[Zhang Yunlei] Oh, my mother, the corners are spilling again!
Chapter 10 181-200
181
Wang Yuan also came over: "Wow, [-] words, Gu An'an, what do you want? Tell me about your love history?"
Gu An: "I've never heard of it! Is that plausible? I still have to explain?! What can I explain?!"
Zhang Yunlei didn't give any face when he heard it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Gu An'an, I'm afraid you have stayed too much in Deyun Club, and you are talking like a cross talk hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Gu An, who was stared at by his friends angrily, didn't stop laughing on the spot...
182
"I'm flirting with you here, right?"
(Like, really like!)
"Hey! It's not over, is it? I haven't slept in the middle of the night, so I don't feel tired performing during the day!"
(Why aren't you tired, tired, tired... Don't you miss our little fairy daughter...)
"We just met yesterday, it hasn't been 24 hours yet, why do you think like this?"
(Our little fairy daughter is the cutest...)
Wang Yuan: I'm afraid, I'm extremely unfriendly to single dogs, bye bye!
183
An illegitimate student exposed that Liu Haoran had already lived with a girl, and the entire Internet exploded.
It is said that Liu Haoran is a good student, a straight boy, brother Sunshine, and his personality has collapsed.
Before Liu Haoran woke up, his phone was about to be blown up by the company. The company couldn't contact anyone, so he called his parents. Liu*yuan's mother could only find Liu*yuan's roommate, Gu An...
Gu An: I want to sleep QAQ
184
(An An, are you and Yuan Yuan at home?)
"Yes..."
(Then why didn't Yuanyuan answer the phone?)
"We played a little late last night with some friends, he hasn't woken up yet..."
(You guys went out yesterday?)
"Going out to buy something, what's the matter?"
(...It's okay, you guys have a good rest today, don't go out.)
"……Oh."
185
Wang Yuan: "Gu An'an! You and Liu Haoran are on the trending list!"
Gu An: "...?"
Liu Haoran: "?????"
It was only after reading the news that Gu An figured out what the cousin's phone call meant this morning.
Wang Junkai: "Student Liu Haoran, I want to interview you. How does it feel to have an affair with your aunt?"
Liu Haoran: "Don't tell me, it's quite fun!"
Gu An: "Hehe."
186
Liu Haoran turbo: [There is a scandal with my aunt, am I considered No.1 in the entertainment circle, right?Aunt @圆热向的古安安 Do you think so? 】
The chubby Gu An'an: [This melon is not tasty, hiccup. 】
Bai Jingting commented on Liu Haoran turbo: [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
187
Zhang Yunlei went on tour with his master, and the business trip lasted half a month.
Gu An was so busy at school that he became dizzy, studying tasks, club activities, and school activities kept going. He went back every day when it was close to bedtime, and went to sleep after a hasty wash.
When she received the WeChat message, she was so sleepy that she didn't even know what she was typing...
Brother Braid: [Little ancestor, I have arrived in Nanjing. 】
My little friend: [Well, I got it, plan to send it to me before noon tomorrow. 】
Zhang Yunlei:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
188
Guo Qilin: "What's wrong with you?"
Zhang Yunlei: "Sad..."
Guo Qilin: "What are you worried about? Isn't the matter of Gu An'an and Liu Haoran clarified a long time ago?"
Zhang Yunlei: "What if our little ancestor is stupid?"
Guo Qilin: "..." I really don't need to ask!
189
Originally, the affairs of Liu Haoran and Gu An were over, but suddenly they rushed back to the trending list.
[The woman who saved the Milky Way in her previous life, Gu An.A third-year student of Radio and Television Journalism at Renmin University of China, with excellent grades in school, a member of the amazing dance troupe, and the head of the study department of the school's student union.A few days ago, one of the parties involved in the Liu Haoran cohabitation oolong incident was clarified to be Liu Haoran's little aunt. The cover BTS song nottoday dance was praised by leader Kim Namjoon with likes and comments.Ami circle "cover goddess". 】
190
When Zhang Yunlei was sitting in the car, he saw this article, which praised his girlfriend for being so good, and he liked it happily.
Fans like Sherlock Holmes immediately smelled something unusual, so the cult CP of [Zhang Yunlei×Liu Haoran] suddenly emerged from the crowd of [nine braids] [uncles and nephews], and quickly occupied a place in station b and a certain Jiang !
顾安笑死在寝室:哈哈哈哈哈张云雷和刘*源儿组CP哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!
191
The student union often organizes everyone to watch movies in the small auditorium. This is one of the few activities that Lin Shen does not act with Gu An.
Although Gu An also likes watching movies, she doesn't like watching movies with many people.
It happened to be a horror movie that day, Lin Shen wanted to watch it but was afraid that he would not dare to go back to the dormitory after watching it, so he dragged Gu An along with him.
Gu An was extremely resistant and even snarled in the street: "I'm not, I'm cowardly, don't drag me, I dare not look at it!"
Lin Shen: "Even if you die today, you have to die for me!"
192
After watching the whole "Conjuring Soul", Gu An's hand was about to be crushed by Lin Shen. Of course, she herself was too scared to care about her own hand...
Gu An: QAQ!Lin Shenshen, I will never watch movies with you again!
After watching the movie, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. On the way back, the two of them were blown by a small wind, which frightened the two girls' legs so that their legs went limp...
Lin Shen: "I was wrong, I will never watch horror movies again, little angel, please forgive me!!!"
193
It was already late at night when Zhang Yunlei returned to the hotel to rest after the performance. After washing up, he lay on the bed and was about to brush up his circle of friends and go to bed. Suddenly, he saw that Gu Anan, who should have gone to bed early, posted a ticket circle 3 minutes ago:
Hot water poisoning: [Explode in place, watch horror movies again and I will be a sand sculpture!Great sand sculpture! (Heart is dead.JPG)]
? ? ? ? ?
what's the situation?
194
Brother Braid: [Did you watch a horror movie today? 】
My little friend: [You haven't slept yet, QAQ? 】
Brother Braid: [It's just over, is there no one in the bedroom? 】
My little friend: [Lin Shenshen's sand sculpture is more timid than me, I really don't want to watch these messy things anymore QAQ]
Brother Zhui'er: [Don't be afraid, those things are all lies, don't scare yourself... Doesn't it mean that there will be classes tomorrow, so I won't be able to sleep again. 】
My little friend: [TAT I can't sleep anymore...]
195
The little girl who loves her was scared and couldn't sleep, so Zhang Yunlei dialed a video, and Gu Anan answered in seconds, and the picture of the connection almost made him laugh to death—their little girl was wrapped in a small blanket and hugged her baby. The big shark is pitiful and mysterious...
"Do not laugh!"
(Okay, okay, I don’t laugh anymore, I don’t laugh anymore...)
"I'm so pitiful and you still smile so happily, Zhang Yunlei, won't your conscience hurt?!"
(I was wrong little ancestor, you are well, your braided brother will go back the day after tomorrow...)
"understood……"
(Will you pick me up at the airport the day after tomorrow?)
"It's so cute to be a big man! I really want to go... The head of the department just informed me that there will be an event the day after tomorrow. I guess it will take a whole day, so you can go home and have a good rest..."
(Then how can it be done?! Our little ancestor is tired, I will pick you up from your school the day after tomorrow, but my sister told you to come to your house for dinner...)
Lin Shen, who was still too scared to sleep: I fucking choosegodie this dog food!
196
Gu * dare not sleep * An and Lin * also dare not sleep * wearing the same dark circles under the same style that cannot be covered by cosmetics for two days, and received a lot of horrific ridicule from a group of friends...
It's been 8012, can you two have something to do? !
After listening to the lecture all morning, Gu An, whose sleep quality has dropped sharply, is about to go on strike. There are many people eating at noon, and the food he bought casually in a hurry is not delicious. Gu An took two bites and was called away by the student union. , stepping on a pair of small high heels and running all over the campus for a day, my legs will break.
When Zhang Yunlei called her, this girl was still following everyone in the lecture hall to finish the work.
"Minister, why don't you go first, and let's collect the rest."
"It's not much anyway, I'll send these to the instructor's office with you."
197
Gu An walked slowly to the school gate, and saw Zhang Yunlei leaning against the car smoking a cigarette at a glance, very social :)
"Little heartless, can't you walk two steps quickly when you see me? Don't you miss me at all?"
"Think about it..." Gu An stretched out his hand softly to hug him: "I'm just being lazy, our braided brother is the best, please forgive me..."
"Yo, yo, poor kid!"
"you do not say……"
"Kiss me and I will forgive you~"
"ah!"
198
Zhang Yunlei has been in the house for a long time, but Gu An still dawdled with the door and didn't come in. Our second master swayed out of the house again. Gu Anan pulled off his shoes vigorously, and he gasped in pain...
"What's the matter? Is my foot hurt? Why didn't you say it just now?"
"Hey, keep your voice down! It's not serious, so don't worry about me...I've been running around in school in high heels all day, and it will be fine in a few days."
All girls will encounter life problems - high heels grinding feet!
"How about I carry you in?"
"No, no, no! It's not that you can't walk! Don't hurt your arms and legs again, how uncomfortable it will be for me, brother braid?"
"Don't wear those high heels from now on!"
"Follow the organization's arrangement, and I will never wear high heels in the future!"
199
Guo Qilin: "Gu An'an, why every time I see you, you seem to be hungry for days?"
Gu An'an: "You'll know if you walk around in high heels and walk around the crowd, you won't be able to find your tune even if you cry!"
Guo Qilin: "Then you eat at school, so you can't scare people away?"
Gu An'an: "(Pouting) You didn't hurt me, did you?! Where is the food so scary?! You haven't eaten for a day, why don't you eat more?!"
Guo Qilin: "Why don't you eat? Are you losing weight? This is not something you can do?"
Gu An'an: "Then what do you think I can do?"
Guo Qilin: "Five meals a day, every meal."
Gu An'an: "Hey! What did you eat for those five meals?"
Guo Qilin: "Start early in the morning, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage……"
Gu An'an: "Stop, stop, stop! Does that sound like it?!"
Guo Qilin: "Isn't this your food?"
Gu Anan: "I've never heard of it!"
200
Zhang Yunlei: "...No, you two are still talking about cross talk at the dinner table? It's very lively talking about each other?!"
Gu An'an looked innocent: "It's not Dalin who started first!"
Zhang Yunlei: "His talk is like that old lady in the vegetable market every day, so don't pay attention to him."
Guo Qilin: I am wronged by the invincible spiral storm in the universe!
"Dad! Zhang Yunlei bullied me!"
Wang Yuan also came over: "Wow, [-] words, Gu An'an, what do you want? Tell me about your love history?"
Gu An: "I've never heard of it! Is that plausible? I still have to explain?! What can I explain?!"
Zhang Yunlei didn't give any face when he heard it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Gu An'an, I'm afraid you have stayed too much in Deyun Club, and you are talking like a cross talk hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Gu An, who was stared at by his friends angrily, didn't stop laughing on the spot...
182
"I'm flirting with you here, right?"
(Like, really like!)
"Hey! It's not over, is it? I haven't slept in the middle of the night, so I don't feel tired performing during the day!"
(Why aren't you tired, tired, tired... Don't you miss our little fairy daughter...)
"We just met yesterday, it hasn't been 24 hours yet, why do you think like this?"
(Our little fairy daughter is the cutest...)
Wang Yuan: I'm afraid, I'm extremely unfriendly to single dogs, bye bye!
183
An illegitimate student exposed that Liu Haoran had already lived with a girl, and the entire Internet exploded.
It is said that Liu Haoran is a good student, a straight boy, brother Sunshine, and his personality has collapsed.
Before Liu Haoran woke up, his phone was about to be blown up by the company. The company couldn't contact anyone, so he called his parents. Liu*yuan's mother could only find Liu*yuan's roommate, Gu An...
Gu An: I want to sleep QAQ
184
(An An, are you and Yuan Yuan at home?)
"Yes..."
(Then why didn't Yuanyuan answer the phone?)
"We played a little late last night with some friends, he hasn't woken up yet..."
(You guys went out yesterday?)
"Going out to buy something, what's the matter?"
(...It's okay, you guys have a good rest today, don't go out.)
"……Oh."
185
Wang Yuan: "Gu An'an! You and Liu Haoran are on the trending list!"
Gu An: "...?"
Liu Haoran: "?????"
It was only after reading the news that Gu An figured out what the cousin's phone call meant this morning.
Wang Junkai: "Student Liu Haoran, I want to interview you. How does it feel to have an affair with your aunt?"
Liu Haoran: "Don't tell me, it's quite fun!"
Gu An: "Hehe."
186
Liu Haoran turbo: [There is a scandal with my aunt, am I considered No.1 in the entertainment circle, right?Aunt @圆热向的古安安 Do you think so? 】
The chubby Gu An'an: [This melon is not tasty, hiccup. 】
Bai Jingting commented on Liu Haoran turbo: [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
187
Zhang Yunlei went on tour with his master, and the business trip lasted half a month.
Gu An was so busy at school that he became dizzy, studying tasks, club activities, and school activities kept going. He went back every day when it was close to bedtime, and went to sleep after a hasty wash.
When she received the WeChat message, she was so sleepy that she didn't even know what she was typing...
Brother Braid: [Little ancestor, I have arrived in Nanjing. 】
My little friend: [Well, I got it, plan to send it to me before noon tomorrow. 】
Zhang Yunlei:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
188
Guo Qilin: "What's wrong with you?"
Zhang Yunlei: "Sad..."
Guo Qilin: "What are you worried about? Isn't the matter of Gu An'an and Liu Haoran clarified a long time ago?"
Zhang Yunlei: "What if our little ancestor is stupid?"
Guo Qilin: "..." I really don't need to ask!
189
Originally, the affairs of Liu Haoran and Gu An were over, but suddenly they rushed back to the trending list.
[The woman who saved the Milky Way in her previous life, Gu An.A third-year student of Radio and Television Journalism at Renmin University of China, with excellent grades in school, a member of the amazing dance troupe, and the head of the study department of the school's student union.A few days ago, one of the parties involved in the Liu Haoran cohabitation oolong incident was clarified to be Liu Haoran's little aunt. The cover BTS song nottoday dance was praised by leader Kim Namjoon with likes and comments.Ami circle "cover goddess". 】
190
When Zhang Yunlei was sitting in the car, he saw this article, which praised his girlfriend for being so good, and he liked it happily.
Fans like Sherlock Holmes immediately smelled something unusual, so the cult CP of [Zhang Yunlei×Liu Haoran] suddenly emerged from the crowd of [nine braids] [uncles and nephews], and quickly occupied a place in station b and a certain Jiang !
顾安笑死在寝室:哈哈哈哈哈张云雷和刘*源儿组CP哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!
191
The student union often organizes everyone to watch movies in the small auditorium. This is one of the few activities that Lin Shen does not act with Gu An.
Although Gu An also likes watching movies, she doesn't like watching movies with many people.
It happened to be a horror movie that day, Lin Shen wanted to watch it but was afraid that he would not dare to go back to the dormitory after watching it, so he dragged Gu An along with him.
Gu An was extremely resistant and even snarled in the street: "I'm not, I'm cowardly, don't drag me, I dare not look at it!"
Lin Shen: "Even if you die today, you have to die for me!"
192
After watching the whole "Conjuring Soul", Gu An's hand was about to be crushed by Lin Shen. Of course, she herself was too scared to care about her own hand...
Gu An: QAQ!Lin Shenshen, I will never watch movies with you again!
After watching the movie, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. On the way back, the two of them were blown by a small wind, which frightened the two girls' legs so that their legs went limp...
Lin Shen: "I was wrong, I will never watch horror movies again, little angel, please forgive me!!!"
193
It was already late at night when Zhang Yunlei returned to the hotel to rest after the performance. After washing up, he lay on the bed and was about to brush up his circle of friends and go to bed. Suddenly, he saw that Gu Anan, who should have gone to bed early, posted a ticket circle 3 minutes ago:
Hot water poisoning: [Explode in place, watch horror movies again and I will be a sand sculpture!Great sand sculpture! (Heart is dead.JPG)]
? ? ? ? ?
what's the situation?
194
Brother Braid: [Did you watch a horror movie today? 】
My little friend: [You haven't slept yet, QAQ? 】
Brother Braid: [It's just over, is there no one in the bedroom? 】
My little friend: [Lin Shenshen's sand sculpture is more timid than me, I really don't want to watch these messy things anymore QAQ]
Brother Zhui'er: [Don't be afraid, those things are all lies, don't scare yourself... Doesn't it mean that there will be classes tomorrow, so I won't be able to sleep again. 】
My little friend: [TAT I can't sleep anymore...]
195
The little girl who loves her was scared and couldn't sleep, so Zhang Yunlei dialed a video, and Gu Anan answered in seconds, and the picture of the connection almost made him laugh to death—their little girl was wrapped in a small blanket and hugged her baby. The big shark is pitiful and mysterious...
"Do not laugh!"
(Okay, okay, I don’t laugh anymore, I don’t laugh anymore...)
"I'm so pitiful and you still smile so happily, Zhang Yunlei, won't your conscience hurt?!"
(I was wrong little ancestor, you are well, your braided brother will go back the day after tomorrow...)
"understood……"
(Will you pick me up at the airport the day after tomorrow?)
"It's so cute to be a big man! I really want to go... The head of the department just informed me that there will be an event the day after tomorrow. I guess it will take a whole day, so you can go home and have a good rest..."
(Then how can it be done?! Our little ancestor is tired, I will pick you up from your school the day after tomorrow, but my sister told you to come to your house for dinner...)
Lin Shen, who was still too scared to sleep: I fucking choosegodie this dog food!
196
Gu * dare not sleep * An and Lin * also dare not sleep * wearing the same dark circles under the same style that cannot be covered by cosmetics for two days, and received a lot of horrific ridicule from a group of friends...
It's been 8012, can you two have something to do? !
After listening to the lecture all morning, Gu An, whose sleep quality has dropped sharply, is about to go on strike. There are many people eating at noon, and the food he bought casually in a hurry is not delicious. Gu An took two bites and was called away by the student union. , stepping on a pair of small high heels and running all over the campus for a day, my legs will break.
When Zhang Yunlei called her, this girl was still following everyone in the lecture hall to finish the work.
"Minister, why don't you go first, and let's collect the rest."
"It's not much anyway, I'll send these to the instructor's office with you."
197
Gu An walked slowly to the school gate, and saw Zhang Yunlei leaning against the car smoking a cigarette at a glance, very social :)
"Little heartless, can't you walk two steps quickly when you see me? Don't you miss me at all?"
"Think about it..." Gu An stretched out his hand softly to hug him: "I'm just being lazy, our braided brother is the best, please forgive me..."
"Yo, yo, poor kid!"
"you do not say……"
"Kiss me and I will forgive you~"
"ah!"
198
Zhang Yunlei has been in the house for a long time, but Gu An still dawdled with the door and didn't come in. Our second master swayed out of the house again. Gu Anan pulled off his shoes vigorously, and he gasped in pain...
"What's the matter? Is my foot hurt? Why didn't you say it just now?"
"Hey, keep your voice down! It's not serious, so don't worry about me...I've been running around in school in high heels all day, and it will be fine in a few days."
All girls will encounter life problems - high heels grinding feet!
"How about I carry you in?"
"No, no, no! It's not that you can't walk! Don't hurt your arms and legs again, how uncomfortable it will be for me, brother braid?"
"Don't wear those high heels from now on!"
"Follow the organization's arrangement, and I will never wear high heels in the future!"
199
Guo Qilin: "Gu An'an, why every time I see you, you seem to be hungry for days?"
Gu An'an: "You'll know if you walk around in high heels and walk around the crowd, you won't be able to find your tune even if you cry!"
Guo Qilin: "Then you eat at school, so you can't scare people away?"
Gu An'an: "(Pouting) You didn't hurt me, did you?! Where is the food so scary?! You haven't eaten for a day, why don't you eat more?!"
Guo Qilin: "Why don't you eat? Are you losing weight? This is not something you can do?"
Gu An'an: "Then what do you think I can do?"
Guo Qilin: "Five meals a day, every meal."
Gu An'an: "Hey! What did you eat for those five meals?"
Guo Qilin: "Start early in the morning, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage……"
Gu An'an: "Stop, stop, stop! Does that sound like it?!"
Guo Qilin: "Isn't this your food?"
Gu Anan: "I've never heard of it!"
200
Zhang Yunlei: "...No, you two are still talking about cross talk at the dinner table? It's very lively talking about each other?!"
Gu An'an looked innocent: "It's not Dalin who started first!"
Zhang Yunlei: "His talk is like that old lady in the vegetable market every day, so don't pay attention to him."
Guo Qilin: I am wronged by the invincible spiral storm in the universe!
"Dad! Zhang Yunlei bullied me!"
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