Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

After careful consideration, I wrote down the top 25 things I most want to do in my notebook:

[-]. Go home with the zombies (if there is a chance)

[-]. Row a boat on the lake with zombies (the premise is to build a boat... I believe in the strength of zombies!)

[-]. Fly a kite with zombies (the premise is to make a kite that can fly. Still choose to believe him!)

[-]. Bury the time bottle with the zombie (as long as it is not buried under the peach tree...)

[-]. Go to the surrounding temples with the zombies (I think there must be temples in this deep mountain forest)

[-]. Swing with zombies (the premise is to make a swing, believe him! Believe him! Believe him!)

[-]. Go to the place where he once lived with the zombie (he should still remember where he lived before his death)

, Guess lantern riddles with zombies (although it may fail miserably)

[-]. Celebrate Qixi Festival with Zombies

[-]. Brew a jar of wine with zombies (I still want to drink on Chinese Valentine's Day next year)

[-]. Get drunk once with the zombie

[-]. Play hide-and-seek with zombies (although it is very naive, but I really want to play)

[-]. Draw pictures with zombies (for example, draw a portrait of each other)

[-]. Watch fireworks with zombies (next to it is a human base, which is a bit arrogant (*￣▽￣*) but write it down first)

[-]. Sing with zombies (never heard this guy sing! Seriously suspect he is tone deaf!)

[-]. Have a snowball fight with zombies (if it snows in winter)

[-]. Build a snowman with the zombie (emmm always thinks it will be that guy's personal showtime again)

[-]. Ice skating with zombies (this should be easy to achieve, as long as the temperature is low enough in winter, the lake should be able to freeze)

[-]. Explore the fun of men with zombies

[-]. Play a joke PK match with zombies (the one who laughs first loses)

21. Long Aotian PK match with the zombie

22. Go to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise with the zombie

23. Repel the bear children with the zombie (Looking through the previous diary, I feel so aggrieved every time I meet Xiaoguang QAQ can’t pamper him! Next time no matter what request he makes, I will refuse it! )

24. Go to enjoy the flowers with the zombie (as long as it is not peach blossom, he should not refuse)

25. Farm well with the zombie

"Look, I've written 25 things in one night, how about you?" I handed my own "event list" to the zombie and asked.

Zombie looked at my list seriously, didn't speak, but slowly frowned.

"Any questions?" I asked.

"Yes..." Zombie turned the list to me, "You do everything with me, so what if one day I'm not here?"

I was taken aback when I heard this.

To be honest, I really didn't think about it.

Except for the time when I first fled, since I became a zombie, the zombie and I have been inseparable almost like Siamese twins, so close that I sometimes forget that we are two independent individuals...

"Are you kidding, how could you not be here?!" Thinking of this possibility, I suddenly felt a little depressed, like a big rock was pressed, "Or do you want to leave me and run away?"

"I mean just in case, I've lived long enough, but I can't guarantee that I can still live so long..." said the zombie, "My weakness is too obvious, you saw it last time, even if It’s a child who can hold me down with a mahogany stick.”

"Then, then I won't let Xiaoguang come. QAQ will drive him away when he sees him." I don't know why, I was a little incoherent, "It just so happens that one of my wishes is 'repelling the bear children'."

The old corpse sighed faintly, and said: "It's not Xiaoguang's problem. That child has a good nature, but he is spoiled. But if you think about it carefully, if he can discover this, others might not be able to discover it."

What about OTZ, his tone made me think that he would rush to the street in the next second.so sad……

"If there is such a day, I will protect you!" I said, "Anyway, I'm not afraid of mahogany."

"But what if human beings come? I'm sure I can't leave the tomb and go with you. If you go away by yourself, you have to complete the things on the list by yourself." The old zombie paused. After a pause, he said again.

QAQ completed your little biscuit!You are no longer by my side, is there a meaning to this list?

Really, I was in a good mood, but let him screw it up (▔皮▔)

"Anyway, no one can say for sure what will happen in the future. Let's count it as a day." I muttered, "You still told me before, like our situation, live every day and earn every day."

The zombie didn't speak, and looked a little melancholy.

Did he remember something?

"Liuguangfeidu, things are different and people are different... You are right, who can say what will happen in the future?" The old zombie murmured, "It's just a day if you can live."

"What's wrong with you?" I still couldn't help asking the doubts in my heart.

This melancholy style of painting is not the zombie I am familiar with.

"I remembered something from the past..." the old zombie said, "I remember when I just woke up, grave robbers would come every now and then. Although they were a bit annoying, I didn't reject them. You may not believe me when you tell me, but I was looking forward to the visit of the tomb robbers for a while, even if I can’t talk to them, I don’t think it’s so boring to lie in the coffin and listen to them chatting ...but not long after, the tomb robbers stopped coming, obviously there are so many valuable things in the tomb."

"Because the country is cracking down on tomb robbery, you should be thankful." I tried to comfort me, "otherwise, according to their greedy character, your tomb will be emptied sooner or later. After all, didn't you yourself have almost been robbed by others?" Move away?"

The zombie smiled, and seemed to find that very interesting.

"There was a time when I was regarded as a mountain god. At that time, many people came to make wishes to me, and I would help if I could." The zombie looked into the distance, lost in memory, "By the way , I also helped people repair fences in the middle of the night, and repaired zombies and so on."

"Aren't you a zombie?" I felt a little strange, "You even clean up your own people? You are too ruthless."

"Well... To be precise, it is the corpse of the fraudulent corpse. It has no sense and thought at all, just wandering around like a walking corpse." The old zombie said, "Those guys are particularly hard-pressed, so I am most afraid that people in the village will come to me for promises." A similar desire."

"Then what would you like them to wish for you?" I asked.

"Of course it's about marriage." The old zombie said, "You don't have to do anything, just wait for the tribute to be collected."

Tsk tsk tsk, he doesn't have to do anything, and he can hear the explosive hexagrams and receive tributes, and he has caught up with all the good things!

"Well, it's a pity that after a few generations, the number of people worshiping the mountain god has become less and less, and this place has been completely deserted." The zombie said, "Every time, I thought they would be there forever, but The fact is..."

"That's because human beings have a limited lifespan. Maybe you think they spend a short time with you, but for them, that short time is their whole life." I said, "But it's me who is with you now. Don’t worry about it at all o(^▽^)o We are both magical creatures who came back from the dead, maybe I can outlive you.”

The zombie was stunned for a while, then smiled, patted my head, and said, "Thank you, it's great to have you here."

(*/ω＼*)Suddenly feel that the zombie is a bit handsome, what should I do?It's really been single for a long time, even looking at a dead body feels pretty.

"By the way, Xiaosang is now chasing rabbits in the bean field. Would you like to feed it with tomatoes?" I asked.

I have always believed that feeding is the most effective way to increase liking.

But the zombie seemed a little hesitant.

"Is it okay? Will it refuse to eat what I feed? It won't even be willing to let me hug it." He whispered.

Cut (￣_,￣) that little guy can be so backbone?Not to mention a zombie, even if Xiaoguang feeds it with tomatoes, it can wag its tail and move towards it to act cute.

But when it comes to tomatoes, another thing comes to mind.

"By the way, do you think it's strange? The two pots of tomatoes were soaked in the rain for a while before they died thoroughly, but this time it rained heavily, and the seedlings grew instead..." I asked.

"What's so strange about this?" The zombie replied casually, "The rain was black that time, but the rain this time is transparent."

"But the black rain also fell on the area where we were farming. Logically speaking, the toxin should have penetrated into the soil, and nothing can grow on that land. This is unscientific!" I said. .

Although subconsciously I feel that I should pretend that I don't know anything, but I have to say that this matter has really troubled me for a long time.

The old zombie was startled when he heard the words, touched my head, and said: "God has the virtue of loving life, and will always leave a way for people to survive."

"But……"

Before I could say anything, I was interrupted by the zombie.

"Okay, according to what you said, this place has been polluted by black rain, so the mushrooms that Xiaoguang and the others picked from the forest last time should also be poisonous. But do you think something happened after they ate it?"

"No." I shook my head, "but why?"

"It's all the 'feudal superstition' you call, I'll tell you about it when I have time. Now, there are more important things to do." The zombie raised a finger and put it on my lips, It was cool, but it made my face inexplicably hot.

"What's important?" I quickly pushed his hand aside and asked casually.

"Hey dog!" Zombie said cheerfully, it seemed that he was really looking forward to this matter.

This is strange, there are obviously tomatoes in the zombie's place, and he likes Xiaosang so much, how come he hasn't fed him once?

"Because all the tomatoes in my place are reserved for you." The zombie said.

Hmph (*/ω＼*) You want to flirt with me again, so I won't be tempted!

But having said that, I put Xiaosang in the field to drive away the hares. It was just my imagination. I didn’t expect it to be really effective. The hares didn’t even dare to approach it when they saw it, and they didn’t know what it did to others. something.

Hmm... Also, the old zombie got his wish licked by the little mourner, and now his IQ is offline, and he laughed like a fool next to me.

Although I don’t like Xiaoguang’s child very much, but he is right in saying that mental retardation is contagious ╮(╯▽╰)╭Zombie is such a smart person, he was licked by a silly dog, his IQ become like it...