[Football] Psychological experiment

"Wow, it's you again!" Neymar was terrified the moment he opened the door. For a second, he was wondering what kind of scary person the psychologist would be this time, who made Messi so distraught when he came out. As a result, as soon as I opened the door, I saw the doctor's beauty in my mind.It was like a joke made by God. He had been harassed so many times without success, and suddenly appeared in front of him.

However, in view of the presence of an old professor who seemed to be very knowledgeable, Neymar did not dare to make a fuss, and sat down obediently to answer questions.This time he made no fuss and answered any personal questions with ease.

Li Tianyue wrote down his evaluation of adaptability in his notebook, nodded towards Crescencio, got up and opened another door behind him, "Then, next we will use experimental equipment to conduct a series of tests on you, including Reaction time measurement, kinesthetic orientation discrimination, depth perception test, electrodermal test, memory span measurement, attention allocation test, etc., please stay calm."

"Uh...Okay." Neymar didn't understand what the hell she was talking about, but since it was a high-tech introduced by the team, it should be no problem to follow the steps.At this moment, Neymar feels that after the Champions League and the World Cup, there are no tests that can stump him.

But two hours later—

Suarez, who was standing outside the door, was about to grow grass on his head.He didn't expect to wait so long for a psychological test. The so-called psychological test usually doesn't just do the questions and fill in the questionnaires, does it?

The team assistant told him that Neymar, who was transferred a year before him, was doing the test inside. Since he has to spend such a long time, he should not be short.

"Hey... luis, hello." Out of the door came a listless Neymar, looking as worn out as he had been after a 90-minute game.Although the two of them had no friendship before, Neymar still looked very friendly. He not only raised his mobile phone and insisted on taking a photo with him, but also kept telling him: "Don't just think that the woman in it is beautiful. She is not scary reads; the concubine is often a demon queen, a black-bellied prostitute."

"And she has a weird aesthetic," Neymar added wistfully.During the whole experiment just now, I looked at him coldly, as if he was a guinea pig with only experimental value, it was really scary.

However, with Suarez's shape and teeth, he shouldn't be treated too kindly, right?

Neymar believes so.However, the team's first joint training a week later broke his prediction immediately and gorgeously.

The experimental team provided them with a unique set of equipment, which is a thread embedded in the sports vest, which is connected to the position of the cervical spine. It is said that they can observe physical and emotional changes during exercise.Because of the complicated threads, it takes a little skill to put on the vest. Neymar quickly put it on successfully, but the newcomer Suarez next to him was so busy that he didn't put it on. Just when he wanted to go up to help, Sister Doctor came over suddenly.

"Come on, stretch your hand this way." Her tone was miraculously gentle, and the eyes she looked at Suarez were as loving as looking at a child, and her whole body exuded a divine radiance.

After Suarez put on the vest, he touched the back of his head helplessly and kept saying thank you.

"It's okay, let's go to training."

Neymar pinched the back of his hand to make sure the girl in front of him was smiling.But, but this is unscientific!

Brazilian fellow Alves touched his abdomen with his elbow, and gossiped: "I said, this doctor's sister is not bad. When I was in the national team last month, I thought she was terrible. Suarez is so gentle."

That's right, compared to her hanging up the phone, sniping and turning a blind eye, it's like a different person now, could it be... Suarez is actually handsome?

No, no.

Neymar shook his head, he must not distort his aesthetics because of this kind of thing.He walked slowly towards the rehabilitation center, pressing down a heavy mystery in his heart.

"Neymar seems to be in a bad mood?" Enrique pointed to the unusually heavy back in the distance, and asked the new meritorious captain next to him, Assistant Sports Director Puyol.Although he only got along with Neymar for one season, Puyol understands the character of this young teammate very well, "I think it should be temporary." Neymar's seriousness in training and hard work in the game are fine, It's just that there is really no cure in terms of fickleness and casualness.

Joaquin leaned against the goal and snickered, while Li Tianyue, who was sitting casually on the ground with his laptop in his arms, looked at the data that was continuously transmitted on the screen seriously, "The equipment is operating well, and it will take only a month to make big data like this." Analyzes."

Crescencio sighed and reminded: "You live with an old man like me, and you still lack a lot of daily necessities. You can't always wear these two sets of clothes. You should pay attention to it anyway and go shopping. I will let you go on vacation today." Already!"

However, Li Tianyue still insisted on finishing the psychological tests on the players before leaving Gamper Sports City.Although she had been to Barcelona twice when she was a child, her impression was already very indifferent. She didn't like shopping on weekdays and would rather go to the library. Now Crescencio ordered her to go out for a stroll, really embarrassing her.

So, should you take renfe or choose the bus...

"Hello!" An Audi A5 drove over from a distance, and Neymar's bright smile appeared in the sliding window, "Where are you going? I'll give you a ride."

Li Tianyue shook her head calmly, "Thank you, but no need."

Being rejected again, Neymar no longer knew what expression to use to face it.Just when he was about to give up on the attack on the doctor's sister who had not changed her face in front of the landslide, Suarez's BMW x5 also arrived at the gate of Sports City.The Uruguayan still remembers what happened during the day. He has just arrived, and his teammates still keep a certain distance from him, so he is very grateful for the kindness of the psychologist.

Seeing that Suarez also proposed a ride, Neymar's heart jumped into his throat instantly. If he treats it differently this time——

Li Tianyue thought for a while, nodded, and said: "Okay, then I will trouble you, Mr. Suarez reads; Your Majesty, Ailian said."

Etc., etc!

Neymar's eyes widened, unable to believe what was happening in front of him.As a doctor of psychology, doesn't she feel that this kind of face-to-face discrimination will hurt a young man's fragile heart?

Maybe it was because the resentment he exuded was too strong, and Suarez, who was parking next to him, felt the real sight.Out of politeness, he asked, "Is something wrong, ney?"

It was at that moment that Neymar made a decision, he must not let Dr. Beauty ignore him to the end!

So he immediately opened the door and got out of the car, showing a troubled look, "There is something wrong with my car, one of the tires may be flat, can you give me a ride?"

How could Suarez refuse the request of a new teammate, he immediately asked Neymar to get in the car.Li Tianyue, who was sitting in the co-pilot, could easily tell from Neymar's facial expression that he was lying, but she didn't need to intervene. After all, this was Suarez's car. What if Neymar wanted to have a good relationship with his new teammate.

So the Audi A5 was left alone in the same place, and Neymar also seriously asked the security at the door, saying that he would ask someone to repair it tomorrow, so there was no need to tow the car away.

The BMW that drove out of the sports city quickly escaped the sight of the fans, and the cules did not see clearly that there were two superstars they had been waiting for for a long time in the car.

Adhering to the principle of women first, Suarez first asked Li Tianyue's destination.

"Is it okay to drop me off downtown? I might have to do some shopping first."

city ​​center?Neymar's head was racing.His residence is in a quiet neighborhood not far from the Sports City. According to the current route, Suarez can send him home first, and then go to the city center.

The little Brazilian king made a decisive decision and said, "Then let's drop by, and I'm going to the city center to do some shopping."

Suarez still has a wife and children waiting at home, so he can't spend time with the two of them.Neymar guessed this, and added by the way: "I'll send it home, Luis, don't worry."

Suarez apologized, "I'm sorry, I promised Sophia to go home for dinner today, you..."

Li Tianyue shook her head, "It's okay, I was just troubling you."

Neymar's inner villain raised a red flag of victory, and everything he expected.

Although she has never been in a relationship, Li Tianyue is not an idiot. Her main research direction is sports psychology, but she is also good at social psychology. How can she not understand that Neymar wants to pick up girls.However, as the old Chinese saying goes, when soldiers come, they will be blocked by water and covered by earth. She has ample experience in this regard.

At the beginning of the night, Neymar, who got off the bus on La Rambla, never expected that their destination would be a Carrefour supermarket. However, aren’t there Carrefour supermarkets everywhere?

"This is the largest Carrefour supermarket in Barcelona." Neymar, who accidentally expressed his thoughts just now, got a life-like answer.Obviously Li Tianyue's expression was calm and unwavering, but Neymar always felt that there was some contempt in her eyes.

But I also want to know, how can a star who will definitely be recognized if he doesn't pretend to be able to go shopping in a crowded and bright supermarket?

Neymar swears to God it was never his fault.

"Are you still going in for a stroll?" Li Tianyue saw his shock, and asked him in a tone that suggested "I know you're picking on me, I've seen through everything".

No, it is absolutely impossible for the little Brazilian king to succumb to this.Neymar nodded firmly, put on a mask and peaked cap, which are commonly used for shopping, and stepped into the Carrefour supermarket.