[Zhang Yunlei] Oh, my mother, the corners are spilling again!

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Zhang Yunlei was in poor health, so he didn't return to Tianjin after Chinese New Year, and stayed in Beijing.

This was the first Spring Festival after the two of them were together, and he was still worried about how the silly girl in his family would celebrate the New Year for a long time, so he asked a few questions in a roundabout way, and the answer he got was to spend it with his cousin's house.

emmm, I originally wanted to kidnap you to celebrate the New Year, let’s do it, it’s not enough to stand alone :)

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On the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, Liu Haoran and Gu An packed up their things and went back to live. Liu’s parents and Liu’s mother were not on vacation yet, so they decided to go and buy food!

Putting down the bag, I went straight to the supermarket. Cashew nuts, almonds, melon seeds, peanuts, yogurt, potato chips, dried meat, dried meat, juice, spicy sticks, chocolate, dried fruit, jelly, seaweed, AD calcium, Wangzai milk, Oreo, I took a cart full of snacks...

Chinese New Year, just try to have a good time~

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Liu Haoran turbo: [When you go to the supermarket, there is a big foodie beside you...]

There is a table full of snacks, it can be said that there are really all kinds of everything.

The chubby Gu An'an commented on Liu Haoran's turbo: [I think you don't want to eat anymore :)]

He posted this Weibo in less than 10 minutes, and the comments have exceeded [-]. There are also those who say that he posts about his aunt every day, and some who say that Gu An can eat real hammers, but most of them say that he is so pampered Seeing that Gu An and Zhang Yunlei will have no status...

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Little pigtail Zhang Yunlei: [So I understand why he doesn’t have a girlfriend anymore (laughs and cries)]

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When Zhang Yunlei made a video call with Gu An that night, he found that the girl had changed her hairstyle again.

"Dye your hair again? And cut it?"

(Improvisation, not bad, right?)

"Looks good! My little fairy daughter looks good no matter what!"

(Was that better looking before or better now?)

"..."

Liu Haoran laughed so hard that he almost fell off the sofa: "Hahahaha Gu An'an, are you a devil?!"

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Then Liu Haoran, who gloated at other people's misfortunes, was punished :)

Gu An went back to the room and took a box and put it in front of him, his smile gradually changed:

"If you can't tell the difference between rotten tomato red, strawberry red cherry red, vintage red pepper red, maple leaf color, pumpkin color, cow's blood, red bean paste red, auntie red and true red, you can cook for yourself tonight~"

Teacher Xiao Zhang on the other end of the phone gasped, and said to himself, fortunately, I don't owe anything, aren't these old ones all red? !Let alone an hour, you can't tell the difference in this day, right? !

...My nephew, go all the way!

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Zhang Yunlei's expression was subtle.

Guo Qilin: "What expression do you have?"

Zhang Yunlei: "The expression of doubting life."

Guo Qilin caught sight of the earphones he was wearing: "What kind of ghost is your fairy being manipulated again?"

Zhang Yunlei: "Da Lin, can you tell the difference between tomato red, strawberry red and pepper red?"

Guo Qilin was bewildered: "..."

Zhang Yunlei passed the phone over without changing his expression: "Liu Haoran is teaching online."

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【Care Center for Mental Illness】

Liu Haoran: @王俊凯@王源

Wang Junkai: What are you doing?

Liu Haoran: Those of you who have endorsed lipsticks, can you tell the color of the lipstick?

Liu Haoran: (Exhausted mentally and physically)

Karry Wang: (Meow meow meow meow?)

Wang Yuan: (Black question mark face???)

Bai Jingting:?

Dong Zijian: Let me ask my wife for you...

Wei Daxun: What stimulated you again?

Liu Haoran: This is related to my dinner today, please everyone!

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Still 【Care Center for the Mentally Ill】

Yi Yang Qianxi: Ah Guan asked you to recognize it?You hired her again?

Liu Haoran: Because I said she was a devil during the video with Zhang Yunlei...

Yi Yang Qianxi: (Keep laughing)

Yi Yang Qianxi: (See you later!)

Liu Haoran: Come back! ! ! !

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Or 【Psychiatric Patient Care Center】

Gu An'an: Live broadcast a public execution for everyone :)

Gu An'an: [Video]

The protagonist of the video has no other person except Liu Haoran, and there is a lot of cosmetics in front of him. Gu An only shows his hands and voice.

"Choose yourself, starting with foundation~"

"Can I not choose?"

"No."

"Can I admit my mistake?"

"late."

So Liu Haoran finished choosing cosmetics with the same face in mourning, and then Gu An painted him a full makeup with his own hands.

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Karry Wang: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wang Yuan: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Bai Jingting: A screenshot has been taken hahahahahahaha

Wei Daxun: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Zhang Yishan: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Wang Dalu: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Guo Qilin: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dong Zijian: So what, the lipstick color is still indistinguishable?

Dong Zijian: I will laugh for a while hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Gu An'an: Xiaofeng will make her C debut tonight!

Bai Jingting: Crazy calling for Xiaofeng!

Wang Junkai: The C position is guaranteed!

Wang Yuan: Crazy for you, crazy for you, banging against the wall!

Yi Yang Qianxi: What did I miss?

Wang Yuan: Go watch the video posted by Gu Anan!

Bai Jingting: You will regret it if you don’t watch it!

Wei Daxun: Xiaofeng Xiaofeng, I love you!Like Mice Love Rice!

Yi Yang Qianxi: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yi Yang Qianxi: It's a pity not to choose a show hahahahahahahahahahaha

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On New Year's Eve, classmate Gu An lay in bed and felt like dying, wishing to throw all the ice cream she bought yesterday downstairs, but this did not change the fact that her menstrual period was early and she was in severe pain :)

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Zhang Yunlei got up early in the morning and wanted to call their girl. He couldn't think about it for a day without seeing him. He wished he could grow wings and fly over!

Gu An guessed that when Gu An got up, he dialed a video call, but he was rejected after two rings, and he called again, but was hung up again.

Teacher Xiao Zhang is not happy.

Teacher Xiao Zhang is going to make a splash!

Sitting next to him, Guo Qilin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Just ask Liu Haoran, isn't it enough?"

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Guo Qilin: [Happy Chinese New Year! 】

Liu Haoran: [Happy New Year! Happy New Year! 】

Guo Qilin: [Well, are you at home? 】

Liu Haoran: [(laughing and crying) At home, Gu An'an is not feeling very well, you can tell your little uncle, it's nothing serious, let him not worry. 】

Guo Qilin: [Hey, are you sick?Is it serious?This is a big Chinese New Year...]

Liu Haoran: [Girls always feel uncomfortable for a few days every month, and they ate half a box of ice cream last night, it's strange to feel comfortable...]

Guo Qilin: [...Understood. 】

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"Your girlfriend has a stomachache after eating cold during her menstrual period."

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Zhang Yunlei: "..."

From other people's mouths, why is it so strange that their little fairy daughter has a stomachache during her menstrual period? !

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Zhang Yunlei persistently dialed the video call countless times, and finally got through. Hey, the ceiling is so white!Why didn't I find out before?

"My ancestor! Does your stomach hurt badly?"

"...I can't die."

"Bah, bah, what are you talking about during the Chinese New Year?!"

"It's New Year's Eve, and I survived a catastrophe..."

"No, let's discuss it, can I see if you don't look at the roof?"

"……Oh."

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The phone shook, and finally the screen was no longer the roof of Gu An's bedroom, but the girl's pale face was scary enough...

"It hurts so badly? This face is almost the same color as the ceiling!"

"The murder caused by half a box of ice cream..."

"Take some painkillers, don't force yourself!"

"Take it, the strength of the medicine hasn't come up yet, it will be fine in a while..."

After talking for a while, Gu An's mental state became worse and worse. He was lying in bed at first, and fell asleep without saying a few words, which made Teacher Zhang feel distressed enough.

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After sleeping for a while, Gu An was awakened by the pain. Before he opened his eyes, Gu An cursed, sat up, and ran into the bathroom with his hands on his stomach...

Zhang Yunlei was so startled by her that he couldn't speak a word for a long time, it was much scarier than watching it in the video!

Gu An got up violently, her eyes were dark, she leaned against the wall and sat down on the bed, and then she recovered a bit, but her stomach hurts so much that she almost bowed herself to a full stop...

"Little ancestor, are you okay?"

"……when did you come?"

The author has something to say: Happy Lantern Festival everyone!