When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Diao Chan took his men and horses and went back all the way. They came in a hurry, but the way they walked was easy.

On the way, Zhao Yun said to Diao Chan, "I'm a little worried about Fengxiao."

Diaochan let out a "poof," she gently put down the water bag, with a strange expression on her face.

"Brother Zilong didn't dislike him before."

"I don't despise him," Zhao Yun said calmly, "It's just that it's rare to see such a lively person and so weak, so I couldn't help but worry more, and gradually I remembered it." Perhaps this is the friendship of comrades-in-arms. Bar!

I can be lively, but I'm also weak!

Diao Chan's alarm sounded loudly: "With the big flowers around, he will be fine."

"What if Cao Cao wants to do something to him?" Zhao Yun said, "Why don't I go to Puyang to see it too!"

Diao Chan is about to cry, it's only been a while, she is no longer the person Zilong cares about the most.

Well, Guo Jia, she took precautions against Liu Bei, but unexpectedly, Guo Fengxiao, a wild goblin, sneaked in!

"Feng Xiao has good friends there, Xun Yu and Xi Zhong will not be against him, and Cao Cao, I believe in his character. And he also knows how to measure himself, and will not let himself into a dilemma."

What Zhao Yun was worried about was that Guo Jia's heaven-defying wisdom would be feared by Cao Cao, and he would be murdered at that time. But after thinking about it, Guo Jia himself is a smart person who can read people's hearts. Will it arouse the fear of the enemy?

Zhao Yun said to Diao Chan: "Feng Xiao may be able to read people's hearts, but Chan Chan is always too soft-hearted."

Diao Chan was at a loss: "I'm soft-hearted?"

Zhao Yun patted her head helplessly, and said earnestly, "You are always unguarded against people. Whether it is Cao Cao or Xun Yu, they are all ambitious people, and it is bound to happen to become enemies."

Diao Chan never doubted Zhao Yun's eyes, she was just astonished, so in Brother Zilong's heart, she was so innocent?

"I'm not defenseless against them, and I'm not afraid of them." Diao Chan retorted, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Zhao Yun likes to touch her soft hair, so when she was in Qi, Diao Chan would tie the girl's hair on the sideburns and wrap her long hair around her shoulders.But this time when she was out of the house, she simply tied her ponytail, and he changed from touching to patting, and said like coaxing a child: "Yes, you are staying behind, and I am also worried about you, so I just remind you." , I don't mean to blame."

Zhao Yun felt that there was nothing wrong with Diao Chan's soft heart, but it was taboo for a prince to be too soft hearted.

Forget it, some things have to be done by someone, and Chanchan will take care of the friendship, but he won't.

Zhao Yun is very clear-headed. If he becomes hostile to Cao Cao in the future, he will become a sharp blade in her hand and personally go and take off Cao Cao's head!

If Diao Chan knew that Zhao Yun misunderstood her as being too soft-hearted because of the wood mouse, she might perform a boulder in the chest for Zhao Yun in order to prove that she "can do it" in front of her lover!

Guo Jia, who had been chanted several times by the two, followed Cao Cao's troops all the way to Puyang.From Shouzhang to Puyang, every time Guo Jia went to a county town, he would visit the brothels there to feel the good craftsmanship of the girls in the brothels.

Cao Cao was almost numb. He rolled his dead fish eyes and said to Xun Yu, "You and Zhicai's friends are really amazing. The young literati who look thin are actually the generation of dragons and tigers!"

Xun Yu's smile froze slightly, and he looked for Guo Jia who was enjoying the girls' massage service in the brothel with a dark face.

Guo Jia is not afraid at all, because now Wen Ruo and him are not the same master, and the parents have changed, so he can't control him!Ha ha ha ha--

Xun Yu looked at Guo Jia indifferently for a while, then went back and suggested to Cao Cao: "Our state has a shortage of food and grass, but there is a lot of rat meat. My lord might as well set up a ban on alcohol, and let the people drink alcohol when there is more food and grass in the coming year, so that no one will go there. Waste the current grain, make wine for those who love pleasure, and have more grain circulate in the market."

Cao Cao took it very seriously, and immediately ordered that the whole prefecture is not allowed to make or sell wine, and the existing ones will be gone.

So, when Guo Jia arrived in the next city, he found that the restaurants and brothels in the whole city stopped selling alcohol.

Guo Jia asked the bustard: "I saw that you obviously have wine here, why don't you want to sell it to me?"

The old bustard looked at the tiger squatting beside Guo Jia to support him, trembling with fear, he hurriedly comforted him: "I can't do anything about it, this is an order from the state shepherd, it's because the harvest has been bad in recent years, and the food can no longer be wasted As a result, it will be fine next year.”

Guo Jia was a little depressed when he ran out of wine, but since he drank more pure wine, it seemed that it was not so difficult to drink ordinary wine. Soon, Guo Jia ordered someone to replace it with fruit juice, and he was happy Xin asked the girl to press her shoulders.

He felt that the hidden illness left by working at the desk some time ago was about to be cured under the gentle hands of the girls!

Guo Jia himself doesn't care, but he doesn't know that Xi Zhong who lives in Puyang has been tricked by him.

On the second day after Cao Cao's order arrived, Xi Zhong had just moved to Puyang, and the wine cellar at home was empty. He intentionally asked his servants to do some shopping, but he did not expect to get news of the prohibition of alcohol in the whole state.

Xi Zhongku haha, he guessed that someone must have contributed "slander" and made the lord give such an order.

As for who would make the "slander", there is no one else except Xun Jiawen Ruoke.

Xi Zhong was so angry, he cursed resentfully in his heart that those who prevented him from drinking would choke on water!

Guo Jia: Ah Choo——

Soon, Cao Cao's army returned to Puyang, and Xi Zhong, a drunkard who had been abstinent for half a month, went out of the city to welcome them back, just waiting to persuade Cao Cao to open a back door for him, even if he had a drink!So that he can get over his lovesickness.

However, from Qi to the north, it used to be the place where the Yellow Turban banditry was the most chaotic. The mountains here are crisscrossed, and there are endless remnants of the Yellow Turbans stirring up the wind and rain, and there are even tens of thousands of people led by the Yellow Turbans.

And Beihai, which once asked Liu Bei for support, is located in the northernmost part of Qingzhou. The person in charge of Beihai is named Kong Rong, a middle-aged man who is nearly forty years old.

Before that, Kong Rong, Prime Minister of Beihai, was besieged by the remnants of the Yellow Turban, so he sent Tai Shici to Qi to find Liu Bei to rescue the soldiers.

Liu Bei went all the way to find Gongsun Zan and asked Gongsun Zan to send troops to support him, so the siege of Beihai was lifted.

Kong Rong, Prime Minister of Beihai, is a Confucian madman who practices iron head skills. How iron is his head?

He is good at poetry and prose, he doesn't like flattery, he treats his boss very honestly, and he likes to write satirical poems to persuade people.Although the final result was that he not only failed to persuade him to succeed, but also offended Makita Kai of Qingzhou at that time.

Kong Rong pays the most attention to morality, and has been rumored to be known as "Rang Li" since he was a child. As the No. 20 grandson of Confucius, Kong Rong has a long history of family education, has read poetry and books since childhood, and has a reputation for outstanding talent and integrity.

When he was prime minister in Beihai, all the counties and counties under Kong Rong supported him very much. He set up cities, established schools, promoted Confucianism, and recommended counties, and his political prestige was particularly high.

What a perfect person!This is simply a top celebrity!

So here comes the problem, Kong Rong is a man with a dream, and he wants to spread Confucianism to the whole world!

He pursues strictness, frantically pursues the way of "rituals", not only strict with himself, but also strict with others.

Kong Rong has long admired Liu Bei, who is famous for his benevolence.After Liu Bei really rescued him, he praised the young man even more.

Kong Rong, who was nearly forty years old, started shaking his head when he heard that Lu Bu had appointed a woman to be the shepherd of Youzhou.

"The woman in the back house has a narrow vision and has not fully read poetry and books. How can she achieve great things by studying the Four Books and Five Classics? Lu Bu was blinded by beauty, and he is going to do the absurd thing that King Zhou of Shang did for Daji!"

Kong Rong didn't take it seriously when he mocked the people around him, because it had nothing to do with him, and Lu Bu was not his boss.

As more and more Yellow Turbans gathered in Qi, Kong Rong strictly ordered his soldiers to guard the North Sea and resist the invasion of Yellow Turbans.

"I just hope that Tianzhou Mu and Liu Bei will come back soon, Qi is at stake!"

After a while, Kong Rong found that there were fewer and fewer Yellow Turban remnants gathered between Qi and Beihai. He was very pleasantly surprised, but he didn't want his subordinates to report suddenly that it was Youzhou Mu Diaochan who had mastered Qi.

Kong Rong's face turned green.

The Master said, "It is difficult to raise a woman and a villain. If she is far away, she will complain, and if she is close, she will not be inferior."

"Zhou Li Tian Guan Nei Zai" said: "Nine concubines master the law of women's learning to teach nine emperors. Women's virtues, women's words, women's appearance, and women's work."

Women don't know the Four Books and Five Classics, and don't learn how to govern the country, so why should they be in charge of power? !

"The Book of Songs. Guanju" advocates a fair lady, emphasizing that women should have feminine virtues, be dignified on the outside, and soft on the inside.

All Kong Rong’s etiquette to women comes from the teachings of his fathers and sages. In his mind, a good woman should know what she should do, instead of pointing fingers, pretending to be smart, contaminating things she shouldn’t be contaminating, and playing with power The woman is the source of chaos in the country!

There is a Youzhou Muheng in Qi, and a woman who has no education is blindly directing, standing above Tian Kai and Liu Bei!Kong Rong only felt like a stick in his throat.

Kong Rong turned sour on the spot, and a good Confucian scholar fermented into a sour Confucian, and he was so aggressive that he would roll up his sleeves and fight together.

"Youzhou Mu is not an official of Qingzhou, why should he interfere in our internal affairs of Qingzhou!"

Kong Rong was so angry that he ordered his generals to rectify, and he was about to set off immediately.

"But Minister Kong, Diao Chan is responsible for the dissipation of the remnants of the Yellow Turban nearby!"

Kong Rong didn't believe it, he yelled: "I think Liu Bei did it, but that Diao Chan took the credit. She is just a woman who seduces men with her color. To cause trouble from outside is the root of the country's chaos, and it is going to destroy the foundation of our Qingzhou!"

Since ancient times, the descendants of the Confucian family have treated women with indifference and indifference, even with some discrimination.

Confucius believed that men should have lofty political ambitions and should work hard. We must beware of children in the family being addicted to female sex. Female sex will make people lose their fighting spirit and change the appearance of originally wise and calm people. self.

A truly beautiful and intelligent woman should be a man's virtuous housemate, manage the housework well, help men to make progress, and not affect the men's fighting spirit.

Obviously, Diao Chan is that kind of "bad woman" who is restless in the world!

Kong Rong mocked and criticized: "Wang Yun was a wise man, but the daughter he raised was not clear-headed. She tried to get involved in things she was not qualified to contaminate. She wanted to gain power without knowing anything. She was really a stupid woman who was blinded by ambition. It doesn't count if you insult the Wang family's family style, but also let Wang Yun die in peace, it is really a disaster of disloyalty and filial piety!"

In Kong Rong's eyes, Diaochan is the "Baosi" of Zhou Youwang's Fenghuo opera princes, and the demon concubine "Daji" who instigated Shang Zhou Wang to do tyrant things.

He can even see how Liu Bei and Tian Kai endured the humiliation and surviving under Diao Chan's hands!

Kong Rong exploded in anger, blowing his beard and staring, his beard fluttering wildly, showing some signs of madness.

The left and right persuaded: "Master Kong still doesn't understand Qi's situation, it's not good to be preconceived."

"That's right, if you rush over so aggressively, you will offend both Youzhou Mu and Tianzhou Mu at the same time!"

Kong Rong held his breath and said, "I will go and tell Liu Bei first, if he is really held in the hands of this woman Diao Chan and suffers all kinds of humiliation, I will definitely send troops to seek justice for him!"

"I heard that Diao Chan is really a man of great ability." Zuo Zuo pulled Kong Rong with bitter faces and said, "It is rumored in Chang'an that Diao Chan is brave and resourceful. He can be the commander of the army when he advances, and a strategist when he retreats."

"It's just a fact that people fabricated to flatter her. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never believe it!" Kong Rong said frankly: "When I think that Qi is now in the hands of an ignorant woman, I can't bear it." Can't stop crying!"

As he spoke, Kong Rong's eyes turned red. He felt that Liu Bei must have suffered a lot of humiliation, and the people of Qi must also be miserable.

Previously, because the remnants of the Yellow Turbans were rampant here, there was no news between Qi and Beihai. When the remnants of the Yellow Turbans gradually dissipated, Kong Rong couldn't help it: "As expected of Tianzhou Mu and Liu Bei, they wiped out the Yellow Turbans. I'm going to get together and save them from fire and water!"

As he spoke, Kong Rong dispatched troops and generals, and headed south with a team of troops.

The road between Qi and Beihai was impassable, and the official road had been buried for a long time by the collapse of the mountain. Kong Rong led his soldiers and horses to detour, and it took a long time to reach Qi.

When he arrived outside the city of Linzi, Kong Rong immediately sent someone to report to the defenders. He saw all kinds of white shadows floating in his vision, and secretly wondered: When did there be so many wild birds in Linzi?

The general defending the army is a general with a round face, holding a spear in his hand, his face is extremely handsome, he can be described as the best among handsome men, the only thing that ruins the beauty is his big beard that surrounds most of his face. Her face was trimmed and rounded like a plate, which was really eye-catching.

However, this is also his characteristic. After watching for a long time, he has a different kind of rough beauty.

After all, this handsome general is more than eight feet tall, with a broad figure, tall and burly, very mighty and majestic.

When Kong Rong saw him, he happily cupped his hands and said, "So it's General Zhang!"

The big white goose next to Zhang Fei was particularly eye-catching. The goose followed his horse all the way and landed on Zhang Fei's broad shoulders, tall and handsome like a seagull!

Zhang Fei bowed his hand in return, he has always respected educated people: "So it was Prime Minister Kong who came here."

It's just that Liu Bei just ordered the city gate to be closed, and it doesn't seem to be a good time to open the city at this time.

Zhang Fei hesitated for a while, and said to Kong Rong: "Please also ask Kong to accompany me to the garrison outside the city and wait for a while. There is an emergency in the city today that needs to be dealt with. The elder brother ordered me and the second brother Guan to guard a city gate. I can't disobey the military order if the rest of the people are allowed to enter and leave. As long as today is over, I will be able to bring Kongxiang into the city tomorrow."

Kong Rong was shocked, and imagined what kind of emergencies would happen in the city. He asked Zhang Fei nervously, "But there is a rebellion?"

Zhang Fei didn't say a word, but it actually meant acquiescing.

Kong Rong suddenly realized that Tianzhou Mu and Liu Bei didn't want to be patient anymore, they decided to take down Diaochan today and take back Linzi again!

He said to Zhang Fei in a deep voice: "General Zhang, if you need any help, just ask. I have brought a total of 2 people here this time. If Brother Liu needs it, I can support him at any time."

Zhang Fei was very moved: "We appreciate Kong Xiang's kindness to us, but this is an internal matter of Linzi City. The elder brother can solve it with ease. We just need to wait."

Kong Rong nodded again and again: Yes!He should also save some face for Tian Kai and Liu Bei, and let them solve it by themselves!

Thinking of this, Kong Rong's expression was slightly relaxed, he was no longer nervous when he first came here, and finally had the strength to look elsewhere.

Seeing the majestic big white goose on Zhang Fei's shoulder staring at him covetously, he said enviously, "The falcon raised by General Zhang is really majestic, and it is particularly aura!"

Look at that sharp and glowing mouth, look at that smooth figure, how could it be a goose?That must be the bird of prey raised by Zhang Fei!

Zhang Fei's vision became strange.

This Kong Rong is only 40 years old, but his eyesight is so poor that he is almost the same as a blind man.

At this time in Linzi City, the group of Yellow Turban soldiers stationed outside the city gate became angry with gooses and were targeted by the little white geese that they hatched. They were so proud of what they said before, but now they are so arrogant Flying dog jumps.

The yellow turban general was aroused and strangled a little white goose to death.

After the silence, one gosling became angry, two goslings became angry... tens of thousands of goslings became angry!

The eyes of the big white geese patrolling the sky in the city instantly became sharper, and they all let out a "cuckoo-cuckoo-" sound in unison.

One after another, the sound of "cuckoo, cuckoo" sounded in the city, and the geese in the city raised their heads one after another, gathered together alertly, and exchanged information with each other.

"Gu Gu Gu Gu—"

All the geese in the city spontaneously formed a team and marched in uniform to the place where the general of the Yellow Turban soldiers was.

Fearing that the situation would get out of control, Liu Bei specially invited Xun You, a man nicknamed "Daddy Goose", who has a secret weapon that can make the goose obedient!

The wooden whistle was hung around Xun You's neck, and Liu Bei glanced over, only to see a faint red line in his neck.

It was something that Diao Chan gave to Xun You before leaving, and it was also an important prop to prevent chaos in Linzi City.

The little white geese rioted and rushed towards the villain who injured their companion.

"What the hell, are these geese crazy?! Go away!"

"What are you looking at, come and help!"

"Ah - it pecked my head!"

"It hurts, where is my weapon!"

They still want to take weapons, these stupid two-legged beasts!

After all, the little white geese were not strong enough, they couldn't last long, and soon there were casualties again.

The big white geese who arrived were furious, and each of these big white geese was as powerful as an adult soldier, and they all swarmed towards the group of yellow scarf soldiers who had hurt their companions.

In the garrison camp, all ordinary soldiers who were far away from the generals and had never caused any harm to the little goose escaped unharmed, and all stared dumbfounded at the chaotic and magical scene in front of them.

The soldiers in the battle center couldn't hold on any longer. The leading general cursed and swears, and greeted Liu Bei's old mother and eighteen generations of ancestors.

"These crazy geese, kill these crazy geese!"

"This is a trap, an ambush, they don't really want to persuade us to surrender, they want to kill us!"

"Kill—killed a bloody path, fuck, where is my weapon! Damn, these geese even snatched my weapon!"

The soldiers were in a mess, and a steady stream of big white geese were still coming.

The soldiers on the periphery turned pale with fright, and watched helplessly as the group of yellow turban generals who had been domineering before were overwhelmed by the big white geese. Their entire field of vision was white, and their ears could hear the sound of flapping wings.

The rampant white geese were astonishingly destructive. Most of the Yellow Turban generals who advocated eating geese were killed or injured.

Goose feathers were flying all over the sky, and the geese's hooting resounded throughout the sky. In addition, there were the screams of people. They crowded together, they fought together, and it rolled like a snowball, and more and more people were involved.

Fei Yuanshao watched these people commit suicide from a high place with cold eyes, and had no intention of helping them at all.

"You won't stop them?" Liu Bei asked.

"Why do you want to stop someone who has nothing to do with you? They are not my brothers," Fei Yuanshao said lightly, "Wait for my soldiers to join me, and I will let you see the military discipline of my soldiers."

Liu Bei chuckled, and asked Xun You beside him, "Come now?"

Xun You shook his head: "The heat is not enough, wait."

not enough?

Liu Bei looked at the scene of casualties below, while Xun You next to him looked indifferent, wondering what he was thinking, and couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine.

Xun You looked down indifferently, as if he was judging and examining something. His eyes were indifferent and calm, with deep wisdom in his eyes, and he looked like an inscrutable literati.

Just as he couldn't see through Guo Jia, Liu Bei couldn't see through Xun You either.

No wonder Guo Jia and Xun You became friends, they are probably fellow travelers who can really understand each other.

Liu Bei sighed softly in his heart, he might never be able to have a deep friendship with people like Guo Jia and Xun You who schemed people's hearts and talked and laughed.

If such people were his subordinates, they would definitely arouse his fear and defense. Fortunately, they are Diao Chan's subordinates, and Diao Chan...

Liu Bei showed a tangled look, his emotions towards Diao Chan were undoubtedly complicated.

After all, she had slapped him in the face more than once, and Liu Bei was numb, and felt refreshed by the slap.

Diao Chan is probably the one he can't see through the most, hey!

After an unknown amount of time, Xun You finally blew the whistle.

As the whistle sounded high-pitched, the whistle floating in the air could be heard both outside and inside the city.

The big and small white geese stopped their flapping wings one after another, obediently flew away from the chaotic place, and lined up obediently in the open space.

Xun You took the whistle and sighed softly: "It would be great if people could be as obedient as these geese, don't you think, Liu Biejia?"

Liu Bei was stunned, and said in a low voice: "Ah, military discipline has always been the focus of soldiers' training, but it may be very difficult to train them to stand in line like geese."

"It's not difficult, my lord has even prepared the regulations," Xun You said flatly, "It's just that there are too many things to do and not enough manpower, so I left them on the yamen desk and never gave them to you."

Liu Bei's eyes lit up when he heard the words: "Is there any good stuff left in the yamen, my lord?"

Xun You said, "Why don't you go and see for yourself?"

Liu Bei is also strange, every time Diao Chan is mentioned behind his back, his eyes are shining like this, but when Diao Chan is around, he always puts on a look of avoiding him.

Xun You secretly slandered: This Liu Xuande is not a frank person, he is very awkward!

Outside the city at this moment, Zhang Fei looked up at the city wall where the whistle came, and smiled at Kong Rong: "The matter in the city is settled, you can enter the city!"