The No. 1 Sword Cultivator in History [Transmigration Book]

When Su Shisan pushed the door out the next morning, he stood under the pearl curtain and thought for a while. Last night he had no dreams, but he always felt uneasy in his heart, as if he had forgotten something very important.

Su Shisan thought about it for a full cup of tea, but after confirming that he couldn't remember, he patted his ass and left.

His long hair was tied high into a ponytail, swinging back and forth behind his head as he walked.Dressed in a snow-white disciple robe, she thought she was beautiful.

Su Shisan went straight to the corridor, and when he was about to cross the bridge to the gazebo, he suddenly clapped his hands, alas!I didn't remember what I said, Ling Fuzi was too tired last night, and I didn't have time to check his chest!

He touched himself suspiciously, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something wrong.

As a "girl", how could he not have an F cup?If there is no F, at least he should be rewarded with a pair of Cs, right?

He moved behind him and touched his ass, tsk, it's pretty up!

Su Shisan puffed out his chest, retracted his stomach, and looked at the water surface under the bridge and felt sorry for himself.The summer wind blew the surface of the lake, wrinkled into circles of ripples, water mosquitoes slowly flew out from under the duckweed, and went to find another shelter.

Reflected on the surface of the water was a young man with ugly eyebrows and eyes, his body was as slender as a green bamboo, he raised his hand, tilted his head and smiled like a spring breeze in February.

Peerless boy.It is like a house full of pearls and jade.

Su Shisan narcissistically took photos and photos, and really felt that she looked so beautiful now!It's far better than a few years ago when he finally got a flat two-dimensional face out of a white bead!

It was also more beautiful than all the beauties he had seen in his previous life put together!

Su Shisan smiled like a mentally retarded person.

Then he lifted his foot, the gazebo didn't go, and the wind swept him back to his abode.

He had to take a closer look at the mirror, everyone said that he was beautiful, but with his current appearance, he was full!

In the Abode.

Black Snake struggled to move his body in the middle of the bed, and flicked his head first, boom!Trembling, he bounced his head from the bedding.Then the tip of the tail turned up and lifted.

Inch by inch, millimeter by millimeter.

After half a cup of tea, the unlucky black snake finally made a circle.From a flat zigzag shape to a long strip as thick as a thumb, a pair of sesame seed-sized bumps on the forehead are golden and prosperous.The golden vertical pupils also slowly became radiant.

My darling has succeeded in transforming into a human being, which was originally a great thing to celebrate!But the first thing Baby did to him after regaining his human form was to crush him flat.

Black Snake is sad.

The mournful Dalang doesn't want to face this world.

So he curled himself up under the pillow and buried him deeply.I don't hear anything outside the window with my ears, and I hang the southeast branch from then on.

With a bang.

A snow-white figure rushed into the house in a hurry.

"Mirror mirror, come and tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" Su Shisan hummed an incoherent [-] tune, rushed to Xiaoxuan's window to look at the bronze mirror.

The resolution of the mirror made of red copper is incomparable to that of the glass in the previous life.

Su Shisan took the light for less than three breaths, then frowned impatiently, rolled his eyes, closed the window abruptly, and then slammed the door.

The room was quiet.

Humming a little tune, Su Shisan took off all his clothes, even removing the cloud boots under his feet, and walked around the room barefoot."Fighting the Golden Bough" humming in a ridiculous tone: How can I be willing to suffer this for no reason?

How can the phoenix be bullied by the crow

Breaking the bead crown is hard to get rid of

Tear off the dragon and phoenix treasure clothes again

After singing the last word "clothes", Su Shisan looked down at the indescribable part of his body, trembling all over, and then stretched out his hand to touch it in disbelief.

"Ah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

The sound vibrates and spreads hundreds of miles away.

The whole Xiaoyao Mountain was echoing his miserable cry.Circling back and forth, too disturbing.

The scream finally woke up the lazy, heavy, doggy black snake.

Black Snake raised his head wearily, not knowing why the man was going crazy again.The golden vertical pupils glanced casually in disinterest, and then stared so round that they almost popped out of their sockets.

Inside the abode, the doors and windows are closed.The man stood naked at the door of the moon cave, covering the indescribable part with his hands, jumping up and down like a monkey.The wheat-colored skin is tight and smooth, and there is a dimple on the back of the waist, which is breathtakingly beautiful.

Hei Snake heard the heart hidden deep inside his body, thumping, beating as if he wanted to rebel.

"...Thirteen!" The black snake opened its mouth silently, but only spat out a pink forked letter.

Su Shisan ignorantly howled happily, then let go of that place, raised his arms, and jumped a foot high on the spot. "Hey! So I'm a man!"

Su Shisan was extremely happy.

Before transmigrating the book, he always felt that the book "Sky Eater" did not follow the rules.It is clear that the most handsome girl in the whole book is the Pearl girl, why every time she and Long Aotian are together, except for sword fighting or sword fighting, there is no intimacy at all.

Now he figured it out!

Dare to Love is not a sister of Mingzhu, but a boy of Mingzhu!

Thinking back to the few years when he just crossed over, he said "Old Lady" to Brother Manshan Sand Sculpture, and his face became embarrassing.

Su Shisan wondered paradoxically, would those people have always known that his bead was a male body, but watched him sing indifferently and never exposed him?

Su Shisan, who has always been generous and has a very long reflex arc, touched the truth on a rare occasion, but when he was completely naked, he accidentally let another disciple see him naked.

At the gazebo.

The senior brothers stood there grinding their teeth.

"Eldest brother, this person must be sent away as soon as possible!" Fifth senior brother frowned again, and said angrily, "It's too noisy! If he stays any longer, our Xiaoyaoshan's head will be broken!"

The elder brother lifted the middle sword and lazily said: "Master has already agreed. It's just...don't you feel that something is missing today?"

"Master is missing!" The second senior brother said with a serious look. "Usually, the master is never late for lectures at Chenshi. Yesterday the master died, and today he will die again. I'm afraid it's not good."

All the senior brothers looked sideways and asked, "What's wrong?"

Do you want them to run all over the mountain again? !

"According to the "Miscellaneous Notes of Xiaoyao Mountain", the master was most afraid of people crying at him in his life." The eleventh brother who was born as a scholar took out a roll of yellowed paper from his arms and read it carefully: "The last time, master went down the mountain. I met a father and daughter in the street and were beaten by bullies, Master rescued the father and daughter, and then the daughter grabbed Master's white robe and cried bitterly, uh..."

Eleven's expression was quite indescribable.

The third senior brother frowned, and his slender and beautiful eyes swept over. "Then what happened?"

Eleven hesitated for a moment, then casually tossed the scroll. "See for yourself!"

The third senior brother reached out to catch it in mid-air, quickly found the record with a glance, and then his expression was as if he had eaten a lump.

The fourth senior brother looked over his shoulder, clicked his tongue, and was speechless.

The volume of miscellaneous notes was circulated in the hands of everyone.

I saw that the yellowed paper scroll clearly recorded that in the spring of the second year of Tianyuan, the master went down the mountain to pick up apprentices, and rescued a father and daughter who were beaten by bullies on the streets of the downtown.Her daughter, about seven or eight years old, hugged her master's white robe and wept bitterly, and the master fainted.

Everyone: ...? ? ? !

syncope!

Everyone really couldn't imagine the scene of Ling Fuzi falling in the red dust of the busy city in fluttering white clothes.

When the old man fell down, was there anyone crushed to death behind him?Is there a basket of vegetable leaves?Master... why does he faint when he sees someone crying?

Incredible.

Inexplicably emotional!

Senior Brother Ten, who had always had a very low sense of presence, opened his golden mouth. "Little Thirteen cried last night!"

Affirmative.One word awakens the dreamer.

Everyone recalled Su Shisan's wailing last night, when the voice floated all the way from the White Pavilion on Lianhua Peak back to the abbot.Recalling again, like yesterday evening, Master summoned Su Shisan from the White Pavilion.

Reminiscing... I can't think about it anymore.

"It's broken, go to Baige quickly! Save Master!"

Thanks to Brother Twelve's good voice, these two sentences were yelled loudly and excitedly.

The author has something to say:

[Note] Erba tune is Luoluo tune, Su Shisan is not from Shanxi, he can only hum a few lines.The libretto in the book is excerpted from the part after Princess Shengping was slapped by Guo Yan in "Fighting the Golden Branch".

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Grenade]: 1 Xiangbao; thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 Xiangbao; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!