When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 44 Naming Waste Diaochan: Bi Ma Wen, Bi Hu Wen, Bi Goose Wen
Guo Jia is unrestrained, chattering about something to the generals behind him, and touching the tiger's head if he has nothing to do!
"A little further ahead, we should stop. The sound of horseshoes is so loud that it will easily alert the enemy. The wounded soldiers march slowly, and will lag behind the infantry by a large margin. And I estimate that the wounded soldiers will walk with some family members."
Zhao Yun nodded frequently: "This time you are leading the team, so just say what you have planned."
Guo Jia felt that the spotted tiger seemed strange, and hurriedly grabbed the nape of its neck: "What's the matter, big flower?"
The spotted tiger roared in the direction of the bushes, Guo Jia's ears were sharp, and he knew there was someone nearby when he heard the neighing of the horses.
When Dahua rushed through the bushes, she saw a horse tied to a tree. The horse neighed violently. When it felt the giant tiger approaching, it struggled even more to break free from the rein.
But the reins were too tight and the tree was motionless, its struggles in vain.
Guo Jia looked up, and saw that the tree had few leaves, barren branches, and was so empty that one could almost see the sky. Obviously, it couldn't hide people.
"There is someone around here, could it be a scout?" He quietly guessed, and patted the spotted tiger: "Big flower, let me down."
Dahua is too big, even if it bends down, Guo Jia has to use both hands and feet to climb down.
There is a price to pay for riding a tiger. For example, most of his salary is dedicated to buying snacks for the little guy.
However, they also forged a deep friendship because of this. It is a spirit tiger that is much bigger than ordinary mountain tigers, and it is sure to make money without losing money.
"Looking at the horse's luggage, it should be a short-distance traveler," Guo Jia walked around, but found no trace of anyone, so he went to search the horse's luggage.
Except for some dry food and water bags, I couldn't find anything of value.
"Where do travelers come from at this time?" Zhao Yun said: "Let's search around to see if there are people hiding under the bushes and rocks. It's not just travelers who are traveling short distances, they may also be scouts or messengers." , especially those who walked up the mountain by detouring the main road, must be in order to avoid the army."
There was only the rustling of the wind blowing through the leaves in the woods. Zhao Yun listened attentively and said to Guo Jia, "There are people hiding in the nearby trees, and we should send someone to search carefully."
"How do you know?" Guo Jia asked in surprise, "It's so quiet around here, where is the human voice coming from?"
"I grew up in the mountains since I was a child, and later practiced with my master in the mountains. I can hear the sound of the wind when I close my eyes, and I can see the flow of light when I open my eyes," Zhao Yun explained: "The sound of the wind blowing through the leaves is similar to the sound of blowing leaves. The voice on Guoren is different, I can't feel farther away, and I'm not as good at cultivation as my master, but I can still clearly hear movements within ten feet."
He closed his eyes, and checked the surrounding trees one by one, until he stepped under a big leafy tree, and stopped.
"It was discovered..."
Hearing a soft sigh, Zhao Yun opened his eyes and looked up, just in time to see the immortal figure as clear as ice floating on the ground.
His figure is as clean as jade, and his temperament is elegant and refined, which is really the appearance of a gentleman.I also want to thank the few leaves and a little dust on his body, which made this fairy-like figure descend to the mortal world.
He calmly patted the leaves on his shoulders, without the panic and embarrassment of being discovered, and greeted the stunned Guo Jia: "Long time no see, Feng Xiao."
"Wenwenwenruo!" Guo Jia said pleasantly: "I didn't expect to meet you in this wilderness, no, aren't you doing an errand with Cao Cao? How did you come to the border of Qingzhou?"
Zhao Yun asked, "Do you know each other?"
"This is Gongda and I's good friends, Xun Yu and Xun Wenruo," Guo Jia said to Zhao Yun.
Xun Yu kept his hand on the sword hilt at his waist and never let go. He nodded to Zhao Yun and replied to Guo Jia, "I was ordered by my lord to send an envoy to Linyi to find Youzhou Shepherd to discuss matters. I had previously communicated with Gongda and got Knowing that you stayed in Jizhou, and there is no news of you since then, how could Fengxiao come to Qingzhou? I think this tiger is majestic and majestic, I think Fengxiao will have another adventure?"
Guo Jia laughed and said, "It turns out that if Wen came to find the lord, it's a coincidence that Gongda and I are both working in Linyi at this time, working with Youzhou Mu!"
Xun Yu paused, then suddenly said: "I haven't contacted Gongda for half a year, so you all went to work with Diaochan."
He thought of Diao Chan's glorious image before, and quietly relaxed his hand holding the hilt.
"Huh? Does Wen Ruo know the lord?" Guo Jia asked curiously, "Could you have met him before?"
Xun Yu and Guo Jia got closer and chatted. As the sun was approaching, Zhao Yun simply ordered his subordinates to camp on the spot.
Xun Yu said: "Before when Youzhou Mu was an envoy from Chang'an, he passed by the county where the lord is on his way to Youzhou."
He remembered that the lord was talking about it if he could recruit such an excellent general, and envied Lu Bu's good luck.
It has only been half a year now, and Diao Chan is already a state shepherd with real power, and the world is really unpredictable.
Even the two friends he originally planned to bring in to help the lord went away with Diao Chan.
A sentence that Xi Zhong chanted when he was cut off from the wine glass floated in Xun Yu's mind: Hey, the cooked duck flew away.
Thinking about it carefully, their protagonist's luck has always been bad.
Diao Chan is a person with a heart for the people, otherwise she wouldn't have told Cao Cao how to raise wood rats after repeatedly asking about his heart.
In Xun Yu's view, although Diao Chan is a girl, she can do things that ordinary men can't do, and her character and talent are excellent. The two friends will follow Diao Chan, obviously because she has enough strength.
It's just that, maybe one day in the future they will face each other because of their respective interests. Xun Yu regrets not being able to work with his friends, but that's just a regret.
The master he identified is Cao Cao, even if there are difficulties and obstacles, he will accompany Cao Cao through it, recognize the master, never leave him, and be loyal all his life.
But at this moment, just reunited with his old friend, Xun Yu intends to join forces with Youzhou Mu, so of course he will not mention those disappointing things.
The spotted tiger was free, and ran into the forest without a trace. Guo Jia pulled Xun Yu to sit down, and said cheerfully, "It turns out that Wen Ruo and the lord have met before, so it is really destined. I think we will meet again in the future." More fate!"
Guo Jia is not blindly optimistic. When Diao Chan's big white goose army takes shape, who else in the world can stop it?
At that time, it will not be a problem to level the sea!
Guo Jia knows best what kind of person Wen Ruo is.
What Diao Chan said made a lot of sense.
Brother Zilong thinks that Liu Bei is the master of wisdom, and I agree with brother Zilong's vision, but I don't think Liu Bei is the master of wisdom, at least he can't do what I can do, and he can't achieve brother Zilong's wish.
I even suspect that he will disappoint Brother Zilong in the future and make him sad. This is something I can't bear.
That being the case, let me do these things. In order not to be separated from the dearest person, wouldn’t it be good to make Liu Bei one of my own?
After hearing this, Guo Jia applauded again and again, that's why!
In order not to turn against the closest friend, wouldn't it be good to turn the protagonist of the friend into one of our own?
When Cao Cao became their colleague, didn't Wen Ruo come with him?Buy a Cao Cao, and give a bunch of civil servants and military generals as a gift, and you can make a sure profit without losing money!
Cao Cao's hair growled on his back: Ah-choo——
Guo Jia: Set a small goal first, eat Yanzhou quietly, hehehe!
Xun Yu didn't hear Guo Jia's secret words, he just assumed that he also agreed to join forces with Cao Cao.
"Are you going here to chase the Yellow Turban Army?" Xun Yu asked, "Half a while ago, I saw the wounded soldiers of the Yellow Turban Army go south along the road."
"That's true, I plan to get a vote," Guo Jia said carelessly, "Wounded soldiers are also soldiers, and they are strong laborers. We are short of people."
Xun Yu looked sideways, he always felt that Feng Xiao had become different from before.
What's the difference?
"Feng Xiao has changed a lot," he became more frank, is it really good to tell him about military affairs like this?
Xun Yu went to see Zhao Yun. Zhao Yun finished his work without changing his face, and didn't pay special attention to them. Soon after he heard the barking of the spotted tiger, Zhao Yun got up to look.
"Has it changed? I think it's good," Guo Jia said with a smile.
"It's pretty good," Xun Yu looked at Guo Jia, saw that his complexion was rosy, his breath was steady, and he still had the energy to chat with him after he hurried down the road, so he couldn't help but happily said, "Feng Xiao is in good health."
Among these Yingchuan friends, Guo Jia and Xi Zhong are the most famous two sick children. The physique of the two is weaker than the other, Guo Jia is better, and Xi Zhong is older and can't help tossing.
Thinking of Xi Zhong who strengthened his exercise in order to avoid stomach problems, Xun Yu smiled lightly.
Guo Jia said helplessly: "No, I was chased by the big flower every day, calling me to get up early every morning to run around, and I went to the brothel in Lincheng to find sex, and it always followed me, so scared that the lady Hua kicked me out , I can’t drink well, it’s clingy, and it clings to me the most.”
When mentioning Dahua, Guo Jia complained a lot, but his words were full of complacency and embarrassment.
He looked around: "Where did the big flower go? Don't go crazy in the mountains again? It brings me some messy game every time, and last time it hunted a wolf for me, it scared me!"
Xun Yu chuckled, "It seems Feng Xiao likes that tiger very much."
This is the way of showing off, very naive, it is rare to see such a side of a friend, Xun Yu finds it very fresh and interesting.
Seeing Zhao Yun come back by splitting through the bushes, he deliberately cleared a path. Guo Jia looked suspiciously, and saw the spotted tiger coming back with a big bloody bear, and stood up in shock.
"Wow, last time it was a wolf, this time even a bear came here, Dahua, you are worthy of being the overlord of the mountains, amazing!"
Guo Jia yelled exaggeratedly, and the piebald tiger showed a proud expression in cooperation, with its chest up and its head up, obviously very happy after being praised.
The piebald tiger is a tiger with strong vanity, while Guo Jia is good at calculating people's hearts, no, he is good at guessing tigers' hearts.
With him flattering again and again, the piebald tiger is full of motivation, and often brings some wild beasts to claim credit.
Dahua: That's how good I am!Praise me quickly, praise me hard!
The soldiers were chattering, and they were nothing more than praising the tigers raised in Youzhou for being so good.
Xun Yu asked with a smile: "A tiger raised in Youzhou?"
"I'm raising this now!" Guo Jia said without blushing or panting.
Da Hua piled up the bears in front of Guo Jia, and Zhao Yun said indifferently, "Is the tiger raising you? I was afraid that you would be hungry, so I even hunted a bear for you."
Guo Jia: "..."
Talking like he is eating soft food, it is too embarrassing for him!
Xun Yu saw that the dead bear had a big hole in its neck that had been bitten off, and his heart skipped a beat: "This bear was as tall as two people when it stood up. How strong is the tiger to kill it without any injuries?"
The spotted tiger whined and bowed its head to Zhao Yun, showing him the wound behind his ear where the bear had scratched it.
A small wound with the width of a fingernail, which seemed to be very serious, made Zhao Yun act like a baby with tears in his eyes.
Zhao Yun stroked it reassuringly, and said in a low voice, "Since you know it hurts, remember to be more careful when hunting next time."
Spotted Tiger responded, but didn't get the response he wanted, so he came to Guo Jia to act like a baby again.
Guo Jia exaggeratedly exclaimed: "My God, Dahua must be in pain after suffering such a serious injury. I'll blow it up for you, and it won't hurt anymore."
The spotted tiger was satisfied, and immediately put away his aggrieved expression.
Zhao Yun: ...
Xun Yu had a strange expression: "This tiger...is quite a show."
But no, they are even more noisy when they get together with Guo Fengxiao, they are a perfect match.
Because Xun Yu started in the opposite direction from them, he bid farewell to Guo Jia and Zhao Yun and set off to find Diao Chan when it was a little brighter.
Guo Jiadao: "It's about two days' journey from here to Linsu. We took some of the Yellow Turbans' family members along the way to come back to Linsu. If Wen Ruo sees the crowd, he will be there."
Zhao Yun also pointed out two cavalrymen to follow Xun Yu, who could protect him all the way and show him the way.
After Xun Yu left, Guo Jia rubbed his fists, pulled Zhao Yun to mutter, and explained one by one the clever strategies for those wounded troops.
Zhao Yun couldn't help but give him a high look. Guo Jia is usually out of shape, and there are so many ghost ideas at critical times.
"What kind of eyes do you have?" Guo Jia raised his eyes, dissatisfied.
"Well, look at the eyes of a smart person," Zhao Yun said seriously, "Don't worry, I will cooperate with you and implement the plan you said."
Guo Jia always felt that Zhao Yun was not as upright and innocent as he appeared on the surface. This Zhao Yun looked serious, but in fact he was not serious at all.He suspected that Zhao Yun was dishonest but couldn't find any evidence, so angry!
After Xun Yu set off on the road, he traveled for about two hours, and finally saw the Yellow Turban family members on the broad road who were "escorted" by soldiers.
Take in the Yellow Turban family members?
But it looked like they had captured these family members.
Xun Yu was amazed at Guo Jia's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense: "It's just that Youzhou Mu is 'soliciting' so many old and weak women and children. What is there to do? Qi has so much food and grass to feed them?"
"There will be a bumper harvest in another month. There will definitely be enough food and grass." The cavalry who escorted him said with a smile, "The farmland irrigated with goose dung has produced countless times more grain than ordinary farmland!"
"Irrigate the farmland with goose dung?" Xun Yu wondered inwardly, "Is it the method Youzhou Mu came up with to increase production? It just needs the amount of goose dung to irrigate the farmland. I'm afraid at least tens of thousands of geese are needed? How could we raise tens of thousands of geese when we encountered a natural disaster at the beginning of the year without food?"
The cavalrymen laughed and said nothing, and after seeing the shadow of the city two days later, they said to Xun Yu, "Come and see the whiteness."
Xun Yu looked in the direction of the cavalry's fingers, and saw a vast expanse of white floating around the camp of the garrison outside the city. He asked suspiciously, "What is that?"
"It's a newly hatched gosling. We only have 14 soldiers in total, and the number of goose eggs in the city has already exceeded [-]!" Save the world!"
Even Diaochan herself didn't know that her reputation among the common people was almost to the point of worshiping a living god when they saw her.
Even the soldiers who have personally experienced the magic of the fairy goose cannot hide their excitement when they see Diao Chan who lives in a simple way.
The competition for the pro-military battalion who wanted to follow Diao Chan to the war was almost crushed, but Diao Chan calmed down and started construction, leaving all the training of soldiers to the people under him.
She will personally visit the six counties, plan the layout of the city, and formulate a development plan for the next few years.Qi will become the first military center where people and geese develop together, and become the cradle for the growth and development of fighting geese in this world.
Xun Yu couldn't understand the cavalry's fanatical admiration for Diao Chan, especially his words and sentences, which were too exaggerated.
Even if she knows some knowledge about raising and breeding poultry, she won't be passed down as a fairy, right?
The two cavalry were obviously Diao Chan, and they almost praised her to the sky.
Along the way, the two chattered endlessly to brainwash Xun Yu.
Our lord is as beautiful as a flower but also powerful. He can drive away celestial tigers and raise celestial geese. He has a kind face and a kind heart to benefit the common people. Following her, he no longer has to fear hunger and disasters. Following her, he can live a good life, marry a beautiful lady, and live happily ever after. Children under the age can also enjoy knowledge education, what people can't teach, goose will teach.
Xun Yu:? ? ?
The more Xun Yu listened, the more outrageous he became. He looked at them with scrutiny and saw that the two were deeply involved, with fanaticism in their eyes. He was so shocked that he almost thought that he had stepped into the team of inviting gods formed by the great virtuous teacher Zhang Jiao back then.
The sound of flapping wings came and went, Xun Yu inadvertently raised his eyes, and the whole sky was covered by a white shadow.
Thousands of geese soared into the sky, all flying towards one place!
"It's the team leader taking the white geese to fertilize!" the cavalry laughed happily.
Let tens of thousands of geese suffocate their shit, and then let them fly to the farmland and then pull it, how do you do it? !
Xun Yu is an elegant person, he would never say this out loud, but at this moment, doubts of similar meaning really hovered in his heart.
The cavalrymen said: "When those yellow scarves old and weak women and children settle down, and when they find that they can eat enough here, they will want to stay here. Then the goose feathers they replace can help them make clothes against the cold winter!"
They walked towards the city gate. The city wall of this city has undergone a major renovation in the past few months. The city wall is majestic and majestic, and the blood stains on the wall have taken on a new look. When you enter this city, you will feel lush and green everywhere!
"Not only that, the old and the weak, women and children are more careful than the reckless. They can do many things that we can't do, and they can also bathe the geese." The cavalry led Xun Yu into the city, and after talking with his colleagues, he took him inside.
"The state pastor said that in the future, he will pay someone to bathe the geese and take good care of them. When they feel comfortable, the goose dung will be more nutritious."
Xun Yu's smile froze, and the conversation could no longer continue.
He wanted to take the opportunity to say something, but he didn't expect to be confused by them.
"We also have a senior official in charge of geese, Bi Ewen, who was set up by the state pastor, and now Xun Zhubo is holding several positions."
Xun Yu was taken aback when he first heard that Master Xun was weak.
No way?
"The yamen is coming soon." The cavalryman got off his horse with a relaxed expression and said to Xun Yu, "there are goslings in the yamen, because they are afraid that the horses will disturb the goslings, horses are not allowed inside."
Xun Yu said softly, "It's okay, do as the Romans do, and ask my little brother to tie my horse to a place where it can go."
One of them led the horse, and the other led Xun Yu into the yamen.
As soon as they arrived in the corridor, they saw a gray-shirted literati holding a stack of paperwork and sketching. Behind him was a series of little white geese. As he settled down and directed, the little white geese raised their heads and raised their chests. Swirling his buttocks, he lined up and stood in front of him one by one, but he was able to understand human speech like a well-trained army!
And the young literati are like a patriarch, Guo Jia teasingly gave him a new nickname - Goose Daddy!
Although no one dared to call this nickname except Guo Jia for the time being, no one dared to touch the black face of the elder Xun You.
"It's Xun Bi's goose who is registering the newborn goslings," the cavalryman explained.
Xun Yu was startled, speechless.
This...Gongda rejected his invitation, and instead ran to Qilai to raise geese? !
God-like Xun Bige, Diao Chan is really a wonderful person, more pure and pretentious than other princes in this world!
At this time, Xun You's pen stopped, and he turned sideways and called out in surprise, "Wen Ruo?"
At the same time, nearly a hundred little white geese looked at Xun Yu in unison, their black peas eyes were innocent and innocent like children, like stars in the sky, blinking and blinking at Xun Yu.
Xun Yu: ...
A thin layer of sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead.
"A little further ahead, we should stop. The sound of horseshoes is so loud that it will easily alert the enemy. The wounded soldiers march slowly, and will lag behind the infantry by a large margin. And I estimate that the wounded soldiers will walk with some family members."
Zhao Yun nodded frequently: "This time you are leading the team, so just say what you have planned."
Guo Jia felt that the spotted tiger seemed strange, and hurriedly grabbed the nape of its neck: "What's the matter, big flower?"
The spotted tiger roared in the direction of the bushes, Guo Jia's ears were sharp, and he knew there was someone nearby when he heard the neighing of the horses.
When Dahua rushed through the bushes, she saw a horse tied to a tree. The horse neighed violently. When it felt the giant tiger approaching, it struggled even more to break free from the rein.
But the reins were too tight and the tree was motionless, its struggles in vain.
Guo Jia looked up, and saw that the tree had few leaves, barren branches, and was so empty that one could almost see the sky. Obviously, it couldn't hide people.
"There is someone around here, could it be a scout?" He quietly guessed, and patted the spotted tiger: "Big flower, let me down."
Dahua is too big, even if it bends down, Guo Jia has to use both hands and feet to climb down.
There is a price to pay for riding a tiger. For example, most of his salary is dedicated to buying snacks for the little guy.
However, they also forged a deep friendship because of this. It is a spirit tiger that is much bigger than ordinary mountain tigers, and it is sure to make money without losing money.
"Looking at the horse's luggage, it should be a short-distance traveler," Guo Jia walked around, but found no trace of anyone, so he went to search the horse's luggage.
Except for some dry food and water bags, I couldn't find anything of value.
"Where do travelers come from at this time?" Zhao Yun said: "Let's search around to see if there are people hiding under the bushes and rocks. It's not just travelers who are traveling short distances, they may also be scouts or messengers." , especially those who walked up the mountain by detouring the main road, must be in order to avoid the army."
There was only the rustling of the wind blowing through the leaves in the woods. Zhao Yun listened attentively and said to Guo Jia, "There are people hiding in the nearby trees, and we should send someone to search carefully."
"How do you know?" Guo Jia asked in surprise, "It's so quiet around here, where is the human voice coming from?"
"I grew up in the mountains since I was a child, and later practiced with my master in the mountains. I can hear the sound of the wind when I close my eyes, and I can see the flow of light when I open my eyes," Zhao Yun explained: "The sound of the wind blowing through the leaves is similar to the sound of blowing leaves. The voice on Guoren is different, I can't feel farther away, and I'm not as good at cultivation as my master, but I can still clearly hear movements within ten feet."
He closed his eyes, and checked the surrounding trees one by one, until he stepped under a big leafy tree, and stopped.
"It was discovered..."
Hearing a soft sigh, Zhao Yun opened his eyes and looked up, just in time to see the immortal figure as clear as ice floating on the ground.
His figure is as clean as jade, and his temperament is elegant and refined, which is really the appearance of a gentleman.I also want to thank the few leaves and a little dust on his body, which made this fairy-like figure descend to the mortal world.
He calmly patted the leaves on his shoulders, without the panic and embarrassment of being discovered, and greeted the stunned Guo Jia: "Long time no see, Feng Xiao."
"Wenwenwenruo!" Guo Jia said pleasantly: "I didn't expect to meet you in this wilderness, no, aren't you doing an errand with Cao Cao? How did you come to the border of Qingzhou?"
Zhao Yun asked, "Do you know each other?"
"This is Gongda and I's good friends, Xun Yu and Xun Wenruo," Guo Jia said to Zhao Yun.
Xun Yu kept his hand on the sword hilt at his waist and never let go. He nodded to Zhao Yun and replied to Guo Jia, "I was ordered by my lord to send an envoy to Linyi to find Youzhou Shepherd to discuss matters. I had previously communicated with Gongda and got Knowing that you stayed in Jizhou, and there is no news of you since then, how could Fengxiao come to Qingzhou? I think this tiger is majestic and majestic, I think Fengxiao will have another adventure?"
Guo Jia laughed and said, "It turns out that if Wen came to find the lord, it's a coincidence that Gongda and I are both working in Linyi at this time, working with Youzhou Mu!"
Xun Yu paused, then suddenly said: "I haven't contacted Gongda for half a year, so you all went to work with Diaochan."
He thought of Diao Chan's glorious image before, and quietly relaxed his hand holding the hilt.
"Huh? Does Wen Ruo know the lord?" Guo Jia asked curiously, "Could you have met him before?"
Xun Yu and Guo Jia got closer and chatted. As the sun was approaching, Zhao Yun simply ordered his subordinates to camp on the spot.
Xun Yu said: "Before when Youzhou Mu was an envoy from Chang'an, he passed by the county where the lord is on his way to Youzhou."
He remembered that the lord was talking about it if he could recruit such an excellent general, and envied Lu Bu's good luck.
It has only been half a year now, and Diao Chan is already a state shepherd with real power, and the world is really unpredictable.
Even the two friends he originally planned to bring in to help the lord went away with Diao Chan.
A sentence that Xi Zhong chanted when he was cut off from the wine glass floated in Xun Yu's mind: Hey, the cooked duck flew away.
Thinking about it carefully, their protagonist's luck has always been bad.
Diao Chan is a person with a heart for the people, otherwise she wouldn't have told Cao Cao how to raise wood rats after repeatedly asking about his heart.
In Xun Yu's view, although Diao Chan is a girl, she can do things that ordinary men can't do, and her character and talent are excellent. The two friends will follow Diao Chan, obviously because she has enough strength.
It's just that, maybe one day in the future they will face each other because of their respective interests. Xun Yu regrets not being able to work with his friends, but that's just a regret.
The master he identified is Cao Cao, even if there are difficulties and obstacles, he will accompany Cao Cao through it, recognize the master, never leave him, and be loyal all his life.
But at this moment, just reunited with his old friend, Xun Yu intends to join forces with Youzhou Mu, so of course he will not mention those disappointing things.
The spotted tiger was free, and ran into the forest without a trace. Guo Jia pulled Xun Yu to sit down, and said cheerfully, "It turns out that Wen Ruo and the lord have met before, so it is really destined. I think we will meet again in the future." More fate!"
Guo Jia is not blindly optimistic. When Diao Chan's big white goose army takes shape, who else in the world can stop it?
At that time, it will not be a problem to level the sea!
Guo Jia knows best what kind of person Wen Ruo is.
What Diao Chan said made a lot of sense.
Brother Zilong thinks that Liu Bei is the master of wisdom, and I agree with brother Zilong's vision, but I don't think Liu Bei is the master of wisdom, at least he can't do what I can do, and he can't achieve brother Zilong's wish.
I even suspect that he will disappoint Brother Zilong in the future and make him sad. This is something I can't bear.
That being the case, let me do these things. In order not to be separated from the dearest person, wouldn’t it be good to make Liu Bei one of my own?
After hearing this, Guo Jia applauded again and again, that's why!
In order not to turn against the closest friend, wouldn't it be good to turn the protagonist of the friend into one of our own?
When Cao Cao became their colleague, didn't Wen Ruo come with him?Buy a Cao Cao, and give a bunch of civil servants and military generals as a gift, and you can make a sure profit without losing money!
Cao Cao's hair growled on his back: Ah-choo——
Guo Jia: Set a small goal first, eat Yanzhou quietly, hehehe!
Xun Yu didn't hear Guo Jia's secret words, he just assumed that he also agreed to join forces with Cao Cao.
"Are you going here to chase the Yellow Turban Army?" Xun Yu asked, "Half a while ago, I saw the wounded soldiers of the Yellow Turban Army go south along the road."
"That's true, I plan to get a vote," Guo Jia said carelessly, "Wounded soldiers are also soldiers, and they are strong laborers. We are short of people."
Xun Yu looked sideways, he always felt that Feng Xiao had become different from before.
What's the difference?
"Feng Xiao has changed a lot," he became more frank, is it really good to tell him about military affairs like this?
Xun Yu went to see Zhao Yun. Zhao Yun finished his work without changing his face, and didn't pay special attention to them. Soon after he heard the barking of the spotted tiger, Zhao Yun got up to look.
"Has it changed? I think it's good," Guo Jia said with a smile.
"It's pretty good," Xun Yu looked at Guo Jia, saw that his complexion was rosy, his breath was steady, and he still had the energy to chat with him after he hurried down the road, so he couldn't help but happily said, "Feng Xiao is in good health."
Among these Yingchuan friends, Guo Jia and Xi Zhong are the most famous two sick children. The physique of the two is weaker than the other, Guo Jia is better, and Xi Zhong is older and can't help tossing.
Thinking of Xi Zhong who strengthened his exercise in order to avoid stomach problems, Xun Yu smiled lightly.
Guo Jia said helplessly: "No, I was chased by the big flower every day, calling me to get up early every morning to run around, and I went to the brothel in Lincheng to find sex, and it always followed me, so scared that the lady Hua kicked me out , I can’t drink well, it’s clingy, and it clings to me the most.”
When mentioning Dahua, Guo Jia complained a lot, but his words were full of complacency and embarrassment.
He looked around: "Where did the big flower go? Don't go crazy in the mountains again? It brings me some messy game every time, and last time it hunted a wolf for me, it scared me!"
Xun Yu chuckled, "It seems Feng Xiao likes that tiger very much."
This is the way of showing off, very naive, it is rare to see such a side of a friend, Xun Yu finds it very fresh and interesting.
Seeing Zhao Yun come back by splitting through the bushes, he deliberately cleared a path. Guo Jia looked suspiciously, and saw the spotted tiger coming back with a big bloody bear, and stood up in shock.
"Wow, last time it was a wolf, this time even a bear came here, Dahua, you are worthy of being the overlord of the mountains, amazing!"
Guo Jia yelled exaggeratedly, and the piebald tiger showed a proud expression in cooperation, with its chest up and its head up, obviously very happy after being praised.
The piebald tiger is a tiger with strong vanity, while Guo Jia is good at calculating people's hearts, no, he is good at guessing tigers' hearts.
With him flattering again and again, the piebald tiger is full of motivation, and often brings some wild beasts to claim credit.
Dahua: That's how good I am!Praise me quickly, praise me hard!
The soldiers were chattering, and they were nothing more than praising the tigers raised in Youzhou for being so good.
Xun Yu asked with a smile: "A tiger raised in Youzhou?"
"I'm raising this now!" Guo Jia said without blushing or panting.
Da Hua piled up the bears in front of Guo Jia, and Zhao Yun said indifferently, "Is the tiger raising you? I was afraid that you would be hungry, so I even hunted a bear for you."
Guo Jia: "..."
Talking like he is eating soft food, it is too embarrassing for him!
Xun Yu saw that the dead bear had a big hole in its neck that had been bitten off, and his heart skipped a beat: "This bear was as tall as two people when it stood up. How strong is the tiger to kill it without any injuries?"
The spotted tiger whined and bowed its head to Zhao Yun, showing him the wound behind his ear where the bear had scratched it.
A small wound with the width of a fingernail, which seemed to be very serious, made Zhao Yun act like a baby with tears in his eyes.
Zhao Yun stroked it reassuringly, and said in a low voice, "Since you know it hurts, remember to be more careful when hunting next time."
Spotted Tiger responded, but didn't get the response he wanted, so he came to Guo Jia to act like a baby again.
Guo Jia exaggeratedly exclaimed: "My God, Dahua must be in pain after suffering such a serious injury. I'll blow it up for you, and it won't hurt anymore."
The spotted tiger was satisfied, and immediately put away his aggrieved expression.
Zhao Yun: ...
Xun Yu had a strange expression: "This tiger...is quite a show."
But no, they are even more noisy when they get together with Guo Fengxiao, they are a perfect match.
Because Xun Yu started in the opposite direction from them, he bid farewell to Guo Jia and Zhao Yun and set off to find Diao Chan when it was a little brighter.
Guo Jiadao: "It's about two days' journey from here to Linsu. We took some of the Yellow Turbans' family members along the way to come back to Linsu. If Wen Ruo sees the crowd, he will be there."
Zhao Yun also pointed out two cavalrymen to follow Xun Yu, who could protect him all the way and show him the way.
After Xun Yu left, Guo Jia rubbed his fists, pulled Zhao Yun to mutter, and explained one by one the clever strategies for those wounded troops.
Zhao Yun couldn't help but give him a high look. Guo Jia is usually out of shape, and there are so many ghost ideas at critical times.
"What kind of eyes do you have?" Guo Jia raised his eyes, dissatisfied.
"Well, look at the eyes of a smart person," Zhao Yun said seriously, "Don't worry, I will cooperate with you and implement the plan you said."
Guo Jia always felt that Zhao Yun was not as upright and innocent as he appeared on the surface. This Zhao Yun looked serious, but in fact he was not serious at all.He suspected that Zhao Yun was dishonest but couldn't find any evidence, so angry!
After Xun Yu set off on the road, he traveled for about two hours, and finally saw the Yellow Turban family members on the broad road who were "escorted" by soldiers.
Take in the Yellow Turban family members?
But it looked like they had captured these family members.
Xun Yu was amazed at Guo Jia's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense: "It's just that Youzhou Mu is 'soliciting' so many old and weak women and children. What is there to do? Qi has so much food and grass to feed them?"
"There will be a bumper harvest in another month. There will definitely be enough food and grass." The cavalry who escorted him said with a smile, "The farmland irrigated with goose dung has produced countless times more grain than ordinary farmland!"
"Irrigate the farmland with goose dung?" Xun Yu wondered inwardly, "Is it the method Youzhou Mu came up with to increase production? It just needs the amount of goose dung to irrigate the farmland. I'm afraid at least tens of thousands of geese are needed? How could we raise tens of thousands of geese when we encountered a natural disaster at the beginning of the year without food?"
The cavalrymen laughed and said nothing, and after seeing the shadow of the city two days later, they said to Xun Yu, "Come and see the whiteness."
Xun Yu looked in the direction of the cavalry's fingers, and saw a vast expanse of white floating around the camp of the garrison outside the city. He asked suspiciously, "What is that?"
"It's a newly hatched gosling. We only have 14 soldiers in total, and the number of goose eggs in the city has already exceeded [-]!" Save the world!"
Even Diaochan herself didn't know that her reputation among the common people was almost to the point of worshiping a living god when they saw her.
Even the soldiers who have personally experienced the magic of the fairy goose cannot hide their excitement when they see Diao Chan who lives in a simple way.
The competition for the pro-military battalion who wanted to follow Diao Chan to the war was almost crushed, but Diao Chan calmed down and started construction, leaving all the training of soldiers to the people under him.
She will personally visit the six counties, plan the layout of the city, and formulate a development plan for the next few years.Qi will become the first military center where people and geese develop together, and become the cradle for the growth and development of fighting geese in this world.
Xun Yu couldn't understand the cavalry's fanatical admiration for Diao Chan, especially his words and sentences, which were too exaggerated.
Even if she knows some knowledge about raising and breeding poultry, she won't be passed down as a fairy, right?
The two cavalry were obviously Diao Chan, and they almost praised her to the sky.
Along the way, the two chattered endlessly to brainwash Xun Yu.
Our lord is as beautiful as a flower but also powerful. He can drive away celestial tigers and raise celestial geese. He has a kind face and a kind heart to benefit the common people. Following her, he no longer has to fear hunger and disasters. Following her, he can live a good life, marry a beautiful lady, and live happily ever after. Children under the age can also enjoy knowledge education, what people can't teach, goose will teach.
Xun Yu:? ? ?
The more Xun Yu listened, the more outrageous he became. He looked at them with scrutiny and saw that the two were deeply involved, with fanaticism in their eyes. He was so shocked that he almost thought that he had stepped into the team of inviting gods formed by the great virtuous teacher Zhang Jiao back then.
The sound of flapping wings came and went, Xun Yu inadvertently raised his eyes, and the whole sky was covered by a white shadow.
Thousands of geese soared into the sky, all flying towards one place!
"It's the team leader taking the white geese to fertilize!" the cavalry laughed happily.
Let tens of thousands of geese suffocate their shit, and then let them fly to the farmland and then pull it, how do you do it? !
Xun Yu is an elegant person, he would never say this out loud, but at this moment, doubts of similar meaning really hovered in his heart.
The cavalrymen said: "When those yellow scarves old and weak women and children settle down, and when they find that they can eat enough here, they will want to stay here. Then the goose feathers they replace can help them make clothes against the cold winter!"
They walked towards the city gate. The city wall of this city has undergone a major renovation in the past few months. The city wall is majestic and majestic, and the blood stains on the wall have taken on a new look. When you enter this city, you will feel lush and green everywhere!
"Not only that, the old and the weak, women and children are more careful than the reckless. They can do many things that we can't do, and they can also bathe the geese." The cavalry led Xun Yu into the city, and after talking with his colleagues, he took him inside.
"The state pastor said that in the future, he will pay someone to bathe the geese and take good care of them. When they feel comfortable, the goose dung will be more nutritious."
Xun Yu's smile froze, and the conversation could no longer continue.
He wanted to take the opportunity to say something, but he didn't expect to be confused by them.
"We also have a senior official in charge of geese, Bi Ewen, who was set up by the state pastor, and now Xun Zhubo is holding several positions."
Xun Yu was taken aback when he first heard that Master Xun was weak.
No way?
"The yamen is coming soon." The cavalryman got off his horse with a relaxed expression and said to Xun Yu, "there are goslings in the yamen, because they are afraid that the horses will disturb the goslings, horses are not allowed inside."
Xun Yu said softly, "It's okay, do as the Romans do, and ask my little brother to tie my horse to a place where it can go."
One of them led the horse, and the other led Xun Yu into the yamen.
As soon as they arrived in the corridor, they saw a gray-shirted literati holding a stack of paperwork and sketching. Behind him was a series of little white geese. As he settled down and directed, the little white geese raised their heads and raised their chests. Swirling his buttocks, he lined up and stood in front of him one by one, but he was able to understand human speech like a well-trained army!
And the young literati are like a patriarch, Guo Jia teasingly gave him a new nickname - Goose Daddy!
Although no one dared to call this nickname except Guo Jia for the time being, no one dared to touch the black face of the elder Xun You.
"It's Xun Bi's goose who is registering the newborn goslings," the cavalryman explained.
Xun Yu was startled, speechless.
This...Gongda rejected his invitation, and instead ran to Qilai to raise geese? !
God-like Xun Bige, Diao Chan is really a wonderful person, more pure and pretentious than other princes in this world!
At this time, Xun You's pen stopped, and he turned sideways and called out in surprise, "Wen Ruo?"
At the same time, nearly a hundred little white geese looked at Xun Yu in unison, their black peas eyes were innocent and innocent like children, like stars in the sky, blinking and blinking at Xun Yu.
Xun Yu: ...
A thin layer of sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead.
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