Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

On the earth only vegetation can shake like waves, but the lake itself can move with the wind.From the ripples, we can know where the wind is coming from and where it is going.Whenever I stare at the lake quietly, I always feel as if I have integrated with nature and become a part of this lake.

"I really want to go boating." I said with emotion, "It must be very elegant to go boating on such a large lake."

The zombie didn't speak, and continued to play with his tomato field.

He told me before that although we don't have much fertilizer, we always have to sprinkle some fine wastes, such as plant ash, on the fields so that the plants can grow well.

Of course I believed him, but I was still curious how he knew so many things. Did he really only meet me as the only person he could talk to in the hundreds of years after his death?

"Don't be so hardworking, it makes me feel very guilty." I said, "Sit down and talk to me, and I'll spread the ash for you later."

"I appreciate your kindness...but I'll do the work myself." The zombie said.His movements are not fast, and he pauses after a while, coupled with the fact that he is wearing an ancient costume, it always makes me feel like the TV screen is stuck.

"Why?" I asked, "I'd feel guilty for working so hard."

The zombie stopped what he was doing, and gave me a meaningful look.

Alright ︿(￣口￣)︿ I just made a little mistake when picking up the materials for making plant ash, and I accidentally mixed limestone into it!I said it was not intentional, and I picked out the stone before it really started burning. Why did you show me the face?

The more I thought about it, the more I felt uncomfortable, and my eyes were a little sore.

At this time, I suddenly feel a little glad that I am a zombie, because zombies don't shed tears...

"Because there are more important things that you need to do." The zombie walked up to me at some point, touched my head, and said, "The activities of the Qixi Festival...you forgot?"

Zombie's acting skills are really bad. He is obviously trying to comfort people, but when it comes to Qixi Festival, he still has an embarrassed expression on his face, without any look of expectation.I suddenly believed that he really hadn't been to the brothel much.Looking at him like this, Bao Buqi didn't even hold the girl's little hand a few times before he was alive.

I imagined how the old zombie would look in the brothel, and I couldn't help laughing out loud.

The zombie's hand trembled visibly.

"What shocking idea do you have?" He asked.

I smiled, patted his shoulder in turn, and said: "Don't worry, young man, I will definitely let you have an unforgettable Qixi Festival."

"Oh..." Zombie said stiffly, curling the corners of his lips.

Tsk tsk, I won't eat him, why does this guy have such an unforgettable expression of "I don't want this festival at all"?

"Brother Shen! Grandpa Jiang!"

I don't know if it's an auditory hallucination, but I seem to hear someone calling us, and the voice is still very familiar.

"Did you hear anything?" I asked the zombie.

"No." The zombie said, "What about you?"

"Me neither." I said.

However, even though the two of us were very unwilling to admit it, Xiaoguang's brat still appeared in front of us with a jump.

OTZ why is he here again? ! ! ! !The ghosts linger! ! ! ! !

"Brother Shen, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much, do you miss me?" Xiao Guang rushed forward without saying a word, so scared that I immediately raised my hands, for fear that my nails would accidentally scratch his skin and cause him to get infected. On the zombie virus.

QAQ Is there any zombie in this world who is as depressed as me?

"I don't want to." I said, "By the way, why are you back again? Didn't you play enough with Xiaosang last time?"

At the mention of Xiaosang's name, Xiaoguang shivered, and said with a smile: "Enough is enough, enough is enough."

"Then why are you here this time?" I said again, "Also, let me go quickly, you little guy is really not afraid of getting infected with the zombie virus!"

"I want to become a zombie in my dreams!" Xiao Guang blinked at me and said, "So, bite me."

"Xiaoguang! What nonsense are you talking about again?" A figure in school uniform stepped forward quickly and covered his mouth.

If I remember correctly, this boy should be Xiaoguang's brother.

"That's right, take your brother home quickly! There are a lot of dangerous creatures here, and it's too unsafe for him to stay here!" I said, "It's best to ask the people in your base to mark this place as a forbidden area, and never set foot in it. That's good."

Xiaoguang pulled his brother's hand from his mouth, and laughed out loud when he heard what I said.

"Hahaha, dangerous creature, who is it? You? Hahahahaha!"

What do you mean QAQ I am a zombie!Am I not dangerous?

"What's the matter with you?" The zombie said, "We don't welcome outsiders here."

Not to mention, if the old zombie has a straight face, it does look a bit fierce and oppressive (*￣▽￣*) As expected of a big rice dumpling that has been dead for hundreds of years, the aura is just different!

The boy in school uniform shrank his neck and whispered, "We are here to thank you..."

thank?Have we done anything for them?Could it be that I didn't even move my mouth when Xiaoguang rushed to be bitten by me last time?

"The base is almost running out of ammunition and food. Although everyone is very economical, the food is still getting less and less." The boy in the school uniform whispered, "Later Xiaoguang said that you have tomatoes here, so we... "

So they just stole my tomatoes?

QAQ and there is no one left for me...

"If you don't ask, you are stealing." The zombie said, "I understand your difficulties, but you are a thief at a young age..."

"I'm really sorry." The boy in the school uniform said with tears in his eyes. "We really have nothing to do. There has been bloodshed in the base because of fighting for food... We really don't want to die."

This scene really feels like the end of the world.I've been living so leisurely recently, I almost forgot how hard it is outside now.At first, I thought that if I caught the thieves who stole the tomatoes, I would give them a good lesson, but at this moment, when they really stood in front of me, what I thought was why they couldn't grow more tomatoes...

"So I want to become a zombie, I won't feel hungry when I become a zombie..." Xiaoguang murmured.

His words hit me again.

I began to sympathize with this brat who had caused me so much distress before.

"Okay, I don't blame you, but at least save one or two for me next time? After all, I planted it." I muttered, "Also, after all, it is a zombie, something grown by a zombie, and the top is not neat. What kind of virus was infected, are you all right after eating?"

Faced with my sudden concern, the boy in school uniform was obviously taken aback, and said in a whisper, "It's okay."

"It's fine." I said, and then I pretended to casually point to the bean field behind me, and said, "We plan to plant something else in this place. If you are hungry, you can come here... If we can really plant If something comes."

"It can definitely be planted." The old zombie said, "At least I can."

"Is it really possible? Then we..."

Before the boy in the school uniform finished speaking, I added my own supplementary conditions, "You must not bring outsiders here! Although my intention is to give you two food, but I think you are not allowed to bring food back You can't do it either..."

OTZ why does this sentence sound so holy to the white lotus, obviously I want to be tyrannical and cool!

The Virgin Mary White Lotus is a QAQ that will be cast aside by thousands of people

"Be happy, you have done a good deed." The old zombie said, "Maybe this is a turning point. In the future, if you provide them with food, the people in the base will not be so hostile to zombies, and they may be able to coexist peacefully in the future." .”

Peaceful coexistence?I don't dare to expect OTZ. I just hope that I won't deal with those guys head-on for the rest of my life.

"By the way, how did you explain those tomatoes last time? Could it be that they were picked in the mountains?" I asked.

The boy in the school uniform shook his head and said: "We said that there are two hermits on the mountain. The mountain is far away from human habitation, and they don't even know that the end of the world has come outside."

"I actually know it." I said, "Speaking of which, I also came here as an escape."

When talking about fleeing, Xiao Guang became interested and asked, "Where did you come from?"

"City B." I said.

"We are also from City B! My fellow townspeople." Xiao Guang laughed.

"It's not a coincidence, is it? After all, it's quite close to City B." I said, "I came here at the beginning."

"Come here? Are you not tired?" Xiaoguang asked.

"Zombies don't feel tired." I replied.

"That's great... I want to become a zombie too." Xiaoguang sighed again.

The boy in the school uniform changed his expression and looked at me nervously.

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in eating children. I'm a vegetarian and eat tomatoes." I said, "By the way, I haven't known your name for so long. His name is Xiaoguang. Are you Xiaoming?"

It was just a joke, but the boy in school uniform actually nodded and said, "That's right, my name is Xiao Ming."

One is Xiaoguang and the other is Xiaoming. Their parents must have been careless when they chose their names, right?After this, if you really enter the society, why don't you catch a lot of people with the same name?

I shook my head and suddenly remembered another thing.

"By the way, did you put something in my place before?" I asked.

Xiao Ming gave a shy "hmm".

"After all, it doesn't seem very good to just leave after taking your things, so I left some gifts for you," he said.

"My brother is a coincidence." Xiaoguang added, "He used to take jobs online and make props for others."

Junior high school students make props... QAQ I am really a salted fish.

However, since he is so capable, I have a bold idea in my heart (*￣▽￣*)