Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10th of the first year of the loss

cloudy weather

Today is our last day in City B. Although we have been saying for the past two days that we want to go back to the mountains or something, but we really want to leave, but we are inexplicably reluctant.

This place holds so many memories for me.

The first time I turned into a zombie is here;

The first time to summon the zombie army is here;

The first time I saw a talking plant was here;

This is where I experienced the feeling of being in love for the first time...

"We can come back later when we have time." The zombie hugged me from behind, and pecked lightly on my cheek, "Our new house is still here."

"Yeah." I replied, a smile appeared on the corner of my mouth unconsciously.

"What are you thinking? So happy?" Zombie asked.

"I miss you." I smiled, "The door of the hospital is very strong, and you kicked it open with one kick."

"Isn't it for the hero to save the beauty." Zombie said with a bitter face, "Just at that moment, my legs are numb until now..."

"Is it okay?" I asked with some concern.

Corpse-like extraterrestrial creatures like me and zombies, although they don't feel pain, their bodies are actually very fragile, as long as they suffer a little damage, it will be permanent, and there is no possibility of recovery.

For example, the place on the zombie's body that Xiaoguang's brat burned with a peach tree branch, the scars can still be seen clearly.

"I don't know, but if you rub it for me, it might be fine." The zombie said after thinking for a while.

Generally speaking, in this situation, kneading can relax the tendons and activate collaterals, and speed up blood circulation, but the zombie has been dead for so long, is this trick still useful to him?

However, there is no better way right now, I can only treat the dead as a living doctor, let the zombie lie down, and help him rub his legs.

"You look like a landlord and old fortune." Seeing the zombie's laid-back look, I said with a smile.

"I am the landlord Laocai, so what are you? The daughter-in-law of the landlord Laocai's family?"

The zombie paused for a moment, and then said in a pretentious tone: "Beauty, hurry up and beat the leg for the grandfather?"

Hahahahaha, he doesn't look like a rich landlord anymore, but rather like a silly son of a landlord.

"Did you talk to your servants like this when you were alive?" I asked curiously.

"Of course not. If you dare to speak like that, you will be taught by the elders of the clan." The zombie said, "Speaking of which, your game is interesting, but it was not when I was alive."

I understand what Zombie means, what he wants is a time machine.

But that thing was judged to be a pseudoscience a long time ago, and it is impossible to realize it.

"Your science still says that people cannot be brought back to life after death, but don't we live well now?" said the old zombie, "Speaking of which, if you could really go back in time, what would you like to do?"

"Do nothing." I thought for a while and replied, "It's fine as it is now."

"It's good now, but don't you have any regrets?" Zombie asked.

I looked up at the light gray sky and didn't speak.

Of course there are regrets, but there is a theory called the "butterfly effect", and a small change will have a major impact on the future.I am afraid that if I go back to the past, I will make a different choice than I did back then, which will cause things to go out of control.

Now this is already very good, with my lover and friends by my side, what else can I be dissatisfied with?

"What about you? If you have a time machine, when would you like to go back?" I threw the question back to the zombie.

I thought he would want to go back to the time when he was alive. After all, he died so early, there must be many unfulfilled wishes.

However, unexpectedly, this guy actually wanted to go back to yesterday.

"Go back to the moment you went out, and go to the hospital with you." The zombie said, "If something happens to you where I can't see it, I will definitely not forgive myself."

"Then what happened where you can see it?" I asked in a strange way.

"Where I can see you, nothing will happen to you." The zombie said with firm eyes.

My heart seems to be soaked in honey water, sweet.

Then, I couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed the zombie's lips.

The old zombie was taken aback for a moment, and then responded to me gently.

It wasn't the first time the two of us kissed, but it was the first real kiss.The zombie's lips are not as soft as in the game, but the kiss actually gave me the urge to cry.

"I really like you." After the kiss was over, I murmured.

The zombie raised his hand, gently smoothed out the scattered hair on my forehead, and said with a light smile, "Me too."

"Then what, two bosses, if your show of affection has come to an end for the time being, can you take the time to hear about it?" Little Ye Zi said, "The guy who was kicked away by the stiff boss with a brick yesterday woke up, but he is not in good spirits. It seems that the state is not very good, and I always want to bite my tongue and kill myself."

"Did you tell him that we are our own people?" I frowned and asked.

"I said it, but he didn't listen to anything, and said he wanted to kill me to avenge his little friend." Xiao Yezi said aggrievedly, "I have never killed anyone, so what kind of revenge did he ask me for? And , He ruined Xiaosang's body like that, and I haven't taken revenge on him yet."

Thinking of Xiaosang's appearance when he was found, I also feel a little uncomfortable.

Although the little guy was still alive and in good spirits, his spine was broken and shattered into several sections.After seeing me, although it was as excited as usual, it could only crawl over and play cute with me, and could no longer jump around like before QAQ

"I'll see if I can glue Xiaosang's broken bones together later." The zombie sighed and said, "I can't completely blame that one for this matter, who is it?"

"Zhang Yan." I said, "We should have seen him when we were at the base."

"This name sounds familiar." The zombie said.

However, he thought about it, but he couldn't remember who Zhang Yan was.

"doctor?"

"That's Fade Chen." I said, "Xiao Ming's family is all named Jiang... Besides them, have we dealt with anyone else at the base?"

"I don't think so." The zombie muttered, "But the name really sounds familiar... Sure enough, I'm getting older, and my memory is not as good as before."

Seeing the two of us thinking hard, but still not getting the point, Xiao Yezi spread her hands and said, "He's here, you just go and ask."

⊙▽⊙ It makes sense!

In this way, under the leadership of Xiao Yezi, we came to Zhang Yan.

Zhang Yan stared at us with wide eyes, his canthus tearing apart. I believe that if he hadn't been tied up at this time, he would have shot us all with a gun.

"Relax, we are on the same side as you." I said, "It was just an accident to shoot you with a brick before... Well, just like you shot me with a gun before, it was not intentional. You can understand me mean?"

Zhang Yan still stared at me fiercely, with an expression of wanting to tear me apart, looking more like a zombie than a zombie.

"Then what, Xiao Yezi, take out the stuff that's blocking his mouth first." In order to show that I didn't mean anything malicious, I said, "He can't talk to us even if his mouth is blocked."

"But he looks so fierce, I'm afraid he will bite me..." Xiao Yezi whispered.

QAQ I am also afraid that he will bite me!

I turned my eyes to the zombie for help, but the other party spread his hands and said: "I have corpse poison on my body, if I really want to put my hand into his mouth, I can't guarantee what will happen..."

We pushed and pushed each other, and in the end, this difficult figure fell on Xiao Yezi's head.

Tremblingly, he stretched out two whiskers and hooked the corner of the towel stuffed in Zhang Yan's mouth.

"You, you don't, don't bite me." Xiao Yezi said.

Then, he gritted his teeth and stamped his foot, and pulled out the towel stuffed in Zhang Yan's mouth.

However, he was still a step too slow, Zhang Yan leaned forward and bit off one of his beards with his teeth.

"Yaoshou! You agreed not to bite me?!" Little Leaf held her short beard and asked tearfully, "You can't treat me like this just because I'm a plant..."

"He definitely didn't mean to target you." I patted Xiao Yezi's head and comforted me, "Anyone of us will be bitten by him."

"Hmph." Zhang Yan snorted coldly, without speaking, with a betrayed look on his face.

OTZ, I didn't say that I'm human, it's obviously his own wishful thinking... Besides, we didn't do anything to offend him except for giving him a brick, tying him up, and stuffing a towel in his mouth.

"Well... We are going back to the base tomorrow, do you want to go with us?" I asked.

"If you want to go to the base, you should step over my corpse first!" Zhang Yan said hoarsely, "I should have expected that you two are not human..."

Two (⊙o⊙) Which two does he mean?

Except for him, no one wandering within a kilometer radius is human.

"Wait, I seem to remember who you are." The old zombie suddenly showed an expression of enlightenment, "Are you that timid but extremely arrogant guy?"

_(:_」∠)_I think, according to the zombie’s question, even if we make a point, the other party will not admit it.

Sure enough, Zhang Yan fell into silence.

"Who is it?" I asked in a low voice, lying next to the zombie's ear.

"The guy who always hated you at the base, and later gave us human flesh." Zombie said.

When it comes to human flesh, I immediately think of who Zhang Yan is.

OTZ Seriously, there are quite a few people I hate in the base, but Zhang Yan is definitely the one I hate the most.This time I ran into him, it was really a narrow road to my enemy.

"It's up to you to kill or cut as you like." Zhang Yan said, "But as long as I'm still alive, I won't just watch you break into the base."

When he said that, Xiao Yezi was a little confused.

"Boss, are we going to the base to destroy or bring warmth?" He asked, "Did I pack that pile of things for nothing?"

"I'm also a little confused." I murmured, "In short, let's send the supplies back first..."