[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

To be honest, I thought about whether I don't care about my physical fitness, in short, I just put on a card and beat Charlotte Cracker with a black nose and a swollen face-even if I fight for a comminuted fracture of the whole body, I will let it out first.

But the ai stopped me.

"Follow him." Ai's tone was very indifferent, "I've already arranged the rest, you just need to follow him."

This familiar tone really makes people feel creepy. I have been tricked by this bastard countless times, and I instantly raised my vigilance and looked at it with great vigilance.

"What the hell did you arrange? Tell me clearly." I feel a headache when I think of its "brilliant record" in the past, "Did you arrange a Blackbeard-level stir_shit_stick, or another horrible Don’t tell me that as soon as we leave, we will drive the boat directly into R’lyeh’s palace, if you dare to do such a thing, I will kill you—absolutely kill you!”

Even if the general is weak, it is enough to face the ancient god once!Quite enough!I definitely don't want to do it a second time! ! !Even if I don't know sancheck, I don't want to see such disgusting things again! ! !Those [] are really ugly!My eyes really hurt! ! !

"You can rest assured." Ai's tone became more and more indifferent, "I'm not a devil, how could I do such a thing?"

... You are not convincing at all in saying this.

"I just prepared a prop for you to unlock the card system. However, the acquisition of this prop needs to be trusted by others, so I arranged some pre-tasks. Ah, yes, thanks to you for angering the cracker to such a degree , or I alone, but there is no way to meet the initial task of [Let an exasperated cracker drag you out of the island]."

I clearly felt the muscles on my cheeks twitch: "Don't tell me that Cracker suddenly went crazy is also a good thing you did."

ai: "Hey~☆"

☆Your uncle☆? !

I took a deep breath, and with a snap of my tail, I pulled AI out of the boat.

Yes, let's get off the boat.

Because we are now at sea.

The bigmom pirates naturally do not have the tradition of not accepting children on board the red-haired pirates. In the Charlotte family, as long as you have enough strength, you can go to sea and even have your own boat.

One of the future dessert trio, Charlotte Cracker already has her own boat at just 16.Although the scale and personnel are far behind Katakuri, but in the end it is his own force.

Now he throws me in the boat and orders his men to go to sea.

Ai climbed up from the sea wetly, looked at me with a resentful expression—don't ask me how a squinting eye made a resentful expression, I don't know—then shook his head frantically, and shook his head. I have water all over my face.

I:"……"

My old lady has a sentence of mmp that I am going to say now.

"I just magnified some of his emotions." Ai probably didn't want to be killed by me, and quickly picked up the previous topic, "To be precise, it brought his subconscious anger and dissatisfaction with you to the surface above consciousness."

"Then it's no wonder he's so angry, and even made a move with Bree." I wiped the water from my face, and murmured, "You just added a rage buff to him... Throw me into the sea before he comes out Already good."

"Wake up, mermaids won't drown even if they are thrown into the sea." Ai complained, and then said, "What a surprise, I thought you would be angry."

"Who are you angry with? Cracker's, or yours?" I lowered my eyes and continued without expression, "There's no need for Cracker. Why should I be angry with him? I don't like it in the first place." He, if he hates my words, it's no big deal. As for you... I'm used to it. "

I've long since stopped getting angry over insignificant things.

"Hey, damn girl!"

One foot kicked my fish tail violently, the pain caused me to hug the tail subconsciously, I looked up, only to see the impatient face written on the cracker.

"I have been silent since I got on the boat. What kind of idea are you thinking?"

I just looked at him silently, with a hint of pity in my eyes.

There's no way, ever since I knew that this kid was clearly arranged by the AI, as a senior of the AI ​​Victims Alliance, I couldn't help but show him such loving and cute eyes.

"What kind of eyes do you have!" Cracker angrily kicked...on the mast next to my face, "Do you think someone will save you? Don't think about it! Brother Katakuri will take two days to recover Come back, Mom doesn’t like Bree, even if she pleads for you, it’s useless... Or do you think Gaston can save you? Don’t be kidding, it’s just everyone giving him face——Mom said it all, no The blood is all outsiders, do you think mom really cares what he thinks? Even if I kill you here, mom won't be angry with me because of you useless guy. What can Gaston do if he is angry? Does he dare to do anything to me, mother's own son? Even if he dares to show the slightest bit of dissatisfaction, mother will kill him!"

I:"………………"

Although this black_evil_power declaration sounds really irritating, but as long as I think that Cracker will definitely suffer eight lifetimes of bad luck under the arrangement of AI, I can't seriously get angry with him.

So my eyes became more and more compassionate.The gaze of the Leshan Giant Buddha is no different.

"I killed you!!!"

Cracker was even angrier.

However, I don’t know if it’s because AI eliminated Cracker’s rage buff. Although he still looks manic, he hasn’t touched me anymore—the tail kick doesn’t count, he just pokes it with his foot , but forgot that the guppies are crispy.

I just hugged my fishtail and buried my face in my knees silently.

"Now that Cracker has taken me out to sea, the first mission has been completed." I asked ai softly, "When will the second mission start?"

"Well... right away."

ai said calmly.

As if echoing its words, a shell suddenly hit the deck!

"Enemy! There is an enemy attack!"

"Damn it, it's around Totland—who dares to make trouble here!"

"I said what the hell is going on here? Where did that ship come from!?"

"Wait... that flag... that flag..."

"""What a joke!!!"""

I... I couldn't help but stare at the Pirate Flag dumbfounded.

The iconic curly beard on the white skull...... Isn't this tm the flag of the Roger Pirates? !

Why did it suddenly appear here! ! !

"Damn... Why did Roger appear here!" Even Cracker's face was distorted, "Shouldn't this guy fight that old man at Whitebeard's side?!"

I stiffly turned my gaze to the direction of AI, and said word by word: "This is, your, follow-up, task?"

Is this tm the noodle you arranged for me? ? ?Don't you think it's a bit too much to put the future One Piece here in this row? ! ! !

When our side was in chaos, the other side was also very uneasy. We only heard a noise coming from the other side, and the commotion could be felt from a long distance away.

"Hey Captain! I told you not to touch the gun barrel casually!!" This is the wailing of someone who doesn't know, "Look! Did it go off?! Captain, you are not a gunner, so don't touch it!!! Now it is our initiative Attacked?! It’s not enough to offend Whitebeard and the Golden Lion, do you want to offend a bigmom???”

"..." No, I think this may not be your captain's fault.

I glanced at AI vaguely, she immediately tilted her head, and gave me an extremely innocent smile.

Ok, I get it, I get it, it's you who moved your hands, no one else!

There, too, came a rough male voice that sounded like Gore D. Roger himself, who seemed to be scratching his head and making sounds of confusion.

"Hahahahaha, it's so strange, I just touched it casually, why did the shell fly out? I really just touched it lightly!"

...No, Mr. Roger, you know what you say sounds like you're acknowledging (acknowledging) responsibility (mistake) (mistake) (mistake) ah, you know that?As soon as this word comes out of the pot, you will recite it, right? ? ?

Sure enough, there was a burst of ridicule immediately, and a group of crew members booed around Roger.

"Captain, there is a limit to your carelessness, Captain!" This was a red-haired boy wearing a straw hat.

"Roger, you are forbidden to touch the gun barrel... nor the mast!" This was a silver-haired young man wearing a monocle.

"I said the guy opposite the captain looks so fierce, are we really okay???" This is a clown boy with a round red nose.

I:"…………………………"

He lowered his gaze with a guilty conscience.

Sorry Captain Roger!The AI ​​in our house is really outrageous! ——No, why do I call Gore D. Roger Captain? ? ?

And our side is not so peaceful.Several crew members approached Cracker and asked him in a low voice what he should do.

"That's Roger..." The other party's voice became lower and lower, "Roger has fought against 'Whitebeard' Edward Newgate many times and has not been defeated...he had a conflict with 'Golden Lion' Shiji once before. It's fine... I was hunted down by the Navy's 'Iron Fist' Garp for more than half a month and I'm safe..."

The subordinate added very hesitantly: "Let's go back and inform Mom first, it's better not to confront them head-on here?"

Cracker turned his head and glanced at me, as if thinking that retreating here would give me a chance to slip away... So he gritted his teeth, turned around, and gave an order.

"attack!"

boom!boom! !boom! ! !

Countless shells blasted towards the opposite side.

Over there, a man in a red coat and a red pirate hat showed a Luffy-like smile.Ignoring those two strange beards and his old face, that smile is exactly the same as every time Luffy wants to make trouble.

"Okay little ones! This time the opponent is attacking first! Follow me!!!"

"Oh!!!"

Seeing that the two sides were entangled with each other in full swing, I looked at the sky expressionlessly, only feeling that my heart was full of vicissitudes.

Ah, think about it... In the future, I can also tell others that the first conflict between the future One Piece and the future Four Emperors Big Mom was because the ai wanted to arrange a prop for me to regain my power.

This is really, really well-rounded.

Chapter 148 In a way, wishing the hated people luck is a healthy response.

The outcome of this small battle can be imagined.

On the opposite side stood Roger, Rayleigh, and Shanks, the three domineering holders of the domineering color. Although the latter is only an intern, he is also experienced in battles like everyone else. If the entire bigmom The pirates are here and they can still fight on par. Charlotte Cracker, who has only been out to sea for the past two years, is naturally not their opponent.

I rested my cheeks on both hands, rested my elbows on the tail of the fish, and looked up and down at the bundled cracker. After looking at it for a while, I put down one hand, supported my cheek with one hand, and grabbed the cracker with the other hand. The large vertical piece on the top of the power frame.

"...Did you have a good time??" Cracker gritted his teeth and stared at me. If he hadn't been tied up like a rice dumpling, he would definitely jump up and beat me up.

"That's right." I gave him a big smile. "I'm really happy. You look a lot worse than me now, Brother Cracker."

Who would be unhappy to see the person who beat him up getting his nose bruised and his face swollen? M? ? ?

As it was said in which novel, from a certain point of view, "hoping that the person you hate is unfortunate" is a very healthy reaction.

"Wow..." Roger, who happened to walk by my side, muttered, "Sure enough, no matter what age you are, you can't underestimate women..."

"Okay, get out of the way, Roger."

A man with round glasses and hair blown like a hoopoe slapped Roger from behind, forcing him away from me.Then this man in a white coat squatted down in front of me and took out a roll of gauze and disinfectant.

I know who he is, he is Crocas, the ship doctor of the Roger Pirates, the man who followed Roger around the world in order to find the traces of the Rumba Pirates.

"There are some scratches on the tail of the fish. Tsk, boys these days are too ungentlemanlike. Hey little girl, it will hurt a little, bear with me."

Well, he is also a man with a hard mouth and a soft heart.

Speaking of it, the Roger Pirates didn't mean to embarrass the little girl from the beginning to the end. Not only did they not tie me up, they watched me sitting there watching them not talking, and someone handed me a small bench to tell me not to Sit on the deck.

When the disinfectant was applied to the wound, I shrank my tail subconsciously. The other party glanced at me. Although he didn't say anything, he relaxed a little.

"Thank you..." I whispered.

"It's nothing." Crocas glanced at my neck, frowned and turned back to Shanks and the others, "Hey——Shanks, Bucky! Bring some ice cubes!"

"okay!"

Shanks came over with a bag of ice cubes, handed it to Crocas, and pulled my tail curiously. After pulling the tail fin, he poked the gauze-wrapped wound. Rocas smoked.

"You bastard! You bully girls no matter how old you are!" Krokas pressed the ice bag wrapped in a towel on my neck, "Hold on, and take it off after a while, otherwise it will be so green and ugly Tsk, what the hell is going on with that brat over there for such a heavy hand on such a small girl!"

...Uh, I think my bastard has to recite half of this blame.

I lowered my eyes in embarrassment, and raised my hand to press the ice pack in silence.Crocas didn't say much to me, and gave me a roll of gauze and medicinal wine, stood up and dealt with their great Captain Roger—not that Roger suffered anything in the battle just now. Injury—that idiot Roger caught a sea king from nowhere, and now the whole ship is yelling together.

I listened to the lively movement from over there, but for some reason I didn't have any interest in looking back.Cracker couldn't help but poke his head over his head to look. After noticing that I was not looking over there but looking at him, his whole face suddenly flushed, and he seemed about to curse when he opened his mouth.

"Hey, hey, boys can't be so fierce to their sisters."

A boyish voice with a somewhat natural and hearty feeling came from the side, and then I watched Shanks stuff a whole green apple into the cracker's mouth. I don't know if it was because the apple was too sour or because He was so angry that Cracker's entire face was distorted, it looked really angry, and his veins were exposed, so hideous.

However, Shanks didn't care at all. He put a big red apple on top of my head, grabbed a yellow apple and took a big bite.

"Are you a mermaid?" He sat down next to me, stretched out his hand and tugged at my tail in a playful way, "This is the first time I've seen a female mermaid, so interesting! After you turn 30, your tail will split into legs Are the legends true?"

"...It seems to be." I hugged the huge red apple on my head, and pulled my tail back from his claws, "It will itch, you can't pull it."

"Oh, I'm sorry." Shanks let go of his hand readily, and looked at me curiously, "I heard that bigmom has many children, are you her daughter too? Is that your brother?"

"Ahem, bah bah bah... Get away from her, you bastard!" Cracker finally spat out the apple, and yelled at Shanks with his eyes wide open, "Who else is this damn girl? My brother! Mom doesn’t have such a useless daughter like her... Hey, don’t you hear me telling you to stay away from her?”

"Yes, yes, yes." Shanks replied with a grin, and turned to look at me again, "Oh, by the way, I haven't asked your name yet—I'm Shanks. I'm an intern on this ship crew."

"Rosalind. Romance Rosalind." I thought for a while, and still reported my identity, "My father is one of Big Mom's husbands, but I am the daughter of his ex-wife, and I have no blood relationship with my mother."

"That's it. Hahahaha, then you really worked hard." Shanks reached out and patted my shoulder, which made me shake, "Oh, I'm sorry, am I too strong?"

"It's...it's nothing..." I tried to keep smiling, and at the same time I tried to think about where this familiar feeling of cheating came from...

...Sorry, I forgot that this is Luffy's spiritual mentor.Where can the guy who can be Luffy's spiritual mentor go normally!

"You guy-"

Before the cracker completely exploded, there was a burst of cheers from behind us. Shanks put his right hand on his forehead to block the light, squinted his eyes for a while, and showed a rather interesting smile.

"Wow - the captain seems to have found something good! I'll go and have a look!"

As he said that, he jumped up, walked two steps away and then turned around as if thinking of something, picked up the apple that was poohed aside by the cracker from the ground, and quickly stuffed it back at the cracker who was about to yell at him.

Cracker: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Shanks clapped his hands and showed a hearty smile: "That's all right."

Then he ran away.

he!At once!run!up! ! !

I:"………………"

Cracker: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

I don’t know if it’s because Cracker opened his mouth wider than before. The apple that Shanks stuffed was tightly stuck in his mouth. It was too full and he had nowhere to go. , so angry that he blushed and had a thick neck.

I silently admired Cracker's embarrassment for a while, then put aside the red apple and ice pack just now, dragged the fish tail to Cracker's side, and slowly unscrewed it under his furious gaze. The medicinal wine was dipped in gauze and pressed on the wound on his face.

Cracker: "………………!!!!!!"

"Don't move." I held his face, forced the medicinal wine on his face and rubbed it vigorously, "If the bruise doesn't dissipate, it will be very swollen tomorrow."

Cracker: "----Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!"

Judging from the way he was struggling with his legs and head shaking like a fish being strung on a hook, it seemed that he was really in pain.I just remembered that the character design of Charlotte Cracker... seems to be very afraid of pain?

It seems to be so afraid of pain that in order not to get hurt, I actually used my fruit ability to make a biscuit armor, and put myself in the biscuit man like a red sand scorpion in the crimson amber... emmmmm, this is probably very scary It hurts.

So I smiled, put all my weight on it, and used a little bit of grappling skills. In short, I pressed the cracker until he couldn't turn over. I happily rubbed the bloody lump on his face with medicinal wine.

"It's also for treatment." I smiled at him with the most innocent and lovely smile, "Bear on it, Brother Cracker?"

Cracker: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

rely on it!He actually cried! !He actually cried! ! !

Me: "...Yes, does it hurt so much?"

Cracker: "Woooooh! tot"

Me: "Oh, then bear with me too."

Cracker: "??????!"

I continued to work on the other wounds on his body in a very ruthless manner.

Boys cry when they are hurt a little bit! ! !The old lady didn't cry when she got a hole in her chest, took a bath in black mud, or was beaten to pieces! ! !When a man takes medicine, you cry a p! ! !

Thinking about it this way, I became even more ruthless.

So the cracker cried even harder.

Anyway, when I got up from the cracker at last, the long-lost (?) electronic notification sounded in my ears.

[Charlotte Cracker favorability degree 40, reward phantom dust x100]

Me: "……………… Huh?!"

m him? !

"Actually..." ai said quietly next to me, "If you hadn't insisted on calling Katakuri 'brother' and calling him 'sir', Cracker's favorability would have increased long ago."

Me: "………………………Damn."

Tsundere has a limit, right? These dead men? ! ! !

I dropped the cracker with a snap and sat back on the small bench before, wiped my hands with a towel, grabbed the big red apple and took a bite.

Just kidding, although I have a strong tolerance for tsundere girls, I will kill tsundere boys!That's right!I'm so sexist! ! !

"Speaking of which." AI said coolly, "bigmom and Katakuri are almost here."

I:"???"

etc? Forget about bigmom... what's going on with Katakuri!Shouldn't he arrive in two days?

"Oh, he finished the mission ahead of time, and he was in the waters near Totland before Cracker dragged you out of the sea. By the way, which uninhabited island nearby Cracker planned to leave you In fact, as long as you can’t go back to Totland, it’s fine. However, although your father with this body can’t do anything to him, Katakuri will probably give him a good beating.”

AI tilted his head, and brought the topic back to the original place.

"Speaking of which, the bigmom and Katakuri who received the news are both coming here - you'd better pray that Katakuri comes first, or else bigmom will see this picture of you having too much fun with the enemy There is a high probability that you will be cold on the spot."

I:"……………………"

I must say, I have never prayed so much as this moment.

please!Brother Katakuri!Come and save my life! ! !

The author has something to say: I hope everyone will stop playing with father-in-law and daughter-in-law. When I opened my comment section today, I thought I entered po18 or Haitang...

And the heroine will not recognize Roger. Don't forget, all her feelings and memories have been extracted into gems.The rest was also firmly suppressed by the AI, although occasionally a little bit would leak out, but it would be limited to a range that would not have too much influence on her.

The influence of those feelings on her is more like a huge collection of blocks, lurking in the depths of the subconscious, she knows it exists, and can even feel its influence, but there is no clear and specific direction.

She is indeed changing, and she is indeed being affected, but she just doesn't know and can't think about the root cause.

Now Roger is just One Piece to her.It is impossible for the family recognition plot mentioned in the comments to occur, and I still have to explain this point.

Only rarely does she think of Ace or Bakugou or Yumeno.But these memories and emotions will be quickly suppressed by AI.You have to have confidence in AI's emotional manipulation.

It could even make her completely forget what happened when the world ended.

In short, let’s play memes moderately, don’t play memes about father-in-law and daughter-in-law ==

ps: Is card [-] or aunt first?You can start guessing now.