Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10, the first year of zombies

light rain

How does a plant that can take care of itself look different from the plants you see every day?

I thought the zombie meant that the plants possessed by the ghosts would have human face patterns, just like the patterns on the petals, which formed the shape of the human face according to the depth of the color.

Although this is a bit strange, it is not unacceptable.After all, when I was alive, the art genre of painting on fruits had already appeared.It is said that those artists will shading treatment on the immature fruit, and after the fruit slowly matures and changes color, the place where the shading was originally performed will "grow" the pattern they want.To be honest, I used to visit the art exhibition with the theme of "Fruit Painting" with the school.It’s just that at that time, because of my young age, I didn’t think there was any subtlety in the paintings on the fruits. Instead, I felt a pity that good fruits could only be seen but not eaten...

However, when I saw the "different looking" tomato that Zombie said, I found that I was thinking too simply.These guys actually grew into 3D emoticons while we were not paying attention!And every expression is very vivid, especially the one in the middle, I can feel the contempt in its eyes from a long distance away.

I was despised by a tomato QAQ

"Missed again, what are you thinking?" Zombie asked as he tapped my head.

"That tomato is staring at me." I pointed to a tomato and said aggrievedly.

"Which one?" Zombie asked, looking in the direction of my finger.

Immediately afterwards, a miraculous thing happened, those emoji packs that were originally different suddenly raised their smiling faces in unison.Some reacted slowly and didn't fully convert for a while, so a pair of angry eyes and a happy smile appeared on the enigmatic expression.

(▔皮▔) Can these tomatoes have some backbone? !

"These little guys look so cute, don't they?" Zombie asked with a smile.

I thought he was joking, but looking at his expression...

Sure enough, even though I have known each other for so long, I still can't quite understand the aesthetics of zombies OTZ

"It's okay." I said vaguely, "Speaking of which, what is the standard of cuteness in your heart?"

"The standard of cuteness... It's really hard to say." Zombie thought for a while, and said, "I think Xiaosang is cute, I think Tomato is cute, and I think you are cute, what do you think these three have? Anything in common?"

Hmm=￣ω￣=Except for me, the other two have nothing to do with cuteness in terms of conventional aesthetics.

The aesthetics of zombies are really fascinating.

Having said that, I don't know how the zombies reached an agreement with the ghosts to make them obedient.bright

Not long ago, he was still being tormented by Yin Ling...

"Don't say you can't understand this matter, even I've heard of it for the first time." The old zombie paused and said, "Master Chen's notes said that if these souls who died in vain want to be reborn, the most direct and quick way The method is to help the local patron saint. It is said that as long as they get the understanding of the patron saint, they can go where they should go.”

(⊙o⊙) The patron saint...could it be a zombie?This is too fantasy!

"That's right, I also think they recognize the wrong person." The old zombie spread his hands and said helplessly, "But those guys must let me order them to do things, and make trouble if they don't do the work... I think you should have an impression. "

It's hard to forget things like OTZ... At least, until now, I still have psychological shadows when I see Xiaosang.

Zombie dogs with human faces are really scary QAQ

"And what happened next?" I asked.

"Later, I really had no other choice, so I had to arrange them to do some random things... such as monitoring and so on." The zombie said with a shy look on his face.

⊙▽⊙ Did this guy hear something indescribable? !

I instantly made up 3G action movies, and then... I was also shy.

"Ahem, next time you hear something like this, remember to call me." I patted the zombie on the shoulder, and said, "We're all friends, it's not good for one person to monopolize benefits."

"Uh... are you sure?" Zombie hesitated for a moment before asking, "I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed."

This guy must have underestimated me too much.who am iOld driver!He has driven more cars than he has ever seen before, so how could he feel embarrassed just by hearing it?

"Sure!" I said firmly.

The zombie nodded, and didn't say anything more, but judging from his expression, he still seemed a little hesitant.

︿(￣︶￣)︿Pure ancient people, at a glance, they have never experienced the days when the whole dormitory watched pornographic movies together.It seems that the door to this new world has to be opened for him by me!

Of course, there is no rush for such a thing.Looking at the zombie's expression, I feel that if I continue this embarrassing topic, he will just walk away.

"Hmm... By the way, if they finish what you arranged, how will you overtake them?" I asked, "Do you want to build a platform for you, ready to put down the incense burner, yellow paper and so on?"

"I'm not a Taoist priest, what do you want these things for?" Zombie laughed, "If you go on, don't you still have to prepare a mahogany sword for me?"

"Do you want it? If you want it, I'll cut one for you right now, anyway, Taolin is not far away." I said, and then I made a gesture to get up.

The old zombie hurriedly grabbed me and said, "Please forgive me, if I really get a mahogany sword, I probably have to kill myself on the spot."

As soon as he finished speaking, I felt the vicious eyes of the ghosts around me.

If the zombies really committed suicide on the spot, they will definitely be wiped out in minutes, I'll go and bury him with him OTZ

"I don't know what ecstasy drug you gave these guys, it's too protective." I muttered dissatisfiedly, "Can you still play happily?"

"Yes." The zombie said, "Aren't you going to take me into the city tomorrow to see the world?"

_Does it make any difference whether you enter the city or not?Anyway, no matter where they go, these ghosts will follow, as if carrying countless cameras, there is no privacy at all.

However, I haven't been back for such a long time, and I don't know what City B has become. I think it should be similar to hell on earth...

"Are you really sure you want to go to City B with me?" I hesitated, and said, "I'm afraid it's not what you think."

I don't know what City B is like in Zombie's imagination, but he has been on the mountain for hundreds of years. To put it bluntly, for such a long time, he has basically lived a life like a fairy. There is no birth, old age, sickness and death, no joys and sorrows, except for a little boring, there is nothing worth complaining about.

Even in his lifetime, this guy was considered a son of a family born with a golden spoon in his mouth.How can such a person imagine the appearance of hell on earth?

"Don't you want me to go with you?" Zombie didn't answer my question directly, but looked at me pitifully, and asked instead.That tone was as if I was going to leave him and fly away.

"It's not that I don't want you to go with me, but I'm afraid you will be disappointed." I said, "I hope that in your heart, City B is what I remember..."

"Anyway, I'll go wherever you go." The zombie touched my head and said, "I promised to protect you."

Although QAQ still doesn't know who is protecting whom, but hearing what he said, I still feel very touched.

October 10, the first year of zombies

light rain

finally going home...

"I remember the way to City B. When you get down here, you either go to the left or to the right." I looked around and said with certainty.

"Which way are you going?" Zombie asked, "There is only one road here, without even a fork in the road. If you make a mistake, we will go directly in the opposite direction."

QAQ I am also very helpless. When I first came here, I basically didn’t know where to go. When I saw a road, I ran forward. I don’t remember which direction I came from.

"Which direction do you think City B should be in?" I asked in a low voice.

"Hmm... are you sure you want to ask me?" Zombie asked back.

Well, I'm crazy.I actually want to ask an ancient man who lived in seclusion for hundreds of years which direction is City B OTZ

Seeing that I was a little frustrated, the zombie thought for a while and said, "Maybe I know which direction City B is in... Do you have any old buildings there?"

That's right (*￣▽￣*) Although the zombie doesn't know where City B is, he can make relative positioning based on the places he knows.This guy is a genius!

But... What old buildings are there in City B?

Fragments suddenly appeared in my memory, and I should blurt it out, but I couldn't remember what the name of that place was.

"There is a particularly famous pavilion with a gray cover, square, and verandas on both sides..." I tried hard to describe the place in my memory to Zombie, "In short, it looks very ancient That's right."

"It's really ancient." Zombie nodded and said, "But to be honest, I think that in my impression, pavilions basically look like this."

(⊙o⊙) Is that so?I also think that the pavilion is quite unique...

"Pailou?"

"Pailou is also very common."

"Ancient tree?"

"Trees are more common, and you don't need to go to City B. We can grab a lot of ancient trees that are more than a hundred years old on this mountain."

"And...and..."

I thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't think of more ancient buildings.

Before the end of the world, due to the surge in population, except for a few tourist cities, such ancient buildings that occupy a lot of land and are useless have basically been demolished to nothing.

"It's okay, don't force yourself, I'll ask someone else." The zombie touched my head and said.

OTZ put it lightly, but where did anyone else come from in this place besides the two of us?

Just as I was about to complain, I saw that the old zombie found a stone nearby and patted it twice with his hands. Immediately afterwards, a pattern of a human face appeared on the surface of the stone in minutes.

Ghost?What is this new usage?

I leaned over curiously and poked the face with my finger.

That face instantly became angry and glared at me.

"Don't poke, be careful it bites you." The zombie said.

I was startled, and quickly withdrew my hand back.But after thinking about it, this guy is just a 2D figure, how can he bite?

_Zombie lied to me again...

By the way, this ghost, like those tomatoes, is completely double-faced. When it looks at me, it is fierce, and when it looks at the zombie, its expression is full of flattery.If this guy could talk, I think its first sentence must be "I have something to tell you".

"It's time to use the Nether Art - Thousand Miles Sound Transmission again." The zombie said as if talking to himself.

Then, he sank into his dantian and shouted at the stone, "Jiang Hai, can you hear me?"

There was a loud noise on the stone, as if something had fallen to the ground.After a while, Jiang Hai's voice came over.

"Ancestor, please keep your voice down, it will scare people to death if you suddenly come out with such a voice." Jiang Haidao, "What, you have arrived in City B? It's pretty fast."

"No, we haven't set off yet." The zombie said, "Do you know which direction to go after coming down from the mountain is City B?"

"City B? Go south." Jiang Haidao, "Why, Mr. Shen isn't with you?"

"Yes, but he doesn't know the way." The zombie said.

QAQWhat does not know the way?I'm just not sure which direction to go.

Really, if he said that, everyone in the base would definitely think I was a road idiot...