Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Zombie is not a person who likes to cause trouble for himself, why would he agree to help Jiang Hai farm?

I wanted to ask him, but that guy kept a distance of more than three meters from me all the way, and I could only talk to him by shouting.

(▔炸▔) Didn’t I just sit in the medicine shed for a while?Even if the smell of mahogany is on my body, it shouldn't be too heavy. Is it necessary to avoid me like a plague god?

I consciously quickened my pace, the zombie seemed startled for a moment, but quickly adjusted its rhythm to keep up with me, still keeping a distance of about three meters from me, and followed me silently without saying a word the whole time.

This guy really has a big heart, he didn't ask me where I was going, isn't he afraid that I will sell him?

Before we knew it, we had stepped out of the scope of the human base and came to a clearing.

I felt that the scenery here was a bit familiar, and it took me a long time to remember that this was the place where the zombie and I used to pick mugwort leaves... It was not long ago, but now I recall it, it feels like a world away.

"What are you thinking about?" Zombie patted my head and asked, "I just promised to help open up wasteland, so I can't wait to come to inspect the site?"

The zombie's voice suddenly sounded in my ears, which startled me, and my feet became unsteady, and I accidentally staggered and pushed the zombie to the ground.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little subtle, I was stunned, and the zombie was also stunned. No one knew what happened just now.

QAQ How to explain this?I said I didn't do it on purpose, I just slipped my hand and accidentally pushed him to the ground, would he believe it?

"You..." The zombie opened his mouth, as if he wanted to ask something.

In order to cover up my embarrassment, I simply did not do anything, imitating the actor of an idol drama, and gave the zombie a thud.

Well, it seems that I should say some domineering lines next.For example, this piece of land has already been contracted by me...

"You can't escape this time." I said with a wicked smile, "I have already contracted this land."

OTZ's lines are correct, why do you feel ashamed when you say them? !Sure enough, idol dramas are harmful...

Logically speaking, I should be looking into the zombie's eyes affectionately now, but because of what I said just now, I was so shy that I wanted to find a crack in the ground and didn't dare to look at him.

At this time, I suddenly felt the zombie's arms around my waist, and then he whispered softly in my ear: "It turns out that you planned it in advance, I thought you just slipped under your feet, no Carefully push me down."

"Dang, of course it's impossible to slip!" I muttered in a low voice, feeling terribly guilty.

QAQ doesn't tell the truth, as an ancient man with high EQ from a big family, how could he be so unruly?

Also, since he is the one below, why does he put his arms around my waist?In this way, I can't even think about it, and I have no initiative at all!

"Boy, you're blushing." Zombie said with a light smile.

Nonsense, I don't have such a thing as blood circulation for a long time, how could I blush, liar!

However, even though I knew he wasn't telling the truth, I subconsciously turned my face away.

"Don't talk about me, why did you agree to Jiang Hai's farming? Don't you hate humans?" I asked.

"I have never hated humans, but because you don't like them, I rarely deal with them." The zombie said, "As for Jiang Hai, it's a long story, do you know who Jiang Hai is? ?”

"He is the father of Xiao Ming and Xiao Guang, and the founder of the base. He was a soldier before." I told Zombie what I knew.

However, the zombie smiled and said: "Although these identities are also very powerful, they are not enough to persuade me to help him."

_Really, it's a fool's errand at such a time.

However, although I was a little upset, I still asked cooperatively: "Then why?"

"Before I heard that his surname was Jiang, and he was a local, I already had doubts. I didn't expect that I guessed it right." The zombie said, "Jiang Hai also has Xiao Ming and Xiao Guang, if there are no accidents. , should be regarded as my direct descendants."

What?Zombies actually have offspring!Isn't he an old bachelor who was single until his death? !

"Of course I have no offspring, but he is in the same line as me, so he should be a cousin." Zombie said, "In our cognition, as long as it is in the same line, it is considered a direct lineage."

I don't know the rules for their recognition of relatives, but knowing that Jiang Hai is not the real descendant of Zombie, I am inexplicably relieved.

"So, Xiaoguang was right when he called you Grandpa." I said, "It seems that you also have the gene of a bear child in your blood."

"In fact, logically speaking, I should be regarded as his ancestor. We have a lot of family members, so my generation itself is old. Even though I was only in my twenties when I died, someone already called me grandpa at that time." The old zombie said, "Also, that mischievous temperament will definitely not follow me! According to me, it is Xiao Ming who has perfectly inherited our family's gentle, refined and ingenious blood."

I always feel that although this guy is praising Xiao Ming on the surface, he is actually praising himself in different ways.

"But how did I hear that Xiao Ming followed his mother? It doesn't seem to have much to do with your genes." I looked at the zombie and said innocently, "On the contrary, there are some things about Jiang Hai and Xiao Guang. It’s a lineage.”

"Maybe Jiang Hai married his own sister?" Zombie said unwillingly.

=￣ω￣=This guy is so naive, doesn’t he know that marriage between close relatives is against the law?Although this kind of thing didn't seem to be uncommon in their time.

"It's also possible that it's inherited from another generation." The old zombie muttered in a low voice.

It seems that he still has some special affection for his blood.

"It should be like this." While talking, I imitated Zombie's usual appearance and patted his head.

(*￣▽￣*) It is obviously a corpse, how can his hair be so smooth?It's still so long.I really want to braid his hair...

But having said that, I didn't expect that hundreds of years have passed, and the zombie can still recognize his descendants. How did he do it?

Anyway, I can't even recognize my grandparents. As for my great-grandfather, I only know a few sporadic names.

"He mentioned the Jiang family's old house." Zombie said, "What's more, he mentioned our family motto."

"But I also know your family precepts. Is it possible that I am also from your family?" I laughed.

"I don't take advantage of you either. If you are willing to enter my Jiang family's door, kneel down and call me grandpa, I will recognize you as a grandson." Zombie said half-jokingly, "You are not bad, If you really count by seniority, I have to be from your ancestors."

"No, I'm not happy to suddenly become a junior from an ordinary generation." I said.

The zombie looked at me, sighed suddenly, and said, "Your peer...if only you were a girl. You look pretty good, and you can barely be my daughter-in-law."

Although I knew he was joking, I was inexplicably shy.

"Who will be your daughter-in-law! Where can you do it?" I joked, "If you can't satisfy me, aren't you afraid that I will think about climbing the wall every day?"

"As courageous as you are, you are afraid of everything. You probably have to sneak home in fright before you take two steps outside." The zombie also laughed, "Besides, you haven't tried it, how do you know I can't do it?"

Wait, this isn't a kindergarten-bound car!I want to get off!

"Seriously, how did you get to know Jiang Hai successfully?" I stopped the car in time and asked the original question.

"It's mainly because of the family training." The zombie said, "Although according to what you said, there may be people who are not from our Jiang family who know the family training, but most of them say it as a joke. Only the Jiang family , When you say that, there will be an indescribable sense of vicissitudes."

"What's the reason?" I asked.

Judging by the tone of a sentence to determine whether it is one of us, this method is really casual...

"Jiang's family has undergone brutal and inhumane training, and they have firmly engraved these words on their souls." The old zombie said, "Even people like me who have given up art halfway and turned to literature can feel this sentence." heavy."

Hmm=￣ω￣=It feels quite heavy to hear him say that, but Jiang Hai has never received similar training. For him, those long-ago events should only be regarded as family stories, right?

"Ahem, of course, there is one more thing... Although it's not very important, let's talk about it. That is, Jiang Hai actually knew of my existence, and said he would worship me when he had time O(∩_∩)O I didn't expect After hundreds of years, someone still remembers me, he must be my descendant!" When he said this, the zombie had a happy expression on his face, and his IQ continued to decline at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Although he tried to pretend not to care at all when he said it, I think the latter should be the main reason why he determined Jiang Hai's identity.

"Does Jiang Hai know that you are the ancestor he wants to worship?" I asked.

"I don't know." The zombie said, "But the two of us made an appointment to go to my grave to burn paper money for me on the Ghost Festival."

Burn paper money for yourself?Sounds a little weird.

But seeing the expectant expression on Zombie's face, let him go, as long as he is happy.

Since both of us are corpses, we won't feel numbness in our hands and feet, so we just kept embracing and chatting naturally, without feeling anything wrong at all.

Until Zhang Yan's patrol came to our neighborhood...

"You, you, what are you doing?! In broad daylight, the sky is bright, and you are actually fighting in the wild here!" Zhang Yan said, "At any rate, pay attention to the impact, and wait until it gets dark."

I know that Zhang Yan must have misunderstood, but the explanation is not clear.

Could it be that I accidentally pushed the zombie down, and then we kept this posture for pure chatting.Will he believe it?

Anyway, think about it differently, I won't believe it...

QAQZombie, return my innocence!