When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Everyone nearby heard Zhang Fei's yelling loudly. The guards looked at each other and smiled meaningfully.

"Could it be that the general has finally attacked Zhou Mu?"

"You said it wrong, it should be Zhou Mu who finally attacked the general."

"Silence, please stop, let the state shepherd hear and punish you to farm the land," the captain of the guard frowned and reprimanded: "The state shepherd is thin-skinned, save some face for her."

"Where is Zhou Mu's thin-skinned? It's clearly the general's thin-skinned," someone retorted.

The captain of the guard slapped him on the head with a chestnut, and said with a smile: "Shut up."

"Didn't the captain secretly bet with the school lieutenant on when they would get married?" The man covered his head and said aggrievedly: "The betting was held by the military division's sacrificial wine, many people participated, and I saw you when I went to bet. "

The captain of the guard quickly covered his mouth, and said in a low voice: "Is this being said here to let the state pastor and the others hear it? The military adviser said it, keep a low profile!"

"Yes, keep a low profile," everyone nodded hastily, and those who had placed their bets closed their mouths guiltyly.

"Continue to patrol and take your work seriously," the guard captain said with a serious expression.

On the other side, Xun You also heard Zhang Fei's yelling. The study they were in was only a row of houses away from Diao Chan's. With Zhang Fei's penetrating voice, it could be said that it was clear from them.

The insider, Xun You, paused and stroked his forehead silently, feeling helpless and funny at the same time.

Xun Chen looked in the direction of the voice in doubt: "Is it from the main study?"

"It's nothing," Xun You changed the subject calmly.

"What?! The lord is sick?! Why is the lord sick? I'll call for a doctor right away!!!—"

They heard Zhang Fei's voice again, this time with obvious anxiety.

Xun You stood up and said, "I'll go and have a look."

The man ran away without saying a word, and Xun Chen of course wanted to keep up. When he got to the main study room, he saw all the nearby officials gathered.

Diao Chan was both angry and funny: "What are you doing here? General Zhang is just talking nonsense. Why don't you hurry up and do your own thing."

Zhang Fei was wronged: "I didn't talk nonsense!"

"My lord, it's not good to hide illness and avoid medical treatment."

"That's right, my lord, you can tell that it won't be a big problem just by looking at your spirit, but even if it's a small problem, you can't procrastinate. If you procrastinate, it will become a big problem."

"General Zhao quickly persuade the lord, the lord doesn't care about his body at all."

"Although the third disciple is upright, he never lies. My lord, let the doctor see it."

After Xun You arrived, many people had already gathered here, and it was noisy. He frowned and scolded: "My lord is sick, what are you doing here? Let the lord rest well. Don't bother the lord. We're leaving soon."

The patriarch Xun You is still very dignified. As he said this, the group of people turned around and left. Zhao Yun held Diao Chan down and urged her to go back to the house to rest: "Since everyone knows, there is nothing to hide." , it’s nothing, you can’t be suffering all the time, right? I’ll call Miracle Doctor Hua, be good.”

Diao Chan almost didn't bring it up, she stomped her feet angrily, and cursed in anger: "Zhang Yide, you idiot, you are punished not to raise pigs, and you are not allowed to go near the pigsty for half a year, you have to reflect on me!"

Zhang Fei who walked away was stunned for a moment, and wailed: "My lord, what did I do wrong to treat me like this?"

Liu Bei tugged at him, and said in a low voice, "Slip quickly, if you don't, your pig will be robbed by others!"

Zhang Fei thought of his greedy pig teeth, and hurried away in a hurry.

"Ah, I have something to do with the lord, and the envoy sent by the military division is still here!" Zhang Fei slapped his head.

Liu Bei said: "Since there is business, the lord will definitely come to you later, so why do you bother the lord?"

He turned around and saw that it was Huang Gai who was blushing from a suppressed smile. He was surprised and said, "It turned out to be Colonel Huang. How is General Sun going to the south?"

"The general has recruited a lot of soldiers, and now he is building a wall in the small town on the Qinghai-Xu border to garrison troops and store up land." Huang Gai replied with a smile: "This time the military division sent me here to announce the good news, saying that we are about to get rich !"

Liu Bei was very interested and invited Huang Gai to talk in detail.

"General Huang, would you mind telling me what's going on? I need to report to my lord every day about my work. I'll see you tomorrow morning, so I can give you a message."

Huang Gai laughed loudly, and responded readily: "The thing is like this, Jia Junshi and Guo Jijiu passed by the border of Xuzhou to eat mutton there, and accidentally rescued a well-known local businessman in Xuzhou. The taste is amazing, so I want to buy it at a high price."

Huang Gai said it simply, and didn't mention Guo Jia and Jia Xu's partnership to touch porcelain at all. Liu Bei said with emotion: "Xuzhou is rich in water and soil, and there are rich merchants. We in Qingzhou are so poor that even merchants are unwilling to come. If We can introduce wealthy businessmen to Qingzhou, and the wealth of our state will accumulate more and more."

"That's why General Sun sent me to hurry back and report to my lord, the military master and the others followed the rich merchant to Langya."

"They went to Xuzhou?!" Liu Bei was surprised: "Is this safe? Wouldn't it be dangerous if Tao Qian knew about the two military advisers? Did General Sun send soldiers to protect them?"

Huang Gai said: "It's easier to be discovered by sending soldiers and generals. Our general sent the goose army to protect the two military divisions, and there is a giant tiger by his side. Safety is not a problem."

Now only people in Yanzhou and Qingzhou know that Guo Jia rides a giant tiger. Compared with Guo Jia, a scholar, Diao Chan, who joined forces with Cao Cao to disintegrate the remnants of the Yellow Turban, has a greater reputation.

The news of Juhu did not spread to Xuzhou so quickly, but he was not afraid of being exposed.

Zhao Yun went to call Hua's doctor, and Xun You invited Diao Chan into the house with a serious face, and babbled about her: "My lord, don't do whatever you want just because you are young. If a small problem is not cured, it will become a big problem. Of course Zhang Fei If you are bluffing recklessly, you are also concerned about you, the punishment of not letting him raise pigs is too much, and he will be sad."

Xun Chen: ...

It turns out that there is another kind of punishment called not letting subordinate soldiers raise pigs?Unbelievable!

Diao Chan said helplessly, "I'm really fine!"

Seeing her blushing cheeks, orchid exhalation, and watery eyes, Xun Chen thought to himself: Diao Chan is indeed a beauty. It is hard to be awed by such a harmless and pitiful appearance.

Xun You also saw it, and he said with sharp eyes: "Go and look in the mirror first, see what you look like now, and then say that you are not sick! You can't feel how burnt it is?"

Look at this little face that is burning red, where there is still the heroic look, the whole monkey's ass!

Diao Chan slapped her face, it was really hot, she suddenly realized: "No wonder I feel dizzy, like drunk."

Soon, Zhao Yun arrived with the doctor Hua, who was recommended by Gongsun Zan and hoped that Diao Chan would escort him back to Qingzhou.

Diao Chan was startled when she saw the half-moon-shaped doctor Hua on her head: "Are you Manchu?"

Hua Tuo's subordinates paused, and said in surprise: "What man? I'm Pei, from Qiao County. I also ask Zhou Mu to stretch out his wrist so that the old man can diagnose the pulse. During the consultation, please answer my questions with all your knowledge. question."

It's not Manchu, but it's bald and half-moon-shaped. Looking at the smooth and round bright top, Diao Chan couldn't help being awed: only the strong can be so bald and smooth!

Observing this miracle doctor named Hua Tuo, he looks about 40 years old, with a transparent fairy air all over his body, with a quiet and comfortable aura, it can be seen that he was a handsome man when he was young, and he is still charming now It's a pity that he is bald and has a bright head.

"What is Zhou Mu looking at?" Hua Tuo raised his eyes, his deep eyes were bright with wisdom.

Diao Chan's heart trembled, and she felt a sense of guilt for no reason, so she hurriedly raised her wrist.

Hua Tuo focused on his pulse, and finally said to the people around him, "You all go out."

Xun You hesitated to speak, but still worried, Zhao Yun patted him on the shoulder, and said warmly: "Go out and wait, there will be no major problems."

He nodded slightly to the miracle doctor, glanced at the dejected Diaochan, with a smile in his eyes, and opened the door for them.

After they left, Hua Tuo began to ask her other questions: "Do you have abdominal pain?"

"No pain."

"Has the blood clotted into clots, what color is it? Is there any other discomfort in the body?"

"There are no blood clots, the blood volume is suitable, and there is no problem with the bright red color. It is the same as before, that is, I have teeth, and a wisdom tooth has grown on the innermost part of the upper gum. Now it tastes salty and inflamed when licked. So the doctor Just give me some heat-clearing and detoxifying medicines."

Diao Chan is the most obedient patient Hua Tuo has ever seen. When he consulted other people, the high-ranking people were unwilling to cooperate with him, and the common people did not understand his questions, and often answered irrelevant questions. Hua Tuo was doing a good job. After preparing for pestering for a long time, I never thought that she would say everything in one go.She is straightforward and intelligent, completely different from other women, without any pretentiousness, this girl is not bad!

Not only is she good, but the bureaucrats in Qingzhou are also reasonable people, and Hua Tuo's favor for this place has greatly increased.

His serious expression was slightly relaxed, and he couldn't help giving Diao Chan a high look.

Diao Chan answered fluently, and seemed to be familiar with medicine, Hua Tuo was surprised: "Have you ever studied medicine?"

In these days, all kinds of books are highly educated, and doctors are regarded as lowly professions, but it is rare for princes to take the initiative to come into contact with medical books.

"Learn some fur," anatomy, biochemistry, etc., are all compulsory courses before they do research!

However, as a researcher based on anatomy, biology, and chemistry, Diao Chan believes in but does not have a deep understanding of the mysterious theory of Yin-Yang and Five Elements, meridians and acupoints in Chinese medicine.

She knows that acupuncture points are very powerful, and that various meridians have their own rules, but it is difficult for her to understand these things deeply.

What exactly is yang qi and yin qi?Even a cold has to be divided into exterior and interior, as well as the Five Elements theory of wood, fire, earth, gold, water, liver, heart, spleen, lung, and kidney. I was almost driven crazy when I endorsed it.

Is the cold caused by liver yang hyperactivity or yin deficiency and yang hyperactivity?Even the tongue coating has dozens or hundreds of different types, which is so mysterious that she failed the elective course of Basic Chinese Medicine twice!

Which anatomical location is the acupuncture point?Which skeletal muscles and tendons form the meridians? ? ?Even though she has become a full-level king, Diao Chan still has a respect for Chinese medicine and keeps her at a distance.

The only make-up exam in this life fell on this, more than once, Diao Chan still has lingering fears.

Hua Tuo came to the table to get some pen and ink, and said to Diao Chan while writing: "The medicines for clearing away heat and detoxification are mostly cold in nature, which can't be used in your current situation, you can only take some warm medicines for antipyretic. "

"You have to relieve my inflammation, honeysuckle, dandelion, etc.?" Diao Chan said vaguely.

"..."

Diao Chan asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Hua Tuo asked back: "What is honeysuckle, and what is dandelion? You even know herbs?!"

"Without honeysuckle, what can I eat to reduce inflammation and relieve pain?" Diao Chan struggled.

This era is even more backward than she imagined, and there is another possibility that these things are not called by these names now.

Hua Tuo said: "I'll prescribe you a warm medicine. You can only wait for it to improve slowly, and it won't take effect immediately. Open your mouth and let me see your teeth."

Diao Chan opened her mouth obediently, facing the light, the red and white soft flesh inside could be seen at a glance.

Hua Tuo went to get his small knife and silver needle, and said to Diao Chan, "There is evil pus in it, I need to cut it open."

In his toolbox, although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs, even the wine and lamp oil for disinfection are prepared.

"Wait!" Diao Chan stopped him, and asked loudly: "You cut me open without anesthetic?! Are you going to kill me? I know, I know there is pustules inside, but now it's me who is in the inflammation period. On the first day of menstruation, women are not allowed to undergo surgery during menstruation!"

Hua Tuo's gaze gradually became strange: "You know a lot."

"It's just that I know a little bit about superficiality, so I know that it won't hurt for a long time to cut you now!" Diao Chan covered her mouth and shook her head again and again.

"Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Sprinkle the powder after removing the pus, and the swelling will soon subside. Even if the tooth is not pulled out, it will recur again in the future."

Diao Chan said vigilantly, "What powder? Show me."

She really has no confidence in the medical skills of this era!Even though everyone said that the man in front of him was a genius doctor who could cure all kinds of diseases, seeing him with a small needle knife in his left hand and acupuncture in his right hand, Diao Chan was so frightened that he refused to let him operate on him.

What Hua Tuo dislikes the most are patients who are unwilling to cooperate with the treatment. They obviously ask him to cure the disease.

If it wasn't for the fact that the person in front of her was an intelligent girl who knew a little about medicine, Hua Tuo would have turned his back on her long ago.

With a sullen face, he took his porcelain bottle and handed it to Diao Chan: "This is the medicine powder I made myself."

Diao Chan sniffed it and frowned: "It smells so strong of Coptis chinensis, as well as skullcap, phellodendron, dandelion, Houttuynia cordata... I can't smell anything else, but it really has anti-inflammatory effects. I can use these local cold things during menstruation Is it? It’s not that you said you can’t eat cold food.”

Hua Tuo's expression changed slightly, and he said meaningfully: "It's not a problem to apply the medicine locally to the mouth, but Zhou Mu's understanding of medicinal materials is probably more than superficial. What kind of medicine are you talking about? Dandelion? What is Houttuynia cordata? thing?"

As he spoke, he took out a pile of hay wrapped in cloth and showed it to Diao Chan.

"This is the dandelion, and this is the Houttuynia cordata," Diao Chan pointed at two of them, and when he caught sight of something, he immediately became excited: "That cloth bag, I saw a datura flower!"

Hua Tuo's calm expression changed slightly. He hurriedly opened the cloth bag and asked her eagerly, "Do you know these medicinal materials? Do you know their effects?"

"Mandala flower, Shengcaowu, whole angelica, Chuanxiong... I can roughly know some things, you are too complicated, but this flower addiction has an anesthetic effect, and Chuanxiong is pain-relieving! You, are you studying anesthetics? !"

There are no narcotics in this era!

Diao Chan's eyes changed, she looked at Hua Tuo as if she was looking at a treasure house, a rare treasure!

She understands that if an anesthetic is developed, it will be a milestone in the history of medicine.

Diao Chan’s impression of the nagging TCM doctor in front of him suddenly changed. He exudes the breath of a giant of the times. Look at his bald head, look at his left-hand knife and right-hand acupuncture posture, this is an ancient surgeon. The pioneer and founder of the company is a true giant of the times!

Diao Chan was very excited, and grabbed Hua Tuo's rough hand: "I thought I would have to endure this tooth for a lifetime, but I didn't expect to meet you. Doctor, have you ever performed surgery on others before? How is your experience? Your anesthetic How far have you researched?"

Hua Tuo's surprised expression was interrupted by the girl's excited expression. He was a little dizzy, and quickly rejected her enthusiasm. The potions in their bodies, but the ratio is still being tested. I can only catch some wild rabbits to practice, and I have never tried it on living people. Zhou Mu thought that if the disease is in the intestines, I would open the patient's stomach to take out the disease If they are sutured again, can they still survive?"

Hua Tuo's advanced concepts are regarded as crazy and whimsical in this era, and none of the fellow doctors can understand his concepts, and even criticize him, no one agrees with him at all!

Patients came to him for his medical skills. Only those who were really dying dared to let him use the knife. Others were scared away when they heard what he was going to do with the knife. This made Hua Tuo very helpless and very sad. sad.

When he treated Yuan Shao, he said that you have a disease in your stomach and you need to open it. Yuan Shao didn't believe him, and wanted to catch him and kill him in the name of arresting an assassin.

Thinking of this, Hua Tuo's mood became even more unpleasant, and his mouth became vicious: "If you don't believe me, what else can you ask me to do? None of the quack doctors in your situation can look down on you. Only after the tooth is taken out will there be no pain, otherwise it will be like this for the rest of my life.”

"Yes, yes, I know!" Diao Chan nodded again and again: "Of course there is something wrong with the intestines, they must be removed. The way to sew them up is a problem. Avoiding infection after the operation is also a problem. As long as the patient does not get infected after the operation, the disease will be cured. Doctor Why don't you stay in this yamen and do research! My teeth depend on you!"

"You agree with what I said?" Hua Tuo asked in surprise, "Don't you think I'm hurting you?"

"I don't think so. Isn't it a matter of course to have an operation when you are sick? But you have to research the anesthetic first, otherwise the patient will die of pain before he is cured," Diao Chan felt that he was witnessing the birth of a historical giant , How can this keep her heart from surging!

Her teeth, Tong Yuan's gallstones, and Xun Li's lumbar disc herniation have all been saved!

"Miraculous doctor! Miraculous doctor! Learn about pain receptors? Learn about the sensory transmission mechanism of the human body? Central nervous system, peripheral nervous system, musculoskeletal system, miraculous doctor! Learn about anatomy!—"

When Diao Chan saw Hua Tuo, it was as if she had seen hope. Her eyes were shining and she held Hua Tuo with enthusiasm. The people waiting outside heard her excited voice. They opened the door and came in, seeing Diao Chan hugging her Hua Tuo's underarms on both sides, lifting him over his head like a baby.

Hua Tuo's face turned blue and white, and he kicked his calf and couldn't resist.

Xun Chen: ...

Xun You: ...

Their state shepherd is so angry even when he is sick, he is indeed the only female hero in the world.

Zhao Yun was puzzled: "What is Chanchan doing?"

Diao Chan shuddered, quickly put the doctor down, and said to Zhao Yun with a guilty conscience: "I'm discussing medical skills with the genius doctor!"

Zhao Yun: ...

Discussing medical skills requires elevating the genius doctor? ?