The No. 1 Sword Cultivator in History [Transmigration Book]

Su Shisan soon discovered that the labels that the senior brothers put on Ling Fuzi the day he went up the mountain were too clever!

As the number one genius in the world of cultivating immortals, Ling Fuzi obviously has a 3-minute tropical fish head.First of all, Ling Fuzi can't remember his weird name like Sudan Red!Secondly, on the second day after he entered the mountain gate, a human face grew from the surface of the bead...

As Su Shisan's master and the head of Jiange, Ling Fuzi doesn't even remember his face! !

His cheap master with a high degree of prosopagnosia, every time he thinks of him, he just points at him casually, shouts thirteen, and then pulls out a round bead from a bunch of white-clothed male disciples... Fine!

Su Shisan burst into tears.

Anyway, the original body is also the number one beauty in the book "Dark Devourer", okay, that beauty is simply beyond the sky!The lips are red and the teeth are white, and the smile is like a spring breeze. It's just a matter of minutes!

After this face grew, Su Shisan glanced at it for the first time. He was so shocked that he himself gasped in front of the bronze mirror.beautiful!It's so cute!Su Shisan finally understood why in the original book, the male lead was clearly in love with the female lead, but he couldn't help but provoke him.This is clearly because of his beauty!

Su Shisan used three exclamation points in a row, and then told himself deep in his heart, hold back, absolutely hold back.Lingfuzi is not only his cheap master, but is currently the No. 1 immortal cultivator in this small world. His cultivation level is unfathomable. Just pulling out a golden thigh hair is enough for him, Su Shisan, to eat and die for a lifetime.

So he lowered his voice and lowered it, took another deep breath, and... finally couldn't help it. "Master! How many times have I told you that my name is Sudan Hong, not Su Shisan!"

"Huh?" Ling Fuzi's smile froze, he stopped the booklet he was preaching in, and sat awkwardly on the only futon in the gazebo. "This, what's the difference? We cultivators are so proud of ourselves that we forget our form, and we forget to say anything. It's just a name. Thirteen, you are so excited, it is inconsistent with our school's teachings on cultivating the mind!"

Su 13's two chicken paws pressed down on the ground, jumped up from the futon, and soared into the air, quickly bringing out snow-white bead shadows.

He waved his chicken paw angrily, and the tip of the paw almost hit the bridge of Ling Fuzi's nose. "You, you, me, no, my mother, I have been calling you Sudan Red for more than [-] years, but now I call you the sand sculpture Su Shisan..."

"Ahem, Junior Sister, speak carefully!" The elder brother lazily opened his eyes.This guy dozes off when it's time for group lectures, and the name of the big brother back then was somehow mixed up!He lazily sat cross-legged and meditated, comparing two fingers without haste. "First, junior sister, you are the only girl in my Xiaoyao Mountain. You must speak elegantly, and you can't call yourself an old lady. Everyone in this mountain is older than you. If you call yourself old, where will you put the master! Second, what? ..."

"Secondly, junior sister, although you have the lowest status, you are over 500 years old, why have you been called this name for 20 years?" The second senior brother frowned, and habitually accepted the big brother's compliments.With a straight face, he stared at Su Shisan sternly. "Could it be that you have cultivated for 500 years and only enlightened 20 years ago? This is too stupid!"

"Eldest senior brother, second senior brother," the third senior brother with slender eyes lifted his eyelids and sighed with a half-smile. "You haven't grasped the point of what Junior Sister said! Junior Sister used a new word today, sand sculpture." He looked around the pavilion, and said indifferently: "Dare to ask, brothers and sisters, who here understands what sand sculpture means? "

"Could it be a divine bird that is not recorded in the "Hundred Birds Spectrum"?" The sixth senior brother reached into his arms, rubbed the mud balls on his body as usual, and slowly blinked his shit-smeared eyes. "It shouldn't be. I have searched all the books in the mountains, and I have never seen this kind of bird named Sand Sculpture! I hope my junior sister can help us understand!"

This time, Su Shisan was not only shaking his fingertips, but his whole body was shaking, and his two sharp chicken claws waved countless afterimages all over the sky, and he howled. "You, you sand sculptures, old lady..."

"Junior Sister!"

"Junior sister be careful!"

"...May I ask my junior sister to clear up my doubts for us!"

Amidst the noisy voices, Su 13 rolled his eyes, and was stunned by this group of seniors in fluttering white clothes.

[In the autumn of the 12th year of Tianyuan, the younger junior sister fainted again in the gazebo. It was suspected that the way of cultivating the mind had been broken. The master strictly ordered us not to mention sand sculptures in the future.This is the 180th division order since the establishment of the Xiaoyao Mountain School. 】Brother Eleven, who was born as a scholar, picked up the quill pen and wrote down today's miscellaneous notes in Xiaoyao Mountain on the bamboo slips.Immediately, he raised his head, stared at it, and looked up at the vast and invisible upper realm Tongtianmen deep in the white clouds.

I don't know what kind of divine bird the sand sculpture is?Well, when he has a chance in the future, he will definitely take a look at it.

**

Years have passed, and the mountains do not know the years.

Ten years passed in a blink of an eye.

Su Shisan gathered in the gazebo with his twelve senior brothers every morning and listened to Ling Fuzi's preaching.Then that cheap master left without knowing where to go.He does what he likes to do, and no one cares about lying on the bed.

On this day, if it is not always ready, I am afraid that Long Aotian will rush back and trap the whole Xiaoyao Mountain, and let them all send up to get the boxed lunch, it will really be considered complete!

Su Shisan hummed a little tune and thought to himself.

Before passing through the book, Su Shisan was an out-and-out lazy cancer patient.How lazy are you?When I went out to go on a blind date with a girl, I didn't even comb the few hairs on my head, wiped my face with clean water, and rushed out of the door grabbing the phone.

All lazy cancer patients are not born, but acquired.

After wearing a book, the biggest advantage of cultivating immortals is that you don't have to wash your hair and take a bath every day, and your body will be fragrant (this guy has completely forgotten that as a big pearl, he has nothing to wash).He also got the prescription of Lingfuzi's special incense, and entrusted the eighth brother to pour the incense pills for him in Danfang.

It is said that Lingfuzi's fragrant pills are also made by the eighth brother, and the exclusive secret recipe will not be passed on to the outside world.

A few times when Su Shisan wanted to go over when he was free, he asked Eighth Senior Brother to stop him outside the door with a dignified face.

"Junior Sister, this is my exclusive secret technique. Some preparations need to be carefully prepared. Junior Sister ran here again and again, disturbing my Dao Heart, and I'm afraid it will delay the time of refining the incense pills." Eighth Senior Brother warned with a serious face at that time he.

Su Shisan touched a soft nail, touched the tip of his nose disheveledly (tsk, let's count the flat two-dimensional nose transformed from the bead as such!), turned around and floated away in mid-air up.

Tiny!It's not because I'm afraid that I will see through your recipe, and I don't need to ask you to do it later, I can get started by myself.If Ling Fuzi doesn't come to look for you at that time, you are afraid of falling out of favor!

Su Shisan thought he understood very well.He wandered and floated in the air, walking in Xiaoyao Mountain.Walking through the corridors with nine bends and eighteen bends, I secretly wondered why I didn't notice this group of people when I read this book.

I think it's because once Long Aotian appeared in the original book, these cannon fodder brothers almost didn't have anything to do.

After Long Aotian was picked up by Ling Fuzi, because he was too young, Ling Fuzi directly placed him in the White Pavilion of Lianhua Peak.Later, I forgot what happened, Long Aotian vomited blood once, and since then Ling Fuzi picked him up and took him back to his room. The two ate and lived together, just like a pair of biological father and son.

Because of something... that's right!Su Shisan suddenly shook his body, and a big bead floated in mid-air blingbling and sparkling, as if it had been jolted suddenly.Why is this guy vomiting blood?That's because he broke into the forbidden area behind the mountain!

As an ancient fairy gate, there is a forbidden place full of treasures in Xiaoyao Mountain, which is appropriate!There is nothing wrong with logic!

Wonderful!

If Long Aotian's chance is taken away and Long Aotian ascends to immortality instead, wouldn't he have to sit and wait for death?

Su 13's eyes lit up and he smiled, humming a little tune, swaggering and drifting towards the back mountain.

**

Back Mountain.

Two birds were chirping and chatting.chirp!Cuckoo!You come and go, chirping and chatting for half an hour.Suddenly, I was startled by the rustling sound of a brisk object brushing against bamboo leaves.The two sparrows looked up, and saw a white bead the size of a millstone flying towards the sky under the blue sky and white sun.

Slap it!The two sparrows couldn't avoid it, and bumped into Dazhuzi's face.

"Hey! I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, so I told you to pour a bird's shit!" Su Shisan stretched out his paws, and grabbed them casually. One red and one white squatted in his palm with their wings curled up. Trembling. "What's the matter, little Zhu Xiaobai? How did you escape from Fifth Senior Brother's cage? Isn't Fifth Senior Brother staring at you two every day?"

chirp!Cuckoo!

Little Zhu and Xiaobai flapped their wings desperately, desperately trying to escape from Su Shisan's chicken paws.

"Hey," Su Shisan smiled, looked left and right, and found a good position.He lazily floated over, coiled up on the tree branch and said brazenly: "I've had a crush on you two for many years, old lady, Suzaku Bailuan, the top ten spiritual birds in "Hundred Birds Book"! Increase your cultivation base. While the fifth senior brother is away, you can give it a try."

"Junior Sister, be merciful—!" Fifth Senior Brother's voice came chasing from behind as expected.

When Su Shisan turned his head, he saw the fifth senior brother in white clothes and blue silk running down the ground, stepping on a zither, stretching out a pale Erkang hand and leaping to his side, his handsome face turned pale in a hurry. "Junior Sister, little Zhu Xiaobai is a side branch of Luanniao, and will be raised as a spiritual pet in the future. Don't scare them with such words. They can understand and hold grudges."

"So what if you can hold grudges?" Su Shisan squinted at him, clenched his hands into fists, protected the two birds in his palms, and turned his back to him. "Fifth brother, you also said that you can only become spiritual pets when you grow up in the future. They grow so slowly. When they grow up, hehe, it's better for me to be self-reliant!"

"Junior sister, you..." The fifth senior brother had clear and handsome eyes, but his expression was always a little sad, as if he could hold his heart in his hands for a long time at any time, and looked sickly and uninspired.Among the twelve senior brothers, Su Shisan was the one he didn't like to see the most on weekdays.

The fifth senior brother rested for a long time, as if he was stunned by Su Shisan's shameless words, he was at a loss for a while.After a long time, two sharp eyebrows were raised, and the sick beauty held her heart. "you……"

Panting for a long time, the breath is like a gossamer.

"Junior Sister, you are clearly not such a person, why are you trying to scare me with these words!"

When Su Shisan told him these words, goose bumps all over his body.This guy clearly made a mistake in the script, he should go to a certain river to be a shoujun!Can't look at it, can't bear to look at it, if he continues to look at it, he can't help but scream and pounce on him... beat him hard!

This guy's tone of voice and this resentful little appearance are simply too eye-catching!

Su Shisan coughed, calmed down, and said quickly, "You can return it! You have to exchange it!"

"Junior sister, what treasure do you want, just tell me, I..." The fifth senior brother of the sick beauty bit his lip, and said aggrievedly: "I will just rely on you!"

The tone of voice was twists and turns, the ending was trembling, and there was a lingering resentment.

Su Shisan made the guy tremble, and the little Zhu Xiaobai in his palm also trembled. One person and two birds suddenly turned their heads, and all six eyes widened and stared at Fifth Senior Brother.

The fifth senior brother called out such a grand scene, he was so shocked that he almost fell off the Youhuang Qin. "You, you..."

"Since fifth senior brother is so sincere," Su Shisan hooked his sleeve with the tip of his paw, his eyes brightened.

He approached that fellow, and whispered with malicious intentions: "I'm so disrespectful! Why don't you, fifth senior brother, take me to the forbidden area in the back mountain?"

**

At the same time, Lingfuzi was playing chess with someone else.

The man opposite him has blue eyes and white hair, wearing twelve crowns, his appearance is hidden behind the spell.

"This game is a dead game." Yu Se tapped the chess board lightly with her fingertips, her voice was as cold as ice. "We need to find that dragon to break the game!"

"Ming Zun?" Ling Fuzi burst into anger. "That fellow is not allowed to get closer to Thirteen!"

"If the heavenly killing situation is broken, there are originally three ways to go. The first way, I will fall as the Supreme God." The man shook the tail of the white jade handle lightly, signaling that the spirit whisk should not interrupt, and then said lightly, " The second way, Fenghuang’er replaced me, but now Emperor Feng has made a big mistake, and I am secluded in the black sea reef purgatory, this way does not need to be mentioned again! The third way, find someone to be the supreme god, and then let That chess piece is dead."

The Supreme God paused, and said: "But I misplaced that piece of chess, and someone must follow the traces of what happened at that time to obliterate this wrong piece. Shisan has a relationship with that dragon, and the two of them It would be the best if we can go to each small world together!"

"...My lord, once the wrong move is wiped out, there are only the first two paths left."

"There's only one way left."

The Supreme God calmly put down the white jade chess piece held by his fingertips, stood up and said calmly, "I was born to be a God, and this small world regards me as the Supreme, and I shall die for this small world."

"But……"

"There is no need to discuss this matter again!"

The Supreme God shook the tail of the white jade handle lightly again, lowered his eyes and said quietly, "Lingfu, I entrust this matter to Xiaoyao Mountain. When the time comes, I will remember and tell the dragon about the details one by one."

"Pindao wished he could be killed!" Ling Fuzi raised his eyebrows angrily.

"Tolerate!"

The Supreme God left a word indifferently, and waved his sleeves to ride the wind back.

Ling Fuzi hurriedly asked: "But Shisan is so stupid..."

The figure of the Supreme God swayed in the breeze until the 33rd day, and a jade-like voice came from afar.Every word seems to have the unfinished fragrance of the epiphyllum.

"So, it just happens to be an experience in the world of mortals."

The author has something to say:

1. Thirteen have a sex change.This is a story of a straight man being coaxed into sex.

2. Through the book + infinite flow, every small world that Gongshou goes to in the future will be the original body, and the small world will supplement the logic by itself, giving them a new identity and experience.

3. Long Aotian is the villain.Su Shisan's cultivation of immortality doesn't need to be done by refining qi to build a foundation, but to use the small worlds of various parties to realize Taoism.