Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

After the unremitting efforts of the zombies and me, we finally worked out a general plan that can solve the current problems of the base.

Based on the summarization of information from various sources, we found that the reason why the base became what it is today is not only due to the shortage of food, but more importantly, the lack of unity among people.

And the first thing we have to do is to set a goal for them, so that they can rekindle their desire for life!

"Those people don't know how they would feel if they knew that their 'survival plan' was made by two corpses." The old zombie said, "And listening to Jiang Hai and the others, it seems that the situation outside is not that humans are rounding up zombies. It's zombies killing humans."

"Yeah! That scene was bloody and brutal. Just passing by, the blood splashed all over my face." I recalled all the things when I first became a zombie, and I couldn't help but shudder.

"If that's the case, then why did you run away in the first place?" Zombie asked, "You are obviously a predator, right? Humans should be afraid of you. Why are you afraid of humans instead?"

"A predator? Do you think I look like me?" I asked back, "When did you see me bite someone with my teeth bared?"

"It's true... The zombies Jiang Hai described to me are irrational at all, they are completely crazy walking dead." The zombie said, "Could it be that you zombies are divided into many different types?"

"Maybe... I haven't dealt with other zombies much, and those guys look scary." I said, "But no matter how you classify, I must be the most advanced kind."

"Why did you say that?" Zombie asked.

"According to the routine in the book, zombies with IQ like me basically have to be at the level of the zombie king. The kind that can order the whole corpse with a yell." The more I talked, the more excited I was, and I slapped the coffin and stood up, "Is there any?" Feel my arrogance?"

"King Qi? I feel that you can live in this state for a long time." The zombie said.

(▔皮▔) What kingly air?This guy must have done it on purpose!

What I'm talking about is obviously the domineering spirit of the king, referred to as the king's domineering spirit.

After hearing my explanation, the zombie couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Don't laugh!" I yelled at him with some shame, "You haven't seen other zombies, so you don't know how advanced I am."

"But your temperament really doesn't look like a king." The old zombie said, "And you just said that other zombies are disgusting... Sorry, I can't imagine how you order zombies."

=￣ω￣=Don’t talk about him, I can’t even imagine that scene myself.I feel that if there are really a group of zombies willing to obey me, the first order I give must be as far away from me as possible. It is best not to see them again in my life.

"However, if you really have the ability, you can let the zombies help you plant the land. The corpses won't feel tired, and the zombies are relatively flexible, making them perfect laborers." The old zombie paused, Said, "Of course, if they live in peace and order and don't make trouble, I won't let them do it for nothing. I can give you tomatoes as wages. If there are other incentives, they can be added later..."

The old zombie was still chattering.

In a daze, I seemed to see the two characters "Landlord" appearing on his head.

Tsk tsk, the evil feudal society!

"Just thinking about it, I feel that life is beautiful! Coward, when can you call a group of zombies to help?" Zombie looked at me expectantly and asked.

OTZ I just made up a setting for myself, does this guy take it seriously?And we are helping the human base now, what's the matter with calling a group of zombies?

"When you awaken more than two spells, I will probably be able to command zombies." I patted his shoulder and said solemnly.

The zombie froze for a moment, and asked subconsciously, "Surju... how to awaken it? No, why should I awaken Shufa?"

"Of course I helped with farming! If you unlock the ability of the wood element, maybe with a wave of your hand, the plants in the field will grow well." I said, "The ability of the earth element is also good. Can build a small house…”

"But I'm not a mage, hitting a fireball is already my limit." Zombie said helplessly.

Well, the topic has been successfully changed O(∩_∩)O I'm such a genius!

"Well, that's a pity," I said with mock regret.

"By the way, you said earlier that you want to prepare a target for the people at the base. What is this target?" I asked.

"Nature is something that can resonate with them." The zombie said, "Think about it, what can make them unite?"

I suddenly thought of what Xiao Ming said before.

Could it be that the old zombie wants to lure the zombies in the city?But if the operation is not good, it will kill people!I don't know if those zombies will really listen to me...

"You're thinking wrong." The zombie said, "Although I don't know exactly what you're thinking, but judging by your expression, I don't think I'm thinking the same thing."

"Then what are you thinking?" I asked.

"Nature is food." The zombie said, "But this goal is too small, and it needs to be expanded."

Expand the food a bit...survive?

But just living for the sake of being alive seems a bit too negative, if you turn it into a positive statement...

"How about establishing a new civilization in the last days?" I suggested, "It sounds like a century-old plan at least."

"It's good, but isn't this goal a little too big? It seems difficult to resonate with people." The zombie said.

"Then make a compromise and change it to build a prosperous, democratic, civilized, and harmonious base in the last days." I said.

"That's good, write it down first." The zombie said while writing something in the notebook.

I suddenly discovered that although the zombie is using a ballpoint pen, he is still holding the brush in the same way as a brush.

"Don't you feel awkward holding the pen like this?" I asked.

"Ah?" Zombie was a little dazed, apparently he didn't expect that I would suddenly pop up such a question, "I don't think so, is there something wrong with the way I hold the pen?"

"I can't say it's wrong, but that's the way you hold a brush. This kind of pen should be held like this." As I spoke, I pulled the pen out of the zombie's hand and used the correct pen-holding posture. Grab your pen and show it to him.

"This kind of pen should be held like this, and the water will flow more smoothly when you use it." I said, "Try it."

The zombie didn't take the pen, but held my hand instead.

"You, what are you doing?!" My tongue suddenly became stiff for some reason, and I stuttered when I uttered these three simple words.

"Are you sure you are holding a pen?" said the zombie, "This is obviously the way to hold a carving knife!"

Oh, it turns out that his focus is here...

I don't know why, but I feel a little lost in my heart.

"Then you can use the method of holding a carving knife to hold the pen." I said, and then put the pen back into his hand.

"Oh." Zombie replied, and then took the pen in my hand exactly as I did before.

"Try writing two words." I said.

"Okay." The zombie said.

However, instead of writing, he drew a circular totem.

"What is this?" I thought this pattern was familiar, but I couldn't remember where I saw it.

"Our family's totem." The zombie said, "As long as it is something that my family handles, there will be such a mark on it."

"Similar to quality assurance?" I said, "As long as you see this mark, you know it is a qualified product."

"That's probably what it means." The old zombie said, "Like the swing I made last time, and Xiaosang's kennel, I carved this mark on it."

I finally know where the familiarity of my eyes came from.But why is he telling me this?

"You have taken my surname, so I naturally want to tell you more about the family affairs." The zombie said.

Who gave her last name? !

(▔皮▔) It was obviously a momentary mistake of mine, I forgot that he could rub fire balls!

"It doesn't count that time, you have to use the normal method to catch a rabbit once, otherwise how can it be popularized in the base?" I said.

Although I said righteous words on the surface, I was actually a little guilty.

After all, no matter from which point of view, my statement seems to be cheating.

It was just a joke before, zombies shouldn't take it too seriously OTZ

"Okay, what you said makes sense. Do you want to bet again?" Zombie asked.

I had a vague premonition, but I still asked, "What are you betting on?"

"I use the normal method to catch a rabbit once. If I catch it, you will have my last name." The old zombie said.

How obsessed is OTZ with my surname with him...

Could it be that when he saw Jiang Hai, he felt unwilling to think that he would die without keeping one?

"Yes, yes. But it's okay, I won't be your son, let alone your grandson." I said, "It must be of the same generation!"

The zombie happily agreed.

I finally feel relieved.

Since they are of the same generation, no matter how bad they are, they can be a younger brother.Zombie is usually so kind to me, it seems that it is not difficult to accept him as a brother.

Moreover, without using the small fire ball, I really don't believe that he can catch the rabbit so easily!

This season, there are rabbits all over the mountains and plains, and the zombies and I quickly found our first target.

"How are you going to kill it?" I asked in a low voice, "Do you need me to cover?"

"You just stay here and don't move," said the zombie.

Then, he picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at the rabbit without even aiming.

╮(╯▽╰)╭He is so careless, it's no wonder he can hit a rabbit!

I was not optimistic about Zombie's attempt, but soon, I was slapped in the face by reality.

The stone seemed weak, but it landed straight on the rabbit's head, knocking the rabbit unconscious...

"The meat of the rabbit is easy to spoil after it dies. It's better to knock it out and take it back, and let them handle it when they get to the base." Zombie explained.

I understand and agree with his approach, but that's not the point!

I witnessed the whole process of the zombie hitting the rabbit with a stone, and I can even see the trajectory of the stone in the air, but I have no idea how he did it!

OTZ this must be metaphysics...

"I remember explaining this to you before." The old zombie said, "Before you came, I had been alone for hundreds of years, and I had nothing to do. Even the lake was filled with stones to make it smaller. Don’t talk about rabbits, even if it’s a bird on the ground, I’m sure I’ll throw a stone and kill it.”

Letting the zombies farm before is definitely a waste of talent. This guy has clearly awakened the soul of the true hunter king!

According to this development, I think that in time, this guy will be able to practice the stunt of picking leaves, flying flowers and killing people invisible in the midst of boredom!This is definitely more suitable for life-saving than his little fire ball!

The zombie asked me why I was kneeling, but I didn't speak, I just wanted to worship the boss quietly.