When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Diao Chan had previously asked Zhao Yun to recruit many literati from Qingzhou. These people were all "his own people" and also the so-called "water army".

The literati in Qingzhou signed up enthusiastically. One or two people would squeeze their heads, and one person or two would be fine, but a group of people did this, which directly attracted the Xuzhou literati who were still waiting and watching.

Especially those Xuzhou high-end talents who claim to be aristocratic families and have lofty burdens. They have a passive resistance attitude towards the organized state examination. The battle between the rich and powerful is no longer a competition between locals and outsiders!

More and more people went to sign up, and many children from aristocratic families were fooled into the water. If you don't sign up and wait until the deadline is up, it will be too late!

"Is this the application of social behavior?" Zhuge Liang witnessed the public opinion routines operated by Diao Chan, and seemed to have figured out some of the routines.

"Look more, learn more, experience more," Sima Yi said with a serious face, and suddenly asked Zhuge Liang in doubt, "Ah Liang, where are Master and Yueying?"

"They went to listen to Zheng Xuan's lecture," Zhuge Liang said, "Is Zhongda going? Let's join in the fun too?"

Sima Yi was sour, he muttered: "He also said that he is not partial, the master treats the junior sister differently."

Zhuge Liang comforted Sima Yi when he heard the words, "We are men, and my junior sister is a girl, of course it's different."

"Master didn't say that men and women are equal. In her eyes, there is no difference between a girl and a man," said 12-year-old Sima Yi, who was eager to attract the attention of the elders. Such a calm child on weekdays, since learning from Diaochan, has become more and more serious. childish.

Zhuge Liang is two years older than Sima Yi, but a head taller than him. Recently, his appetite has skyrocketed, his height has skyrocketed, and even his bones are aching from the rapid growth.He considered himself a mature man, so he comforted Sima Yi with an adult tone and said, "It's still different after all, isn't it? Zhongda himself also likes Junior Sister Yueying, and secretly sent her a bunny to make her happy? I saw it all." gone."

Sima Yi blushed and said stiffly, "I don't have one."

"Yes, you didn't," Zhuge Liang said, taking care of his little friend's twisted and childish emotions, and said in a good voice: "Let's go and have a look too? Zheng Xuan's lectures, there will be a lot of gains."

Sima Yi stopped talking, the warm-hearted style of Zhuge Liang is the best way to cure him, he can ridicule others, he can deceive others, but Sima Yi can't say a word of harsh words to the "own people" he recognizes.

Hu Zhao once analyzed his disciple's temperament to Diao Chan. He seemed innocent, but in fact his bottom line was very low, and it was difficult for worldly ethics to restrain him. What's more frightening was that he was a genius.

Once he is stimulated, it is easy to abandon the bottom line, so it is necessary to teach him well, guide him well, give him warmth, and let him grow up healthily.

Diao Chan: Look at you, you are used to it, who is not the young man who raised it, dare to grow crooked and beat him to death on the spot!

Talking about it, when she was teaching the three little ones, she was a bowl of water. Of course, Diao Chan would still make a small fuss for Huang Yueying, who made her like this little girl!

Diao Chan prefers Huang Yueying, and Sima Yi himself is not only awkward in his mouth, but also honest in his body to make the little girl happy.

Zhuge Liang is very self-conscious of the elderly, calm and comforts others.

Sima Yi: I don't want your comfort!

The body took Zhuge Liang's hand involuntarily.

Many years later, recalling this period of his youth, Sima Yi was full of emotion: It turned out that there were times when I was as smart as I was stupid.

At that time, it had been ten years since he fell into a pit named "Zhuge Liang".

Diao Chan went to listen to the speech, took the little girl to sit in the back closest to Zheng Xuan, listened carefully to the lecture, and wrote vigorously.

Zheng Xuan is worthy of being a master of Jingyi, and he is especially good at teaching people. Before he knew it, two hours passed.

Two hours is already the limit of the old man's strength.

If it weren't for being watched by so many pairs of eyes eager to learn, Zheng Xuan might not have said so much. The largest group he ever taught was only six students. It left a deep mark in my heart, and what came spontaneously was a sense of mission to be a teacher for everyone.

Thousands of poor students all over the world are eager to learn, eager to learn, and eager for knowledge. What a shocking scene it is.

A [-]-person lecture using loudspeakers as a medium has brought a lot to the students, and it is Zheng Xuan himself who has gained more. For Zheng Xuan, it is not an improvement in knowledge, but a change in mood.

When people live in this world, they always have to do something to prove their significance and leave a glorious trace in this world.Zheng Xuan had once been brilliant, silent, experienced tribulations, traveled all over the world, worked as a hermit, and was never an official.

He has achieved true indifference to fame and wealth, and he has also achieved the ultimate that a literary master can achieve.

Zheng Xuan went to meet Liu Bei in person, and said to Liu Bei: "It is difficult to teach all the knowledge in one lecture. I don't want to bring the knowledge I know into the coffin. I hope the state priest can give me this opportunity to benefit thousands of students. The knowledge I have learned will continue to be passed on to everyone.”

At this time, Diao Chan was behind the scenes, whispering about Professor Zheng Xuan's knowledge points with Huang Yueying, she said sincerely: "I think these contents can be revised into a book and published for scholars all over the world, I don't know if everyone in Zheng Xuan will agree? He has to teach and write books, so he definitely doesn’t have enough energy.”

Huang Yueying said: "Master, why don't you ask him what he wants?"

Diao Chan struggled: "It's not suitable for me to run in front of Zheng Xuan."

Huang Yueying wondered: "Why?"

"Cough, let's learn about massage and acupuncture?" Diao Chan read, but she said helplessly, "I didn't think about it so much before, I had a good time, and even went to fool Zheng Xuan myself."

So for the sake of her Youzhou Mu's face, it's better not to appear in front of Zheng Xuan, right?

She thought about it, signaled to Liu Bei, and booed non-stop.

Liu Bei heard her, misunderstood what she meant, and said to Zheng Xuan in a warm voice: "Everyone, why don't you mention this matter to our lord in person? Our lord attaches great importance to you, and even came to attend your class in person. Our lord is nearby. I Go and invite her here."

Isn't Liu Bei's lord the Shepherd Diaochan of Youzhou? !Lord of the Three States!

Zheng Xuan couldn't help getting nervous. Diao Chan has done so many things in Xuzhou, and she is undoubtedly a big boss in the eyes of the literati in Sanzhou. She doesn't appear often like Liu Bei, and she always keeps a sense of mystery.

Zheng Xuan had heard many rumors about Diao Chan, and he was in awe of this prince who had a strong attitude against the aristocratic family.It was she who took the lead in organizing the debate, recruiting people to work on printing techniques, and established the Xuzhou Newspaper. The rumors about her were so powerful that Zheng Xuan, who was about to see her, was curious and awe-inspiring when he saw her.

Diao Chan said inwardly that something was wrong, and seeing Liu Bei come to invite her, she glared at him several times with her apricot eyes.

Liu Bei had an innocent face, and his eyes showed doubts: Didn't you signal that I wanted to see Zheng Xuan?

Diao Chan: Stay!

Liu Bei came to invite him, Diao Chan had no choice but to go, she bit the bullet and went to see Zheng Xuan, which really surprised the old man.

"It's you?! The little girl who sent me flyers!"

Diao Chan was embarrassed for a second, her skin thicker than a city wall, and she quickly spoke nonsense to Zheng Xuan freely: "I didn't expect that everyone in Zheng still remembered me. , so I took the private job of distributing leaflets."

Zheng Xuan: ...

Hell, all the private interviews on micro-services have come to him?Ghost letter!

However, when Zheng Xuan stretched out his hand and didn't hit the smiling face, seeing Diao Chan grinning, he couldn't ask the Lord of the Three States that she had nothing to do to fool him, what an old man is doing?

It would be a lie to say that there is no disillusionment, I thought it was a mysterious boss, but it turned out to be a village girl handing out leaflets by the roadside.

Zheng Xuan couldn't feel awe for a moment.

Diao Chan is talkative and won't chat to death. She cared about Zheng Xuan and asked, "Are you tired, are you hungry, and how do you feel after teaching? I heard that you want to continue teaching the world's students, so of course you agree, but I don't know if everyone has it." Would you like to print a book and make it available to more people?"

Zheng Xuan: ...

"I don't have many other things here. I have the most well-trained assistants and the young people who are struggling. I will support you whatever you need, Zheng."

Zheng Xuan had no choice but to say: "I have written a book before, and I am keeping it at home."

"That's a good relationship. As long as you are willing, I will send someone to organize the printing!" Diao Chan said happily.

Zheng Xuan choked, but was speechless.

It is a good thing to receive the courtesy of the lord of the three states, and it would be such an honor to be able to print and spread the books written by painstaking research and study all over the world, and what is even more valuable is that there is such a thing as "authorship fee".

Not only do you not need to pay for printing yourself, but you can also get a high manuscript fee, which is no one's treatment.

I don't know why, it's obviously a good thing, Zheng Xuan always feels that he has fallen into a pit, maybe it's because the little girl Diao Chan is dishonest and always fools him!

Diao Chan taught Huang Yueying: "Sometimes a thick skin can achieve the desired effect, then you have to let go of your figure and don't stick to trifles."

Huang Yueying nodded with a dazed face. In short, what the master said is correct.

After returning home, seeing Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang, two disciples who looked like forgotten cabbage, brushing up questions together in the study, Diao Chan touched his nose and announced the good news that they would be given a holiday.

"As for Yueying, because I will travel to Yangzhou later, I will teach you my unique skills in the last two days."

Diao Chan's obvious eccentricity made Huang Yueying look at the expressions of the two senior brothers uneasily, and Sima Yi puffed up, showing dissatisfaction with being ignored.

Zhuge Liang asked Diao Chan, "What kind of courses can Yueying listen to but Zhongda and I can't? I think men and women should be equal in terms of knowledge!"

Sima Yi also said: "Master is biased again."

He said dissatisfied words, like a little animal looking for comfort, resentful and pitiful, he did not blame others because of Diao Chan's partiality, instead he looked abandoned.

Sima Yi's high emotional intelligence is reflected in this. He knows that if he shows the slightest bit of dissatisfaction, it may cause Diao Chan's disgust, so at this time, it is better to be gentle. Anyway, he is young, good-looking and innocent, looking at him pitifully. It's the most heart-warming when you're human.

And Diao Chan, who has always been strong, is the master who eats soft but not hard.

Huang Yueying also said: "Master, you can't treat one more favorably than another, the two brothers are so smart, what can't be learned?"

Diao Chan's expression suddenly became strange, she looked at the three little ones meaningfully, and asked about Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang, "Are you sure you want to attend the next class?"

The two were stunned for a moment, feeling that there was a hole waiting for them, but they said it without regret, and they were indeed curious about Diao Chan's intention to give Huang Yueying a small class alone.

Diao Chan blinked and said meaningfully: "Okay, teaching one is teaching, and teaching three is also teaching. Since you want to learn, of course I will teach seriously, but you don't run away when things come to an end."

As Diao Chan said, she summoned three people and taught them the course that was originally intended to be taught to Huang Yueying one-on-one.

In front of the three of them were three sets of rouge and gouache, Diao Chan clapped his hands, and the maids pushed all kinds of beautiful women's clothing into the room. In order to achieve the effect of teaching, Diao Chan even made a mirror out of it!

One side of the floor-to-ceiling mirror is enough to clearly reflect a person, and the whole person is printed from head to toe, so clear that it is exactly like a real person.

The three little ones exclaimed in unison, and when Zhuge Liang saw the women's clothing piled up in the room, his feet softened for a moment, and his premonition became stronger and stronger. He pulled Sima Yi and saw that silly boy So far, he is still immersed in the surprise of seeing the mirror, and motioned him to look at those colorful women's clothing.

Sima Yi asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing? Have you seen so many women's clothing? And these rouge and gouache placed in front of us, the master doesn't want to teach us how to wear women's clothing?!" Zhuge Liang sounded the alarm.

Sima Yi hesitated: "No way, we are boys."

"You guys asked me to treat everyone equally, so I can't get cold feet," Diao Chan said.

Diao Chan blinked, and said earnestly, "It's okay for a boy to know how to match some makeup and clothes. It's good to fool the little wife in the future, isn't it? You will raise your eyebrows with the future wife and put some makeup on her eyebrows, won't you?"

Diao Chan flicked lightly, and Sima Yi, who had a child bride-in-law, was the first to be fooled. Zhuge Liang hesitated for a moment. Seeing Diao Chan braiding Huang Yueying's braids, the braided hair was delicate and cute, and his heart moved slightly, so he also stayed behind. class.

From makeup to hairstyle, Diao Chan asked them to draw eyebrows and smear each other. Huang Yueying had the best understanding. After all, she is a girl, and she loves beauty by nature, followed by Sima Yi, who is a bit of a cocky guy, and his craftsmanship can still be seen.

Zhuge Liang is the worst, on top of makeup, some people are born with handicap, hopeless!

Finally, Diao Chan changed the three little ones into beautiful skirts.

Zhuge Liang struggled and said, "I'm a man, so let's forget about changing the skirt!"

Sima Yi also nodded, but he didn't resist wearing women's clothes, and was even a little curious.

Diao Chan didn't force them, and took Huang Yueying to change all kinds of small skirts, and every time she changed it, she matched it with a hairstyle tutorial, coaxing the little loli to be in full bloom.

Sima Yi moved his fingers, and took the initiative to change into a pink skirt. He was at the age of indistinguishable male and female. He put on a skirt, let down his hair, and put on makeup. He was no different from those real girls.

Zhuge Liang was shocked: "Zhong... Zhongda!"

"It's pretty pretty." Sima Yi looked in the mirror and praised himself, "When I learn this, I can make my wife happy and my mother happy."

Zhuge Liang: ...

What he said makes sense!

The next day, Diao Chan summoned three more people and taught them: "Yesterday I taught you how to cultivate a delicate girl, but today I want to talk about how girls should love themselves."

Diao Chan first talked about health preservation, and talked about the "menstrual event" that every woman will have. She said it calmly, but the two boys blushed.

When she talked about the pain of menstruation and the pain of childbirth, all three of them were pale and frightened.

Huang Yueying's tears were rolling. Although she is not yet menstruating, she is not far from the age of maturity. She tremblingly said: "I, I don't dare to eat cold food anymore."

The two boys gave her sympathetic looks one after another, and they were terrified after a while.

It's not easy for a woman!No wonder sometimes I feel that they are unreasonable and unreasonable. It turns out that they are enduring such pain!

After Diao Chan finished talking about health preservation, she began to talk about self-defense. In addition to caring for herself, there is also the art of guarding against wolves in martial arts!

She focused on demonstrating to Huang Yueying, and taught her hand in hand, while the other two watched.

Diao Chan said: "Under the threat of life, girls should be informal in order to protect themselves. When necessary, of course, they can get out of trouble faster by focusing on the most vulnerable places of men. Except for the eyes and toes I mentioned, men are the most vulnerable. The weak ones are...beep—”

Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang's faces turned pale, and when they stepped down, they reflexively moved their legs together.

"Yueying, I don't want you to encounter these things in the future and use this knowledge, but when you are away from home, the security of the world is still a problem. When you don't have martial arts to protect yourself, this is the best way for you to protect yourself. "

Huang Yueying's pure eyes looked at Diao Chan with trust, and she said seriously: "I will definitely study hard with Master and protect myself, Master, I still want to learn martial arts!"

Diao Chan pursed her lips and said briskly, "Okay! As long as you are willing to learn, I will teach you!"

Sima Yi was confused, he pulled Zhuge Liang, and said in a low voice: "Master teaches Yueying like this, will she still find a man she likes in the future? Will she be unable to marry because of this?"

Zhuge Liang: ...

After teaching the most important lessons, Diao Chan left the three little ones in Xuzhou, packed her luggage, and planned to go to Yangzhou for a walk.

As soon as the autumn harvest season came, all the regiments harvested a wave of grain and grass, and the common people celebrated the bumper harvest in the fields. The examinees who entered Xuzhou were happy to see the golden earth.The sky is clear, the harvest is golden in autumn, and the white geese fly across the sky, raising their white feathers, what a scene of prosperity!

What a blessing it would be to be an official in such a rich and peaceful place.

Troubled times make heroes, heroes who come amidst blood and tears, and thousands of bones. Jiukong's purgatory on earth is better.

Troubled times create heroes, and troubled times also devour heroes, just like a demon glutton, cruelly devouring the lives of outstanding people with bloody mouths, making them kill each other amidst disputes and interests. Is it a head?

Now Diaochan was born out of nowhere, swept the three prefectures of You, Qing, and Xu with a mudslide, extinguished the turmoil in the three prefectures with strong means, and declared domineeringly: I have covered this place!

How many people were looking forward to the Xuzhou State Examination, and they came with sufficient preparations, and the grand occasion was unprecedented.

There was a bumper harvest in autumn, and Xuzhou had so much food that it overflowed the granary. Diao Chan told Dian Wei that he was willing to use food and grass to support Cao Cao who was in a difficult situation, and sent an advanced army to Yanzhou to explore the road.

Dian Wei was overjoyed and wanted to follow, but Diao Chan grabbed the back of his neck.

"You can't run away, you're going to Yangzhou with me!"

Dian Wei smiled wryly and said: "Youzhou Mu, I care about the lord and miss him. I still know what is more important at this moment. Please don't make things difficult for me, Youzhou Mu."

"Find the Grand Duke Tiger for me, and I will send another [-] cavalry to attack Yuan Shu in Yuzhou," Diao Chan said proudly, "I guarantee that Cao Cao will not die."

When Dian Wei heard that there were 20 cavalry to help, and [-] shi of grain to set off on the road, he succumbed to the silver prestige of the local tyrant, his eyes were red with envy.

So many troops, so many generals, so many advisers, so much food and grass, how can Xuzhou be so rich? !

During this period of time, Guo Jia was very honest, he was almost a grandson, he couldn't make troubles, so he could only harass Dahua and vent his excess energy.

Guo Jia bald Dahua's hair behind her ears, and said quietly: "My lord is not kind. He has done so many things by himself, but he won't let me go. That means only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps! Then lock them in In this yard, if I’m not sick, I’ll be locked up if I’m sick!”

Da Hua flicked her tail, shook her ears lazily, and turned a deaf ear to what he said.

Diao Chan heard other people's reports and knew that Guo Jia deliberately brought up the matter in front of the guards, trying to bring her a message to lift the ban.

Diao Chan went to find Hua Tuo in person, and asked him in a low voice, "How is Feng Xiao doing now? Can he go to Yingchuan? Will the fatigue of the journey cause him discomfort?"

Hua Tuo glanced at her, saw her worried face, and said lightly: "They are all young people, how can they not stand the torment? He has tossed too much before, so he won't die after a while. Young people are not good at all. Still alive, life is very hard, a trip to Yingchuan will not be a problem, but you must remember to send someone to supervise, don't let him mess around again, health/life is more important than anything else!"

Diao Chan nodded again and again, and she said seriously: "Don't worry, the genius doctor, when Mi Heng passes the autumn exam, I will send him to Yingchuan with Feng Xiao!"

Dakeng, waiting here for Guo Jia!

Diao Chan: Surprise or not?