Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

"Acacia Tree"

Counselor came to me excitedly early this morning and told me that he found a super "like" place.

Words that I don't understand come out of his mouth all the time.But after a long time, I can probably guess based on his expression and tone.

It's a great place...it should be a place that excites him.

I can't help being a little curious.

Is the place beautiful, or are there some lesser-known monuments?

To be honest, I have lived on this mountain for hundreds of years, and I already know every plant and tree here, and I have long lost the novelty.

The mysterious appearance of Counere aroused my interest instead.

So, I pretended I didn't know anything, and let him lead me forward.

The scenery in front of me was very familiar, but the more I walked, the more confused I became.

From what I can remember, there is nothing attractive about this place other than trees and trees.

Had something changed in this place without my knowledge?

Just thinking about this, Donger stopped in her tracks, smiled and said to me, "The place is here."

I looked around carefully, but still didn't see anything other than trees.

"So you brought me to see the tree?" I asked tentatively.

The coward clapped his hands and said yes, and repeatedly praised me as "smart".

Honestly, I'm ashamed of the word "smart."After all, this place is nothing but trees, and I can't give a second answer except to "look at the trees".

"Look, there's a huge acacia tree here!" Su'er said excitedly while holding me with one hand and pointing to a tree in front of us with the other.

I don't know what he was excited about, but in order not to spoil the fun, I also pretended to be happy and responded to him.

"It's really a big silk tree." I said.

"So, let's make a wish." Counselor said, "It is said that you can get happiness if you make a wish under the silk tree."

This is the first time I've heard this statement.

But since it was said by the coward, and there happened to be an acacia tree in front of me, I think I can give it a try.

"Do I need anything?" I asked.

According to my memory, it seems that the girls in the family used to gather together from time to time to worship the God of Flowers, the Weaver Girl and so on.Every time, they would force us to prepare a bunch of things, such as incense burners, melons and fruits, etc., and sometimes they would let us dry the water in the sun until the water was exposed to a layer of water... I hope I don’t want it this time Let me prepare such a troublesome thing.

"You need to prepare a wish, and a pious heart." Couner thought for a while, and said, "Other things are empty, and sincerity is spiritual."

Sincerity leads to wisdom...?

The corners of my mouth curled up unconsciously.

Couner is like this, every time he can say something refreshing and bring me new surprises.

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, since it's already here, why don't we just make our wishes here." Couner suggested.

I naturally agree, though I have nothing to wish for at the moment.

"Then let's start." Counselor smiled at me and said.

Then, he clapped his hands twice, put his palms together in front of his chest, and muttered something.

The breeze blows, and a silk juniper flower falls in his hair.

I reached out to wipe it off for him, but he seemed to have finished his wish, and suddenly raised his head.

The Albizia juliensis flower rolled down his hair and fell to his shoulders, and then fell to the ground.

"What did you wish for?" Counselor asked.

I faltered and couldn't explain why.

Counselor curled her lips and said that I clearly didn't want to tell him the truth, and joked that I made some ulterior wish.

I smiled, noncommittal.

At this moment, I seemed to suddenly know what I should wish for.

So, I intentionally stayed a few steps away from my son, turned around when he was not paying attention, and imitated his appearance and made my wish to the acacia tree.

I hope that when the flowers are in full bloom, someone can accompany me to enjoy the spring; I hope that when the mountain spring flows by, someone can chat with me and cook tea; It's okay, after all, the opponent may not know how to play chess.

After making this wish, I bowed to the acacia tree twice, and then quickly caught up with the boy.

"Why, did you go back to fix it?" Counselor asked with a smile.

I know what "patching" means, but I always feel that the "patching" I mean is different from what I understand.

"The meaning of patching is that I felt that my wish was not clear just now, so I went back and added a few more sentences." Couner probably saw my doubts and explained.

I nodded.

"I hope your wish can come true." Counselor said, "But I think it should be fine, because you don't want to be the kind of person with big brains."

What is the brain hole?

I didn't ask because I don't think this word affects my understanding of the meaning of the sentence.

"I also hope that your wish will come true." I said.

"Playing Chess"

Counselor didn't know why today, but she took the initiative to ask to play chess with me.

I thought about it and turned him down.

If he wins, Couner will definitely be unhappy, and maybe he will have trouble with me again.

But if you want to lose to him, it is indeed difficult.

It's not that I haven't tried to lose on purpose before, and I even pretended not to see him stealing five or six pieces on the chessboard in a row.But I don't know why, even if I let the water go like this, in the end I still won him without paying attention...

Couner is a person with strong self-esteem, usually like this kind of chess game that has been played for a long time and finally lost, he will be depressed for a longer time, and he will not recover within three to five days.

Over time, I didn't dare to play chess with him.

"Playing chess is boring, why not play truth or dare." I suggested.

"Playing chess is so stylish, and don't you like playing chess?" Counseling said while looking around for the chessboard.

No way, I had no choice but to play the next game with him.

In order not to let him lose too embarrassingly, under my repeated request, we chose backgammon as the competition event this time...

Well, I don't know why the random chess appointment suddenly turned into a competition, but seeing that the son is so full of fighting spirit, I thought about it, but still didn't ask aloud.

"I'm good at backgammon, you really don't necessarily win me." Couner said confidently.

In fact, sometimes I admire Dong'er for this. He has never won, but he can confidently declare war on me every time.

If it were me, I'm afraid that after losing one or two times, I would never dare to play chess with this person again.

"I think so too. After all, you taught me backgammon." I agreed.

Then, the game began.

The son gave me the sunspot, which means that the first chess piece will be played by me.

I took the chess pieces and didn't know where to play for a long time.

"You start to hesitate at the first chess piece? It's fine to play it anywhere." Counselor urged impatiently.

He's right, the first pawn doesn't decide anything.Instead of falling into some strange place, it is better to have a simple opening, so that the next step may be easier for the coward.

Thinking of this, I made up my mind and dropped the chess piece on a position in the middle of the board.

"Snapped!"

Before I could draw my hand back, the son fell.

My hands froze in mid-air.

"It's your turn again." Cowardly said.

I responded, picked up another chess piece, and landed next to the chess piece just now.

The rule of backgammon is that the first chess piece of the same color to win five times in a row wins. That is to say, if I deliberately arrange the chess pieces in a row, the coward will definitely stop me, and then I can naturally admit defeat.

Thinking of this, I calmed down a little and was not so nervous.

"Crack!" Couner's second pawn fell very quickly, just like me, he also dropped the pawn next to the first pawn.

It's my turn again...

Because I had an idea, this time I didn't hesitate, and directly let Heizi appear in three consecutive appearances.

According to my guess, the next chess piece should fall on the end of the black stone on my side, and then I repeat this routine a few more times, and the son should easily win the game.

However, to my surprise, the son did not make the move as I thought, but continued to adopt the same routine as mine, arranging his three white pieces in a three-in-a-row manner.

Seeing this, I muttered again in my heart.

Could it be that Couner is trying to test me on purpose, to see if I'm playing tricks?Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to see such an obvious triple company?

"Are you sure you're here?" I couldn't help asking.

"Sure." Counselor replied firmly.

uh... well...

I thought about it again and again, and finally decided to pretend to be blind, ignore the two conspicuous and abnormal Sanlian, and land Heizi a foot away.

Then, the son also dropped the white piece in his hand on a position on the chessboard opposite to me.

Is this a new way to play?Who can find the relative position on the chessboard faster?

But just now, the counselor clearly said that he was playing backgammon.

I hesitated for a moment and dropped the chess piece in the corner of the board.

Sure enough, Dong'er also dropped the chess piece in the corner.

Could it be that he is learning my chess moves?

But what he held in his hand was Baizi.If everything follows my routine, no matter what, he will be a loser OTZ

I thought about it, and decided to make a quick decision, end this ridiculous chess game, and then teach my son some chess routines.

"This formation is called the Plum Blossom Formation, also known as the Hexagram Formation. As long as you set up this formation, you can surely win no matter what."

"The white piece fell in this position. Although I can't play the plum blossom formation, I can play the Huayue formation. The Huayue formation is also a sure-to-win opening for Heizi."

"This time it's called Cloud and Rain Array. Like the previous one, it evolved from chess records... You see, this kind of opening is suitable for quick battles. Generally, if you want to quickly determine the winner, you can try this."

Counselor asks to change chess pieces, I hold white stones, he holds black stones.

I agreed, and then shared with him a few routines for holding white pieces that I summed up myself.

And then, Dong'er suddenly lost his temper and overturned the chessboard...

Alas, I was so busy chatting with Couner about routines that I accidentally won so many rounds with him.In this way, he will probably ignore me for several days...

So I don’t like playing chess with cowards QAQ