[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

Three months later, I officially announced that I had run away from home.

Generally speaking, when you run away from home, it is enough to bring money, dry food and water, and a change of clothes - just go home when you run out of money.

But that's only for the brats who leave home on impulse for three days and then regret it.

How could someone like me run away from home in an organized, planned and purposeful way with only such a small amount of things!

"That's why you brought a case of books?"

The QB-like AI sat on my suitcase and asked blankly.

Don't ask me how to see the expressionless face from that face, just understand the spirit.

"That's why you don't understand."

It was a rare opportunity to teach alien AI, and I immediately suffered from occupational diseases.I raised my hand and pushed the non-existent glasses, I patted the suitcase full of books, listened to the echo of knowledge, and excitedly started teaching.

"Aquaman's world has the fewest things—books! You can see that Luffy and the others are a pile of treasures at random. Even Ace and Sabo can save a box of gold and silver treasures from the trash, but you see How many times do books appear in this work? Is there anyone in the Straw Hat Pirates who is educated besides Nami and Robin?"

"And Chopper." AI interrupted abruptly.

"Hey, Chopper is a reindeer, not a human being." I embarrassedly tried to regain my place.

"The formula book says that Usopp reads very complicated books, but Sanji only reads recipes." The AI ​​didn't mean to give me face at all, and continued to make trouble.

...This is TM embarrassing.

I froze, remembering the last time I was this embarrassed.

It must have been when I wrote Natsu Reiko as Natsu Takashi's grandma when I was writing about Mary Su's fanfic.

What kind of execution scene is this, can I just disappear from here now?

The answer is no, so I can only clear my throat and try my best to ignore the burning temperature on my face and continue to pretend.

"Then what... Aren't we going to Windmill Village to stay for more than three years... There are no books there..."

"Oh, I forgot." AI continued to use that QB face, staring at me blankly, "You are afraid that there will be no books to read there. If you don't read books for a day, you will die from the stars."

"..."

There is no way to refute what he should do!

"Forget it." The AI ​​shook its big fluffy tail, "As long as it doesn't hinder our fundamental goal, your innocuous little habit is nothing. Anyway, you have already brought the book up, so take it away. Take it away."

"It's not like you to be so easy-going all of a sudden..." I was still a little skeptical.

"Why should I care about the books you brought with you?" AI tilted his head and looked around. "It's your ability to put so many things on Garp's boat."

I cover my face.

At the beginning, I only planned to bring the necessary clothes and food, but I ended up stuffing two big bags without knowing it... The book is also the same. I only planned to bring two or three books, but when I opened the bookcase, I also wanted to bring I also want to see it, and I packed a box full of it before I knew it...

Really, what is the difference between this and Zhijiang who went out to play and brought a laptop and said that he wanted to code words but never opened the document during the whole process!Am I a primary school student who goes to grandma's house with my summer homework? !

"It's good if you have this self-awareness." AI looked at my expression and showed a smile, "When you move these luggage down, please be responsible yourself."

"I know, I know."

I sighed, turned on the F○te/GO system, and started to regroup.

The formation of F○te/GO can consist of five players at a time, two starters and three substitutes.Originally, there should be a good (big) friend (brother) to help () the battle (leg) position, but the unscrupulous AI refused to give me the support system for the reason of insufficient energy, I can only rely on myself bitterly .

In the case of sneaking in and out this time, the Assassin (assassin) job title is the most suitable.I pondered for a moment, and decided to hand over this arduous task to the Loyalty and Peerless Hassan team.

...But in the way of the magical girl I○ya, no matter how loyal and unparalleled Hassans are, it will be useless.

I put the three cards of Quiet Hassan, Baimao Hassan, and Cursed Wrist Hassan on the starting position in turn. After hesitating for a moment, I put Fuma Kotaro and Jack the Ripper on the alternate positions.The breath blocking of the whole team is almost all A+, I think this is safe!

Carrying a big schoolbag, a big sack, and a suitcase, I walked out like a migrant worker who insisted on bringing goods to the Spring Festival travel train.

In view of the fact that there was a tragedy in the navy where the family of General Zefa was killed by pirates in revenge, Akainu fully learned his lesson and set up his own guards near the private house and the hospital. If I go out with the big beauty, there will be Special soldiers are responsible for escorting escorts.Those in charge of these affairs are very high-level navies.

In this case, theoretically speaking, I think it is basically impossible to run away from home without anyone noticing.

But I have plug-ins!What is the plug-in for! !I can't beat Zefa Chihound or hide from these soldiers when I put on the card! ! !

Including the three months of basic training, I have already spent half a year with Zefa's strength value!For the day!I have conducted special forces training for half a year!Half a year! ! !

Recalling the blood and tears I shed in the past six months, I feel that if I can’t successfully complete this trip away from home, I might as well eat the red dog and remake it—reincarnated and started from scratch!

I put on Serenity Hassan's card, resisting the shame of this so-called dress consisting entirely of two straps and black silk stockings - again, F○te/GO's female card The card is really selling too much meat! ——I relied on Quiet Hassan's A+ breath to block it, and slipped out the door with a large bag on my shoulders.

"I'm serious, why is Tranquility's body more sexual than in the game? I thought Jack's body was shameful enough, Tranquility's body is even more extreme?!"

I escaped the inspection and surveillance of the guards, and I kept complaining to the AI ​​while I was on my way.I have always known that F○te/GO has been criticized for selling meat in charming houses. Every time I see Shuten-douji’s cosplay photos, I feel immoral, but I never thought that one day I would wear the clothes of Heroic Spirit, and even more so. I didn't expect Jing Mi's clothes to be worn on her body...the effect was even better than Jiu Tun's! ! !

Shuten-douji also has a kimono jacket, while Serenity Hassan only has two straps and a black silk! ! !

AI squatted on my empty shoulder, and patted my head with its big tail as if stroking or whipping.

"Because Quiet Hassan has black skin, so black that it almost blends in with the clothes, so you can't tell it from the face of the card."

With a deadpan expression on my face, I spoke my heart out.

"If anyone sees me like this now, I'll strangle you and kill myself. Immediately, immediately, not even a second later."

The AI ​​sighed faintly: "So why don't you use Hassan the Hundred-Looking?"

The ashes on my face became even heavier: "May I ask what do you think is better than Jing Ning's outfit in Baimao's outfit—except for the torn scarves?"

AI was silent for a long time: "I'm sorry, Baimao is so dark that I forgot that she has fewer clothes than Jingjing."

Then again, the Hassans were deceptively dark.

Not to mention the serenity and beauty, Hassan with the cursed wrist (because it is too dark) makes me forget that his upper body is naked and he is not wearing anything.

If I hadn't seen the magical girl I ○ Ya, and Erye wearing a magic wrist card with a bare upper body, I might not have realized this problem at all.

In order not to let this embarrassment continue, the QB jumped off my shoulders and trotted ahead to lead the way.

"Here, see that dog's head? Garp's boat is over there."

In the port of Marin Vanduo in the night, a large ship is parked on the shore. The Shar Pei dog head on the bow is really ugly and unique. It is still so eye-catching in the dark. If you look at it more, you will feel that your eyes have been stabbed twice. .

"Although I felt it when I read the manga... I realized this hot eye more deeply when I watched the animation..." I twitched the corner of my mouth, "But I actually saw... the effect is simply the tenth power of the animation... ..."

I wanted to say it a long time ago - Oda, what the hell is going on with your aesthetics? !

There is only one reason why I don't like watching pirate animations - some people are only slightly hot-sighted in the comics, and I would almost go blind when I put them in the animations! ! !

Think back then!I read the manga version of Dressrosa, and when I saw the black and white picture, I thought Doflamingo's pirate group looked a little handsome-then I saw the color picture on the front page.It is no exaggeration to say that at that moment, I felt that my brain was stabbed severely by someone (Oda).

This is not the end, and after learning this valuable lesson, I never watched the animated version of Cake Island, but I still did not escape the evil hands of my friends!A certain fat seal told me, "The new OP sung by Ann ○ Namie to Kai ○ Wang is so good! The MV is awesome! Go and see it!"

I searched, and I saw the anime op of "HOPE".

…When the pink baron jumped out and spun extremely fast, to be honest, at that moment, I didn’t know whether I was crazy or blind.

Standing in front of Garp's Shar Pei dog-headed warship, I took a deep breath and once again spurned Oda's ruinous aesthetics, then raised my free hand and pressed it on the skull that Serenity Hassan carried. on the mask.

"Variety."

I whispered the skill name and activated Serenity Hassan's first skill.

【Change (Infiltration Specialization) C】

This skill is also the fundamental reason why I chose Serenity Hassan as the first starter.Although her damage as an output is really limited, what I want to do now is not to fight but to sneak in. At this time, no heroic spirit is more suitable than Hassan, and no Hassan is more suitable than Tranquility.

Relying on Quiet Hassan's excellent skills, I successfully slipped into Garp's warship with two large bags and one suitcase, and settled down in the storage warehouse.

After we finally settled down (on the sack), the QB-looking AI jumped on top of me, stomped on my belly that already had a vest line a few times before getting down, and said something to me.

"I saw that you forgot to leave a book for your parents, so I wrote a letter for you."

A strong bad premonition welled up in my heart, I looked at its seemingly innocent little white face, struggled for a long time, and then let out a dying moan.

"You... wrote... what... what..."

"It's nothing, just seven words."

There was a smile on the face of AI's QB, that smile was so happy, as happy as drinking a liter of fat house happy water, it made me feel like falling into an ice cave.

"—Go to hell, old bastard!"

it says.

“……………………”

I was silent for a long time, and suddenly I grabbed it by the neck.

Don't stop me!Akainu won't let me live anyway!Before I die, I must send this culprit down first!

want!die!one!rise!die--! ! !

Chapter 12 Even at the age of 60, there is still a certain rubber monkey in a straw hat with a mind full of meat.

After I ate the last pack of compressed biscuits, we finally made it to Donghae.

Yes, "we".

Because I got caught by Cap.

"So, I told you not to steal it."

Below me who was dangling by the rope, the QB-looking AI shook its big tail and said coolly.

"I'm really going to throw up after eating compressed dry food."

I rolled my eyes, ignoring its taunt.

AI smiled hypocritically: "Why, aren't you someone who can eat five meals of boiled noodles?"

"Get out, I haven't eaten white water noodles after five meals... Besides, is it because we only ate five meals of compressed dry food?!"

Even with other snacks as adjustments, we still ate fifty tons of compressed dry food—fifty ten tons! ! !

I'd rather be caught and hung up by Karp than eat compressed dry food again!

"Ah, Garp is here."

AI looked to the right, jumped onto my head, swished along the hemp rope a few times, and rushed to the mast, and started to watch the show in a leisurely manner.

Looking at the big white tail swaying in front of my eyes, I gritted my teeth, and secretly decided in my heart that when I was put down, I would chop off that tail and stuff it into the bastard's mouth!

Monkey D. Cap came over munching on senbei, pushed up his hideously ugly Shar Pei hat, and looked at me with those black eyes.Although he is getting older, his eyes are still very sharp. He is worthy of being the hero of the navy, "Iron Fist" Garp.

"What's the business of Sakalski's daughter climbing into my boat?"

He took another bite of the senbei and asked with a smile.

It is not surprising that Karp would ask this question.

From the standpoint of "Iron Fist" Karp, it is meaningless to be a pro-popular faction, and has always been incompatible with the pro-noble faction "Red Dog" Sakasky.In addition, although the two belong to the militant faction, and (in terms of training subordinates) they don't have a B number in their hearts, in general, Karp is still a peaceful faction, and Sakaski is a radical faction in the extreme faction.

Such two people, not to mention their political opinions, probably never agreed.At this time, when he suddenly saw Sakaski's daughter appearing on his boat, it was strange that Garp didn't ask a few words.

To give an inappropriate example - Li Yifeng's fan suddenly appeared in Yangyang's big fan group, it would be shameless for the group owner not to ask a few words, right?

I thought about the possibility of being caught before boarding the boat, and I was naturally prepared for this situation——

"I ran away from home!"

——Of course it’s telling the truth!

Playing tricks with the men from the Monchi family... the time-traveling girl who thinks so is not out of her mind, is she?

None of the men in this family took an unusual path, and their brain circuits were unpredictable.Dig a hole for them?Setting language traps?This is digging its own grave.

Of course I chose to tell the truth, the less I lie, the less likely I am to bury myself in the pit.

After listening to my answer, Cap suddenly laughed out loud.When he had laughed enough, he came over and pulled me off the rope like picking a pear from a tree.

I looked at his hands that were bigger than my head, and secretly slandered the diversity of species in the world of Neptune. I randomly picked a fighter and sent them out, and their physique was like a monster.

"The little girl is brave."

Cap patted me on the back appreciatively and almost knocked me off the deck.I don't know whether he is praising me for having the courage to resist the red dog, or if he is praising me for daring to slip into his boat.

However, as a vice admiral, Garp couldn't let his colleague's daughter wander outside—even if that colleague never dealt with him—he rubbed my head with such force that it almost broke my neck, and I Swear I even heard a thud in my neck... a thump? !

"It's good for a little girl to be courageous, but you can't spend too long outside, your mother will worry—I'll send someone to send you back to the next island."

I:"……"

Not to mention that the reason why I ran away from home was to go to your hometown to attack your grandson, even if I give up this goal-the damn AI left such a terrible message for Akainu, I will really die if I go back!Must die!

What is face before life!

I made a quick decision, rushed over and hugged Karp's thigh without any hesitation, using my child's strengths - cry!

"I don't want to go back! Woohoo..." I thought of Akainu's magma, and cried with real emotion, "I will definitely be beaten to death by ch...by my dad now! I called him a bastard old man...he must It's going to kill me... I definitely don't want to go back now, wah-wah-!"

Seeing me crying with a lot of snot and tears, Karp laughed unconscionably, and I took a sneak peek... This bastard even burst into tears!Excessive!

"Hahahahahahaha did you call that bastard a bastard! Sakalski actually has today hahahahahahaha!" Karp finally straightened up and patted me on the back several times, "Okay! Yes! Courage, I like it! It's a waste of a child like you to stay under Sakalski."

The adjutant next to Garp held his head like a headache: "Lieutenant General Garp...that is General Akainu's daughter, not a third-class soldier you just picked up by the side of the road..."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, they are the talents of the future navy, it doesn't matter if I or Sakalski cultivated them!" Garp picked his nose with an indifferent expression, "Little girl can have nothing to do with you and me." She sneaked into this warship without knowing it, and even hid it for two months without being found. Even if you are too negligent, she is a rare talent. Ah, I forgot to ask, little girl how did you do it?"

I really want to say that I'm on the hook.

"That... I ate a devil fruit." I tried my best not to let the guilt surface on my face, "Mr. Zefa said it should be called 'changing fruit'...it can be transformed into a fantasy character...and I became a different person. will be found out..."

"Changing fruit..." Garp showed a thoughtful expression, which was quickly covered by his rough smile, "Oh! It's that one! Huhahahaha, what a novel usage! Not bad, not bad, these few days Just stay on the boat for a few days, let's practice hard."

I immediately looked at him vigilantly—what do you want to practice, old man? !

Garp showed a (in my opinion) devilish smile: "Zefa hasn't trained your devil fruit yet, right? Well, I'm here to train with you."

At that moment, I suddenly remembered a terrible truth.

That is, Garp, is one, like Akainu, who likes Si (no) Ba (brain) Da (zi) extreme training, devil instructor! ! !

Under the oppression of Karp's tall figure, I couldn't help shivering.

...Is it still too late to jump into the sea?

[Karp provides 100 energy, and rewards silver chess x1]

[Karp provides 500 energy, and rewards silver chess x10]

……strangeness?

Did I do something to make Garp emotional?Did Akainu make him so happy just being called a bastard?Had their relationship been this bad before they got on top? ? ?

The AI's report made me startled.This QB-looking bastard jumped down from the eaves briskly and landed on my head accurately. The big soft tail swept over my cheeks and neck, making me shiver.

"If you accept Karp's training, the rewards will be very rich."

It wagged its tail again, and it tickled me.The guy looked very happy, even his voice could hear the lightheartedness.

"It's enough dog food for you to fill up a one-star card after you get rid of Jack. In this way, you will have two cards to use."

I instantly turned serious.

What else?Done!Isn't it just being practiced to death by Karp?What is this compared to dog food!No loss!It's not a loss if you don't die!

……

So, a month later, when Garp took me off the warship, I looked like a dead dog.

When I saw my first capture target, I didn't comb my hair, and I didn't wash the blood stains on my face. My whole face was gray and swollen, and I had two big black eye bags...

A rubber monkey with only flesh in his head, the future One Piece, the captain of the most desirable pirate group in the world, the most popular boy manga hero, one of the most popular characters in JUMP comics... so many The halo of Monkey D. Luffy, who is still a seven-year-old boy, the first sentence he saw me seemed so unusual.

He said, "This guy is ugly...Grandpa! Who is he?"

grass! ! !Not only saying the wrong gender but also calling me ugly? !Where did this brat come from! ! !