Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

light rain

⊙▽⊙ Zombies have their own special effects!

Just like Elsa's ice and snow magic in Frozen, no matter where he goes, everything around him will be covered with human face patterns every minute.Not only rocks, trees, but also the backs of small bugs crawling on the ground can be seen with lines that seem to be human faces.

Millions of Yin Spirits really deserve their reputation...

I even suspect that in a few days, this place will completely become a hell for trypophobic patients.

Having said that, although the group of people from the base were there when I explained it to me, except for Xiao Guang, everyone else was basically shocked and didn't understand what we said at all.

But now, they are unable to extricate themselves from the fear of being dominated by human face patterns, just like me that day.

"Do you feel it?" One of them whispered to his companion, "That feeling of being stared at."

"I feel it... At first I thought it was just an illusion in the tomb, but now it doesn't seem to be the case." Another person said.

Then, they glanced in our direction, and the discussion faded to nothing they were saying.

Although it is understandable that they will feel uncomfortable when dealing with non-human creatures for the first time.

But such behind-the-scenes discussions are really annoying (▔皮▔)

Is there anything you can't say in person?Are you afraid that I will bite him?

"Why are you so angry?" The zombie pinched my face and asked, "What are you thinking about?"

_What am I thinking?Did he really not hear those people talking about us?

Those people looked at us as if they saw some monsters...

"Isn't it?" Zombie asked back, "If you were still a human, and suddenly saw a person appearing in front of you with will-o'-the-wisps on his fingertips, surrounded by ghosts, would you be afraid?"

"Don't be afraid." I smiled, "There is no one else for such a strange guy except you."

"If it was me, wouldn't you be afraid?" Zombie also laughed, "What if you don't know me? I think you stuttered in fright when you first met me."

"I don't know you...then I guess I'll die of fright." I thought about it and said the truth.

After a pause, I said again: "So, if they are willing to go with the two of us, do I still have to praise them for being brave?"

The zombie patted my head, but didn't speak.

=￣ω￣=I remembered, this guy is hundreds of years older than us, and he always looks at us with the kindness of an old father.

Maybe in his view, what I did just now is just a kid complaining OTZ

The more I thought about it, the more irritable I became, so I simply quickened my pace, shook off him and strode forward.

"Count, where are you going?" Zombie asked, "You are very unstable now, did you not eat tomatoes?"

(▔皮▔) Asking questions and asking me to eat more vegetables, this guy really thinks he is my elder!

"You want to care?" I choked, "Who do you think I am?"

QAQ said that after a long time, even two stones can see each other. Why has this guy never expressed anything until now?

Petting me is really pampering me, but he has never said that he likes me...

He didn't say how would I know whether he treats me like a child or has other feelings for me!

"You have my last name, who do you think I am?" Zombie grabbed my hand and asked back.

I was at a loss for words and didn't know how to answer.

In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, and there are millions of ghosts watching. Do you want me to say such shameful words myself?

"Yes Yes……"

Before I finished speaking, Xiaoguang took over and said, "It's the mountain god!"

ha?Zombie is my mountain god?

Although there is nothing wrong with this statement, it always feels very awkward to listen to.

Sure enough, the zombie also had a subtle expression on his face.

"That's right, didn't the Lord Mountain God invite Brother Shen to be your envoy? Isn't the envoy calling the Mountain God Lord Mountain God?" Xiaoguang asked in confusion, "Could it be the master?"

(▔皮▔) Don't stop me!I want to kill this brat!

What kind of inappropriate things does he usually watch? Is the word 'master' easy to say?

"Master..." the zombie muttered, lost in thought.

Hello!Don't really think about this title seriously!

I reject!

And Xiaoguang, do you really not understand what this word means?I don't understand anything. Why are you blushing?

OTZ precocious kids are scary...

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

The four people from the base have always been hostile and fearful towards me and the zombies, and have never spoken a word to us. Even if I sometimes approached me to strike up a conversation, they pretended not to hear me.

So, until I got back to the base, I didn't know the names of these four people.

"Xiao Guang, I'll leave the things to you, go find your father." The zombie said, "Let's talk to Dr. Chen first, and we'll go there later."

"Okay!" Xiaoguang agreed happily.

I have already arrived at the base, and it is reasonable to say that nothing will happen again, but I always feel a little uneasy in my heart.

"Zombie, can you make a human face pattern on Xiaoguang's body?" I asked in a low voice, "I have a bad feeling."

"Isn't it better? Xiaoguang is young, and too much contact with ghosts is not good for his health." Zombie said, "But I can do something with those four people."

It seems that the zombies have gone with me. (*￣▽￣*) He also felt that there was something wrong with those people.

"Brother Shen, what are you mumbling about?" Xiaoguang asked curiously.

"If we insisted on bringing them to the base, it must be the weasel who gave the chicken New Year's greetings, and it has no good intentions." One of the four people muttered as if talking to himself.

The others didn't speak, but judging from their expressions, they should agree with this person's point of view.

"Don't worry, we won't do anything to harm the base." I said, "Be careful yourself, people are scarier than zombies these days."

"Oh." Xiaoguang nodded half-understood, "You are also careful, although I know you are a good person, but other people don't know. In case someone bullies you... well... as long as you don't kill him Next, you can bully him back."

"Don't worry, with your mountain god around, no one will dare to bully me."

I rubbed Xiaoguang's hair, as if I knew why zombies love to touch my head.

(*￣▽￣*) Touching someone’s head really gives me a mysterious sense of satisfaction~

"It's your mountain god." Xiaoguang corrected solemnly, "You are his envoy."

Angel?Although I don't know what the angel does, but it sounds very good.

Being with the mountain god looks very CP (*/ω＼*)

Going forward, we are on a different path from Xiaoguang and the others.

They are going to Jianghai to deliver supplies, while we are going to the drug shed to ask Fade Chen about the situation.

"Brother Shen, please chat with Dr. Chen for a while longer, and I will go to you when I finish my work here, you can't leave early!" Xiao Guang said, "I have something important to tell you."

"I know, I'll definitely wait for you, let's go." I said.

With my affirmative assurance, Xiaoguang showed me a big smile, waved his hand, and walked in another direction.

And the zombie and I continued along the path.

I don't know why, neither of us spoke, just like two passers-by who happened to be walking together, the atmosphere was a bit awkward.

Obviously the two of us have been alone before, why did OTZ suddenly not know what to say?

Having said that, how did we open the topic before?

"Can you communicate with ghosts?" I asked, "It feels like they have their own emotions... Are they ghosts?"

I always thought that Yinlings were ghosts, but after getting along for a while, I felt that they were not quite the same as the ghosts in my mind.It seems to be more silly, white and sweet. If the zombies let them go east, they will go east, and if they let them go west, they will go west. Occasionally, they will act coquettishly and cute like small animals, jumping up and hugging their thighs.

It would be fine if it was attached to some plant, it looks silly and cute.

But once, a ghost actually possessed Xiaosang.Can you imagine a zombie dog with a human face running towards you with its tongue out?It was a nightmare!

"Strictly speaking, Yin spirits should be people's dying thoughts." The old zombie said, "The reason why these Yin spirits are so clingy is because at the last moment of their lives, the emotions they felt were controlled by others. The fear of abandonment."

Speaking of this, the zombie sighed, and continued: "It is reasonable to say that the three-second spirit gathering array cannot gather so many Yin spirits, but these guys really want to find a backer, so a little Seeing some signal, they ran towards this direction like crazy. Some ghosts didn’t even know why they would come here, but they just saw everyone gathering here, so they followed them.”

"Did the ghosts tell you all this?" I asked.

"I don't know if it's what they told me. All in all, it's a very subtle feeling, like telepathy." The zombie said, "Just looking at each other like this, they can understand what I mean, and I also know what they're thinking."

"That's great..." I was a little envious of the zombie's ability, even though it wasn't what he wanted.

"To be honest, I don't think this is good at all." The old zombie looked at the sky and said, "There are so many ghosts, I'm afraid it will rain again in two days."

"Why?" I asked.

But the zombie didn't answer me, and at the same time, his face became a little ugly.

"Come out!" The zombie said in one direction, "Don't hide, you have a magic weapon of peach wood on you, I found it as soon as you came over."

(⊙o⊙) There are actually people in that place? !

I looked at the bushes that were indistinguishable from the surrounding scenery, and thought it was a zombie.

But soon, the bush suddenly shook, and then a person wearing a homemade auspicious suit stood up.

However, he didn't hold a gun in his hand, but a rather old mahogany sword.

"It's in vain that I thought you were good people before, but I didn't expect Hei Yu to be the fault of you!" the man said with a heartbroken voice.

=￣ω￣=What a mess!

Can we have the ability to soar through the clouds and spread the rain?Why didn't he say that we go to heaven!

"Little friend, don't splash dirty water." The old zombie smiled instead of anger, and said, "You speak so irresponsibly, then I don't mind helping Chen Tianshi educate his descendants."

"You, don't come here, I have an ancestral mahogany sword in my hand!" Fade Chen pointed the tip of the sword at the zombie, and said in a trembling voice, "It is written that zombies are most afraid of mahogany, so you can't do anything to me." How was it!"

"Oh? Really?" The zombie said, "Little friend, has Chen Tianshi ever told you that nothing is worse than nothing?"

As soon as the words fell, I saw that the mahogany sword in Chen Fei's hand was covered with human faces every minute.

"What is this?!" Fade Chen was taken aback, and when he let go of his hand, the mahogany sword fell to the ground, "This, it's not written on this page."

"This is a new skill I learned recently. It's called Nether Art - Ten Thousand Ghosts Hiding in the Day." The zombie said seriously.

OTZ I suddenly regretted that I had nothing to do at the time, and told him the plots in Long Aotian.

Although the protagonist shouted out the name of the trick before making the move, it sounds domineering, but that is only limited to ah!Who in real life would do such a secondary thing?

Moreover, he actually gave his moves such a middle school name...

I clearly remember that his previous names were all minimalist, but the last trick was still called "green fire".

"Green Fire" and "The Art of Netherworld: Ten Thousand Ghosts Hiding in the Day" are not in the same style at all!No one will believe that this is the trick of the same person, and both of them are named by himself...