Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Although this swing is different from what I imagined, it still satisfies my desire to swing.Logically speaking, it should be the zombie's turn this time, but he told me that his wish has been fulfilled.

"Which wish?" I was a little confused.

If I remember correctly, the old zombie seems to have written three wishes last time: one is to help me realize all my wishes;

The third wish has been fulfilled last time, so it doesn't count.And the first and second wishes are still far from being fulfilled... After all, I have only realized one wish until now, and the newly planted seeds have just sprouted.

Could it be that he added a new wish while I was away?

"I wanted to tell you about my new wish, but yesterday..." Zombie stopped talking halfway, and looked at me with a smile on his face, "Forget it, let's save some face for you."

=￣ω￣=It’s just the two of us here, and there are no outsiders, so just speak up.

And, was that my reason yesterday? !It's obvious that he swings too scary!

The swing in my mind should happen on a sunny morning, when the breeze swayed the surface of the lake and created layers of ripples, and I was sitting on the swing, holding a tomato in my hand, and admiring it while eating Lakes and mountains.

And his operation yesterday was obviously a thrilling project in an amusement park. QAQ is still the kind without protective measures. If you are not careful, you will be thrown into the lake.

"But we used to play like this." Zombie muttered in a low voice, "Even if it's different from what you imagined, but your performance is too exaggerated, right? The whole person is hanging on me, and hugging me Don't let go."

(▔皮▔) He said this as if I was an idiot, rushing to embrace him.I was obviously frightened and stiff, okay?

"The next time you want to do such a thrilling exercise, tell me, let me have a mental preparation." I said dissatisfied, "Think about it differently, if I poke you with a peach stick while you are not paying attention , are you afraid?"

"Okay... next time play according to your way." Zombie said, "But what's the point of swinging like this, we didn't even play like little girls at that time."

"I'm getting old, and I can't stand such exciting gameplay." I replied casually.

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I felt something was wrong.

Sure enough, the zombie was stunned when he heard the words, and said: "According to calculations, I should be older than you."

"Well, that's right." I said, "So you shouldn't play like that more than me. What if you accidentally get hurt? It's a cultural relic that is hundreds of years old. You must be conscious of being a cultural relic and take care of yourself. "

"Oh." Zombie nodded half-understood, "Listen to you."

After a while, he suddenly smiled, and said: "But having said that, you were so scared at the time, you didn't choose to hug the swing, but you chose to hug me... You are not afraid that I didn't catch you, so I took you with me." Tossed into the lake?"

Yes (⊙o⊙) It's strange to say, my mind went blank at the time, and hugging the zombie was a subconscious reaction.

"I'll take a backrest if I fall into the lake." I glared at the zombie and said.

"Oh." The zombie gave me a meaningful look, but didn't speak.

_Is this guy so narcissistic that he thinks I like him?I don't hate him though...

"By the way, what is your new wish?" I was a little curious.

"What do you think?" Zombie asked back.

OTZ hates this kind of question the most, if I can guess it, will I still ask him?

But think about it, we didn't seem to do anything other than swinging that day.Because the way he was swinging was too rough, I was taken aback. I lifted the dead body on the spot, hung on his body, and was taken back to the grave by him.

Could it be that his wish is to hug and hold me high?But last night, I didn't kiss and hold high...

Wait, this direction seems a bit confusing OTZ

Think about the normal way... Could it be that he deliberately wanted to scare me into a dead body? !

The more I thought about it, the more I realized it was possible, so I stretched out my fist and hit the zombie.

The old zombie looked at me in a daze, as if he didn't understand why I did this.

Could it be that I guessed wrong?

The zombie fell silent after hearing my thoughts, then smiled wryly, and said, "Sure enough, there is still a generation gap... Actually, I just want to make a bed."

I thought about the size of the swing. Although it is quite big, it is still a bit reluctant to call it a bed.Besides, doesn't he have a coffin?What bed do you want?

"Because it's useful...Although Xiaosang can also guard the fields, the little guy is used to being wild after all. It's okay for a day or two, but it may not be quiet after a long time. What's more, we took away its last two days ago. My favorite toy, I guess it will have to hold grudges for a few days." The old zombie said, "I have a strong corpse, and living things generally don't dare to approach it, so I can just guard the field here."

I couldn't quite believe what I was hearing.

Aren't zombies unwilling to leave their graves?How did you change your mind?

"In order to fulfill our wish." Zombie laughed lightly, "Since you entrusted me with farming, I can't let you down, can I?"

QAQ's zombie like this is so handsome!Call for him!

"I'll help too." I said, "I don't need to sleep anyway, we can watch the night together."

"But the swing is only so big... Is it possible to stack Arhats?" The zombie joked.

I knew he had no other intentions, but I couldn't help thinking wrong after reading all kinds of colorful books.

"Who, who wants to be stacked with you! Don't be so lazy to be a corpse, what's the matter with lying down all day, just sit!" I said, "Anyway, you are also a reader, so don't think so dirty, okay? good?"

"Why am I dirty..." the zombie murmured.

After a while, his expression suddenly became a little subtle, and he seemed to have reacted.

"Don't think too much, I didn't mean that." He explained with some embarrassment.

"Hmm." I replied in a low voice.

Then, the atmosphere became more awkward.

"By the way, what are we going to do later?" Zombie asked.

His tone had returned to normal, but he still lowered his head, not daring to look at me.

Speaking of it, this guy seems to be very shy every time this topic is involved, no wonder he is a senior magician (*￣▽￣*)

"Wait a minute..." I thought for a while, and said, "Anyway, the container was found, do you want to bury the time bottle?"

"Okay." The old zombie nodded and said, "But where is it buried?"

"Bury it in a recognizable place, so as not to forget the location after a while." I said.

But looking around, there seems to be nothing that can be used as a mark.There are trees everywhere, and every tree looks the same.

"How about burying it under the swing?" The zombie suggested.

I agreed without hesitation.

Is there anything more romantic in this world than sitting on the swing of your dreams?

So, I went back to his tomb with Zombie, each preparing to set up a time bottle.

"Speaking of which, you've been living with me more than you've been in the cave recently, do you want to consider moving here?" the zombie asked.

This is not the first time he has asked me this question.In fact, he asked me this way when I first arrived here, but I had just completed the conversion from a human to a zombie, and I was afraid of him as an inhuman creature, so I rejected him and chose to move away from the tomb. Living in a cave not far or near.

The idea at the time was that in case this guy was malicious, this distance was enough for me to leave time to run.But after gradually getting acquainted with the zombie, the advantage at the beginning turned into a disadvantage.Every time I look for him, I have to walk a long way OTZ

"I'll think about it." I said.

Although I still agree with this proposal in my heart, but after all, we are living together, so it is better to think more about it.

The zombie didn't force me to make a decision, so he nodded and didn't say anything more.

Next it's time to prepare the contents of the time bottle.I have a lot of ideas in my mind, but I don't know what to write when they fall on the pen.

"Zombie, how long did you set for the time bottle?" I asked.

"Hmm... a Jiazi." The zombie said.

"Sixty years is a bit long, isn't it? I'm afraid I won't be able to wait that long." I said, "How about a five-year plan? After five years, let's dig this one up and bury a new one."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." The zombie said.

He agreed with my idea again, without raising any objections at all.

Speaking of it, he seems to have always acted according to my ideas. Even if I said something that he didn't quite agree with, he would try his best to help me achieve it.

Why is he so nice to me?Or is he just as nice to everyone else?

"I don't know why, but when I see you, I can't help but want to take care of you, fulfill your wishes, and give you the best." The zombie thought for a while and said, "Probably this is Grandpa's love."

Grandpa's love... what do you mean? !

(▔皮▔) Although according to seniority, he is indeed from my wife, wife, and grandpa’s generation, but this guy was only in his twenties when he died, about my age, and from a certain point of view, we are also considered peer.

"What about Xiao Guang? Based on his age, he should be more in line with your position as a great-grandson." I said.

"That child is too impolite. The first meeting not only hurt my body, but also my heart. I don't have such a great-grandson, even if he calls me grandpa." The zombie said, "Xiao Ming Not bad, but he is Xiaoguang's real brother... so let's forget it."

=￣ω￣=Speaking of which, shouldn’t I be deeply honored to be his good grandson?