Heavenly Confidential

Speaking of the past, Great God Qi Ling felt that he was actually quite innocent, but none of the gods in the room had such an awareness!Glancing at the handsome face of Yang Jian who was playing the folding fan, he felt the posture of the queen mother sharpening her sword and eagerly wishing to pounce on her to bite herself twice to relieve her hatred, and expressed her attitude towards the other three in her heart. Knowing the spurning of passers-by A, B, and C who were waiting to hear the story, Qi Ling decided to make a desperate struggle, "What are you doing?! Interrogate prisoners! Anyway, old man, I am also a very senior god in the three realms, what attitude! You guys Three, do you want to give each of you a sugar figure, so that you are more interested in listening to stories and watching jokes?!"

"If there is, that would be the best." Dingxiang girl is honest, Qi Ling agreed decisively as soon as she opened her mouth, thinking in her heart that she could save 20 taels of gold!Of course, she immediately got the contempt of Qi Ling, why can't this girl hear good and bad words? !But Princess Ao San is quite pleased with this, because compared with her, she seems not so blind...

"Hey, old man Qiling, I suddenly found out that your skin is in good condition! Although you are a little old, there are no wrinkles, and it is still very moist. Is it true that people eat too much sugar?!" Throwing down the Fuxi magic mirror, Daoist Lu Ya was amazed at this strange phenomenon he discovered, so, how to say, there is no woman who does not love beauty, so the attention of the women present was obviously attracted.They surrounded our white-haired and childlike Qiling God as if looking at a strange animal.

"What do you want to do?!"

What answered him were three women and a man disguised as a man with the same grin.

"Old man, I am a showman but not a person!"

He was still answered by three women and a man disguised as a man with the same grin.

"If you come here again, I will call someone!" Qi Ling, who was tightly wrapped in his clothes, had the posture of a chaste and strong woman. The queen mother sneered, and the bully's classic lines came out, "You won't even break your throat if you scream!" People will come!" Look, a classic is a classic, and it is always stolen by different people at different times and in different scenes!Regarding this, Erlang Zhenjun, who was holding a folding fan at the side, gave a blank stare, and at the same time gave a classic comment: I really love acting!

Stepping on the stool in the posture of a bully, and poking the frightened old face of Ling Dashen with the other hand, the queen mother sighed sincerely, "It's really quite moist."

"If you keep doing this, old man, I'll go to heaven and tell Zhang Bairen that you're molesting me!" Qi Ling, who was molested, became annoyed.

"Hey, tell me quickly, what do you use to take care of yourself?! My skin has not been very good recently, but it was burned by Xiao Jian just now, and it is even drier!"

"You are holding the Fuxi Mirror?!"

"Yes!"

"Is the Fuxi mirror used as a mirror?!"

"Of course! You also think it's an honor for it to be able to take such a beautiful fairy photo as this great god?!" Lu Yadao, who was looking at the Fuxi mirror while talking, suddenly kissed himself in the mirror, " It’s so beautiful!” So ​​the gods were speechless and twitched, but after all, they had seen the world, and soon calmed down. Only our poor Lilac girl was suffering from the stomach juice churning with her mortal body. What kind of gods are they? !

"Cun Xin, you come to poke it too! It's very moist!" Deciding to ignore a certain Taoist monarch, the queen mother thought it would be better to change the subject.So while poking Ling Dashen's old face with his hand, he turned his head and said to Princess Ao San, "Cun Xin, do you want to try it?! It's really moist!"

As soon as these words came out, Great God Qi Ling breathed a sigh of relief decisively. Although he had limited knowledge of the young man who was always fanning himself regardless of whether it was hot or not, he could fully understand the fact that he was about to be saved. One conclusion, because that young man is a jealous vat with a black belly at all, it is absolutely impossible for his wife to eat his own tofu!Sure enough, a certain Master Zhenjun said at the same time, "Have you had enough trouble?"

"Cun Xin, do you want to consider not marrying Yang Jian? Look at how stingy he is!" The Queen Mother curled her lips, "I will help you find a good family, okay?!" Cun Xin smiled embarrassingly. Is this boring again? !Stealing a glance at a certain god, it turned out that there seemed to be no air-conditioning all over his body, whizzing out...

"You want to abduct this little girl to marry your three-eyed nephew, right?!" Qi Ling is also a person who is grateful, since Yang Jian didn't let his wife molested him, so he has to help him, right? Great God Qiling, I personally think it's better for you not to talk, because you will regret it later! "Old man, I can tell you that this little girl and this young man are destined to marry. Except for marrying this young man, whoever marries will die! If you think that your three-eyed nephew has lived too long and is an eyesore, you Just say get along!"

"My nephew is the number one God of War in the Three Realms, so who can Cun Xin marry?! Right, Yang Jian?!" Yang Jian coldly glanced at a woman who was clearly provoking trouble with the end of his eyes, calmly Picking up the porcelain cup in his hand and drinking tea, Yang Jian just refused to accept the call, what can you do to me? !

"Hey, what happened to the number one god of war in the three worlds?! The number one god of war in the three worlds is invincible?! You might be choked to death if you drink saliva!" Great God Qi Ling was annoyed. After a pause, a pair of handsome eyes swept towards a certain Qiling God who was standing on his hips, so a certain old man came to his senses, and said with a sneer, "Ahem, the old man said that the three-eyed monster is not talking about you!" A certain empress who was obviously stealing the music stayed away, Yang Jian put down the porcelain cup lukewarmly, "Okay, let's talk about 'this life will not change', Yang Jian doesn't have so much time to accompany you." Qi Ling muttered One sentence, "It's not about you, why are you so angry! Your personality is really weird!" Feeling Yang Jian's cold eyes, Qi Ling shrank his neck and said, "Well, actually, old man, I really care about Zhinu. It wasn't intentional!"

one day thousands of years ago

At that time, the Heavenly Court was still the Heavenly Court, the Yaochi was still the Yaochi, the Jade Emperor was still the Jade Emperor, and of course the Queen Mother was still the Queen Mother. Well, these are all nonsense. The most important thing is that there was no such thing as Sifan at that time.

The Palace of Marriage was solemn at this time, the Great God Qi Ling stared at the pot in front of him with a serious face, and a drop of cold sweat hung on his forehead in coordination, this is the last step!Great God Qi Ling took a deep breath, and tremblingly dripped the juice in his hand into "I will not change in this life"...

One second, two seconds, three seconds!

If there is no adverse reaction, then it is a success? !

Great God Qi Ling looked at the soup pot in front of him, his face was paralyzed, God Fuxi, happiness came so suddenly, old man, I suddenly got tangled up, what should I do? !Suddenly at this time, a loud bang resounded throughout the room, and at the same time, Qi Ling's face was covered with a thick layer of dust. Yes, the 399999th test ended in failure!

"Master, what's the matter?!" Hong Shan, who was awakened by the loud noise and sitting on the rocking chair, wiped the drool from his mouth, opened his sleepy eyes, and looked around, only to see his great master looking up at a bright and Looking at the upper right of his house from a sad angle, he muttered to himself, "God Fuxi, you are indeed the most benevolent god! The old man is not entangled now, the old man hates you now!" @无限好文，全在晋江Literature City

"Failed again?!" Hong Shan, who quickly figured out the situation, stretched his waist, and said calmly. It has been thousands of years, and failure has long been a habit. He will be surprised when he succeeds. !

"What do you mean you failed again?!" Master Ling expressed strong dissatisfaction with his apprentice's remarks!

"Oh, then you succeeded?" No wonder!Is there a successful person who will be disgraced? !

"No..." Great God Qi Ling curled his lips aggrieved, with tears streaming down his face, so two lines of fair and white roads were washed out under his eyelids, and he choked up, "Why?! Apprentice, tell me, Master, am I not enough? Hard work is not smart enough?! 399999 times! Why is it still not successful?!"

"Oh, Master, there is no way around this! Since ancient times, great inventions have to go through hardships and obstacles to succeed!" Hong Shan patted his master's small shoulder and comforted him.Noticing that his master's face has become a representative of the Huamao faction, he looked at his small white sleeves embroidered with gold trim, and became entangled, should he wipe it for the master? !Or should I not wipe it for Master? !For a long time, Hong Shan never had the determination to wipe his master's face with his small white sleeve embroidered with gold trim, anyway, the master has never paid attention to his image, so it doesn't matter!

"I know!" Great God Qi Ling roared fiercely, with a happy smile on his face, "Apprentice, you are right! Great inventions can only be born by choosing a meaningful number! 'This life will not change' must be Let me succeed for the 400000th time! Right?! Apprentice!"

"En, yes." As expected of my master, he walked out of the blow so quickly!Hong Shan groaned silently in his heart, he knew that his master was that tenacious Xiao Qiang, no matter how hard he beat him, he couldn’t be beaten to death... At the same time, Qi Ling, who had completely figured it out, didn’t pull himself up as an outsider at all. My apprentice's white sleeves embroidered with gold trim wiped his eyes neatly, and twisted his nose along the way. Before Hong Shan could react, he clenched his fists and said in an airy voice, "Mr. Go and dispose of that pot of garbage! Well, as a teacher, I have to start over!"

He stared blankly at the back of his master holding Guoxiong and leaving in arrogance, and then looked down at his small white sleeves embroidered with gold trim. Hong Shan left violently, master, how can you be so disgusting? !Hehe, little friend Hong, your master can do even more disgusting things. For example, after his back disappears, you will never see his old man again for thousands of years... Yes, it was at that time that Master Qi Ling Suddenly disappeared into the Three Realms, and when Hong Shan deeply spurned his master and infinitely pityed his little white sleeves embroidered with gold trim, he became the old moon of today. From then on, he wore bright red clothes and The endless red line is fighting endlessly...