【Ceyu ABO】Illegal Cohabitation

Zhou Yu sighed in his heart, this is really troublesome.

But the apartment area always pays attention to safety, and there are always reports of things big and small. He still remembers a resident downstairs who reported cockroaches, and the property management killed every household in the entire building.

I don't know who reported it this time. It's been so long and no one has taken care of it. Now a representative of the Omega Federation came to investigate directly.

The representative who came was an Omega aunt in her 40s, enthusiastic and proud of her work.She said seriously: "We have received an anonymous report that an Alpha and an Omega who have not registered their marriage are living together. In order to protect the legitimate rights and interests of the Omega, we need to conduct a simple investigation."

No matter how unwilling you are, you still have to make a superficial effort, lest the other party fill out the form and be coerced not to say something, and then things will be complicated.

Zhou Yu said, "...Come in and sit down."

Auntie is also a straight-forward person. She doesn’t even need to drink water, so she starts pouring out the question: “How long have you lived here?”

"...I've lived here since my sophomore year, and I'm not used to dormitory life... It's been four or five years."

The aunt wrote down a number, and continued to ask: "Is there an Alpha living here?"

Zhou Yu didn't speak, but his aunt just stared at him.It's still not easy to lie - after all, there may be a smell of pheromone in the room, and my nose is used to it and I can't smell it, it's like a mirror in my heart.Zhou Yu could only say, "Indeed."

"How long has he lived here? Do you know his name?"

"His name is Sun Ce, and he moved in at the same time as me." Zhou Yu thought about how to explain this misunderstanding, and continued: "...I played with him since we were young, and we were friends before we split up, so we didn't even think about it in that direction... ..."

The aunt immediately interrupted him and asked, "Are you a couple now?"

If yes, wouldn't things be better resolved?Zhou Yu hesitated for a second, but the aunt guessed that this kind of thing happened a lot, and before Zhou Yu could answer, she filled in the form with no.Zhou Yu was heartbroken, and said, "Actually, we are indeed..."

Instead, the aunt showed a worried expression, and said, "You don't need to cover up this kind of Alpha, and you don't need to be afraid of threats and reprisals. Our O Federation will arrange a place for you. It's very safe. Many Omegas who have suffered domestic violence or illegal imprisonment are there. turn up……"

Zhou Yu thought she was a good listener, but he was too embarrassed to listen to her, and interrupted her, saying: "...Auntie, listen to me, he and I are just ordinary friends. If you put it on the same bed, you will laugh at that kind of relationship, and this Omega or Alpha really doesn't affect us."

The auntie held the pen, her expression unchanged, and said, "Did you know that rape is most likely to happen between acquaintances?"

"...You see, I have experienced many estrus periods in the past four years, and nothing happened..."

The aunt glanced at the camera installed at the door and said, "He shouldn't use this place to restrict your personal freedom!"

"...This house belongs to me, he is borrowing it."

After a few seconds of silence, the aunt said, "...why isn't he here?"

"I'm on a business trip. I can show you his air ticket itinerary..." Zhou Yu said this as a way to increase his credibility, but Auntie Ren really asked him to take a look.Zhou Yu had no choice but to turn on the phone, log in to the account of the booking website, and pass it to the aunt.

The aunt looked at it for a long time, and finally said suspiciously: "How did you record it so completely?"

"...We share the same account, and he said to save more miles."

The aunt let out a sigh and said, "Even if there is nothing between you, the rules are the rules. Single Omega and Alpha must be in the same room, and they must first register at the O League and the Civil Affairs Bureau, and they must be regularly accepted. A door-to-door investigation by the O-League. You didn’t register, and someone reported it, so we naturally have to investigate. Don’t worry about it, it’s all to protect Omega’s legal rights.” She took out a few more forms from the folder, Say you have to fill it out, and then go to two places with that Alpha to submit the form to take fingerprints.

Zhou Yu took the watch, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

The aunt almost filled out the questionnaire and was about to leave.When she got to the door, she suddenly turned around, her expression was not as tense as before, and she asked in a low voice: "...Is the one who lives with you...there is something wrong?"

Zhou Yu didn't react, saying that he didn't hear clearly.The aunt tensed again, and said, "There is another question, is the sex/function of the Alpha living with you normal?"

...Is this a trap question? If it is normal, it implies that the two of you have slept together. If you say no directly, it is a bit of a cover-up, and the second is... I always feel a little sorry for Sun Ce.

So he said: "...I don't know about that." Then Zhou Yu thought, answering like this is really a little sorry for Sun Ce.

Auntie glanced at him suspiciously, and didn't say anything more. She just mentioned one more thing: "Remember to submit the form within one month. After submission, I will tell you when to investigate regularly."Zhou Yu nodded in agreement, saying that he remembered.

The next day when Zhou Yu came back from get off work, he saw that Sun Ce was already lying on the sofa. He didn’t respond to a series of actions when he came in, so he put down his things and walked around to the sofa to see if Sun Ce was asleep.

Not only was Sun Ce not asleep, but he was holding his mobile phone and was not playing. The screen was already locked. He was looking at Zhou Yu with a smile and said, "You thought I was asleep?"

Zhou Yu sat on the sofa to the side and said, "Wouldn't you be tired after thinking about your business trip?"

Sun Ce sat up and said, "Why are you tired? I can go out ten times in a row."

Zhou Yu remembered the report of the cohabitation, and said, "If you can travel all the time, it will save a lot of trouble."

Sun Ce said, "Why are you driving me away when I come back from a business trip?"

Zhou Yu found a few pieces of paper from the pile of papers on the coffee table, handed them to Sun Ce, told the story of O Lian's visit, and added: "It seems that it is indeed more convenient to drive you away."

Sun Ce glanced at the form and said, "Is it that troublesome? Just fill in the form and record your fingerprints, and then deal with the aunts and sisters who came from O Lian."

Zhou Yu said: "It's already more troublesome than registering for marriage."

Sun Ce felt that it made sense for a while, but it didn't sound right to him - but there were quite a few jokes between him and Zhou Yu.After much deliberation, I still couldn't hold back, so I looked at Zhou Yu and said, "Are you serious?"

Zhou Yu said, "...Which question are you asking?"

"The sentence that drove me out."

Zhou Yu shook his head and said, "Why are you and I so inconsistent?"

Sun Ce breathed a sigh of relief, but still said, "Isn't it really inconvenient for you to live with me?"

Zhou Yu picked up the other papers that were piled on the table, flipped through the pages, picked out some that might be useful and put them aside, and replied to Sun Ce: "I've lived here for several years, tell me this now."

"It's really nice here. When I just graduated, I thought I would move out without bothering you, but it turned out that either the property was too bad or it was inconvenient to go to work."

Zhou Yu paused for a moment on the pile of papers, put them aside, and said, "This is the house I picked. It's the best nearby."

Sun Ce found a pen from somewhere, and said, "Fill out the form, fill out the form."

"What's the hurry? They don't work on weekends, so we have to ask for leave."

Sun Ce disagreed: "I don't believe that Yuan Shu can fire me without asking for leave."

Zhou Yu laughed again: "With his style of work and... IQ, it's really not certain."

"That's just fine, he doesn't have any fools here, no matter how many bids he gets, it won't save him."

Zhou Yu knew that Sun Ce had said this many times, and when the time was ripe to go out and do it alone, Sun Ce himself was clear.Zhou Yu ignored him and asked casually, "Not in a good mood today?"

Sure enough, he guessed it.Sun Ce sighed very deliberately and said, "We broke up."

Zhou Yu wasn't even surprised, and asked, "What's the reason this time?"

"I was not on a business trip a few days ago. His estrus/estrus is here now, and I have basically been in your estrus/estrus for the past few years. I know what to pay attention to, so I asked if I should show concern and tell him A lot."

Hearing that Zhou Yu had already laughed without making a sound, but Sun Ce's expression seemed exaggerated - years of getting along told Sun Ce that it was really difficult to make Zhou Yu laugh.

But Sun Ce still insisted on "acting out" the "sadness of being dumped"-after all, Sun Ce himself couldn't feel sad when Zhou Yu smiled, and to put it bluntly, he didn't really care about that little boyfriend.

Sun Ce said, "Just laugh when I'm sad."

There was still a smile in the corner of Zhou Yu's eyes: "Then you continue talking."

"Then he asked why I knew it so well...Of course I said I searched it on the spot, but he didn't say whether he believed it or not, he just kept asking how far I had developed from the previous one."

Zhou Yu said: "I still remember the girl who broke up with you before saying that you didn't care about her enough."

Sun Ce sighed again, and said, "You see, some people I care too much about, so I start to think about this and that; if I don't, I say I don't love her enough. Falling in love is more troublesome than filling out some form, don't you think so?" This little thing is troublesome.”

This level of damage should be ignored, Zhou Yu said: "You just said that he asked you about your ex... your ex."

"Yes, I just kissed my ex if I had anything to say. He insisted on asking, saying that you know so much about Omega's estrus/estrus that you must be talking about marriage. I told you He explained that when we broke up, my ex said I didn't care about her enough, so it wasn't improving."

Zhou Yu said: "...Then your performance this time is not bad, there are reasons and evidence."

Sun Ce let out an "ah" and continued, "I didn't finish. I really didn't think too much about the breakup. He came back from a business trip to pick him up at the airport, and when he came, he asked if he wanted to live at his house. I just wanted to come back and lie down, and I refused without even thinking about it." He showed a little embarrassment on his face again, "He said that he was tired from the business trip, and it would be better for someone to cook on the side than to be alone, so I reflexively Said it was not alone..."

Zhou Yu laughed again.Sun Ce glanced at him and said, "Please be a little sympathetic. Does Omega have delicate feelings?"

Zhou Yu was very happy and said, "And then?"

"He cried out at the airport, saying that it was not an illusion that he always smelled the same Omega pheromone. I cheated on him, lived with other people and came to provoke him. There are many people coming and going in this kind of place, Surrounded by a circle of people, when he seemed to see enough, he yelled in a dramatic way, 'From now on, we will end our friendship' and ran away."

Zhou Yu said, "...I'm sorry, but..."

Sun Ce lay back on the sofa, picked up his phone, and instead of looking at Zhou Yu, said, "Laugh if you want."

Instead Zhou Yu didn't smile, pretending to be serious and said: "...he may have watched too many costume dramas recently. Omega is really delicate."

Sun Ce thought it was a bit funny, but he tried to bring the words to a more serious point: "...I don't think I smell like you, don't you spray something that suppresses the smell every day... don't you?" Is it similar to antiperspirant spray?"

Zhou Yu said: "Who doesn't spray it now, it's strange that the streets are full of my own smell."

Sun Ce said: "Anyway, I can't smell you. ... Never mind, anyway——"

"You don't like him that much anyway." Zhou Yu didn't care what he wanted to say later, so he just continued.

"Hey, you can't say that..."

Zhou Yu glared at him again, and said, "After all, you've slept in the bed before, and if you say you don't like it, you don't think it's good."

"You don't feel too well, do you?"

"I don't think it matters. Sex and love can be separated in the first place, so you don't have to think too much about it."

Sun Ce nodded and said that I really didn't think too much about it.Zhou Yu stood up and said that it was time to go to bed after tidying up, and reminded Sun Ce not to lie on the sofa and fall asleep again, and wake up the next day like crazy.

Sun Ce said, "Who is the chicken and who is the dog?"

Zhou Yu said angrily, "...it's all you."

Sun Ce has just returned from a business trip, and there are many things that need to be handed over and clarified. This month is busy, and there is not much time left, so the two of them had to ask for leave at the same time in the morning after three weeks, and they happened to be close to Alpha. And Omega, rumors of various versions came out all of a sudden.The person involved didn't think much about it—he had been misunderstood many times and didn't care about it. He entered the Civil Affairs Bureau as soon as it opened.The staff who opened the door saw them walking to the left, and said that the marriage registration is on the right.Zhou Yu smiled at her and said, "It's not marriage."

She was a little surprised, and said: "...Ah, is that so? I think you guys still think the relationship is pretty good. But the divorce is also..."

Sun Ce said, "...let's do something else." Then he pointed to the sign, "I've seen where it is."

She nodded and said, "It's not a divorce, that's fine." Before the two of them could respond, she left.

Zhou Yu glanced at the instructions again, and said, "...does she think we need to apply for an adoption certificate?"

The O League was much more troublesome than the Civil Affairs Bureau: not only did they check each item of the submitted form, but the staff was especially unfriendly to Sun Ce, who would have to ask for 5 minutes for any strokes that seemed to be missed.

The time dragged on for a long time, and I also met the aunt who came to the house last time.The auntie was very impressed with Zhou Yu, and she seemed to have no other job for the time being, so she also stared at Sun Ce, trying to find out what was wrong.

Sun Ce almost wanted to call for help.He felt that if Zhou Yu said a few more words at this time, his situation would be better than it is now.He turned his attention to Zhou Yu who was next to him. He had already taken out his mobile phone, and there was still a form on the screen.

The aunt spoke at this moment, and said, "Don't expect anything, if you dare to force him to speak—"

Zhou Yu raised his head and said, "...That's not going to happen....Ask him about his recent status? He was dumped a few days ago, and now it's happening again. Maybe it's Mercury retrograde."

Sun Ce laughed out loud.Zhou Yu glanced at him and said, "I don't even think this is funny."

The auntie glanced at the staff member who was checking information with Sun Ce before, and said, "That's about the same. One last question, is your sex/function normal?"

Sun Ce was a little embarrassed and said, "...it's normal."

The staff member seemed to be a little surprised and said, "This is different from the one registered before!"

Sun Ce couldn't laugh anymore, looked at Zhou Yu, and said, "...What did you do last time?"

Zhou Yu was quite innocent: "I said I don't know. It's strange to say yes or no..."

Sun Ce said: "...I have to go back and settle the score with you."

The aunt's ears were sharp, "Huh?"Zhou Yu answered right away: "It's okay, the takeaway money is not a lot of money." At the end, he mouthed to Sun Ce and said "fool".

The aunt discussed with the staff and told Sun Ce that there was a problem.Sun Ce was a little annoyed, and said, "If you have any questions, just speak up."

"You live with an Omega, you should explain your physical condition to deal with possible risks."

Sun Ce really wanted to say that Zhou Yu knew all about it, he just thought too much so he didn't say it - but this kind of remark was obviously blaming Zhou Yu again, and he knew that it might also anger the two long-term AO relations office Working Omega.

Sun Ce choked back his breath and said, "Okay, pay attention next time."

I had to go back to work all morning and afternoon, and my colleagues were a little bit gossip, asking where they disappeared together, and some people directly joked about whether they went to register for marriage, don’t call me when you have a wedding, and don’t have money to give red envelopes.

Sun Ce recalled what the reception girl said, and said, "Actually, they are going to get a divorce."

Zhou Yu nodded beside him, and followed Sun Ce's lead, "Should we hold a divorce banquet, invite everyone here, and give comfort red envelopes?"

A colleague put on a fist and said, "I even made up a divorce banquet just for the red envelopes. You guys are amazing."

Sun Ce thought, of course it was amazing.They can innovate not only in jokes.

In the evening, the two of us went back after having dinner. We ordered too many dishes, so we took away the last dish in order not to waste it.Zhou Yu asked if the taste of this dish was a bit heavy, and it was embarrassing to be scattered in the corridors and elevators.Sun Ce said what's the matter, which Alpha and Omega's estrus/estrus taste is stronger.

Zhou Yu said it was true, and continued: "And when I'm in heat/estrus, I don't think about where the smell is going. This matter is too low in priority."

Sun Ce said, "You won't go out either."

Zhou Yu smiled and said, "You're a good nanny, I'll give you an excellent Alpha little red flower on the refrigerator."

Sun Ce said: "... Where did you get the little red flower stickers?"

Zhou Yu ignored the shifted focus and said, "But thank you very much, it saved me a lot of trouble."

Sun Ce watched Zhou Yu start to take the keys in his bag, without saying that he had the keys in his pocket, and said, "It's okay if I stay here with you and take care of you."

Sun Ce heard a somewhat familiar voice from the door of the house, and said, "...so you are so familiar with these because you have been taking care of another Omega?"

Zhou Yu found the key, held it in his hand, and was taken aback for a moment.Sun Ce said "ah" and said it was you.

Zhou Yu also reacted - he just dumped Sun Ce's little boyfriend, surnamed Wu, not long after graduating from university.Zhou Yu just wanted to watch the fun and didn't want to get involved—he had seen a lot of Sun Ce's gossip, and said, "He and I are really ordinary friends. Let him explain it to you. You talk, I'll go in first."

Xiao Wu was in a bad mood and said: "How can A and O who live together be ordinary friends, and they say whether they will be taken care of during estrus..." He glared at Sun Ce and said, "How did you take care of him? Did you take care of him?" go to bed?"

Sun Ce has always had a clear distinction between love and hate. He knew that he didn't feel love for the other party and didn't want to procrastinate too much. He said, "What do you want to say here?"

Xiao Wu said: "I originally wanted to ask if I was too sensitive that day, and there may not be anything wrong with living together. You can go back to your mother's house for two days when he is in heat/estrus. Who knew you would take care of him during heat/estrus." so good."

Zhou Yu spoke up anyway, and said, "...just handing hot water and things like that, don't think too much about it."

Sun Ce didn't care what Zhou Yu said, and said directly, "What relationship I have with him is none of your business now."

Xiao Wu burst into tears again.

Zhou Yu was silent for a few seconds, and said: "...Actually, I felt something was wrong when he came in. It became more obvious when he cried..."

Zhou Yu glanced at Sun Ce, and Sun Ce said, "...It's his pheromones." Then he gave an address, which was a little far away, in two directions of the city; It's a little far away, so I'm afraid it's not safe.

Zhou Yu said, "There's nothing we can do about it. We can't just leave him here."

Zhou Yu placed the person in the guest room, thinking that Sun Ce would have no effect on him, but normally the Alpha pheromone's influence on Omega is self-evident.Zhou Yu took out the spray to prevent the smell from spreading and sprayed the glands on Xiao Wu's neck several times, which was of little help to the Omega in estrus.

Zhou Yu called out to Sun Ce, and Sun Ce responded in the room, saying what was wrong.Zhou Yu said, "Go to my room and get the inhibitors I use."

Sun Ce came out of his room and said, "Your one is not specialized for allergies, you need a prescription to prescribe it, and it's quite expensive."

Zhou Yu said: "That can't be helped. Common inhibitors just can't avoid my allergens, so I can only buy this kind. I don't know how to prepare those inhibitors, so I can only do this."

Sun Ce came out of Zhou Yu's room again, handed over both the inhibitor and the alcohol sponge, and said, "There are not many left, remember to go to the hospital to prescribe it."

Zhou Yu nodded his head as he heard it, and injected Xiao Wu with an inhibitor.As soon as Zhou Yu stretched out his hand, Sun Ce took away the garbage in his hand and threw it away.

This inhibitor also has a sleeping effect, and Xiao Wu fell asleep.

Zhou Yu walked out of the guest room, closed the door, saw that Sun Ce was still waiting for him, and joked, "Are you worried about your ex-boyfriend?"

Sun Ce yawned and said, "...Tomorrow is just a holiday, do you want me to take you to the hospital to prescribe medicine?"

Zhou Yu said: "Several batches of products have problems today, and they are still not online. We have to find out the reason quickly. ... There is no rush, the next estrus/estrus period is still two to three weeks away."

"Look at the one inside, isn't it because of pressure that it's advanced."

Zhou Yu smiled and said, "I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend to break up with me."

Sun Ce thought that Zhou Yu was not under the pressure of breaking up, and there was no problem with the pressure of work, so he said, "Okay, just remember to go before next time."

Zhou Yu said, "I don't need you to remember this."

Sun Ce said in a low voice, "Staying up late also has an impact, you go to bed early."

Zhou Yu also lowered his voice and said, "Good night then."

TBC