Heavenly Confidential

Facing his own dangerous situation, Yang Jian still played his folding fan very calmly, as if he had nothing to do with himself, and even took a sip of tea in a good mood.But please keep in mind that the sages taught us that superficial phenomena cannot be trusted!Whoever believes it is a big idiot!Yes, no matter how calm and breezy it looked on the surface, Yang Jian couldn't stop howling in his heart: Didn't you see that little pink dragon was about to go mad? !Still say? !Deliberately making it difficult for Grandpa, right? !Master is not happy, and none of you want to be happy!

"Old man, don't underestimate that cold little beauty who lives on the moon palace. The fateful marriage you mentioned back then was because of her reconciliation!" Wiping her eyebrows at the Fuxi mirror, a little Daoist Lu Ya, who is not afraid of big things, glanced at the Queen Mother who was eating melon seeds with the end of his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Of course, the...well...the Queen Mother who is beside us also contributed a lot to this matter." .My master is right, Little Dragon Girl?! So, Little Dragon Girl, this man is untrustworthy! Especially your ex-husband is even more untrustworthy..."

"If the husband and wife are of the same mind, no amount of external force can destroy it." Ao San Princess narrowed her eyes and looked at a certain god, her small eyebrows trembled, and Yang Jian panicked watching it.So Master Zhenjun, who has always been accustomed to venting anger and defending shortcomings, completely omitted the part of his wife's jealousy, and directly attributed the fault to those few great gods who provoke right and wrong.Lord Zhenjun, who had set the target of the crime, calmly began to release the air-conditioning on his body, and suddenly, the temperature in the room dropped significantly, "Listening to the implication of Daojun, isn't Daojun a man? !"

"This master is the incarnation of chaos. I want to say that a man is a man, and a woman is a woman. Recently, the master likes to dress up as a girl, but this face of the master is too delicate, so he is not willing to change it. Great God, replace it with your face!" Daoist Lu Ya felt that his idea was too wonderful, "At the time of the Battle of the Conferred Gods...it's nothing, but this face of the Daoist Lord is more beautiful..." Wow Ka Ka, Yang Jian is angry, and the fool will retreat!So Lu Yadao, who has always been smarter than others, decided to swallow back the matter of Yang Jian disguised as a woman to seduce Tu Xingsun during the Battle of the Conferred Gods...

As a certain Master Zhenjun continued to release air-conditioning for free, the temperature in the room plummeted, so people who were familiar with the true nature of Erlang Zhenjun began to clear their minds. , "Young man, the old man has to criticize you. You look very clever, why can't you think about it so much! That little beauty looks good, but you don't feel too cold when you are cold... Don't think about that cold The beauty died early and passed away early, you should just follow this little girl in pink and live a good life!" Wrapping the little clothes around her body, "Hey, don't you feel a little cold?!" He nodded fiercely , The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows to indicate to God Qi Ling, where is the source of the air-conditioning, God Qi Ling doesn't know, so, "Why are your eyebrows cramped?!" After saying a word, the Queen Mother wanted to spit to death the old man who didn't know what to do. Your good intentions are not rewarded, so you have cramp eyebrows, and your whole family has cramp eyebrows!Looking at the resentful little eyes of the Queen Mother, the Great God Qi Ling came to his senses, and looked all the way in the direction of the Queen Mother's eyebrows, and saw an iceberg!Bah, it's Yang Jian who is radiating a strong air-conditioning...

"Well, the old man is telling the truth..." With dry laughter, Qi Ling stepped back quietly, why is this young man so bad-tempered? !It looks like this posture is about to explode when you follow it, it's really scary...

"Yang Jian has always liked to tell the truth." Lord Zhenjun, whose eyes could be frozen to drop icicles, closed his fan with a half-smile, and Xiao Tiangou miraculously appeared with the person Qi Ling didn't want to see the most.

"Hong... Hong?!" Qi Ling looked at the apprentice who was walking towards him step by step with an extremely unkind expression, his eyebrows trembled involuntarily, why are the gods in heaven popular intimidation now...

"Master, how are you?! The apprentice greeted the master. It's really hard for the master to remember the apprentice!" Hong Shan shook his bright red sleeves embroidered with gold trim and looked at his master with a half-smile...

"Apprentice, listen to Master's explanation, things are not what you think..."

"say what?"

"Well, apprentice, please wait for a moment." Qi Ling appeased his apprentice, turned around and shouted, "Yang Jian! You called Hong Shan to come here, right?! You planned the old man early in the morning, didn't you?! It's embarrassing for the old man I always thought you were a sunny boy, but you plotted against the old man! Beware of the old man tying your wife's red thread to that three-eyed nephew of the Queen Mother..." Hey, is it my own eyesight? !Why do you see the golden light twinkling between Yang Jian's brows? !The queen mother kindly patted God Ling on the shoulder, and explained, "That is called the eye of heaven."

"Sky Eye?! Then he is..."

"He is the vicious, vicious, black-bellied, and self-protective Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun you mentioned in your mouth. He is the three-eyed monster you mentioned!" Queen Mother The smile is very amiable, hehe, someone will take care of you this time!

"You lied to the old man?! You actually used your incomparably innocent little face to lie to the old man?! The old man hates people like you the most in this life!" Master Qi Ling shook Hong who had been tugging at his sleeve. "What are you dragging me for! Did I say something wrong?!"

"Yang Jian has never hidden his name."

"When the old man scolded the three-eyed monster, why didn't you say anything?!"

"Because Yang Jian is not a three-eyed monster, why did he react?" Yang Jian seemed amused looking at Qi Ling, "Okay, now let's get down to business. Qi Ling, you have left your post for thousands of years, because 'this life is not good' In exchange for the seven princesses of the Heavenly Court of Medicine and Food, according to Article 289, Article 6789 and Article 9038 of the new Tiantiao, you should have been sentenced to be beaten with three thousand sticks and guarded for 5000 years."

"My master has an unruly personality. If I offend Hong Lian, I will apologize to Master Zhenjun here! Please, Zhenjun, be merciful!" At this time, Hong Lian could not care about fighting with his master, and confessed to Yang Jian in a panic.Great God Qi Ling squinted at his apprentice, curled his lips, "I haven't seen you for thousands of years, why are you getting more and more useless? What do you ask for if you have nothing to do?! If your master doesn't want to, what else can he do to me?! "

"Master!" Hong Shan felt that he might as well not have found this living treasure master, so that he would be more comfortable!

"Okay, I know you mean Yang Jian is the number one god of war in the Three Realms, I can't beat him!, I can't beat him, at worst I can't run away!" confident.So the big guy's mouth twitched tacitly...

"Hehe, you really haven't been in the Three Realms for a long time, so you don't know the current market situation.

Seeing that we are all at the level of a great god, I will tell you that if Yang Jian is willing to beat you, it is your luck. " Lu Yadao conjured up an eyebrow pencil out of nowhere, and while drawing his eyebrows thinly, he said softly, "Didn't you hear what his aunt said about him? !Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun who has to collect labor fees after selling to others is vicious, black-bellied, and self-protective!This great god advises you to stay away! "

"What can the old man do to me if he doesn't obey?!" Great God Qi Ling continued to be stubborn.

"You don't have to worry about this, Yang Jian will take care of it for you." The queen mother was quite emotional, "Back then, I was unwilling in every possible way, but the new Tiantiao was born?! So, accept your fate !"

"That spiritual god, according to Xiaolong's experience of more than 1000 years, I think your struggle is actually useless." Princess Ao patted the roaring dog, "Don't grin your teeth there, It's scary."

"Well, although I don't know which play you guys are singing, but based on the Erlang God I have known for a few hours, I also think it's better for you to be soft." Silently chewing melon seeds and teeth The sour lilac popped out a sentence.

"You are all in his gang, how easy is it to deceive the old man?!" Putting his hands into his armpits, Qi Ling glanced at everyone with an expression of 'just fool me', making Hong Shan want to go Hitting the wall, why did I have to find this scourge master? !It's been a long time since I've been comfortable, my skin is itchy, right? !

"Great God Qi Ling is right. When did Yang Jian scare you so much? It's really a great honor." Yang Jian squinted his eyes, and his voice sounded unfriendly, so Princess Ao San gave someone a dog leg. The god poured a cup of tea, and made a fan with both hands to fan a certain god, "Hehe, in fact, the big guy is telling the truth... talking irony! Master Zhenjun is the most amiable, how could he be as scary as we said?! Right!"

"Yes, that's right!" The queen mother clapped her hands and echoed, darling, you have to rely on a certain god for resurrection, this person has to bow his head under the eaves... Sad reminder...

"You don't say... um... um..." The queen mother quickly stuffed a handful of pastries into the mouth of Daoist Lu Ya, who was about to spit out ivory from the dog's mouth, and turned around to smile at Master Zhenjun and barked like a dog. leg!

"It's really going downhill! You are also the mother of Jinchi Yao, why..." Qi Ling looked blankly at Lord Zhenjun at some time, and wanted to say something, Lord Zhenjun, thank you for your divine sense message!

So without anyone knowing what happened, time froze in the air for three seconds.Then the dramatic effect came...

"Master Zhenjun, are you thirsty?! Would you like me to pour you a cup of tea?!" Qi Ling ran over in a dog-legged way, with a face full of hypocrisy, "Master Zhenjun, you Are you hungry?! The little one still has sugar people, why don’t you fill it up first?! I don’t like sugar people, so the little one will order food for you?! As long as you keep yelling, the old man who has gone through fire and water will not be able to do it , but the next sea of ​​fire or something, if you always don't let the old man go, it's better not to let him go..."

"Who can tell me what happened?!" Lilac put the melon seed shell into her mouth, chewing unconsciously, chewing...

Let’s say that a certain god is a black-bellied god, but you don’t believe me, do you reply this time? !