[Comprehensive] Shining like the sun and the moon

Tan Zhao has a bold idea in his heart, but right now he still has to continue to listen to the declaration of longevity of the second-child disease in front of him.

Zhang Quan was bound and knelt on the ground, but the enthusiasm on his face was as if he was standing on a high platform to give a speech. For his master, he offered an ultimate dog-licking self-cultivation.

Zhu Houcong and Tan Zhao were sitting on the chairs opposite Zhang Quan, holding cups of tea in exactly the same way, both of them were quite leisurely, as if drinking tea and listening to books in some famous teahouse.

"What do you know, the body is just a shackle that shackles our immortality, the master will lead us to immortality, and you..."

Tan Zhao gently blew on the tea leaves, glanced at Zhu Houcong, and realized that it was time for him to play freely, so he said lightly: "But what should I do now, you are still in your body, and your master can't release you from the shackles Woolen cloth?"

"you--"

"Oh, it's really embarrassing. According to you, I am your master now, right?"

Zhu Houcong: ...I am overwhelmed by this person's thick skin.

He glanced at Zhang Quan, and took a sip of tea silently. He had never seen anyone who was pissed off, so it was just an eye-opener.

"Gao Gaoyuan, since you have such ability, why don't you serve my lord! My lord will grant you eternal life!" The effect of the mantra talisman disappeared, and infinite fear appeared in Zhang Quan's eyes. He immediately used his "smart little brain" to think about it, and thought of instigating rebellion.

Immortal.

Tan Zhao suddenly became interested: "So, what do you want me to do?"

Zhu Houcong continued to drink tea as if he had never heard of it.

Just to put it bluntly, no one can resist the temptation of longevity, Zhang Quan immediately said frantically: "Kill him! Kill this dog emperor! As long as you kill him, I will immediately introduce my lord for you!"

Zhu Houcong still didn't move, just like he didn't hear anyone yelling at his dog emperor.

"Hey, is it that simple?" Tan Zhaogang finished speaking, but was stunned by Zhu Houcong's eyes, and then said "hardly", "It's easy to say, throughout the ages, who wants to live forever, since your master is so powerful, Taoism How many years have you been cultivating? What is the method of cultivating spiritual power? Do you use a spiritual sword or a talisman? Is it the art of mastering heaven and man? What kind of longevity method is longevity?"

"We are all people with dignity. There is still a difference between immortality and immortality. What if I lose my teeth when I get old, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, I want money but I don't have money, I want people and I don't have anyone. Then living is not worse than dying, don't you think?"

Zhang Quan... Zhang Quan actually thinks this makes sense.

"However, I don't think your longevity is very reliable. Since you don't have a body, isn't it a ghost? Being a ghost is not very interesting." Tan Zhao suddenly remembered something, so he said again, "Speaking of it, you do it. Having committed so many bad things, it’s enough to go to the underworld to shut down a thousand-year-old pan of knives, and if you round it up, it’s considered a long life, isn’t it?”

Zhu Houcong looks at people: Are you serious?

Tan Zhao suppressed a smile, with a serious expression on his face. If it was the first two worlds, it would be like this.He doesn't know if there is a hell in this world. He went to the execution ground to see that there are actually ghosts after people die, but they are quickly pulled into the ground by a force, which is probably the force that maintains the order of the world in this world.

"You are talking nonsense! You are talking nonsense! I was wrong, you are just an ordinary person, and my Lord is a god! How can you and other ants try to speculate!" Zhang Quan blushed and his neck was thick, but he still had to live and die.

Hey, you can never wake up a person who has been brainwashed by pyramid schemes. Whether the person behind this can live forever is uncertain, but the good skills of this pyramid scheme are much better than his so-called longevity technique.

"It turns out that there are things you can't do in high school." Zhu Houcong looked at Lezi, but looked into Zhang Quan's eyes, which were already so cold that they were about to melt ice.

People who have always coveted his things cut off one with one hand, and cut off their feet with two hands.

Tan Zhao found a perfect excuse and immediately said: "Your Majesty, Cao Min is just an ordinary person, so naturally he is not omnipotent."

"Oh? Really, you can't live forever?"

One by one, why do they all want to live forever?Tan Zhao was a little tired: "But the grass people don't want to live forever."

Zhu Houcong's eyes instantly sharpened, as if he wanted to see Gao Gaoyuan's heart through his eyes: "Why?"

"Don't you think that longevity is more like a curse?" Tan Zhao's words were cool, like the pale moonlight at night.

"I don't think so." Zhu Houcong's heartbeat was rare and loud, but he was always good at hiding his emotions.

The two are so close, it is impossible for Tan Zhao not to hear the rapid heartbeat of the other party, but he still calmly said: "I will not grow old, I will not die, it will be like this all my life, loneliness is like a shadow, maybe a year, ten years Years may be fine, but what about a hundred years? Thousands of years? Tens of thousands of years? The world is changing, but you are the only one who remains unchanged. Doesn’t this feeling of being abandoned by the world seem like a curse from heaven and earth? ?"

The two foxes flirted with each other, but they both pretended to be honest people.

The beeping of the candle woke up the three people present, and even Zhang Quan, who was tied up, was frightened by this description.

"It sounds like you have a lot of insight?" Zhu Houcong raised his head and said a very scary sentence, "Could it be that you are a person with a long life?"

Zhang Quan had already held his breath. As a cannon fodder villain, he was strongly drawn into his thoughts.

On the contrary, Tan, the person being questioned, acted very calmly: "No."

Denials come very quickly, but it is unknown who believes and who does not.

"Why do you have such a strange idea?" To be honest, Tan Zhao was a little confused when asked, "How can the law of heaven allow people to live forever? Don't be kidding. As far as the grass people know, there is only one way to live forever."

The cannon fodder villain Zhang Quan raised his breath again. Why does this man like to pant so much when he speaks? !What a nuisance! !

"Are you waiting for me to ask you what to do?"

Tan Zhao admitted decisively: "Yes."

Zhu Houcong glanced at Zhang Quan, who was eager to learn, and slightly hooked the corners of his lips: "But after listening to your persuasion, I don't want to know anymore."

Zhang Quan had a mouthful of old blood in his heart, and he couldn't get up or down, so he almost suffocated to death.

Tan Zhao also glanced at Zhang Quan, and said in a very regretful tone, "Well, this road is too difficult and dangerous, and you, the Ninth Five-Year Honor, really don't have to take such a difficult and dangerous road."

Zhang Quan: Me!I!Vulgar people, willing to go wow!

Tan Zhao drew five more mantra talismans and gave them to Bai Jun. Bai Jun took two Jinyi guards and dragged Zhang Quan, who looked eager for knowledge, to the depths of the prison.

In an instant, only the two of them were panting in the hall.

Tan Zhao felt that after drinking this cup of strong tea today, he would not need to sleep until dawn. Discussing the art of longevity with an emperor is really not something ordinary people can do, especially... a person like him who is very proficient in the "art of short life" people.

System: 2333, the art of short life, also known as the art of death?

[Shut up for me!All perish warning. ]

Cut, cheapskate, the system is quietly on standby.

"Gao Gaoyuan, what kind of way do you cultivate?"

"The way of being free and free, you can do whatever you want, one step is one step, and everything is the way."

The corners of Zhu Houcong's mouth twitched. If he hadn't seen this person's ability, he would definitely think it was nonsense, but such absurd words were true. He thought of those serious scriptures in the palace The Taoist priest, who said countless beautiful words, suddenly laughed.

"That's why you have mastered the technique of longevity, but you don't practice it?"

Tan Zhao was very frank, and he was never afraid of these things: "That's not true, Caomin tried it, and then..." Tianlei, who forced Tiandao, was transformed and upgraded :).

Whoever suffers from him will cry when he thinks about it.

"later?"

"Later, I found out that the world of mortals is suitable for grassroots people. If you really want to break the void and leave the world, the old daughter's red, the jujube cake in the east of the city, and the Buddha jumping over the wall in Wangyuan Restaurant, you will never taste it in your life!"

Zhu Houcong immediately grasped the point of this sentence: "Shattering the Void? Is this what you're good at?"

"This world can't bear the power of longevity at all. When the power reaches the boundary, the way of heaven will automatically guide people to cross the catastrophe and ascend. If they succeed in crossing the catastrophe, it will be another world. If they fail to cross the catastrophe, they will die." Tan Zhao shared. Spreading your hands, with a look of helplessness, "The art of longevity is against the sky, and it is reasonable to set a threshold for the way of heaven."

Unheard of, Zhu Houcong grew up listening to his father's Taoist scriptures since he was a child. Many Taoist priests were raised in the palace, and his father would also take pills, so-called physical fitness, so-called longevity.

It turns out that in the mouths of real Taoists, longevity and Taoism are like this, are they going against the sky?It sounds really exciting and fun.

"Has anyone succeeded?"

Tan Zhao pondered for a long time, and remembered a friend from long ago. With that person's ability, he estimated that he would have a good life wherever he went, so he said, "Yes."

Zhu Houcong's heart skipped a beat.

At the same time, a thunderclap streaked across the sky of the Forbidden City. As soon as Tan heard it, he knew that something was wrong. He immediately changed from an "outsider expert" to a "little coward" and hid behind Zhu Houcong very quickly. The one with the waist of a cat: "Hurry up, Your Majesty, let the grass people hide!"

Zhu Houcong: ... Oh!How dare you dare to be struck by lightning!

But he quickly realized that it was still in the first month of the month, and it was as cold as ice outside. Even the early Chunlei would not be able to fight now. He glanced at Gao Gaoyuan, and the shock in his eyes could not be suppressed.

This is a warning from Heaven, what Gao Gaoyuan said - it is all true.

This, this is really exciting.

Tan Zhao hid behind and silently hugged her three cuties, not just bragging, why one is more stingy than the other this day, hey, it's really hard to be a human :).