[Zhang Yunlei] Oh, my mother, the corners are spilling again!
Chapter 1 01-20
01
"Mom, what's for breakfast?"
"Hey?! I just know how to eat, so I'll call your aunt first."
"……understood."
02
Liu Haoran couldn't laugh or cry about this aunt who was two years younger than him, and couldn't call "aunt" to her girlish face.
"Gu An'an! It's time to eat!"
"……understood."
Gu An sat at the table with his messy long hair, his dark circles under his eyes were scary.
"Did you become a thief last night?"
"Liu-yuan, do you have something nice to say?!"
"Look at your dark circles! See for yourself if it's scary!"
"You think I'm thinking?! I'm insomnia and I can't help it!"
The two little ones started bickering at the dining table, and Liu Haoran's mother just watched lovingly. She watched the youngest sister, Gu An, grow up, just like her own daughter.
03
After breakfast, Gu An was dragged out by her elder nephew, saying that she was under a lot of pressure to take her to relax, and she was stunned when she saw the three characters [Deyun Society].
"Liu-yuan, you said relax, you mean take me to listen to cross talk?"
"How about it, isn't it ingenious?"
"Alright..."
But I just want to go home and sleep, Yuan'er! ! !
03
Because there is still a while before the start, there are only two young people in the audience, and there is only a little girl, Gu An, who is particularly conspicuous.
"Yuan'er, why don't you put on your mask..."
"Don't worry! You won't be discovered!"
All right, all right (__), your old man said so...
04
So classmate Liu Haoran's flag fell.
After he was recognized by a little girl, within 10 minutes, many little girls got wind of it and blocked the entrance of the theater if they couldn't go in.
Gu An: "Let me make you nervous?"
Liu Haoran felt wronged: "You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable..."
Gu An: "Can we not bullshit?"
Liu Haoran put on his hat and mask obediently, and then the performance began.
05
Because too many fans came, Liu Haoran and Gu An got separated.
Gu An, who is a road idiot, curled his lips: "It's great to have fans, isn't it?"
Touching his pocket, Gu An realized what was worse: "Damn Liu Yuan, I'll leave my wallet and phone with you when I go out, and I'll take your surname!"
Penniless and ignorant of the way, Gu An was about to cry...
"I want to go home ah ah ah ah ah!"
06
Yang Jiulang went out for a stroll and came back, surrounded by everyone, asking questions in a hurry.
"Why are there so many people outside?"
"Master didn't come today?"
"To see Dalin? Can't you? When did Dalin become so attractive?"
"Has the person blocking the door left?"
Yang Jiulang replied in a good-tempered manner: "It's all gone. It is said that a celebrity came to our place and was photographed. Those little girls came to chase stars."
Zhang Yunlei shook his head: "Tsk."
07
Yang Jiulang: "The little girl in the audience just now is still at the door."
Zhang Yunlei: "Which one?"
Yang Jiulang: "Just the one who laughed and cried by himself, and you still said that he looks good-looking."
Zhang Yunlei: "Oh."
Yang Jiulang: "How about going?"
Zhang Yunlei: "Hey, go out and buy a bottle of water."
08
As soon as he went out, Zhang Yunlei saw the little girl squatting on the side of the road, pitiful and aggrieved.
"are you OK?"
"..." The little girl raised her head, um, this face looks familiar: "Are you Zhang Yunlei?"
"Well, I am. Are you uncomfortable here alone?"
"My now lost older child."
"Pfft..."
Zhang Yunlei was instantly amused by her.
"Call your family to pick you up..."
“Mobile phone in the hands of parents of lost children :)”
"...hahahaha sorry hahahaha..."
09
"I'll lend you my mobile phone, hurry up and call your family..."
"...If I say I can't remember the phone number, will you die laughing right here?"
"I will hahahahahahahahaha..."
But Gu An still took the mobile phone that Zhang Yunlei handed over, he must try it, in case the little bastard Liu Yuan escaped from the predicament and could hear my phone ring...
10
The persistent little girl called her mobile phone three times, but no one answered.
ORZ
"Liu-Yuan'er, I will never go out to play with you again...it's too deceitful!"
Seeing the little girl pouted in disappointment, Zhang Yunlei felt that she was so funny.
So he laughed really unkindly for a long time.
:)
11
Bai Jingting and Gu An are good friends, so good that they can spend the night at his house chatting with each other.
Gu An was the only girl in their circle of friends, and also the only amateur.
Xiao Bai, who was idle, had a brain hole, and the people around him couldn't keep up with his thinking, so he naturally thought of Gu An who could synchronize.
However, it was her nephew Liu Haoran who answered the phone.
12
Bai Jingting: Liu Yuan?Where's your aunt?
Liu Haoran: I got into trouble, Brother Bai.
Bai Jingting: Did you lose Gu An'an? !
Liu Haoran: Huh.
13
Bai Jingting and Liu Haoran successfully connected, the two covered each other tightly, and ran out to find someone in person.
Also dragged into the water were Wang Junkai and Yi Yangqianxi.
These two children agreed to help out purely because they were coolies who were brought here, and they agreed to help because they had a good relationship with Gu An.
Although it's dangerous for them to go out...
14
Finally, Zhang Yunlei, who had had enough laughing, bought something to eat for the little girl, and then led her back.
Guo Qilin: "What's the situation with you? Buy a bottle of water and send it to a little girl?"
Zhang Yunlei slapped his little friend on the forehead mercilessly: "You owe it to me!"
After seriously explaining the cause, process and result of the matter to everyone, the girl was arranged in the lounge.
Gu An: I am nice but I can’t say QAQ
15
After searching for two hours, student Liu Haoran suddenly slapped his thigh: "I know where to find Gu An'an!"
Bai Jingting: "Qianxi, don't drag me! I must beat him up!"
Wang Junkai: "Brother Bai, let's find Gu An'an first and then smoke him."
Yi Yang Qianxi: "That's right."
16
Hearing that there were a few suspicious people at the door asking about the pretty girl in a denim jacket, Zhang Yunlei's first reaction was: "...Call the police or not?"
Guo Qilin gave him a blank look: "Maybe it's the little girl's friend who came to find someone?"
Zhang Yunlei: "Then why are you covering it tightly? The traffickers are afraid of being caught by surveillance cameras?"
Guo Qilin: Uncle!Are you poisonous? !
17
People who talk about cross talk are very easy to get close to people.
Guo Qilin made Gu An laugh with a few words, and everyone quickly got acquainted with this pretty and good-natured little girl.
"Miss Gu An, is that boy in the black hat today your boyfriend?"
Zhang Yunlei, who was talking to Yang Jiulang, suddenly paused.
"The one sitting next to me?" Gu An curled his lips: "Of course not, I don't dare to be that kind of god who cares about orphans, I'm afraid."
Hearing the happy answer by accident, Zhang Yunlei breathed a sigh of relief quietly, and when he raised his head, he met Yang Jiulang's meaningful eyes...
"What kind of eyes do you have?!"
"The eyes that see the arrival of spring :)"
18
The four big boys' mouths were worn out, so they were let in to find someone.
"Gu An'an!"
"My mother scared me! Why did you four come together?!"
Miss Gu An ran over, bluntly ignored her nephew who was about to give her a hug, and rushed over to give Yi Yang Qianxi a bear hug.
"Long time no see, boss!"
Although Wang Junkai and Yi Yangqianxi are younger than Gu An, they usually like to put on airs when they get along with each other, so Gu An just obeyed and had no objections.
"Hey, didn't you see me?"
"I'm a poor victim now, Xiao Kai, you can't bully me!"
19
Wang Junkai: "For the sake of your suffering today."
Bai Jingting: "Now that the person has been found, we can publicly execute classmate Liu-yuan :)"
Gu An brazenly put his arms around Qianxi's thin waist: "Don't slap your face! Liu Yuan still has to earn money to buy me delicious food!"
Liu Haoran, who made a mistake and was beaten and scolded, was still dying of guilt: "Gu An'an, I'm sorry..."
Finally, the neglected hug was made up by the little girl: "Okay, I can only forgive you..."
20
These four people took off their disguises, and everyone in Deyun Club was stunned.
Bai Jingting, Liu Haoran, Wang Junkai, Yi Yangqianxi.
Guo Qilin's double chin was so frightened.
Yang Jiulang quickly glanced at Zhang Yunlei, emmmmm, this face is not happy...
Gee.
"Mom, what's for breakfast?"
"Hey?! I just know how to eat, so I'll call your aunt first."
"……understood."
02
Liu Haoran couldn't laugh or cry about this aunt who was two years younger than him, and couldn't call "aunt" to her girlish face.
"Gu An'an! It's time to eat!"
"……understood."
Gu An sat at the table with his messy long hair, his dark circles under his eyes were scary.
"Did you become a thief last night?"
"Liu-yuan, do you have something nice to say?!"
"Look at your dark circles! See for yourself if it's scary!"
"You think I'm thinking?! I'm insomnia and I can't help it!"
The two little ones started bickering at the dining table, and Liu Haoran's mother just watched lovingly. She watched the youngest sister, Gu An, grow up, just like her own daughter.
03
After breakfast, Gu An was dragged out by her elder nephew, saying that she was under a lot of pressure to take her to relax, and she was stunned when she saw the three characters [Deyun Society].
"Liu-yuan, you said relax, you mean take me to listen to cross talk?"
"How about it, isn't it ingenious?"
"Alright..."
But I just want to go home and sleep, Yuan'er! ! !
03
Because there is still a while before the start, there are only two young people in the audience, and there is only a little girl, Gu An, who is particularly conspicuous.
"Yuan'er, why don't you put on your mask..."
"Don't worry! You won't be discovered!"
All right, all right (__), your old man said so...
04
So classmate Liu Haoran's flag fell.
After he was recognized by a little girl, within 10 minutes, many little girls got wind of it and blocked the entrance of the theater if they couldn't go in.
Gu An: "Let me make you nervous?"
Liu Haoran felt wronged: "You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable..."
Gu An: "Can we not bullshit?"
Liu Haoran put on his hat and mask obediently, and then the performance began.
05
Because too many fans came, Liu Haoran and Gu An got separated.
Gu An, who is a road idiot, curled his lips: "It's great to have fans, isn't it?"
Touching his pocket, Gu An realized what was worse: "Damn Liu Yuan, I'll leave my wallet and phone with you when I go out, and I'll take your surname!"
Penniless and ignorant of the way, Gu An was about to cry...
"I want to go home ah ah ah ah ah!"
06
Yang Jiulang went out for a stroll and came back, surrounded by everyone, asking questions in a hurry.
"Why are there so many people outside?"
"Master didn't come today?"
"To see Dalin? Can't you? When did Dalin become so attractive?"
"Has the person blocking the door left?"
Yang Jiulang replied in a good-tempered manner: "It's all gone. It is said that a celebrity came to our place and was photographed. Those little girls came to chase stars."
Zhang Yunlei shook his head: "Tsk."
07
Yang Jiulang: "The little girl in the audience just now is still at the door."
Zhang Yunlei: "Which one?"
Yang Jiulang: "Just the one who laughed and cried by himself, and you still said that he looks good-looking."
Zhang Yunlei: "Oh."
Yang Jiulang: "How about going?"
Zhang Yunlei: "Hey, go out and buy a bottle of water."
08
As soon as he went out, Zhang Yunlei saw the little girl squatting on the side of the road, pitiful and aggrieved.
"are you OK?"
"..." The little girl raised her head, um, this face looks familiar: "Are you Zhang Yunlei?"
"Well, I am. Are you uncomfortable here alone?"
"My now lost older child."
"Pfft..."
Zhang Yunlei was instantly amused by her.
"Call your family to pick you up..."
“Mobile phone in the hands of parents of lost children :)”
"...hahahaha sorry hahahaha..."
09
"I'll lend you my mobile phone, hurry up and call your family..."
"...If I say I can't remember the phone number, will you die laughing right here?"
"I will hahahahahahahahaha..."
But Gu An still took the mobile phone that Zhang Yunlei handed over, he must try it, in case the little bastard Liu Yuan escaped from the predicament and could hear my phone ring...
10
The persistent little girl called her mobile phone three times, but no one answered.
ORZ
"Liu-Yuan'er, I will never go out to play with you again...it's too deceitful!"
Seeing the little girl pouted in disappointment, Zhang Yunlei felt that she was so funny.
So he laughed really unkindly for a long time.
:)
11
Bai Jingting and Gu An are good friends, so good that they can spend the night at his house chatting with each other.
Gu An was the only girl in their circle of friends, and also the only amateur.
Xiao Bai, who was idle, had a brain hole, and the people around him couldn't keep up with his thinking, so he naturally thought of Gu An who could synchronize.
However, it was her nephew Liu Haoran who answered the phone.
12
Bai Jingting: Liu Yuan?Where's your aunt?
Liu Haoran: I got into trouble, Brother Bai.
Bai Jingting: Did you lose Gu An'an? !
Liu Haoran: Huh.
13
Bai Jingting and Liu Haoran successfully connected, the two covered each other tightly, and ran out to find someone in person.
Also dragged into the water were Wang Junkai and Yi Yangqianxi.
These two children agreed to help out purely because they were coolies who were brought here, and they agreed to help because they had a good relationship with Gu An.
Although it's dangerous for them to go out...
14
Finally, Zhang Yunlei, who had had enough laughing, bought something to eat for the little girl, and then led her back.
Guo Qilin: "What's the situation with you? Buy a bottle of water and send it to a little girl?"
Zhang Yunlei slapped his little friend on the forehead mercilessly: "You owe it to me!"
After seriously explaining the cause, process and result of the matter to everyone, the girl was arranged in the lounge.
Gu An: I am nice but I can’t say QAQ
15
After searching for two hours, student Liu Haoran suddenly slapped his thigh: "I know where to find Gu An'an!"
Bai Jingting: "Qianxi, don't drag me! I must beat him up!"
Wang Junkai: "Brother Bai, let's find Gu An'an first and then smoke him."
Yi Yang Qianxi: "That's right."
16
Hearing that there were a few suspicious people at the door asking about the pretty girl in a denim jacket, Zhang Yunlei's first reaction was: "...Call the police or not?"
Guo Qilin gave him a blank look: "Maybe it's the little girl's friend who came to find someone?"
Zhang Yunlei: "Then why are you covering it tightly? The traffickers are afraid of being caught by surveillance cameras?"
Guo Qilin: Uncle!Are you poisonous? !
17
People who talk about cross talk are very easy to get close to people.
Guo Qilin made Gu An laugh with a few words, and everyone quickly got acquainted with this pretty and good-natured little girl.
"Miss Gu An, is that boy in the black hat today your boyfriend?"
Zhang Yunlei, who was talking to Yang Jiulang, suddenly paused.
"The one sitting next to me?" Gu An curled his lips: "Of course not, I don't dare to be that kind of god who cares about orphans, I'm afraid."
Hearing the happy answer by accident, Zhang Yunlei breathed a sigh of relief quietly, and when he raised his head, he met Yang Jiulang's meaningful eyes...
"What kind of eyes do you have?!"
"The eyes that see the arrival of spring :)"
18
The four big boys' mouths were worn out, so they were let in to find someone.
"Gu An'an!"
"My mother scared me! Why did you four come together?!"
Miss Gu An ran over, bluntly ignored her nephew who was about to give her a hug, and rushed over to give Yi Yang Qianxi a bear hug.
"Long time no see, boss!"
Although Wang Junkai and Yi Yangqianxi are younger than Gu An, they usually like to put on airs when they get along with each other, so Gu An just obeyed and had no objections.
"Hey, didn't you see me?"
"I'm a poor victim now, Xiao Kai, you can't bully me!"
19
Wang Junkai: "For the sake of your suffering today."
Bai Jingting: "Now that the person has been found, we can publicly execute classmate Liu-yuan :)"
Gu An brazenly put his arms around Qianxi's thin waist: "Don't slap your face! Liu Yuan still has to earn money to buy me delicious food!"
Liu Haoran, who made a mistake and was beaten and scolded, was still dying of guilt: "Gu An'an, I'm sorry..."
Finally, the neglected hug was made up by the little girl: "Okay, I can only forgive you..."
20
These four people took off their disguises, and everyone in Deyun Club was stunned.
Bai Jingting, Liu Haoran, Wang Junkai, Yi Yangqianxi.
Guo Qilin's double chin was so frightened.
Yang Jiulang quickly glanced at Zhang Yunlei, emmmmm, this face is not happy...
Gee.
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