Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Due to various considerations, we finally decided to go with those people.

But I don't know if it was because they were afraid that we would run away. No matter what we did, those people would follow us like a tail, and they called it "protection".

(▔皮▔) Protect what? Protect? !If you want me to say, keeping them away from me is the greatest protection for me!

But soon I learned their intentions. These guys let us enter the base not so much for safety, but because of our little wealth.

It was agreed to just take a look and come back if you are not satisfied.

But those people followed me all the way to the door of the house, and started to move things without saying a word, even the wooden sticks Xiaosang usually used to bite and play...

"Are you... poor?" I couldn't bear it anymore and asked.

Seriously, I feel like those guys could scrape all the moss out of my hole if I don't talk.

"If you want to survive in the last days, you must be good at collecting various resources." One of the people in the group said to me, "You are going to live in the base anyway, and it would be a waste to keep these things here."

Hehe=￣ω￣=It is a waste of resources if private items are not handed over to the organization?Is there any reason? !

And I haven't agreed to join them yet...

I wanted to argue with them, but out of fear of humans, when my eyes met theirs, I couldn't say a word of rebuttal, I could only murmur: "You can do whatever you want."

Fortunately, there was nothing valuable in my hole, except that I had some pain when the two pots of tomatoes were removed, but everything else was fine.

But what about zombies?There are many good things in his tomb. If these people can see it, they have to be emptied?

Sure enough, after making sure there was nothing to move in my cave, they set their sights on the zombie.

"Lead the way, we will help you carry your luggage." Those people said.

I suddenly felt a little distressed for the zombie.

Hundreds of years of family property, is it just gone?

"I live here too." The zombie said after glancing at them.

Obviously, he didn't want these people to enter his tomb.

"It's just a few things for two people to live together?" Maybe he felt that his tone was not very good, the man paused, and then continued, "You don't have to worry that the base will ignore you after they take your things, and they will naturally share them when they get to the place. Give you what you need."

It is true to say so, but why do I feel that this base is unreliable after hearing what he said? OTZ

"But I really don't have anything." Zombie said innocently, "You see, I fled to this wretched place before I even had time to return the crew's clothes..."

"If you don't have any family background, how did you survive for so long? Just relying on these two pots of tomatoes?" One of the people who looked very difficult to mess with asked, "And your weapons? You can't go all the way with your bare hands. Did you call?"

I subconsciously hid behind the zombie.In a way, this guy is telling the truth, but I know he doesn't believe it.

The zombie didn't speak, and looked at each other indifferently.

At this time, the person who smoothed things over stood up again and said, "Okay, everyone will be partners in the future, so let's take a step back."

"But, Brother Jiang..." The man who seemed to be very difficult to provoke seemed to want to say something more, but was stopped by this "Brother Jiang".

"Okay, I know you have a straight temper, but it's easy to create a gap in the hearts of new friends." After talking to the man, Brother Jiang turned to us, stretched out his right hand, and said, "My name is Jiang Hai, and I belong to Xiao Guang and Xiao Ming. Father."

Is this man the father of the bear child?I took a sneak peek at the man.

Although his appearance was unremarkable, it was as if there were knives hidden in this man's eyes, and a glance at him made people shudder involuntarily.

I have a feeling that although this guy is amiable now, once there is a conflict, he will definitely blow my head off without hesitation.

"Don't be afraid." The old zombie held my hand and said softly, "I'm here."

QAQ blamed him for not having anything to say about meeting a human being. Has this been fulfilled?Now we not only have to take this trip, but we are still being pressed by others... Life is hard.

Jiang Hai's hand was hanging in the air, but neither I nor Zombie held it.

He withdrew his hand in embarrassment, and said with a smile, "Aren't you two going to introduce yourself?"

=￣ω￣=Is there anything else to introduce, self-reporting that we are not human?Courting death...

"I'm Jiang Shi." The zombie said, "He's Shen Congxin."

"What occupation did the two of you have before?" Jiang Hai asked again, "Don't be nervous, we have no malicious intentions, but just want to create a simple file for the two of you."

"What's the use of files?" I asked casually.

Before Jiang Hai could answer, the guy who looked very difficult to mess with gave me a provocative look and said, "Of course it's for checking the corpses when you trash fish die."

Miscellaneous fish... are you referring to me and the zombie?

I thought I would be angry, but my heart was calm and I even wanted to laugh.

At that time he will know who is the real miscellaneous fish_

October 9, the first year of zombies

light rain

It may be because of some unhappiness before departure, Jiang Hai kept chatting with us on the way to the human base, trying to liven up the atmosphere.

In order not to let him go too far, Zombie and I also talked to him from time to time, and learned a lot of useful information after going back and forth.

The three people who came to us this time are the elite squad of the human base. Generally speaking, they are responsible for the work that is dangerous.

"What's the danger in coming to us?" I asked pretending to be stupid. "Is there something terrible here?"

The man who seemed difficult to get along with sneered, and said, "I've lived in this place for so long, and I don't even know anything? You two are really lucky."

=￣ω￣=Of course I know what there is, and I know much more than them.

Having said that, this person is really annoying, and I have never provoked him, why does this guy target me everywhere?

"There's no way, life is so big." Seeing me slumped, the old zombie said in a leisurely manner, "Not only are we living well, but we have also planted a field."

The man was blocked for a moment and couldn't speak. After a while, he blushed and said thickly: "Is farming a big deal?"

"Yes." The old zombie said, "Anyway, you are out of food, and we still have stock."

"You!" The man glared at the zombie, as if he wanted to make a move, but he hesitated for a moment, and put down his hand resentfully.

(⊙o⊙) This is strange, I thought there would definitely be violence...

The zombie saw my confusion, touched my head, and said, "Don't worry, I'm here."

"Why is he a little afraid of you?" I asked in a low voice, "What did you do to him? Did you cast an illusion on him?"

"You really think I'm an archmage..." Zombie said helplessly, "I don't have that ability, at most I can make a small fireball."

"That's enough to scare people." I muttered softly.

Originally, it was just a casual remark, but the zombie actually smiled and said, "I think so too."

He thought so too?What's the meaning?

"Do you still remember that time you went to Taolin to help me find something?" Seeing me nodding, the zombie said again, "I was afraid that you would have an accident, so I planned to meet you near the human base. Unfortunately, I I ran into their patrol team, and the leader of it is this annoying guy, what seems to be called... Zhang Yan?"

Hearing the zombie call his name, the man turned his head and glanced at us, but didn't speak.

It seems that Zombie remembers correctly, this guy is called Zhang Yan (*￣▽￣*)

"And then?" I asked impatiently.

Judging by Zhang Yan's attitude towards us, something interesting must have happened at that time.

"Actually, I don't really know what happened. It's probably because this guy wanted to blackmail me, and then he was scared to death by my little fireball." The old zombie said, "By the way, the person who doesn't care about the environment is also him. .”

"Don't care for the environment?" I think this stalk is a bit familiar, but I can't remember it for a while.

"It's popping chrysanthemums..." the old zombie said, "Didn't you say that popping chrysanthemums means destroying the environment? I heard this word from him."

I tried to be serious, but couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahahahahaha, that's right, it means destroying the natural environment." I said, "But don't say this word in public next time, it will have a bad influence."

"Oh." The zombie nodded half-understanding, and didn't say anything more.

I originally wanted to ask him whether this annoying Zhang Yan was above or below, but seeing his bewildered expression, I probably couldn't find anything to ask, so I simply gave up.

Alas ╮(╯▽╰)╭ It seems that digging hexagrams is still up to you.

"Cut, isn't he just a magician? What are you pulling?" Zhang Yan seemed a little uncomfortable seeing our eyes drifting towards him from time to time, turned his head awkwardly, and muttered, "If it's really head-to-head, whoever wins It’s not guaranteed to lose.”

"Then take care of your gun first, and make sure there are bullets in it next time you want to use it." Zombie glanced at him and joked, "Otherwise, if you encounter something indescribable , you don’t even know how you died.”

Wow (☆_☆) This is the first time I find that the zombie speaks so sharply.

"A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands." Zombie said, "It is the basic quality of a literati to completely defeat the opponent in terms of words."

Is this how a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands?But I feel that what Zombie said makes sense...

All in all, it may be because the zombie is by my side, I feel that I am not so afraid of the human base, and I even faintly start to look forward to it (*￣▽￣*) I don’t know if Xiaoguang sees me What kind of expression will it be? According to Jiang Hai, this little guy seems to have no idea that we are going to the human base.