[Football] Psychological experiment

When Neymar finally finished smiling at Pique at the security checkpoint - more importantly, after the blink of an eye, mobile phones and camera flashes from all the surrounding fans immediately surrounded them.Because the Barcelona star just now was so nasty that everyone wanted to record this moment.

Pique stood next to the security checkpoint where the camera couldn't capture it, watching Neymar, who had been ng more than 10 times just now, facing Li Tianyue, who was sitting behind the workbench, showing a pampering look that fully met the director's expectations, and passed the level one by one.The reason why there are Neymar's emotional eyes in the script of the advertisement is that whether he is celebrating football or being interviewed, he will unconsciously blink at the camera, as if seducing female fans in front of the TV.Both the director and the writers apparently felt that this quality was useful in promoting the allure of Qatar Airways.

Yet today he declares that he can't look at a man with charming eyes?

Peake dared to bet that this was definitely to show courtesy to Li Tianyue, to show his sincerity to the dense crowd here and only give her one... something like that.

However, Li Tianyue, who was sitting in front of the security checkpoint as a prop, looked calm. After Neymar looked at her affectionately and received the director's deep appreciation, she immediately stood up and closed the book on her lap outside the camera, and asked: " Is it all done?"

So amidst the amazement of the fans, the two walked out of the airport and got into the car without even looking back at Pique.Barcelona's most promising candidate for the future chairman pouted, and sent a message in the Barcelona team group: Red reminder, don't be Ney and the light bulb.

The sweet mode of the two lasted until Neymar's birthday on February 2th. Li Tianyue thoughtfully arranged the living room, purchased a bunch of snacks and drinks, prepared wii, xbox and ps5, and changed the water in the swimming pool again, so that Welcome your teammates.

The entire Barcelona team spent a pleasant afternoon and evening at Neymar's house, and almost everyone felt incredible about the harmony between Luca and Li Tianyue.When Li Tianyue took the children upstairs to play with building blocks in the nursery, Mascherano couldn't help but said: "If I didn't know you well, I would have thought you were a family."

Neymar waved his hand disapprovingly, "You are not allowed to talk nonsense, I and I will have our own baby in the future. But I am also very happy that she has such a good relationship with Davi."

Ever since the commercials at the airport were ignored, Pique would start complaining when he saw the two of them. Now hearing Neymar show his affection indirectly, he immediately pointed out: "It's not even married yet, and it's still a long way to have children."

Speaking of this, Alvesfu was very heartfelt, pointing to the bar piled with gifts: "The gift is a coffee machine, right? Are you really a couple?"

"I sent it because I knew my coffee machine was broken. It's practical, which means she can take care of the house!" Neymar blushed and had a thick neck. He also had a broken face when he received the coffee machine this morning, and it took him 5 seconds to adjust. , hugged Li Tianyue and thanked him.But thinking of the relationship between the two of them now is not the same as before, he still feels a little sad.

At night, driving away the group of teammates who only laughed at him, Neymar threw himself on Li Tianyue, who had just put Luca to sleep, and was severely stopped by her putting her index finger against her lips.Well, his little monster is not easy to be lulled to sleep, but he should also consider the feelings of the big monster, right?

She gently closed the door, grabbed Neymar's hand and took him to the master bedroom, in case he suddenly acted like a baby in the corridor.As soon as Neymar entered the room, he threw her on the bed for a while, and Li Tianyue's face was stained with saliva, which perfectly interpreted his canine attributes.

"Okay, okay, you get up first, I have something to tell you." She supported the bed with one hand and pressed Neymar's chest with the other, explaining: "I will go back to Zurich tomorrow, and I have cooperated with the medical school before. One of the projects still needs to be completed, and it will take about half a month."

"Half a month!" Neymar encircled Li Tianyue with his silver-backed orangutan-like arms, almost failing to lift her up. "Half a month has 15 days, 360 hours, and 2...more than [-] minutes." Neymar almost bit his tongue off, he shouldn't be showing off his calculation skills.

Li Tianyue didn't take it seriously, and stroked his short-cut hair, "Relax, I will try to come back as soon as possible, and Mr. Enrique also asked me to come back and teach you Chinese New Year greetings to Chinese fans. Come back before the New Year's Eve."

New Year's Eve, Neymar has heard of this. It is written in his little red book that this is the most important day of the year for Chinese people. It seems that their calendar is different from that of the West, and it will be New Year's Eve at that time.He likes this day, for this day Li Tianyue can return to Barcelona earlier.

"If you don't come back soon, I will go to Zurich to find you." Neymar threw Li Tianyue down again, trying his best to entangle her.This is also the most incomprehensible point for Li Tianyue. She doesn't know if Brazilians are so enthusiastic. Anyway, Neymar wants to stick to her every time he gets along with her.Steaming breath, scorching stubble, and eyes filled with the Milky Way.

But rather amazingly, he never intended to have sex.Li Tianyue turned over and switched to the posture of riding Neymar's waist, and asked him: "Next time you come back, do you want to have sex?"

"What, what?"

At some point, Li Tianyue had already taken off her glasses, and the cold moonlight hit her side face, making her eyes seem to be cold too.Neymar didn't dare to answer easily. Although he and Li Tianyue have been together for more than a month, the latter is still a high-mountain flower in his eyes, which can be admired and smelled, but take it off and put it in his mouth?Absolutely impossible, he still wants to hold his roses for the rest of his life!

Li Tianyue frowned, "You don't want to?"

How could you not want to, I am willing to reads; [Rebirth] Not relatives, not friends!

But Neymar's language system seemed to be dead, and he couldn't say a word, just lying on the bed and nodding.Li Tianyue was finally amused by his appearance, his face stretched out, he lifted his legs, and jumped off the bed, "Then let's talk when we come back, won't you send me out?"

Neymar continued to nod.Li Tianyue was always able to surprise him, she seemed rigid and unreasonable, but in some places she unexpectedly took the initiative to be free and easy.For example, the bomb she dropped today was enough to haunt him for half a month, it was really powerful.

So, after sending Li Tianyue away, Neymar's daily conversations with his teammates in Gamper Sports City changed to:

"Dani, you know what? Tell me...forget it or not."

"Leo, do you know what to tell me... Forget it or not."

"Andres, do you know tell me... forget it or not."

Probably every member of Barcelona's first team has encountered such a mysterious situation. There is such an annoying monster in the team. They just want Li Tianyue to fly back from Switzerland to collect him.After finally getting through more than a week, the ears were getting callused, and the stars agreed not to inform Neymar of the dinner on the day of the carnival, so as to hold a collective complaint meeting.

In Brazil, Carnival usually means a grand masquerade, a parade of horses and floats, and dazzling fireworks.Neymar specially customized a set of clothes for this carnival, and called seven or eight Brazilian compatriots to participate in the carnival parade on the Barcelona seaside.Alves and Neymar Sr. also put on props and costumes to participate in the parade. After laughing and making trouble, they even took a group photo.

Fans on ins can't find where Neymar is in the picture, but since he posted lee_analpacainafrica, it means that Li Tianyue is not by his side on this samba celebration day, so there is a voice of sympathy in the message—— Until the righteous master replied him.

In the sea of ​​fans' comments, Li Tianyue's reply was quickly liked. Her words were as unemotional as her own: Standing next to the masked man with open arms - Alves, the one in black is Neymar .

Soon, Neymar retweeted her comment, and accompanied it with extremely nasty text: truelove[heart][heart]~, love you, hope you come back soon[pitiful][pitiful]

The red heart and pitiful expression turned a group of girlfriend fans into sister fans, and Li Tianyue was also attracted thousands of times.The distressed female fans asked her to take pity on her poor two-year-old boyfriend and come back to accompany him.

While Neymar was playing with his mobile phone on the co-pilot, Alves, who was sitting in the back seat and hitchhiking back to the main city of Barcelona, ​​planned to go quietly, quietly halfway, to go to the dinner party of other teammates.But Neymar held on to him, and after he got off the car, he stood on the side of the street reluctantly and said, "Dani, you just have a drink with me and you don't want to tell me when she will come back."

Neymar's black clothes melted into the night. Passers-by thought that someone was being dragged to the car by an invisible force, and all cast terrified eyes at them.Alves was glad he was wearing a mask, otherwise tomorrow's headline would probably be "Barcelona star carnival celebration caught in supernatural incident".Seeing that the agreed upon restaurant was not far away, the disliked Brazil captain still held on to him, Alves wanted to cry but had no tears.

It happened that Messi came out and was looking around.Alves had already sent a text message saying that he would be there soon, but he did not enter the restaurant for a long time, so the Argentine king who cared about his teammates decided to come out to greet him in person.As a result, when he turned his head, he saw Alves being tied into the car by an invisible force!

Regardless of his lack of height and size advantage, Messi rushed up and hugged Alves' waist, closed his eyes and dragged back while shouting, "Dani, hard, hard, I'm here to help you!"

Neymar blinked, blinked again, and suddenly let go.The effect of inertia caused Alves to fall backwards, with a miniature plum dumpling on his back.

"What a coincidence?"