The President's Ghost Companion

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Robin wasn't with Crocodile when he found me.

So I interviewed Robin with Crocodile that day at the Secret Underground of the Rain Feast.Robin with the ponytail looks pretty young, honestly, I want to lean in and kiss him.Robin said she would do anything.Crocodile, who pretends to be mysterious, is finally willing to turn his boss chair and no longer look at those weird banana crocodiles with bananas growing on their heads.

"Oh, I heard that you can understand historical texts."

I poked my head out of Crocodile's and said; Robin is beautiful isn't she.Crocodile didn't care about me, and continued to explain the purpose and nature of the work of Baroque Works. Fortunately, I was used to his indifference, and floated from behind Crocodile to Robin's eyes, and looked at it lewdly .

"From now on, your code name will be Miss.allsunday. You will be my assistant and the vice president of this baroque work agency. I hope you will not do anything that disappoints me."

"Yes, Boss Sha!!"

"Yes."

Two voices answered at the same time.

Robin's faintness was covered up by my loud yes, and at the same time I turned around and gave a standard naval salute, with a solemn face and a pretentious tone; "It's absolutely fine, Boss Sha."

"..You can go out now, someone outside will arrange your accommodation."

Hey, why does Crocodile's voice gnash his teeth? My attitude is obviously very good. I am a little annoyed. I follow behind Robin and want to go out with Robin, want to stay with Robin, and spy on Robin in private What was my life like, and Crocodile asked me to stay.

"President, is there anything else you can order?" Robin shouted quickly.

"No, you go out first."

I looked at the closed door and thought it would be the same to wait and play with Robin.He turned to look at Crocodile and asked him what's the matter.But he didn't answer me right away, he lit his cigar again, turned the boss's chair back, pretended to look deeply at the banana crocodile swimming happily outside the glass, and had to exhale hypocritically before speaking.

I cut it contemptuously, thinking that I was pretending to be an uncle, but it was very photogenic.

"Do you want to be resurrected? In addition to the ancient weapon "Pluto", this historical article also records the method of resurrecting the dead. If you obey me obediently, I will help you by the way."

I heard what the fool said, I'm a spoiler, okay? I wanted to laugh but I was afraid that Crocodile would turn red from embarrassment. After thinking about it, I followed his will and said, "Although I want to be resurrected, I still forget it." , sounds very troublesome."

But what I never expected was that Crocodile would have such a big reaction after hearing my words, as if he had hit his thunder point.He slapped the table angrily, his hair was messed up, and he yelled at me as a coward in a gaffe, expressing in his words that he had the urge to kill me all the time.

I was stunned when I heard this and laughed,

"Don't be angry, Boss Sha! If you die, you will die. Anyway, I am quite comfortable dying now, and with you here, my life is quite nourishing."

"...I don't want to see you, get out of here."

It was not the first time I saw Crocodile hanging his head and pressing his hands weakly on the table. I was so sorry to see Crocodile's unknown side every day.

I ran wild through the wall with a hippie smile.

I'm used to Crocodile's bad words, but Crocodile doesn't seem to be used to me yet.The big reason for this is because I always rebel against him, and he is used to killing people who rebel against him, but I can't kill him no matter what, and I still dangle in front of his eyes all day, which is really embarrassing for him.

His heart must be very aggrieved.

But I also tried very hard to express that I am very docile!I haven't done anything superfluous.I crossed my arms and sat cross-legged at the gate of the secret underground, thinking about it, and didn't go far.Why do you always have trouble with me and don't get along with me peacefully.

I'm easy to take care of, I don't need anything, how worry-free, just talk to me a few words in ordinary times, I just need spiritual food.Don't always think about using people or something, the key is that you use it when you use it, and the technique of using it should be hidden deeper.

"Didn't I tell you to go away?"

I was too absorbed in complaining and didn't realize that the door behind me was open.I raised my head and opened my mouth slightly to see Crocodile, whose expression had returned to normal. While biting his cigar, Crocodile still had a face of "I am the overlord, whoever rebels, I will give him a good look, pull the sky." Rockdale didn't make any detours, just walked right past me.

“…”

I pouted at his leaving back, floated up, and followed behind Crocodile, and I retaliated against his evil deeds.Do you know how iron sand palms are made?It's like spreading your five fingers, and licking the sand non-stop!And I just spread my fingers and kept licking Crocodile's mind.

Oops, accidentally pierced from the back of the head to the front of the face.

I grinned when I saw it, and Crocodile also stood still. I still maintained the original movement. From the corner of my eye, I saw that the cigar in my mouth was about to be broken by him, and the veins on the back of the hand were exposed. Sure enough, Crocodile As soon as Dahl turned around, his entire face was black, his eyes stared at me fiercely, and a word popped out between his teeth.

"roll!"

"Boss Sha, you are really cute."

I was so mean, haha, I floated out sideways, I squinted my eyes with a smile, and was possessed by Mr. ahaha again.