[Comprehensive] The Giant of the Red Chamber

This dream and the book of heaven are all controlled by 738. Its purpose is not to embarrass the emperor, but just to play with it. When the emperor praised a word as required, it also searched for the meaning of the word. It is indeed a good word. Son, I didn't mean to belittle, I was going to let him pass the test generously, and then I controlled the two little wings of Tianshu like last time, and flew away fluttering.

The emperor watched Tianshu reenact the situation of leaving last time. He didn’t tell him that those words really touched your heart, Mr. Tianshu. He didn’t even inform you of the result. What exactly is a thousand catties? Can you stop talking halfway? The emperor woke up in great resentment.

But before he had time to relive the resentment in the dream in reality, the emperor felt a foreign object in his hand. When he took a closer look, it was still a roll of silk cloth two inches wide. When he opened it, he saw a few small pictures drawn on it. The image looks very indescribable.

The emperor felt that the pictures he drew when he was six years old were better than the one in front of him. He saw three pictures distributed on the palm-sized silk cloth. The emperor really has no suitable words to describe it.One marked "Potato" and the other marked "Sweet Potato".But please come out and explain the difference between these two things, big circle and small circle?

The remaining one is obviously different. It is a long rod with densely dotted dots, marked with "corn". Since the picture is too abstract, people with trypophobia should look carefully.

The emperor carefully recalled what the heavenly scripture said in his dream, could it be that the three things in front of him were the crops that yield a thousand catties per mu as mentioned in the heavenly scriptures, did he just rely on a few circles and a stick to find them?

The world is so big, how could it be possible to find the so-called high-yield crops by relying on this abstract picture that can no longer be abstracted, which can be called a stick figure. The emperor did not doubt whether these three things could produce a thousand catties per mu. It shouldn't be a problem if he wants to produce a thousand catties per mu. He absolutely has no doubts about the authenticity of the Heavenly Book.

It's just that he is worried about how to find these crops, whether he dares to draw two more strokes, whether he dares to draw what the leaves look like, whether he dares to mark whether these grow in the ground or on the branches.

He can also draw a few broken circles and broken sticks, and he can also draw various shapes, realistic and freehand. You can switch between various styles at will, which can be many times better than this picture, so Tianshu is always Are you testing his comprehension ability?

I'm really sorry. My specialty is governing the country and handling government affairs. It's not these weird things. I can't get the meaning of Tianshu smoothly. I'm really sorry!

The emperor's hand holding the silk cloth trembled faintly, and he complained wildly in his heart, 738, this is your fault, look at how you forced an emperor who could not change his face before the collapse of Mount Tai, into a living heart The emperor who complains a lot.

The waiter caught sight of His Majesty's slightly trembling hands from the corner of his eye, and lowered his head tactfully, as if I didn't see anything, and my sense of existence is very low, Your Majesty, you must not notice my appearance.I always feel that there is something wrong with His Majesty's style of painting in the past two years, especially on certain days, which is very strong, which is a bit like the one where a woman's house comes once a month.

Before the emperor could get out of the inner drama, the secret guard came to report the birth of the fourth and fifth sons of the Lin family, two young sons again.If he hadn't been guarding Lin's house all the time, the secret guards at this frequency of giving birth would definitely have reason to suspect that Lin Ruhai borrowed the efficacy of his own son's boy's urine, otherwise how could he hold five of them in five years, and all of them were sons.Other families in the capital have such bitter remarks. It is good to have a son who gives away a son. I want to have as many children as I want. I am so happy!

But the hidden guard can be sure that Lin Ruhai never secretly borrowed his own son's boy's urine. Of course, when the husband and wife are having intimate games, they all hide away, and they still have basic professional ethics.In the final analysis, I can only lament that Mr. Lin is really a god.

However, when the fourth and fifth sons of the Lin family were born, it seemed that there were no strange omens as before. He just said, how could all the strange things in the world be concentrated in one family? , didn't know what happened so that he was too shocked, stuttering and unable to express clearly, the emperor had to order someone to open the door to let him enter the palace.

The little eunuch ran in scrambling, accidentally tripped over the threshold, and fell directly under the imperial case, so he didn't have to leave now.The little eunuch was shaking like chaff, and said intermittently: "Your Majesty is not well, outside...outside... hailstorm."

As soon as he mentioned hail, the emperor thought of the wheat that had just headed. The little eunuch was so frightened. Could it be that the hail was so heavy?I don't know how much food will be lost, and how much of this year's harvest can be saved.If there were no natural disasters, most of the people would barely have enough to eat. Now that there are natural disasters, I don’t know how many people have to sell their children and daughters.

As the emperor walked out, he considered the possible impact of this natural disaster, and how to provide timely relief and appease the people in the future. He had already considered several plans in a few steps.

When he walked out of the gate of the hall, he saw that a big hole seemed to be opened in the sky in front of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, large and small round or flat brown lumps poured down like beans, like an invisible It looks like something is pouring out of the big bag, and sometimes there are yellow and orange stick-shaped objects mixed in. The scene is very scary.Fortunately, these strange things fell on the empty avenue, otherwise, judging by the size of these things, I don't know how many people would be injured.

Wait, why do these things look so much like stick figures in his hands? The emperor opened the silk cloth that he hadn't had time to put away, and checked it carefully. Well, he didn't run away. By the way, the fairy behind him can keep a low profile. This thing is also very unexpected, can't it be quietly placed in a place where no one is around, and it is so loud that those who don't know it will think it is a disaster from heaven.

Seeing that more and more people in the palace were focusing their attention on this vision, and the empresses of the palaces also sent people to inquire, the emperor hurriedly ordered the guards to guard all the places and strictly prohibited the palaces from entering and leaving. Before the steps, wait for the miracle of "heavenly hailstones" to end.

When the emperor knew what it was, he became much calmer.Don't look at the scary scene in front of you, but at least you know how to choose an empty and uninhabited place. You don't have to worry about hurting people. It's kind of sweet to look at. Although the three things fell down together, it seems to have self-awareness. When it reaches the ground, it will be automatically divided into three piles according to the attributes, so as to avoid the trouble of sorting later.

After all, the so-called potatoes and sweet potatoes look quite similar, and it's hard to tell them apart for those who don't know them.Expecting the people from the Department of Agricultural Affairs to drop their book bags is basically more theory than reality. Some people may not be able to tell the difference between rice and wheat, let alone these crops that they have never seen before.

The emperor was also very worried. The Secretary of Agriculture and Political Affairs was really short of practical talents. Some of them could only talk on paper, and some could do nothing.There are basically two groups of people in the Department of Agricultural Affairs: those who were elected by the imperial examination and those who were donated by the family.

I have read a lot of books in the imperial examination, but what I read in the first 30 or even 40 to [-] years are all sage books. Everything is inferior. Only reading is high. The high ones are those classics and epic poems, not the agricultural sciences. Book.

How many people are willing to study farming these days, who would like to study hard for more than ten years and finally go to the Secretary of Agricultural Affairs to work as a land attendant, even if the official title is not that bad, and even many positions and rights are higher than those of some ostentatious posts in the Ministry of Rites There are too many, but I can't stand it. You are a farmer at heart. If you say it, you are just pulling the fields. You always feel that dwarves are inferior, which is too shameful.

If you think about a table of people eating wine together, other people are this adult or that doctor, and when it’s your turn to introduce you, no matter how famous you are, the translation in other people’s minds is: Oh, this is a man in charge of farming.The inexplicable dwarf is fine.

Even in this ancient country where most of the productive forces depended on agriculture, it was inevitable to be viewed in this way.However, those elected to the Department of Agricultural Affairs through the imperial examination are basically poor families with no influence and background, and their grades are in the middle and lower reaches.

For the first ten years or so, I only read the books of sages and sages. In the next few decades, I have to study agricultural science books. If I don’t have a big chance, I don’t want to move here. If there is a chance, I will be assigned to the Agricultural Affairs Department , simply stop daydreaming, and wait for retirement in peace.

Isn’t it just reading in a different direction? What are you afraid of? We have no other specialties in this life. The only advantage is that we can read.Wait, the shaking is too strong, let me faint for a while.

If you are asked to dig the ground, you will be afraid. Isn’t it just switching from poetry, books, classics and history to agricultural principles? Are you in a hurry to find a draw?

When answering, you only need to quote the scriptures. The more difficult and obscure the better, it is best that no one else can understand, anyway, the emperor will not understand. What we said is clear and well-founded, so I am not afraid that the emperor will blame us for not having real materials.

It is conceivable that these scholars who become monks halfway, do not work hard, and do not distinguish grains can really understand how much agronomy is, perhaps not as much as five-year-old children in the fields.Of course, they can't be beaten to death with a single stick. There are no real capable people in the dignified agricultural affairs department, but they are very few after all.

Not to mention the rest of the donated officials. They were originally obtained by the grace of their ancestors. They are all a group of young and old dudes who can eat, drink and play but can't work. The family doesn't expect you to do it. To make a big career, I just ask you to keep yourself safe and don't make troubles, so that people will wipe their asses and become Amitabha afterward.

This is a group of people who don't even need to read agricultural books, let alone expect them to become agricultural tycoons and farming ghosts one day, unless they are possessed by some miscellaneous rice father or some agricultural expert.

Finally, I would like to conclude with one sentence: No one can use the emperor for farming matters!