When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

What the hell is Mafeisan?

Its effect is comparable to sweat medicine, and if the dose is increased, it may be able to fascinate an entire elephant!

Thinking that Diao Chan is a person and a girl, but she has excellent martial arts skills, Hua Tuo tried again and again, and finally formulated Mafeisan, which is relatively milder in efficacy.Even so, its strange taste is still prohibitive.

Diao Chan drank Mafei San in one gulp, and since then she has no troubles. After the effect of the medicine, she is like a mentally handicapped child, letting Hua Tuo and Zhao Yun work together to manipulate her.

Hua Tuo gathered a set of tooth extraction tools together, and Zhao Yun polished it up for him. He only needed to open Diao Chan's mouth to perform the operation.

Zuo Ci made a strange cry from time to time: "So it's like that... oh~ So it's like this."

It took Hua Tuo only a stick of incense to fiddle with it like this, and he pulled out the crooked and black-spotted wisdom tooth nimbly. He also checked other places in Diao Chan's mouth that might have wisdom teeth, and found that all of them were There was no problem, so Zhao Yun signaled to Diao Chan to spit out the blood from his mouth again.

Afterwards, Diao Chan's expression was blank, and she sat on the steps outside the courtyard where Hua Tuo was, holding her face in her hands with her chin in her hands, her gaze blank and out of focus.

Liu Bei was surprised when Zhuge Ji and his descendants visited and surrendered. Hearing that Zhao Yun had caught Diao Chan who was elusive, he hurriedly came to check it himself, but he didn't want Diao Chan to be in a state of nothing at this time.

"My lord, what's wrong?" Liu Bei asked worriedly.

Recently, he has been busy rubbing against the rich and powerful families in Xuzhou, and he is the one who doesn't understand what happened. He originally wanted to wait for the lord to recover, but the maid said that Diao Chan had been in a daze for an hour.

Liu Bei quickly grabbed Zhao Yun and asked worriedly.

Zhao Yun estimated the time: "Maybe there is still an hour to recover?"

He sighed softly, squatted beside Diao Chan and asked softly: "Cicada, it's cold on the ground, why don't you go back to the house with me?"

Diao Chan glanced at him in a trance, and it took a long time to realize who he was, she was in a daze right now!

"It's more comfortable to blow the cold wind outside!" Diao Chan shook her head again and again, but refused to go back to the house.

Her bulging cheeks were biting the gauze ball, her whole cheeks were flushed, her lower body was extremely stable, Zhao Yun wanted to hug her to the stool, but Diao Chan squatted on the ground like a weight, almost slipping his waist!

Zhao Yun's complexion changed slightly, and he had to straighten up. He asked helplessly, "What kind of stunt is this?"

Diao Chan grunted solemnly, biting the gauze ball, and vaguely said: "This is my unique learning pendant from Shaolin Temple!"

Zhao Yun: ...

Can't hold it, really can't hold it.

"My lord, are you drunk?" Liu Bei worried, "What are you doing drinking so much?"

"No, Chanchan drank the Mafeisan prepared by Miracle Doctor Hua, didn't she just pull out her tooth?"

Zhao Yun recalled Diao Chan's listless appearance like a puppy, which made him feel distressed and funny at the same time.

"Fortunately, Miracle Physician Hua is highly skilled, and Chan Chan didn't suffer much, but the stamina of Mabosan is a bit strong."

"Mafeisan, I'm afraid it's not a medicine for sweating?" Liu Bei said in horror: "Even the master took a long time to recover from the medicine."

"It's a little different from Mongolian sweat medicine. Doctor Hua has neutralized the properties of the medicine to the warmest state, without leaving brain-damaging sequelae." Zhao Yun said, going in and out from inside and outside the house, bringing a cloak and a stove , and also blocked the cold wind for Diao Chan.

Seeing that Diao Chan hadn't woken up for a long time, Liu Bei immediately apologized and went to the front to entertain Zhuge Ji.

The short-circuited Diao Chan's eyes were dull, and the Qianjin Pendant was stuck to the ground. After Liu Bei left, another person found this courtyard. Seeing Diao Chan's eyes light up, that person came over and wanted to talk to her.

Diao Chan lowered her head and paid no attention to him at all.

"General Zhao, this is Youzhou Mu Diaochan, right?"

It was also difficult for Hu Zhao to find this courtyard in the yamen of Nuo Da. He fumbled here and was overjoyed to see Zhao Yun and others, and his desire to learn from Diao Chan was particularly strong.

"It turned out to be Mr. Hu," Zhao Yun responded, and apologized to Hu Zhao, "My lord is inconvenient to see guests right now. Why don't Mr. Hu go to the guest room to rest overnight, and I will introduce you to my lord tomorrow?"

Hu Zhao has already met Diao Chan, how can he give up the opportunity to talk to her?

"Where is it inconvenient for Zhou Mu?" Hu Zhao asked anxiously, "Is she unwilling to talk to me?"

Diao Chan raised her eyes inadvertently, and snorted aggrievedly, the effect of the medicine dissipated a little, and it was time to hurt.

Seeing her bulging cheeks, Hu Zhao seemed to be holding something in her mouth, and asked in a daze, "What are you eating?"

"Master Hua just performed an operation on my lord, and the effect of the medicine has not expired at this time, so my lord should not work too hard tonight."

Zhao Yun explained that Hu Zhao could be coaxed away.

The effect of the medicine gradually wears off, and everyone else recedes, with a dull pain in her mouth, which makes Diaochan burst into tears, and also pulls her rationality back.

Zhao Yun asked: "Can I go back to the house now?"

Diao Chan nodded, her cheeks were puffed up, her eyes were moist, but she was stubborn not to shed tears, her childish appearance was surprisingly cute.

Zhao Yun has a straightforward personality, a straight man with a body of steel, and he is the worst at coaxing girls. But to coax Diao Chan, he has learned the skills of flirting with girls without a teacher.

It can coax people into a fog every time, without any disadvantage.

This time Zhao Yun also wanted to coax him like this, but it didn't work this time.

Diao Chan patted Zhao Yun's shoulder seriously, and murmured vaguely: "Brother Zilong, you agreed to share the blessings and share the difficulties."

Zhao Yun:? ? ?

Diao Chan gradually recovered, endured the pain in her gums, went to the kitchen herself, and freshly squeezed a pot of green soup.

Zhao Yun asked in surprise, "For me?"

Diao Chan nodded.

Look at her, she is so vengeful!Brother Zilong poured her soup and medicine, and she also made a dark dish to stimulate his taste buds.

Sensing that she was throwing a temper tantrum, Zhao Yun responded without hesitation: "Okay! I'll drink it! Don't be angry, obediently obey the doctor's orders to change the medicine and cultivate yourself."

After speaking, he drank the green juice Diao Chan gave him.

Zhao Yun was very surprised, the taste was not bad, it was like a food mixed with fruits and vegetables.

Diao Chan took a deep look at him, counting how long the effect of the vegetable juice would last.

Let her do the math, how long has it been since Brother Long has been on the tuba?

How about eating meat every day?He doesn't like vegetables so much, so he can drink vegetable juice to supplement fiber and vitamins.

Ordinary people, who would care about how often Zhao Yun goes to the tuba?It is also known that Diao Chan's sweetheart, who is so showy outside and coquettish inside, will have time to pay attention to these things.

Diaochan was deeply stimulated by Ma Feisan and decided to report to the newspaper.

"Brother Zilong, how does it taste?" Diao Chan asked tentatively.

Zhao Yun didn't think it would be so difficult for her to accept the vegetable juice. Instead, he commented while thinking: "It's refreshing and refreshing, and the taste is not bad, but it's a bit less bitter. If you can add some bitter melon, it will be more fragrant."

Diao Chan's eyes lit up: "I'll do it now!"

The taste of the finished product she made is so strange that it is indescribable, Diao Chan will never eat it after smelling it!

After Zhao Yun tasted it, he praised her skill.

Diao Chan: ...

She had a look of confusion on her face, she couldn't believe it!

Diao Chan wrote down the recipe and gave it to the kitchen, and told the kitchen: "After squeezing, give each official a cup of vegetable juice."

Zhao Yun can bear the bitterness of vegetable juice, but others can't. Diao Chan immediately ordered that in order to care for the health of his subordinates' little chrysanthemums and prevent everyone from constipation, he recommended Diao Chan's secret recipe - a vegetable juice, and no one can escape it when passing by , a bowl of vegetable juice, green the faces of the entire yamen.

Stimulate!

After venting, Diao Chan was refreshed and said vaguely to Zhao Yun: "Brother Zilong usually likes meat and doesn't like vegetables. From tomorrow onwards, drink a glass of green juice every day. It's good for your health!"

She said seriously, Zhao Yun had no choice but to compromise, he asked Diao Chan with a light smile, without the slightest haze in his eyes: "Has Chan Chan calmed down?"

He only thought it was Diao Chan playing with him, his eyes were gentle and tolerant, but he made Diao Chan feel embarrassed.

Calm down, it was for her own good, so where did you get angry?

Diao Chan's heart was burning hot, bathed in Zhao Yun's sunny and warm breath, she reached out her hand just to hug him, rub against him, act like a baby to him, and ask for some benefits.

Zhao Yun's gentle expression froze, and there was an obvious "gurgling—" from his abdomen. In an instant, a strong sense of shit swept over him, straight to his forehead!

Zhao Yun pushed Diao Chan away lightly, and said hastily, "I'm in a hurry to leave first!"

Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, he hurriedly used special footwork, and went straight to the latrine!

Diao Chan was stunned, and stretched out Erkang's hand as if to hold him back, but Zilong disappeared in the blink of an eye.

What about the benefits?

Lifting a rock and hitting her own foot, Diao Chan wanted to cry but had no tears.

But when Hu Zhao returned to the guest room, he saw his disciple Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang were studying a round goose egg, sometimes touching it, and sometimes leaning closer to examine its texture.

Sima Yi hurriedly asked Hu Zhao, "Maybe sir judge whether this goose egg is raw or cooked?"

Hu Zhao knocked on the surface of the egg, saw the dull response, and asserted: "This is a hard-boiled egg, who gave it to you?"

Zhuge Liang said: "General Zhao gave it to me."

"Then you can eat it. The soldiers all say that the eggs of the big white goose are nutritious. When you are growing up, eating them can just nourish you," Hu Zhaohun said nonchalantly.

Zhuge Liang, a silly, sweet child, heard Hu Zhao say that he could eat goose eggs, so he was about to share the eggs with his friends immediately.

He said to Sima Yi seriously: "If you eat my egg, you will help me. You can't tell my uncle and brother that I sneaked out. Please, Mr. Hu, don't tell them that I'm here."

Hu Zhao was free and unrestrained, and said indifferently: "What do I care about with your child? Fang Xin, I won't tell them,"

Sima Yi nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, I'm the most loyal, I will help you keep it a secret, but because you are my friend, you don't have to give me the goose egg, you only got one in total. "

"What's the matter, we are blessed to share!" Zhuge Liang said.

Sima Yi: This silly boy is so generous and generous, won't he be bullied for nothing if he is so generous in the future?

Zhuge Liang: This little idiot won't take advantage of anything. In the future, he will follow Mr. Hu into the officialdom, and he doesn't know how he will be bullied!

My friend is too naive, what should I do?

Eating delicious goose eggs, Sima Yi said: "I am from the Hanoi Sima tribe. I will replace Hanoi Sima in Xuzhou in the future. Now I will study with my master and become an apprentice for the time being."

Zhuge Liangliang nodded, and the corners of his mouth were stained with some debris unconsciously. He said seriously: "Grandfather will recommend my uncle and brother to work for Youzhou Mu. I can also be an apprentice by my brother's side and learn from him."

The two looked at each other, and the brain waves of the geniuses converged on the same channel.

Zhuge Liang: "Adults are busy with government affairs, and we will encounter many difficulties in our studies."

Sima Yi: "When the time comes, we will help each other, and we can solve any problems."

After reaching a consensus, the two children looked at each other and smiled.

Soon after, Hu Zhao, Zhuge Xuan, and Zhuge Jin were all appreciated by Youzhou Mu, and each took official positions.

Xuzhou's officialdom is like a big dye vat, if you want to blend in, you must first turn green...

Diao Chan's vegetable juice was all the rage, and Liu Bei's expression changed when he heard about it, so he pushed it to Zhang Fei.

Guan Yu turned pale in shock and wanted to run away. The servant called out: "General Guan, you have a share too! This is the tonic soup specially made by Zhou Mu to care about everyone's health!"

After struggling several times, Guan Yu closed his eyes and drank it in one gulp. The taste of bitter gourd mixed with the flavors of other vegetables in his mouth was so weird that it made people roll their eyes.

Mi Zhu and Chen Deng came to find Liu Bei to report on affairs, and everyone was welcomed by vegetable juice.

Mi Zhu had an indescribable yearning for the fairy-like Youzhou Mu. He took a sip of the vegetable juice and stayed away from him ever since.

Facing the green vegetable juice, Chen Deng saw that Mi Zhu poured it out and gave it to others without changing his face.

other people:……

The efficacy of vegetable juice is obvious, and many people have cured their long-suffering constipation. Congratulations!

Therefore, newcomers who enter the officialdom will receive this special gift from the supreme leader, Youzhou Mu, who devoted himself to researching the best proportion of vegetable juice.

Whether it is the taste or the effect, it is a beauty that cannot be described.

Diaochan today is still a good boss who cares about the health of his employees!

Zhuge Liang & Sima Yi:  …

Those despicable adults threw their vegetable juice to their two children!

Wisdom teeth pulled out, the wound healed, and Diao Chan returned to a lively appearance. Although I don’t know why the newcomers to the officialdom always avoid her with subtle eyes, Diao Chan still decided to dig mountains and canals all over Xuzhou according to the original plan. road!

"I'm rich, I have a lot of money now," Diao Chan said deeply, "Let's blow up the barren hill that lives in the Nancheng Mountain, as we did before, you go to evacuate the crowd and do a good job of publicity Work."

If the leader said a word, the subordinates would break their legs. No one objected, and no one dared to object.

Liu Bei didn't think there was anything wrong, but one of his subordinates was named Sun Qian. Sun Gan hesitated again and again and said anxiously to Liu Bei: "Zhou Mu! I don't want to oppose Youzhou Mu, but the famous Confucian Zheng Xuan is now living here. Although he seldom shows his face in public, he is also a well-known Confucian master! If we send soldiers and generals to force him to move his nest like this, I'm afraid it will mess things up."

It was Zheng Xuan who recommended Sun Qian to work in Xuzhou back then. Because of gratitude, Sun Qian often visited him.

Liu Bei knew that this matter was not easy to handle when he heard the words, and if his subordinates acted rudely, it would most likely ruin the reputation of the lord.

After all, it was Zheng Xuan, a master of Confucianism who was highly respected and respected by the literati!

"Masters of Confucianism?"

Diao Chan listened to Liu Bei's report, rubbed his chin and asked, "I don't know what this Zheng Xuan is good at?"

Liu Bei's heart moved, he considered his words, and said solemnly to Diao Chan: "Study the classics carefully, study the six arts, and the secretary's weaving skills are all perfect. His disciples are all over the world, far exceeding a thousand. Since more than ten years ago, Zheng Jun refused to enlist him, General He Jin couldn't recruit him, Sikong Zhang Wen, Situ Wang Yun couldn't enlist him, if my lord wants to recruit Zheng Jun, I'm afraid it will be difficult!"

Diao Chan was noncommittal, and touched his chin: "How old are you guys this year?"

Liu Bei said: "66!"

"Liuliu Dashun, this relationship is good, I will meet him in person," Diao Chan rubbed her little hands, eager to try.

The 66-year-old man, no matter whether it is constipation, teeth, intervertebral discs, arthritis, cervical spondylosis, or presbyopia, there is always a problem that bothers him.

Famous Confucian masters, what a resource!

After conquering one, there are countless students behind, so you can make money without losing money!