[Football] Psychological experiment

The interview with "World Soccer" gave Li Tianyue a new understanding of her stiff facial expression. Many people complained about this on fan websites, but she really didn't know how to improve it.But this distress was quickly forgotten, because Neymar clutched his leg and groaned, looking very painful.

"Are you sure you don't want to call the doctor?"

"I have suffered this kind of injury before, it just hurts a little, it's really nothing." Neymar hurriedly comforted her, and took the opportunity to lean on her to mobilize.Li Tianyue's face was full of concern, he supported his back with one hand, and asked him if he wanted to turn off the TV and lie down to rest.

Neymar hugged her like a clingy Australian koala, "Okay."

Li Tianyue didn't complain that she was tired, she just helped the heavy him up the stairs, and then carefully helped him to lie flat on the bed.Just when she was about to go out and take out the books she brought to study, Neymar grabbed the corner of her clothes, his eyes were full of pleading: "It hurts so much that I can't sleep, can you lie down with me for a while?"

This is a bit like the scene of her former college roommate who was dying of pain in bed when her period came. Naturally, Li Tianyue can understand Neymar's mood at the moment.So she sits down with good manners, recalling the technique of comforting her roommate, while patting his arm and singing: "leballoffur~y, purpurpur~"

Neymar hasn't watched "The Big Bang Theory", so he doesn't know that this song is a magic weapon to hypnotize a super geek in the show.Of course this method didn't work for him, so his eyes widened and his ears pricked up, wishing he had no reason to take out his phone to record the lullaby Li Tianyue sang for him.

"y... It seems that lullabies are not effective for you." The beautiful singing stopped abruptly, and Li Tianyue glanced at the corner of her clothes that was being grabbed, "It hurts so much that even songs that can hypnotize you can't hypnotize you. I'm afraid you won't sleep this afternoon." Can't sleep anymore."

Even aware that he was shameful, Neymar still demanded: "You can divert my attention, chat, sing, tell stories... whatever."

Li Tianyue was silent for 3 seconds, and then said calmly and wisely: "No, I think what you need most is painkillers." After speaking, she lightly pulled out the corner of her clothes from his hand and walked to the sundries in the bedroom. Time to find a medical kit.

People who are not in pain should have no problem taking painkillers, right?Neymar realized that as a person who does not understand scientific knowledge and does not know how to fall in love with a rational psychologist, he needs to take certain risks.Li Tianyue put the water cup and medicine box on the bedside table, took a pillow from the sofa and recliner by the floor-to-ceiling window and put it on top of the pillow, and then helped him up, "Eat it quickly, it should take half an hour at most to see results."

Neymar prayed to Jesus three times in his heart before swallowing the pill obediently.After helping him to lie down, Li Tianyue took out his mobile phone and shook it, and said, "I'll tell you children's stories so that you can fall asleep faster. Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that this medicine has side effects of sleeping. "

What?Will he fall asleep soon?

Neymar looked at Li Tianyue in horror, but she had already read the fairy tales on her mobile phone softly: "Once upon a time there was a little girl who followed her mother's instructions and brought some bread and milk to her grandma. This girl While walking through the woods, a wolf came up to her and asked her where she was going..."

It's "Little Red Riding Hood" reads;Well, it turns out that Li Tianyue thinks that the story he is suitable to listen to is "Little Red Riding Hood". "Little Red Riding Hood" is "Little Red Riding Hood". The focus is on her gentle voice, not the story itself.

"So the wolf took the sharp road and came to grandma's house one step earlier. He killed grandma, poured her blood into a bottle, cut her meat into thin slices, and placed them on plates." Li Tianyue read slowly road.

Wait, the big bad wolf killed grandma?Didn't the hunter rescue Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma?

"So the little girl ate everything she saw. She was eating when a kitten said, 'Shameless! Eat your grandma's flesh and drink your grandma's blood!'" Li Tianyue's voice was still very gentle, probably She didn't care about the plot of the story, she just wanted to hypnotize blindly.

Wait, Little Red Riding Hood ate grandma's meat, did I make a mistake, the direction of the story seems to be a bit wrong!

A burst of drowsiness hit Neymar, and he really wanted to ask Li Tianyue if it was Grimm's fairy tale, but her voice was too soft, as if telling you, go to sleep, go to sleep, I can put you in bed...

"Speaking, the wolf ate the little girl."

Neymar could no longer resist the continuous drowsiness, and worried that he might be eaten by the big bad wolf when he fell asleep, he fell into a dark and sweet dream.Li Tianyue locked her phone, walked out of the huge master bedroom gently, and went to the first floor to make a phone call for Zhuang Yan.The jilted childhood sweetheart, strolling through the pretty streets of the Gracia district, hears that she invites him to dinner at Neymar's house, and the solemn first reaction is to say no.But after thinking about it, Neymar's stinginess these days has fully proved that one more person will make him very uncomfortable.

It can make the captain of the Brazilian national team uncomfortable. From an optimistic point of view, it can be regarded as realizing professional value.

So solemnly agreed.He didn't care, he just wanted to make the person who got lucky with Li Tianyue unhappy.Thinking of this, he didn't even bother to go shopping, so he took a car directly to the wealthy district.When he arrived, Li Tianyue who came to answer the door was still holding a stack of questionnaires. It was said that they were the results of a sample survey she conducted in a residential area in Barcelona, ​​and she was currently in the middle of processing them.

"It seems that there is no one in this room who can help you complete this." Majestic shrugged, took the pile of papers in her hand, walked through the courtyard planted with trees, and walked around from the edge of the swimming pool to the small semi-open living room.Li Tianyue likes working here. Not only can she enjoy plenty of sunshine, but she can also breathe relatively fresh air surrounded by trees, which suits her liking.

Only then did Zhuang Yan know that Neymar's injury was so serious that he had to lie in bed and take a nap on painkillers, and suddenly felt very strange: "But Enrique said at the press conference that he can play in the weekend against Deportivo in the league. .”

"Well, he also said it's nothing, it's just a pain."

"I can't imagine what it's like for you to take care of people." The solemn tone was sour, full of envy and jealousy.When he said this, Li Tianyue fell into deep thought.Yeah, she shouldn't be interested in taking care of other people.If helping his father with cooking and housework at home, and helping his teacher with life at school is because he respects and loves his elders, is it because he treats Neymar like a child because he acts like a baby?

Maybe it really is because of this.Li Tianyue stood up at once, closed the sociology reference book, and said, "I'll go up and see if the kid is awake."

Neymar was still sleeping soundly. When Li Tianyue opened the door and walked in, he was sleeping peacefully, but his hands stretched out from the edge of the bed and clenched into fists, as if he was holding something.Her heart moved, her index finger stretched out and touched the tiger's mouth of the fist lightly, and then between the lightning and the flint, her fingers were tightly grasped into the fist, as if they were born there.

"The ultimate conditioned reflex." She remarked helplessly, sat down by the bed, and tried to break his fingers.But Neymar was clearly having a rather scary dream, frowning and muttering: "No, no, stay with me! Let me do it!"

"shh, shh, I'm here, calm down." Maybe it looks silly, but Li Tianyue still seriously talks to Neymar who is having a nightmare, and it actually works, because Neymar's breathing has obviously calmed down, but dragged The fist that held her did not relax at all.

So there was only one thing Li Tianyue could do, staring at Neymar's face, imagining it as a projector, and then began to meditate on himself reads;The meditations are rich and varied, from her doctoral dissertation to the question of independence that has plagued Catalans for years.So when Neymar woke up, Li Tianyue frowned and looked at him with a worried expression.

"What's the matter with you?" He waved his fist, and Li Tianyue's index finger was brought up and down, forcing her to wake up from meditation.

"Huh? I was thinking about something just now." She covered his fist with her other hand, pried away his fingers with a slight smile, retracted her hand and asked, "Are your symptoms better?"

In order to prevent being drugged, Neymar nodded cautiously and touched his head casually, "But the effect of the drug has not yet expired, so I am a little dizzy."

Li Tianyue expressed understanding, and informed him that Zhuang Yan was already downstairs, "I see that there are still a lot of ingredients stored in the refrigerator, I have to go down to cook first, do you want me to help you to the living room now, or should you rest for a while?"

rest for a bit?Never!Let Zhuang Yan stay on the first floor to watch Li Tianyue cook, no no no!

Neymar firmly held Li Tianyue's shoulders with one hand, pretending that his legs were much better than before, and limping quickly walked downstairs next to her.Seeing her take herself to the semi-open small living room, Neymar raised his vigilance again.That was Li Tianyue's favorite place to stay, and she actually let Zhuang Yan stay with her on the sunny glass table!

After Li Tianyue put him on the chair, he went to the kitchen, leaving two men with different thoughts to confront each other.

"Hello, Zhuang, welcome to my house as a guest." With an aggressive smile, Neymar's fighting spirit ignited.Only people like Li Tianyue, who don't usually have much contact with male suitors, can't see this kind of obvious fighting aura. Seeing how easy it is for him to be picked out, Zhuang Yan just feels that it's too easy to make him feel uncomfortable. Like a bully.

"I think we can move to the living room to watch TV. I don't want to mess up the pile of materials. She will be angry and scratch everywhere like a vexatious kitten." Neymar evoked a mysterious smile and said, He stood up quickly and invited Majesty to move.The latter opened his mouth wide and asked him hesitantly, "Didn't your leg hurt?"

"That's right!" Neymar immediately supported the back of the chair with both hands, pretending to be very weak.Majestic was speechless and choked, surprised that this poor acting skill inherited from La Masia could actually scare Li Tianyue, who can observe micro-expressions, this is the so-called care and chaos.

Neymar always wanted to find furniture to support himself while leading the way, but because the room was too large, he could only jump and walk, and there was a solemn follower behind him, which made him feel very embarrassed.Zhuang Yan had already given up his plan to embarrass him. When faced with a man who was so extreme and whose mental age was equal to that of a 10-year-old child, he only needed to calmly stand aside and watch him dig his own grave.

Li Tianyue cut up a plate of fruit because he was worried about them halfway.Zhuang Yan picked up a piece of banana with a small fork, and sighed after eating it: "Xiaoyue, it's really hard for you, he can't do anything now, why don't I go to the kitchen to help you?" He pointed to Neymar when he spoke, It made the little Brazilian king who couldn't understand Chinese shudder, for fear that he would expose himself.

"You are a guest, and this is not my house. You'd better sit and watch TV with peace of mind."

Nodding with a solemn smile, he cast a meaningful look at the Brazilian.As soon as Li Tianyue walked away, Neymar immediately asked: "What did you say?"

"Mr. Neymar, even if you are in a relationship, you can't interfere with your girlfriend's freedom of speech." Zhuang Yan shrugged, and continued to happily eat fruit slices, taking a panoramic view of the anxiety of the little Brazilian king.Neymar was very angry, but he could only stare at Zhuang Yan.He must hire a tutor to teach him Chinese, otherwise Li Tianyue will not understand a word when she speaks to her Chinese friends in the future, which is really a disadvantage.

After waiting for about a century - because Neymar and Zhuang Yan hated each other and had nothing in common, Li Tianyue finally invited them to the dining room for dinner.When she helped Neymar step by step to the long dining table, the solemn and teasing eyes made Neymar sweat coldly.

Li Tianyue felt that the atmosphere between them was very strange, and these two people were currently the closest opposite sex to her besides the teacher and father, so she directly asked: "Could it be that you two...have you ever fought?"