Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Ever since I discovered the faces in the tomb, I suddenly feel that the place we live in seems to have become strange, and there is a lingering weird atmosphere everywhere.

Just like feeling countless gazes in the tomb, it is the feeling of being stared at by someone from all directions.

Could it be...

Thinking of this, I stood still and looked around carefully.

Right next to me grew a tree covered with human faces, big and small.Not a real human face, but cracks in the epidermis that look like this.Where there are holes are eyes, some faces look angry, some faces look crying, all kinds of faces.

Of course, it is not only the skin of trees that can see human faces.The puddles on the ground, the petals of flowers, the patterns on the surface of insects, the leaves that fell from the trees... everything seems to have a human face.

What's more frightening is that I have a feeling that the eyes of these faces are staring at me, showing a begging look, as if they want to ask me to help with something.

If it was before, I definitely wouldn't take it seriously.

But now, my existence, the existence of the zombies, and the existence of the black rain itself are not things that can be explained by science.

Maybe these faces that appear out of nowhere really want to tell me something?

Moreover, I always feel that the appearance of human faces has an inseparable relationship with zombies.

I settled down and stared at a certain pattern endlessly.

I felt like I was meeting the eyes of that "human face", and I could feel what it was trying to tell me, but I couldn't communicate with it on a deeper level.

Maybe I chose the wrong pattern, and the expressive ability of this pattern is not good?

I thought so, and moved my eyes to another pattern.

However, before I had time to have a deeper communication with this pattern, Xiaoguang's voice came from my ear.

"Brother Shen, so you are here, why didn't you come yesterday?" He asked.

I could hear every word he said, and I could see him getting closer and closer to me.But somehow, his voice sounded very far away, as if it came from another world.

After that, my eyes were plunged into darkness, and I couldn't remember anything...

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

When I woke up again, I had already returned to the tomb of the zombie.

I struggled to sit up, feeling dizzy and unable to remember what had happened.

"Are you awake? Feeling better?" someone asked.

At the same time, a hand reached out and ruffled my hair.

I raised my head suddenly, and as expected, the face of the zombie came into my eyes.

For a while, I couldn't tell what mood I was in.

happy to see him;

glad that he is still alive;

Feel aggrieved that he left himself out in the cold for so long...

But with so many emotions, there is only one sentence left on the lips.

"You're fine, that's great!"

"I'm sorry for making you worry." The zombie said, "I didn't expect such a thing to happen."

"What happened?" I asked.

For a moment, all kinds of things that happened after the zombie was locked in the coffin came to my mind again.

I want to ask him many, many things.For example, what happened to those human face graphics?Another example is why he was locked in his own coffin?

However, before the zombie could answer me, Xiaoguang's voice came over.

"That...Master Mountain God, Brother Shen, has he returned to normal?"

It was only then that I noticed that besides me and the zombie, there were other people in the tomb, and they were squatting in the corner of the tomb at the moment, looking at us timidly with expressions of fear on their faces.Xiaoguang is also among them, with the same expression as them.

This is strange, but it is easy for others to understand. After all, it is the first time to have close contact with non-human creatures, and fear is inevitable.But this is not the first time Xiaoguang has met us, and it can even be said that he is quite familiar with him. Why does he have this expression?

This doesn't fit his personality as a brat!

"Xiaoguang, come here." I beckoned to Xiaoguang.

Xiaoguang hesitated for a moment, then stood up slowly, walked towards me, and finally stopped at a position about half a meter away from me.

"Don't worry, he's fine." The zombie said.

"It's all right? What do you mean? Did something go wrong with me?" I asked.

"Good boy, it's nothing serious." Zombie said, patting me lightly.

Xiaoguang's expression became a little subtle in an instant, he hesitated to speak.

"Xiao Guang, you can speak boldly." I said, "You are no longer an outsider, why are you being polite!"

"You...really don't remember anything?" Xiaoguang asked cautiously.

I recalled it carefully, and it seems that there was indeed a memory gap yesterday, and the time was after meeting Xiaoguang.

"What happened?" I asked.

"You have become a zombie." Xiao Guang said.

"I'm a zombie, didn't you already know that?" I said.

"It's different... I don't know why yesterday, but you suddenly rushed towards us like crazy, you were extremely fast, and you hit anyone you saw." When he said this, Xiaoguang was still in shock, "At that time Someone shoots at you and you dodge it."

⊙▽⊙ Bullets can be dodged?I am so good?

"Don't talk about dodging bullets, it's probably not a big problem to catch bullets with your bare hands. At that time, your speed was so fast that you became a ray of light, and you could almost see phantoms." Xiao Guang said, "The Lord Mountain God was not by your side at that time, I almost thought I recognized the wrong zombie."

"What happened later?" I asked, "No, why did you call him Lord Zombie Mountain God?"

"I'll tell you about this later." The old zombie said, "This is a long, long story."

"Yes, this event is wonderful, and I only heard a small part of it just now." Xiao Guang said, "It's much more interesting than those myths and legends."

Hearing what he said, I became more curious about the story that the zombie was about to tell.

However, I understand the character of zombies.Since he said that he will talk about it later, he must wait for Xiao Ming to finish speaking before starting his own story.

I calmed down, and then asked Xiaoguang, "His story is not in a hurry. What happened later? How did you get me back? Also, why did you appear here?"

"Why did we appear here? It's not because you agreed to return to the base on the 24th, but you disappeared all day." Xiaoguang said with some dissatisfaction, "My father is afraid that something will happen to you, so let me bring some Some people come to collect your corpses."

It's understandable, after all, according to the base's current routine, although the zombie and I are thin, we still have a few taels of flesh, so don't waste it if you can.

However, after seeing my showy operation yesterday afternoon, they probably don't have the guts to eat me.

"Of course, we have no ability to bring you back. But as soon as the mountain god came out, he subdued you in minutes." Xiaoguang said, looking at the zombie with admiration.

"Congratulations, you have harvested a fanboy." I looked at the zombie and said, "But, what did you do to me?"

"It's nothing, I just stuffed a tomato into your mouth." The zombie said innocently, "It took me a lot of effort to catch up with you."

"Yes! It's the tomato!" Xiaoguang said excitedly, "Brother Shen didn't move when he ate the tomato, and he was hugged back obediently by the mountain god, and he was still hugged by the princess!"

It's a shame to be sealed by a tomato OTZ

But thinking about the old zombie being defeated by a twig, I'm relieved.

Next, it's the zombie's turn to tell the story (*￣▽￣*)

"It's a long story... which part do you want to start with?" Zombie asked.

I remembered the weird human face, so I said, "From the human face."

"Human face? What's that?" Xiao Guang asked curiously.

"Adults talk, children don't interrupt!" I glared at Xiao Guang and said, "If you can't listen to the story well, retreat to the corner and face the wall."

Xiao Guang silently closed his mouth when he heard the words.

Sure enough, for this kind of brat, the only way to really make him obedient is to let him agree with you in terms of force.

"Those human faces are all ghosts, but they are different from the ghosts I mentioned to you last time. They are not the aura of ancient objects, but ghosts wandering the world who cannot be reincarnated and attached to other objects Go up." The old zombie said, "Of course, although similar situations occasionally occur in normal times, they are rare, but this time they will appear in such a concentrated manner, mainly because of three reasons: [-]. The nearby people who died in vain recently There are too many people; [-], it is the ghost month, and the day before yesterday is the day of the Ghost Festival, the ghosts are more active; [-], there are people who have nothing to do and set up a gathering of spirits around."

The first point I can understand, it’s the end of the world, and it’s so close to the Asura Field in City B, there must be a lot of people who died in vain around; Superstition, I didn't take it too seriously; as for the third point, it was really unheard of.

"What is the Spirit Gathering Formation?" I asked, "Also, why are you sealed in a coffin? Why does Xiao Guang call you the Mountain God?"

"The Spirit Gathering Formation, as the name suggests, is used to gather spirits. Usually practitioners use this method to gather Fang Lingqi for their own practice, and the location of the Spirit Gathering Formation is often called the Paradise of Heaven. Of course, the more advanced the Spirit Gathering Formation gathers The purer the aura, the spirit-gathering array we have here is obviously a counterfeit version. The aura of heaven and earth has not been absorbed, but it has gathered all the nearby ghosts." The zombie said, "Remember me and you Have you said that I used to receive incense as a mountain god? Because the spirit gathering array was too rubbish, it fell apart after a while, so those ghosts who gathered here suddenly couldn’t receive the signal halfway, so they turned and ran to me. Here it comes... Do you think my coffin lid is extremely heavy? That is because it was suppressed by the ghosts. Well...you can also call it a ghost bed."

Ghost press?It should be a ghost pressing the coffin!

For some reason, when I think of the three words "ghost pressing the coffin", I feel a little inexplicably wanting to laugh.

But is there anyone here who will set up an array?Totally unimaginable.

"The man who set up the formation is still our old acquaintance." Zombie said, "Remember when I said I knew Tianshi Chen, did you ask me if it was about Fade Chen? This Fade Chen is really a descendant of Tianshi Chen! But his craftsmanship is much worse than that of Chen Tianshi, if Chen Tianshi was around, I wouldn't have worked so hard."

Well, this problem is also solved.

But he still didn't say why Xiaoguang knew that he was a mountain god!

"Let me tell you this!" Xiaoguang excitedly said, "You don't even know how handsome the mountain god is when he comes out! The whole mountain is shouting 'Mountain God! Mountain God!'."

I was stunned, and I couldn't imagine that scene at all.

But it's probably similar to the pomp when the Uranus superstar appeared on the stage, right?

"Is it so magical?" I looked at the zombie and asked.

However, there was no happy expression on the old zombie's face. Instead, he patted my shoulder heavily and said, "I want to make a wish! Now!"

"Ah?" I didn't realize it for a while, "What wish?"

"Become my envoy!" the zombie said, "Do you know how many ghosts there are on this mountain? A total of 100 million people! And there are more and more trends... If you help me, I will It will take at least 500 years to send them all away!"

500 years... It's time for Monkey King to be punished at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

"Then how can I help you? How much faster?" I asked.

"It can be half as fast, and it will only take 250 years to send them all away!" The zombie looked at me expectantly, and said, "You will help me, right?"

Oh=￣ω￣=250 years.

Don't help.

I don't want two hundred and five with him!