[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

The bigmom tea party in 1491 of the Haiyuan calendar is naturally not as extravagant and extravagant as it was shown in the comics later, but the embryonic form of the later grand scene can already be seen.Rather, according to normal standards, this is already a luxurious banquet that the royal families and nobles of many small countries can't even dream of.

Milk, fine wine, fruit juice... all kinds of drinks converge into rivers, cakes, bread, biscuits...all kinds of snacks pile up into mountains and rivers, and the buildings of candy are no longer satisfied with fairy-tale huts, but Turned into towers so huge that they reach directly into the sky, even a large person like Big Mom who is eight meters tall looks petite against them.Flowers, lace, ribbons, gauze, balloons... They are flying freely in the air, as beautiful as the fairyland in Disney animation.

I was taken into a brand-new gown, and Homiz the Comb had brushed my platinum-blonde curls loose and smooth, and tied them with rose-red ribbon bows.Homiz, who was wearing a powder puff and lipstick, pounced on it with a smile, and put on a thin layer of powder with a smile, making his little mouth pink.The dress was the pink tutu skirt chosen by bigmom, which was covered with lace ribbons and ruffles. After the whole set was finished, Homiz surrounded her in front of the mirror, and she felt like a big doll.

How to put it, it's not that I don't like Lolita style, and I don't think girls are not feminist like dolls... But, I don't like myself in the mirror.

That person is not me.

It can even be said that although it looks good, it is not suitable.

Mermaids are actually not suitable for tutu skirts like cakes. My cool-toned hair and skin tone are not suitable for pink, which is so charming and almost gaudy. I don’t like such complicated lace and lotus. The leaves are heavy and redundant, but because of age restrictions, they can't wear that kind of luxurious and luxurious beauty.

Even in the original world, when I choose lo skirts, I prefer cla or gothic styles, and stay away from sweet and flowery dresses.

This skirt is completely bigmom's favorite.

But Homiz, who surrounded me, was full of praise for it.

"It's so cute! Mommy will love it!" they said in unison.

I looked at myself in the mirror and lowered my eyes wordlessly.

Indeed, the person in the mirror is not me.

That's a doll from bigmom.

"Okay!" "Okay~"

"Let's go!" "Let's go~"

"Go to the tea party!" "Go to the tea party~"

Homiz's dolls sang and danced, crowding me towards the tea party.The Homiz of the tin soldiers lined up on both sides of the road and blew their trumpets in unison; Accompanied by them, the unmanned piano played on its own, the eyes on the piano cover were closed, smiling, obviously intoxicated in its own melody.

"Peropello, are you Rosalind?"

When I came out, a frivolous male voice blocked my way.No, to be precise, it was a candy cane stretched out in front of me that blocked my way.

In this way, for the first time, I met the eldest son of bigmom, the Minister of Candy of the Kingdom of Totland, and the person with the ability to lick fruits——Charlotte Perospero.

My mind went blank the moment I saw him.

It's not my fault.

I must say again, it's not my fault.

Don't you tm see a long-nosed monster in a yellow raincoat and your mind goes blank like mine? !

What the hell is that color scheme! ?A lemon yellow coat with candy buttons with pink stripes on a white background and his crew neck fag purple polka dot hairstyle (I mean, how the hell did the dots get there?), and put it on An orange-red spiral pattern top hat, with a circle of lollipops stuck in the hat strap... and his tongue, which may be half a meter long, stuck out as if it couldn't be retracted, I'm in my early twenties, and I'm still licking a candy cane...

No, this is visual violence.

"Peros...Perot...my lord..." I admired myself for being able to squeeze out a stiff yet polite smile at this moment, "Yes, I am Rosalind... May I ask Perospero?" My lord...what's the matter?"

Depend on! ! !As we speak Perospero walks past another... a... Pink Baron Balls! ! !Pink pink! ! !

At that moment, I recalled the fear of being dominated by Neptune’s animation, and the tragedy scene when the stinky seal tricked me into watching Hope’s op—when the pink ball that spun The moment the Baron appeared, I went crazy.

At this moment, I can't help but think of a novel I read when I was in junior high school. The father of the heroine of the novel was forced by his daughter to wear a pink shirt, pink suit, pink pants and pink tie. He said so at that time -"Walking on the street, I feel like I'm a pervert".

However, this visual violence did not end here.

In front of me walked another miserable-looking young man.Yes, it's pretty green.While he was wearing a pale green coat, he also had a face like a white wall, with a huge red rosacea stuck on his face, staring at me with displeased eyes.

I felt like I was shaking a bit, or maybe not.

Thanks to the ancient gods, to the rulers of the old days, if I hadn't faced the god of nightmares and his tens of thousands of followers, I think I would have fallen here at this moment.

And, once again, I affirmed——

The last sancheck was definitely helped by AI.

I now feel that my blood bar and san value have returned to 0 at the same time.

Oh, God.

I pray devoutly to the gods who don't know if they exist.

If there is a god, please take the color from my eyes here.Don't let me see such a terrible color scheme again, the world of black and white comics is good-or rather wonderful!Just give me black and white cartoons!

Fuck you "the night gave me black eyes and I used them to find light"!Give me darkness! ! !If you can’t give me darkness, please give me black and white! ! !This colorful light is so hot that I'm going to be blinded by the heat! ! !

Seriously, what are the Old Gods.

With a decent smile, I thought desperately.

Ancient Gods fits my aesthetic much better.

Of course, Perospero and the others didn't read the madness in my face--if they read it, I probably wouldn't have to live.Instead, they seemed to take my dying moment as a sign of frailty.I saw Perospero wave a candy cane, and a transparent candy cat leg chair appeared behind me, as long as I bent down, I could sit on it.

"Please, sweet little Rose." Perospero stretched out his hand, showing an almost benign (but still ugly) smile, "Mother specifically told you to sit next to her this time. This candy chair will take you there automatically, if you feel uncomfortable, you can rest here~"

I... can I not go?

Thinking of how many sharp-eyed creatures were waiting for me up there, I felt my face turn pale again, but before I could say it, Perospero's candy cane pressed in my direction.

"Even if you're not feeling well, try your best, Little Rose? Today is the tea party that mom looks forward to the most. No one can make mom unhappy on this day. What will happen to a guy who doesn't give mom face, but a little girl like you Girls don't want to know, Pero Pero~"

No, I know very well.

I seemed to bow my head obediently, but the moment I lowered my head, I lost any expression.

Of course I know.

Bigmom's tea party is a tea party that you have to come to even if you are in hell.Those who were invited by her to the tea party, even if their mother was going to be cremated that day, they had to happily present presents to bigmom.Even if your legs are broken, you still have to crawl.Even if you are locked in prison, you have to find a way to escape from prison first.

If you don't come, bigmom will ask people to cut off the head of the invitee's relatives and friends and send it to the other party.

"Thank you, Mr. Perospero." There was a little smile in my voice, and a little sound of sincere gratitude, "I am really sorry to trouble you."

"It's okay, it's okay~" Perospero reached out and rubbed my head, and the ending sound was still light, "Everyone likes good children~ Little Rose is so good, it should take more care of you."

Good boy... what?

I smile.Sit obediently on the candy cat leg chair, let this chair step on the candy slide rail, and gently send me all the way to bigmom.

The moment he met me, bigmom showed enthusiasm that made my hair stand on end.

"Oh, my lovely little Rosa is finally here." Charlotte Lingling took my hand very affectionately, hugged me on her lap like a big baby, and showed off to the people around her. "Look, this is my stepdaughter Rosalind. She is a guppy mermaid. She is very beautiful, right? And she is amazing. She is the first mermaid to eat a devil fruit. Isn't it rare?"

"Lingling, you are so cute." The beauty dressed in a beautiful socialite covered her mouth and smiled lightly, "Ah, this child is a mermaid of a platinum guppy, right? This is the first time I have seen a female mermaid, it is really beautiful, indeed It's a dreamlike creature, and it's no wonder Lingling that you love her so much, even willing to give her a devil fruit worth over [-] million."

"I didn't give this to you." Charlotte Lingling was very grateful, she narrowed her eyes with a smile, but turned to the other side, "This is a gift from you, isn't it, Roger?"

I... I smell the gunpowder in this conversation, although I still maintain a seemingly introverted and timid smile on my face, I have already hung up AI in the world of my mind and beat it [-] times.

——This time tm is your fault, right? !It's you! ! !It's you! ! !

The author has something to say: ai: I am wronged.

AI's indisputable journey has officially begun.

It's really innocent, you guys have to believe it (laughs)

In other words, the heroine eats the fruit of everyone, why do some people still struggle with Roger's listening to all things...listening to the voice of all things is not a fruit ability (scratching head)... Shanks said it was the captain's fruit, meaning it was The captain's assets?Devil fruit can be sold for money... Roger asked Shanks to put it away just to sell it later...

The AI ​​affected everyone's perception, making them think they saw a devil fruit with a fuzzy pattern and not in the illustrated book.In this way, many people testified that the heroine ate a devil fruit, but because of the incident, everyone suddenly did not remember the fruit pattern.In this way, it created a devil fruit.

The people present thought it was a new fruit, but in fact it was the fruit of everyone specially arranged for the heroine by AI using space to carry Dafa

The whole process is like this:

AI arranged for the heroine to be dragged out of the sea by a cracker

AI affects the flow of the ocean so that Roger happened to meet Cracker's boat

AI let the gun barrel go off and attack Cracker's boat when Roger touched the cannon, so that the heroine can get on Roger's boat

Roger’s encounter with Neptunes was also affected by AI, so what are Neptunes doing in bigmom’s territorial waters?

The treasure chests in the stomachs of Neptunes are also arranged by AI, and the devil fruits are also put in by AI.That is the fruit of everyone, but everyone's perception is disturbed, thinking that it is a new fruit

Shanks was not so sloppy that he would hand out the devil fruit as an apple, which was also interfered by AI.

Everything is arranged by AI.