[Pseudo Japanese Entertainment] Boyfriend Gacha

? Twisting still has to be twisted. As for what to twist, I don't know anything like the doctor.

This time, what jumped out was a gashapon with a cat pattern, yes, that's right, the pattern of the mask of the Phantom Thief Lynx!I think, maybe fate favors me, maybe fate wants to reward every uncompromising Lu Zhi.

So, I am proud!Wait, this is not a commemorative gashapon, why are there patterns on the eggshell?The doctor just laughed and said, this shows that this gashapon itself is too unique, and no one can stop him.

I instantly had a hunch of great anticipation.

I don't even have to think about it to know who this gastronomy is!

What to do, so excited!I really want to share this good news with the world.However, I cannot share it with the world.Because I know that low-key can save character.

Just like every game between Barcelona and Real Madrid, I always silently like every comment praising Real Madrid will win a big victory, and then I exposed myself when the final result came out that Barcelona beat Real Madrid 2-1 In fact, he is an out-and-out Barcelona fan.This is called helping your home team to keep a low profile.

Look, how scheming I am.

My boyfriend said to me, since you like football so much, why can't you find a boyfriend.

I'm also puzzled, men always like to complain that their girlfriends don't watch football, but why do I, a girl who watches football, complain about not being able to find a boyfriend who watches football?

I think it's probably because I stole the men's position!

I soaked the gashapon in the bathtub, trying not to think about what he might come out of.

Then, I got a call from my parents.

I have degraded from one call a day when I just graduated from college to one call a week, and then one call a month. The reason is of course because I found that my parents would ask when I would get married every time I hung up the phone. Tired of this kind of conversation.

But today, I have an ominous premonition.

"Tomorrow is Saturday, and your aunt and I made arrangements for you. There is a very nice boy. His family is the ancestral village party secretary, and their village will soon be used as a development zone. It has a bright future! See you Let's see each other." My mother educated me earnestly on the phone.

I was thinking about releasing the second-generation pigeon from that village tomorrow, but a call came from an unfamiliar number.

"Hello, I am the second generation of the village."

"Hello."

"Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, we will meet at a certain restaurant on such-and-such road. I am wearing a gray jacket, black pants and black leather shoes. How about you?"

What?ten o'clock?

I thought to myself, what age is this, and now netizens are not so sure about Bippao, right?

"I'm wearing a red padded jacket, green pants, and alternating red and green patterns. Yes, it's the same style on the Cannes red carpet."

I hung up the phone.

I think I should have left a very bad impression on him.

My goal has been achieved.

Satisfied, I went back to my room and continued to catch up on the draft. The draft will be handed in next Monday, so I have to hurry up.

I found that the various ideas provided by Shitaka Kubota are really useful. Basically, I don't have to worry about not knowing how to draw my own paintings in the next month or so.

While blaming myself for dismissing him, I also felt that he and I were people who had no regrets. Then, I fell asleep lying on the workbench while drawing.

My original plan was that I lay peacefully on the bed and fell asleep, only to be woken up the next day by my boyfriend who was twisted out by the gastronomy.

But I didn't expect that not only was I not sleeping on the bed, but I wasn't woken up by my twisted boyfriend.

I, I, I was woken up by the phone.

"It's me, the second generation of the village."

why you?

I really want to slap you in the face!

"You still have three hours to prepare. I know, I have reserved enough time for you to wash your hair, wash your face, make up, tangle with various collocations, and time for traffic jams on the road."

I look at my watch, it's seven o'clock.

"Did you not take your medicine?"

I hung up the phone again and went back to sleep.

Not long after, I was woken up by the phone again.

"It's me, the second generation of the village!"

why is it you again!

I want to slap you even more!

"You still have two hours to get ready, I guess, you should have washed your hair, washed your face and put on makeup by now."

I hung up the phone directly.

I don't think I can fall asleep like this, so I got up and went to see the gashapon.

But as soon as I opened the bathroom door, I found that there was nothing in the bathtub.

I have an ominous feeling.

Probably because the psychological shadow left by Domoto An Er last time was too great.

My first reaction was, couldn't it be, Yan Kong's Phantom Thief Bobcat disliked my ugly appearance and ran away?After all, he is the Phantom Thief Lynx!

In this way, I squatted on the edge of the bathtub and wanted to cry without tears.

Then, I got another call.

"It's me, the second generation of the village!"

You are really two!

"You still have an hour and a half to prepare. I think you should be able to start thinking about how to match your clothes."

"Wear peat!"

I hung up the phone, not knowing where to vent my anger!

I was desperately trying to catch up on the draft, day and night, it was easy for me!I'm looking forward to a brand new Gacha with all my heart I'm easy me!I seriously live in this world that looks down on me, I am easy!

My parents must not be my real parents, otherwise why did I find Shen Jingbing to go on a blind date with me!

I squatted on the edge of the bathtub and I didn't know why, but I cried so hard!

"Crying is not the spirit of Bushido."

"I'm a woman, so I don't want bushido!" I continued to sob.

But after I smoked, I realized that something was wrong.

This hoarse voice, this empty bathroom.

who is it?

Who said in the ear, love me will never change - don't make trouble!

who is it?

Who is knocking on my window - no!

who is it?

Who sent you to my side - not right!

who is it?

Who brought the ancient call—what on earth am I going to do? !

who is it?

It's him, it's him, our friend little Nezha——I admit, I forgot to take my medicine today.

who is it?

Who is talking to me?who is it?Who is this slightly hoarse magnetic male voice?

Could it be that he is the gashapon I twisted!

Bushido?

correct!

It's Master Lynx!

"Master Lynx!" I swear, this time I cried because I was so happy!

I turned my head, but didn't see anyone.

I started to panic, did I do something wrong again?No, did I twist a ghost?

"It's not over there, it's over here."

I felt my head being pushed to the other side, and then I saw the red beanie, the white cat-ear framed sunglasses, and, the signature flip flops.

God!

It's really Mr. Lynx!

Look, I just said, when God closes a door for you, he will never forget to open another window for you!

"Master Bobcat!" I threw myself into his arms, he was my savior.

After half a minute.

I heard him say.

"Who is Bobcat?"

I raised my head from his arms and blinked twice thinking I was cute.

"Aren't you a big-hearted, helpful, powerful, quick-witted, well-versed in ancient and modern times, like a fish and a wild goose, a moon-like flower, mature in thinking, smart and capable, honest, stable in personality, highly responsible, and enterprising? ?”

The twisted boyfriend giggled: "Girl, I don't mind if you praise me more, but I'm really not a lynx."

"Then may I ask who you are?"

"My name is Kamenashi and Mie." He put his hands in his pockets, and even a simple action he did was very handsome, like, it is obviously a pirated name, but he can read the handsomeness of a thief!

I really want to lick his feet, whether there is athlete's foot or not.

"Hello, I am--"

"Mimi, right, I know!" He casually stood up straight.

"Nice to meet you." I was really happy.

"Ah?" He looked at the watch in his hand, "There is still half an hour, shouldn't you go to XX restaurant?"

What the hell!He can know all this!He is hanging up!

Doesn't he know that I don't want to go?

"Aren't you going out yet? Otherwise, you'll be late!"

"If you're late, be late!" My heart broke, because I won't succeed anyway.

"Although I know your rebellious mentality, but," Kamenashi and Mie looked at me with a half-smile, "but aren't you afraid that if the second generation of the village thinks, 'No one has ever dared to treat me like this, wow, this woman is so special successfully got my attention' what?"

I didn't have time to delve into how he knew that I was going on a blind date with the second generation of the village.

However, I know he has a good point.

After all, I am the heroine, what if I have a halo?

So, I hurriedly washed and dressed and rushed out like a fly.

Before going out, I couldn't help but look back.

I saw Kamenashi and Mie lazily leaning against the door frame, the sunglasses had fallen on his nose, and those not too big but very energetic eyes looked at me with a smile.

"Bybicycle!" He took off his sunglasses and made a BYEBYE meow gesture to me.

How dare he say that he is not a bobcat?

When I arrived at the appointed restaurant, the second generation of the village was already there.

It's so dangerous, but fortunately, I didn't make him feel that I was a special existence after listening to what Kamenashi and Mie said.

"Hi, I'm Mimi." I quickly introduced myself and sat down.

"Hello, I am the second generation of the village."

I know too well that you are the second generation of the village!You dude has been harassing my lucid dreams since this morning!

I looked at him intently.

Well, he has a big back, but he is not as handsome as Kubota Zhixiao!

Sloping shoulders, but don't get me wrong, it's definitely not as good-looking as Sakurai Sho!

Little short hand, hum, it’s not as good-looking as Kamenashi and Kamenashi!

Big long coat, oh my god, Saito will cry when he sees it!

I'm not a person who judges people by their appearance, but I'm not a person when I judge people by their appearance.

That's because he actually judged me by my appearance first!

I admit that when I went out today, although I washed my hair and face and put on light makeup, I felt that I didn't need to dress up too delicately when I came to see such a snake spirit, so I came like this.

But you know what the first sentence he said when they met!

The first sentence of the second generation of the village is:

"I thought it was my uncle and aunt who were being modest, but it turns out that they are really ordinary." He was sitting in a leadership position, obviously he was sitting and I was standing, I don't know how he pretended to be so condescending.

I wanted to slap him again.

Thinking of what Kamenashi and Mie said, I kept hinting to myself, I want to be calm, calm!Can't show that you are too rebellious to attract his attention.

"Dare to ask Gui Geng, Mr. Village?"

"Not a few years older than you, 42."

42 is not too old!You haven't had a girlfriend at 42. Why do you judge me from the moral high ground?

"Hehe." The only words I can respond to him are these two words.

"What does Miss Mimi do?"

"Draws manga."

"A manga? I haven't read it. Is there a market? Can I have enough food? Is there any insurance?"

"Guess." I can only respond to him with two words.

"Does Miss Mi Mei have any hobbies?"

"Running." When I said these two words, I saw a contented smile on his face.

God!I realized something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "You can't run if you run, just watch TV!"

Sure enough, his face turned black.

SAFE!

"Is Miss Mi Mei satisfied with your current situation?"

"Huh?" Of course I am very dissatisfied with my current situation, can I be satisfied if I sit with a snake like you?

"I think, Miss Mi Mei, you should change your own way of life. Look, which young girls nowadays are not dynamic and energetic."

I am also very dynamic and energetic!It's just that I don't have to tell you.

"Look at those little girls over there, how good their skin is."

It was covered with [-] layers of powder, didn't you see it falling all the way?

"Look at that little sister over there again, she has such a good figure."

You mean to say she's choppy?Since you like it so much, you should also pad one!

"Also, and, like those two over there, you should make more friends with aspirations. You see, don't they explain the truth that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to beauty are more beautiful? "

God damn it!Why do these two sisters look similar? Are they made from the same mold?

"Actually, I don't have any other requirements, but as you know, our family is a person of status, so I hope that my other half will be a person who is very face-saving when I take it out. I looked at Miss Mimei , I think you still have great potential, and cultivation can also meet our requirements."

Whether you choose a wife or an employee, don’t you just have a village party secretary? How many people do you think you can manage under your command?

"How about this, I think Miss Mi Mei is not young anymore, and it is not suitable for procrastination, so I will forcefully cultivate Miss Mi Mei, so, let me make a plan for you first, um, with your figure It doesn’t meet the requirements, you have to keep working hard, and you still need to learn more about your makeup, and also, your career has no future, you have to change it quickly if you want to enter our house, hear you? , you can be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer or something, so that you are more worthy of our family's status."

Some people say my profession, I really can't bear it!

Just as I was about to pour a glass of water over it, I saw the drenched second generation of the village staring at me dumbfounded.

I look at the water glass in my hand, I haven't moved yet!

Then I heard a familiar slightly hoarse voice: "Sir, you have so many demands, I suggest you start cultivating one from kindergarten now."

It's Kamenashi and what!

I looked at him excitedly, at this moment, I remembered that line, my ideal person is a world-class hero, one day he will step on flip flops to save me from the dire straits.

"Who are you? How dare you hit me? No one! No one has ever dared to do this to me! How dare you! How dare you!"

I thought to myself, this is the rhythm to fall in love with.

I expected that when the Kaitou Bobcats are like this, they will usually turn on the talk mode, but I know that if they talk at this time, the second generation of the village should fall in love with Kamenashi and Nie!

I have to save him!

So I pulled him and ran out of the restaurant.

Although I felt that he had been trying to break free from my hand, I didn't dare to leave him alone, just to see how conscientious I am.

Five kilometers is basically my limit, and I'm out of breath.

"What are you running for? Run!" Kamenashi and Mie looked at me resentfully, then he stretched out his foot, "I just wanted to tell you that my flip flops fell off!"?