When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Zhou Yu returned home, opened his clothes, and took out two bulging buns. The red soup inside the buns flowed all over his chest, staining his already fair skin red.

The sticky soup in his hand was as thick as blood, and the taste was full of blood, which was enough to distinguish the real one from the real one. Zhou Yu deeply felt that he was tricked by Mr. Feng Xiao, and it was miserable.

He sighed, and opened his clothes, so awkward that he wished he could wash up right away, scrubbing with fragrant soap.

Women's clothing is also troublesome, with three layers inside and three layers outside, and rouge and nobile, and now it is troublesome to wash rouge and gouache.

While he was struggling, Sun Ce knocked on the door and asked Zhou Yu, "Gong Jin, Zhong Mou has returned from a great victory. We are going to celebrate in the restaurant. Would you like to come with us?"

Zhou Yu raised his voice and said, "I won't go, after I take a shower, I have to report something important to the lord."

"Taking a bath, why do you take a bath in broad daylight?" Sun Ce muttered, and pushed the door open: "Can I come in?"

Zhou Yu went forward to remove the door lock, opened the door, and said to Sun Ce defenselessly: "It's just in time, you can help me untie the strap behind me!"

His muscles have been developed recently, and he can't touch a certain part of his back if he wants to touch it. When he wore it before, he didn't feel it. A set is enough, but now it is difficult to take it off.

Sun Ce: ...

Sun Ce took three steps back in fright, pointed at Zhou Yu with a trembling finger, and kept on talking.

Zhou Yu was wearing a bellyband, and asked strangely: "What are you doing, help me solve it, Bo Fu."

The former friend in pink clothes asked him to untie the rope. Sun Ce sniffed lightly with his nose, and glanced sharply at the blood-stained skirt on the ground.

Sun Ce, who seems to know a lot, his first reaction was that his daughter's menstruation was coming.

Immediately, his eyes widened, maintaining his shouting expression, the groundhog screamed: "My God, Gong Jin is a woman?!"

With a ghostly expression on his face, Sun Ce ran away in horror, leaving behind Zhou Yu who was struggling with his clothes.

"Oh my god, Zhongmou, it turned out that Gong Jin was a girl, he and him, I laughed at him before, you don't believe it, now it's okay, he is really a man's dress, ah ah ah ah-"

Sun Ce Goubi's similar reaction made Zhou Yu's expression darken instantly. He stayed where he was thinking for a while, and tore the women's clothing that he couldn't take off no matter how hard he tried.

On the other side, Sun Quan was bewildered by his elder brother's amazing strokes: "What woman?"

Sun Ce remained in a state of ignorance, and said, "But Gongjin and I are good brothers. We even visited brothels together, and slept together at night."

"No, brother, you're mistaken. Zhou Yu is a man from the Zhou family." Sun Quan said, "Where did you hear that he is a woman?"

"I saw it, I saw her in women's clothing!"

Sun Quan showed a tangled look on his face, and he pointed out: "But didn't my elder brother also wear the maid's clothes at home in order to escape his father's eyeliner when he was young? Wearing women's clothes doesn't mean you are a girl!"

"But I saw that he had menstruation! He was unharmed, just a puddle of blood on his skirt," Sun Ce said understandingly: "I swear my eyes are not wandering, I didn't see anything! I also I didn't see Gong Jin's appearance when he took off his clothes!"

Sun Quan said: "I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding here? Mr. Zhou's family is a famous talent in Lujiang, and he has always been a male. You don't know that Zhou's mistress has always wanted a girl? Mother gave birth to Shang Xiang , Madam Zhou is still envious of mother!"

Sun Quan was obviously more calm and thoughtful than Sun Ce.

Why does the handsome Zhou Gongjin wear women's clothing, and why is there blood on the skirt?

The elder brother used to have a calm temperament, what made him become such a simple-minded person who doesn't think too much?

Instead of indulging in hatred, Sun Ce regained his strength and became sunny and cheerful. Sun Quan was very happy to see him, but sometimes he also had stomach pains, such as now, which made him feel more and more that his brother had a brain hole.

"If Gong Jin is a woman, then why does he dress up as a man and meet me?" Sun Ce gasped, and exclaimed, "Could it be that Gong Jin also has a crush on me just like the lord has a crush on Zhao Yun? "

"Brother, you'd better have a good communication with Brother Zhou, and don't cause any misunderstanding," Sun Quan said earnestly, "If Brother Zhou has to wear women's clothing because of important errands, I'm afraid you will be angry if you misunderstand me today. He'll beat you up too."

Just as Sun Ce wanted to say that Gong Jin was reluctant to beat me up, he swiped and closed his mouth again. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that his guess was correct.

"In case Gongjin is really a girl, I can't accept him. I'm too familiar with him, so familiar that I can't make any sparks," Sun Ce said distressedly: "I even saw her pick her toes. , so it is impossible for us, we will only be good brothers for a lifetime."

Sun Quan looked behind Sun Ce, showing an expression that he couldn't bear to look directly at, wanting to remind him in a dying struggle: "Brother..."

"How should I pretend that I didn't see his slender arms, white skin, and flat chest? If I said so, wouldn't we be brothers? But looking for a girl, I don't like girls like Gong Jin!" Sun Ce is very doggy said.

He likes girls with big breasts, and Gongjin is peaceful!

The girl he likes should have a thin waist, big breasts, soft skin, and a sweet voice!

Zhou Yu quietly slapped Sun Ce on the shoulder, and said in a ghostly voice, "It just so happens that I don't want to be your brother either."

Sun Ce trembled, and asked tremblingly, "You, are you really a girl?!"

What greeted him was Zhou Yu's waving fist without saying a word.

"Girl, your grandma has a leg!—"

Zhou Yu never swears at others, and it is rare for him to swear without profanity in his last sentence. Now he is probably angry like this.

Sun Quan's eyes were calm, he stared at the dead fish and took several steps back. He really didn't dare to approach the two men in a hand-to-hand fight.

From Sun Quan's point of view, everything is the result of his elder brother's brain twitching, and he should bear it all. He has thin arms and legs, but he can't hold back the hand-to-hand fight between his elder brother and the Zhou family's elder brother.

It was said that it was a hand-to-hand fight, but in fact Zhou Yu was beating Sun Ce unilaterally, scolding him for "limping eyes".

Sun Ce was really wronged: "It's obvious that you are so misunderstood by your clothes."

As he was speaking, he was punched again.

Zhou Yu wasn't really angry either, he said: "Bo Fu has become more and more unscrupulous recently, it seems that it is because there is too little work, leaving you idle, I am going to explain to the lord, so that the lord can assign more tasks to you. "

"Don't, don't, I'm busy, I'm really busy!" Sun Ce waved his hands again and again: "I'm busy training soldiers!"

"Are you busy training female soldiers?" Sun Quan quietly "stabbed a knife" behind his brother, and he asked suspiciously: "I see that my brother always runs to the female barracks in the northern camp recently."

Sun Ce yelled with a guilty look on his face, "Nonsense, I only went there two or three times. I have business to discuss with the female general Li Kui."

Zhou Yu looked suspicious, and so did Sun Quan.

"General Li often goes in and out of the yamen, not often in the camp, but her deputy general, General Qiao, trains for her most of the time."

The two forced Sun Ce to question at the same time, but Sun Ce resolutely closed his mouth and did not speak, his small mouth was as hard to pry open as a living clam.

Zhou Yu gave up: "I won't tell you anymore. I'm in a hurry to find the lord. You guys are playing on your own. I'll take a step first."

With that said, he rushed back to take a quick shower, put on dry clerk clothes, and went to the place where Diao Chan often haunts to block her.

In fact, Zhou Yu prefers to be a military general who can go to the battlefield rather than a brainy strategist. He is capable of writing and martial arts, and he is full of vigor. It is the civilian staff.

The official positions of military generals are all full, but no one can do the key duties of civil servants, so several generals have to shoulder several positions together, and he is responsible for making suggestions. Jue became the most authoritative adviser by Sun Ce's side.

Zhou Yu sighed, when will they be able to fill the vacant real positions in the army?

Just as she was thinking, Zhou Yu had come to the place where Diao Chan taught the three little ones on weekdays. It was a small study room, which was decorated by Diao Chan to look like a primary school, with a small blackboard hanging above it.

Zhou Yu glanced at the questions on the blackboard.

"On a chessboard, put one chess piece on the first square, two on the second square, three on the third, and so on, how many pieces will there be on the entire chessboard?"

"If one is placed on the first square, two on the second, four on the third, and so on, how many pieces will there be on the entire board?"

"There are rabbits and chickens in the cage, with a total of 35 heads and 94 legs. How many rabbits and chickens are there?"

Diao Chan said: "You have studied the calculation of large numbers and made achievements in it, but I am still in a state of ignorance after observing it. So far, mathematics books such as "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" have never mentioned the calculation of calculations. Counting, I released three questions today, just to throw bricks and spark jade, so as to arouse your thinking about the plan."

"After all, planning is a very important subject in the way of governing the country."

If it weren't for the urgent situation, Zhou Yu would also have the feeling that he wanted to sit in on it. Planning a way is related to military affairs and finance. The lack of such talents has led to the rise of the status of officials who know a little bit of planning. Not everyone can learn the art of mathematics. The same is the book "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", Zhou Yu has read it, Zhuge Liang has read it, and others have also read it, but after reading it, there are very few who can make achievements in mathematics.

Huang Yueying lowered her head in deep thought, and she already had a slight idea of ​​these numbers in her heart. She had a premonition that she could solve these problems, but the method to solve the mystery seemed to be hidden in the fog, and she couldn't touch it for a while. .

The mind was full of rabbits and chickens, and the little guy couldn't help but snapped his fingers.

Sensing that other people came, Diao Chan stopped teaching, and Zhou Yu asked Diao Chan to talk alone, and reported to Diao Chan all their previous plans and the reactions of the aristocratic family.

Diao Chan said: "It's amazing that you guys can do this. I didn't know there were people like Lang Ya and Yin De in Xuzhou. I want to meet him after this incident. I don't know Feng Xiao is from Where did the talent come from?"

Zhou Yu realized that the lord didn't care about his reputation at all, so he said, "They will make a big move in three days at the latest. If they want to lure Yuan Shu, it will take ten days."

"Then lead the snake out of the hole," Diao Chan said, "Ten days will be ten days! I heard that he and Cao Cao were fighting fiercely, but I never thought that he would spy on Xuzhou, and he was thinking about us. I have to do the same." Repaying him is somewhat wrong, many of Yuan Shu's subordinates were not redeemed by him at the beginning, from this point alone, Yuan Shao is much more generous and loyal than Yuan Shu."

But if they waited ten days, the rumors would have spread, which was not in line with their original intention.

Zhou Yu hesitated to speak, they didn't want to hear any topics that slandered the lord, and they hated the most when someone talked about gender.

"My lord, I don't care, but have you ever thought about whether people around you care about your reputation?" Zhou Yu advised.

"Brother Zilong is not someone who will alienate me because of his reputation."

Zhou Yu said helplessly: "I'm talking about everyone, my lord, not General Zhao, but those subordinates who support you. We will feel uncomfortable and angry when we hear these words, because we are the subordinates who really support you. Wait Let you show us the light."

Diao Chan doesn't care, but those who regard her as a spiritual leader care a lot. She has always been a popular leader, not because she has no pretensions, nor because of her force value, or because of her knowledge. It's because of her unique style and personality charm!

Diao Chan came back to her senses and suddenly realized: "So you guys care about this?"

Zhou Yu said: "It is precisely because everyone loves you that I don't want to hear someone slander you. I think that feeling is the same as the feeling of the lord after General Zhao was scolded."

"I see," Diao Chan rolled up his sleeves, "That's fine, I'll do all the work I want to postpone."

Zhou Yu showed doubts on his face, but he saw that Diao Chan summoned several subordinates in front of him, and ordered to print, and then ordered to find someone to spread the news. Reversal, high energy throughout the whole process can make the melon eaters fall into it and find it difficult to extricate themselves.

Zhou Yu was dumbfounded, and he couldn't help stammering: "Here, did the lord already prepare for it?"

Diao Chan said: "I have set up a special propaganda department, which exists to disseminate government orders in the future. I never thought that they have not yet brought out their usefulness, but they will be used in such trivial matters first."

They were talking when they heard that General Li Kui had arrived.

When Li Kui came, he saw that Zhou Yu was also here, so he couldn't help but want to avoid it.

"You don't need to go. Do you have any important matters to discuss? There is nothing shameful about this."

Li Kui said: "This time I came to find the lord for a private matter."

"What private matter?"

"My lieutenant-general, Qiao Qiao, fell in love with General Sun Ce. The girl has a thin skin, so she begged me to ask the lord if he could get a connection? It would be even better if he could give her a marriage."

Zhou Yu: ...

At this moment, he really suddenly realized.

No wonder Bofu has been acting weird recently, no wonder his temper has become more and more doggy, no wonder he keeps running to the northern camp!

We agreed to be happy singles together, but Bo Fu secretly got out of the singles!

Zhou Yu: This is a heartless and indifferent world!

Diao Chan laughed and said: "It's not a problem to get married, just leave it to me, but to give a marriage requires two young people to be sure that they are in love, otherwise it will be a feud.

Unexpectedly, among them, the youngest Sun Ce was the second one to leave the order after Guan Yu left the order.

Sending away the contented General Li Kui, Diao Chan began to work hard to build public opinion. She was as fierce as a tiger. Promote the rhythm of fighting and tearing, and finally release new revelations.

Youzhou Shepherd Diaochan's guests include the entire Youzhou, Qingzhou and Xuzhou. She is an ambitious queen who raises a group of bad guys. Whoever makes her happy will be promoted and rich!

Diao Chan is good/sexy, likes beautiful men, and all the beautiful men in the world will enter her harem in the future.

Rumors and rumors spread speciously. After hearing this, Liu Kui said to Yinde in a tangled manner: "I thought the news spread was vicious enough. I never thought that Youzhou Shepherd Diaochan is more playful than I imagined!"

Liu Kui snapped his tongue secretly, believing the rumors there.

"Amazing, what an amazing woman."

Liu Kui was struggling, completely unaware that there was a bigger pit waiting for him.

At this time, Liu Kui saw Yinde's heavy face and displeased expression, so he couldn't help asking curiously: "Why are you angry? Our plan is very smooth, and we just need to wait for Pengcheng Xiang Jilian to raise his troops."

"I'm mad at you for making Diao Chan into a bee who plays with people's hearts and men!"

Yinde is about to explode, and after all calculations, he can only watch the lord be slandered, which is even more absurd than expected.

People spread rumors in order to watch the excitement, and those who really care about the truth and falsehood are only a small number of people involved in it.

Diao Chan is well versed in the minds of the people who eat melons, and has created a group of people who defend herself, boasting that she is weak and kind, and never messes around. The two parties are torn apart, and there are quarrels in teahouses and taverns everywhere.

Liu Kui: This is different from what I imagined!

Time waits for no one, and the time has come, Liu Kui heard that Pengcheng Prime Minister Ji Lian was coming, so he went to join him, confronted Diao Chan with thunderous momentum, and shouted from the air.

"Women who have never read sage books are not qualified to govern Xuzhou!"

Pengcheng Xiangjilian is a smart man, he thinks that he and Liu Kui are definitely not enough, and a real celebrity is needed to give Diao Chan a painful blow.

The Prime Minister of Beihai, Kong Rong, is just the unlucky guy they fancy!

Firstly, Kong Rong had offended Diao Chan, and secondly, Kong Rong's prestige in Beihai was very high. He came to Xuzhou just to watch the debate.

"Youzhou Mu previously excluded the descendants of the Confucius family and insulted the sage's uneducated knowledge. He didn't pay attention to the scholars in this world!"

Liu Kui felt that they were sure to win, and that Diao Chan was about to finish playing, and Peng Cheng Xiangji was pressing hard, not letting Diao Chan go easily.

Diao Chan sighed softly: "Public opinion building has always required the advantage of loving the navy and the number of people. Propagating and confronting each other across the air like this is the worst kind of effect."

Pengcheng Xiang Jilian frowned: "What do you mean?"

"It means that you are still too young," Diao Chan chuckled, waved his hand, and said calmly, "Let me demonstrate what a real navy is, and what a real public opinion campaign is!"

She still had the time to say to the three little ones beside her: "Look at how powerful public opinion is."