Heavenly Confidential

Everyone who was deeply stimulated by the four small words that a certain Zhenjun slapped lightly, silently vomited badly in their hearts, wept, biting a small handkerchief, struggling with all their strength, what is meant by 'to warn others'?

Answer, if there is one, change it, if not, encourage it.

I bother!Only fools believe this official explanation!Why don't you say that this is a concrete manifestation of narrow-mindedness? !

But now that you have deeply realized the narrow-mindedness of a certain Master Zhenjun, do you think that as great gods, they will superficially surface their complaints, and this is not the way to find happiness for themselves? !

Then a strange silence filled the fresh air...

Why is the air clean? !

Answer, the roof was pierced by a monkey-like creature, and it has not been repaired so far.

How to say that sentence, don't do good because it's small, don't do evil because it's small, don't repair holes because they are small, our Lord Zhenjun is a master who is good at filling holes!Completely ignoring the weird atmosphere, after Yang Jian dismissed Xiao Tiangou, he slapped the fan lightly, and the broken tiles in the house magically flew upwards, and each of them found their original position in an orderly manner, intact as before.He glanced indifferently at the repaired roof, "It's getting dark today, the entire west wing has been taken over by Yang Jian, everyone can stay for one night as you like."

Hearing these words, the eyes of Miss Ding Xiang, who couldn't stand it for a long time, suddenly lit up, and she applauded Lord Zhenjun fiercely in her heart. It's this Erlang Zhenjun who has a real insight!It can be seen that this person is handsome and reliable in his work!It doesn't matter if you group of gods have some kind of ghostly body protection, black and white are reversed.Poor girl is a mortal!After midnight, can the little skin still have it? !It will be rough, okay?It will be dim, okay?

"No, my life is precious, so I don't want to go to bed so early!" Daoist Lu Ya curled his lips and shook his head arrogantly, "Do you know what a spring night is worth a thousand gold?! My god, don't be so in vain waste it!"

"Ahem, that's not how a spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold." Or how can you say that the Taishang Laojun is kind!After a slight embarrassment, the old man said in a low voice, if it were someone else, it would definitely be roaring...

"How do you use that?!" The totally ungrateful master felt that he was being insulted, and his voice raised a decibel, "Are you trying to say that the master is uneducated? Are you?! How dare you say yes , I must go to the Zixiao Palace to seek an explanation from Hongjun Patriarch! Why are the kids so rude now! Really, look at me so angry, this is going to wrinkle!"

"Did someone else say that there is no culture? The fact is there, even if you look for Laojun's master, it's useless!" The Queen Mother was eating melon seeds, with a look of disgust and finding fault, "Qi Ling, go and explain to him. Explain what is meant by 'a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold'! It's really uneducated and still stubborn!"

"Cough, this 'spring festival is worth a thousand gold' means that each Lantern Festival sold in spring costs a thousand gold!" Adjusting his clothes, affectionately stroking his beard on his forehead, the spirit of Qi Ling was proud ,'puff'!The queen mother confiscated one, and spit out a mouthful of tea!

What is ignorance? !What is misinterpretation? !This is!

Hong Shan silently covered his handsome face with his bright red sleeves embroidered with small gold borders, trying to hypnotize himself, I am not familiar with him, really unfamiliar...

"Yang Xiaosheng, my old grandson thinks that anyone who can stay with you is the best in the world, and my old grandson is convinced!" Sun Dasheng deeply felt that the reason why the Buddha was so calm was because he had never encountered such a top quality. , or it's just that I have encountered more top-quality goods, and my heart has gradually become stronger under the imperceptible blow...

"What's the matter? The old man's explanation is wrong?!" Qi Ling looked at the big guy and his reaction was not right. If it's not selling Lantern Festival, then what is it selling? !Is it fish balls? !What they have in common is that they are also round!

There was no answer, and everyone suddenly felt that it was time to break up, so they all walked out of the wing room silently, each went to find his own room to rest, Qi Ling suddenly felt abandoned and lonely, sniffled, "I really have no sense of humor, The old man knows that "a spring festival is worth a thousand gold" is not about selling a Lantern Festival for a thousand gold, the old man is just making a joke for you!" He grabbed his apprentice's bright red sleeve embroidered with a small gold border, "Apprentice, you believe in Master! Master really knows! In fact, this sentence is saying that spring clouds are rare, as rare as a thousand pieces of gold! Why are mortals so stingy, what is so rare about gold, right?!" Speechlessly staring at his master for a long time, Hong Shan said very seriously, "Master, how did you stay in the position of Yuelao for tens of thousands of years?!"

Outdoors

"Zhenjun, the old Taoist is still rushing back to the Heavenly Court to return to his life, so..." Touching his beard, the old gentleman felt that it would be better for him to stay away from this group of gods who have no culture, quality, key, and morality.A quick decision is the best policy!

"Yang Jian is still on vacation." An understatement, isn't it? !

"...What about marriage?" One day in the sky and one year in the ground, you give yourself a year off, that's 365 years in the world!Are you on vacation? !It's clear that he's not going to do it!The above are the words from the heart of the Taishang Laojun.Note: The so-called words from the heart are the words that roll back and forth between the heart and the heart, without waiting to be spoken...

"Don't worry about it." The four words of no pressure made Princess Ao San's mouth a little pursed, hum, you don't want to marry this princess even if you want to marry her!What a big deal!

"Yang Jian, what did you say?!" The Queen Mother held Princess Ao San's shoulders and yelled loudly, "Aren't you still thinking about that little girl Chang'e?! I told you, Chang'e's ice cubes are not suitable for you! Don't worry about Cun Xin, if he dares not marry you, I will marry Chang'e to... um... where will he marry?!" The Queen Mother, who was in a good place, looked at him for help. To Lord Lu Ya, who was almost as mean as himself.After receiving the affectionate electric eyes from the Queen Mother, Mr. Lu Yadao replied with a coquettish smile, "I will marry you, my precious nephew, if I don't marry anywhere. Didn't you hear what the Great God said, except Xiaolongnv, whoever marries will die !"

Between talking and laughing, a moment of life and death.Ding Xiang silently shook her head, it turns out that the great gods take life and death seriously...

"Yang Xiaosheng, do you want to marry Sister Seafood?! No matter who you marry, you can give me an accurate answer! My old Sun is still waiting for the wedding wine!" Monkey Sun grabbed his hand and jumped onto a rock Come on, said with a hippie smile.

"Why don't you ask if this princess is married or not?! Why do you only ask him?!" Princess Ao was very dissatisfied with the attitude of the gods. The Queen Mother patted Princess Ao on the shoulder, comforting her softly Said, "That Cunxin, let's not get angry! If he dares not marry you, I will have nothing to do with him!" Looking at the little faces that she was sure she would marry, Princess Ao burst into tears. Are you that unmotivated? !Why does she have to marry? !

"Zhenjun, look..." Taishang Laojun saw that the atmosphere was almost brewing, and leaned forward to look at Yang Jian with a bitter face.But in the eyes of the drowsy girl Ding Xiang, why does she have the taste of being a prostitute? !Sure enough, she was sleepy, Ding Xiang thought so...

"Yang Jian always listens to the tune and doesn't listen to the noise." Lost a sentence inexplicably, and looked at the Queen Mother coldly, you will give Yang Jian a hat!What is the relationship between Fairy Chang'e and Yang Jian? What is she doing all the time? !If you hadn't always brought Yang Jian and Fairy Chang'e together when you had nothing to do back then, would Yang Jian be so cruel as to use her as a cover? !It's still 800 years old!Yang Jian was upset, deeply upset, he really couldn't understand everyone's thoughts, Cun Xin was because Chang'e had conflicts with him for more than 1000 years!To be honest, every time He Lihou sees Chang'e now, his first reaction is that he must not let Cun Xin know!You said that under this kind of conditioned reflex, how could it be possible for you to like the woman who has caused you to be restless for 1000 years?Of course, Lord Zhenjun knows that Fairy Chang'e is innocent, but the habit of harming the fish in the pond and protecting her shortcomings is really deep-rooted, so, you know...

"Listen to the tune but not to the noise? Yang Xiaosheng, what the hell are you trying to say?! Don't keep saying half and half, my old grandson doesn't have your fancy, so many twists and turns!" Sun Houzi grabbed his hand, He strongly stated that he did not understand.Yang Jian didn't make a sound, and gave the monkey a disdainful look of "you don't care if you love it or not", and then he fanned himself to enjoy the cool.

"His Majesty's decree back then was to make Yang Jian a judicial god, and this palace decreed to announce that Yang Jian and Cun Xin would reconcile." After going around and around, the Queen Mother finally came out, "Listen to the tune and not listen to the noise, that is to say, His Majesty's decree Effective, the palace decree is invalid?!"

"You mean, the matter of Heli doesn't count?!" Ao Cunxin blinked in disbelief. Isn't this overturned too thoroughly? !

"Of course it doesn't count! The so-called reconciliation at that time was just an expedient measure." Master Zhenjun waved his folding fan and smiled extremely charmingly, "Thus, third princess, whether you have any opinions or not is invalid. It's better to save your energy .”

"Yang Jian, don't tell me that this is what you calculated in advance!" The queen mother gritted her teeth, but she was so proud of her will for a long time, but she was tricked? !Bengong said, why does Yang Jian have to announce that he and Ao Cunxin are reconciled by themselves, this is what they are playing together!

"Yang Jian is just in case of accidents." Although a certain little pink dragon is easy to deal with, but the Xihai family is exactly what Yang Jian wants to guard against!He still remembers when he went to tell the old dragon king of Xihai that Cun Xin would go home to stay temporarily before Xiu Cun Xin.Just in case is always right!

"insidious!"

"Thank you."

"mean!"

"Your Majesty, you might as well give way."

"Shameless!"

"Assignment."

"Yang Jian, how could you deceive this palace with such a pure face?!" The queen mother went crazy, completely crazy, holding her head in one hand, very entangled and sad, "Yang Jian, how could you deceive this palace like this?" Feelings! I was really proud of myself for a long time back then!"