[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

When everyone finally sat down to eat crocodile meat, it was already dark.

I put on Geronimo's card, this is to use his dagger to cut the flesh on the bone. As a serious Northwesterner, I really can't accept Luffy's kind of hand grabbing directly The rough way of eating - besides, I don't have the monster appetite of these two brothers - when eating this kind of big bone meat, I am more used to eating with a blade.

There would be no problem with this way of eating...if Luffy hadn't kept extending his hand to try to steal my meat.

When Luffy's rubber hand reached my plate for the one hundred and one first time, I put the dagger in front of his hand with a "do", and the rubber monkey withdrew his hand resentfully, cursing angrily, "Stinger!" ".

I was about to laugh angrily: "I told you not to try to steal my meat, you little bastard."

"Throwing dragons is so stingy!" Luffy licked his plate unhappily, "You can't eat that much, so give it to me!"

"Who said I can't eat...wait a minute." The veins on my forehead twitched violently, "[Throwing Dragon]? Hey, you guys haven't remembered my name yet, have you?!"

Considering that this guy has a lot of nicknames for the empress and the mermaid princess in the original book, just because he doesn't remember their names and knows the crimes of screaming all day long... Is this possibility really big enough to make people want to cry? ? ?

"You didn't tell me what your name is!" Lu Fei puffed up his chest confidently, "What's wrong with being a dragon thrower? A dragon thrower is a dragon thrower, so handsome!"

I almost slapped the table and stood up: "How could I not tell you my name!?"

Ace suddenly said coolly from the side: "We were not there when you introduced yourself, so you really 'didn't tell us'."

I choked, then reacted, and was even more angry: "Isn't that because that little bastard Luffy was playing with my legs at the time?! Speaking of which, it's fine if he doesn't know my name, you won't tell me. him?!"

Portgas D. Ace looked away suspiciously: "..."

I narrowed my eyes dangerously, and put the knife on his neck: "Say, what's my name?"

After a long, suffocating silence, it was I who exploded with rage.

"Remember! It's called Gloria! GLORIA! Gloria! If you call me the wrong name again, I'll kick you to Sanzu River, bastards!"

Ace snorted coldly, and didn't mean to call my name at all. Instead, Luffy started to read my name with his fingers (why do you have to snap your fingers when you say a name), and in the middle of the reading, he suddenly started to move his eyes in circles.

"G, Glu...lo...p, no, it's l...v, isn't it right...u? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

Luffy turned his mosquito coils and fell down.

At this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of the nerve called "reason" breaking in my brain.

"Ace." I tried my best to turn around calmly, but I didn't realize that my finger pointing at Luffy was trembling slightly, "Don't tell me, this guy hasn't even memorized all 26 letters."

"Is there any problem?" The older little bastard showed a domineering expression, "I don't know how, what's the big deal about this kind of thing!"

I:"………………"

I misread you!Portgas D. Ace!Why on earth do I think you are more reliable than Monkey D. Luffy? !Look at you with thick brows and big eyes... are you fucking illiterate? ! ! !

No, I have an occupational disease.

I raised my hand and pushed my non-existent glasses (since I came to this world), tried my best to force myself to calm down, and opened my mouth slowly.

"I understand." I said word by word, "You guys need to receive compulsory education."

"What the hell is that?" Ace grumbled, "Don't think I'll listen to you, motherfucker."

"A few burnt fish?" Luffy drooled, "What is that? New meat? Is it delicious?"

"Who asked if you agreed or not?" I smiled at Ace, but turned to look at Luffy with another gentle face, "Compulsory education is not meat, but it is a lot of wealth, right? For children, it may not necessarily be the greatest wealth."

"What, it's really boring." Luffy lost interest immediately.

I smirked: "People who can't even recognize 26 letters are not qualified to be pirates."

"what??????"

This time not only Luffy, but even Ace turned to look at me.The faces of the two little bastards showed the same astonishment.I took a deep breath, put my hands on my hips, and yelled that sentence out loud.

"How can a person who can't even read his own arrest warrant be a pirate?!"

"...Yes!" ×2

×2 Your uncle! ! ! ! !At this time, Ace, why are you joining in the fun? ! ! ! !

So, just like that, after I finished my share of meat, I used Geronimo's knife to cut out a blackboard and started the arduous process of giving compulsory education to two illiterate children.

No, the word hardship is not enough to sum up my pain.I feel that the blood and tears I shed along the way are all the water in my brain when the occupational disease occurs!

As a former People's teacher, I must say that Luffy is the kind of student that all teachers hate the most - not only does he not learn by himself, but he also loves to make trouble! ! !

When I was in high school, the teacher often said that "students who don't want to learn don't need to study, you can sleep on the table, but don't disturb other students, let alone talk in class"...After I became a teacher myself Only then did I know how much sadness my teacher said, but forget it, I will become a teacher because I did not study hard in high school.

In my first year as a teacher, I kept telling the only high school student in the group to tell me—study hard, study hard!If you don't study hard, you will be a teacher!

...But I didn't expect it!The end of not studying hard is to be reduced to become a teacher for Lu Fei! ! !

--Give!road!fly! ! ! ! !

I really want to go back to high school and screw out the head of my addicted to novels!Let you not study hard! ! !

I think, from the string of exclamation marks above, everyone should be able to see that my heart is completely broken.

Monkey D. Luffy is the biggest challenge in my career, none of it, never before, and never will.

If there is Zhihu in this world, I must answer this question-what kind of experience is it to give Luffy compulsory education?

The answer is simple.

On the first day, I was dumbfounded.

The next day, I went crazy.

On the third day, I was dying.

On the fourth day, I chose to give up.

On the fifth day, I chose to die.

It only takes a week from entry to entry.Monkey D. Luffy, the best helper for the people's teachers to commit suicide.

If there are any colleagues who are brave enough to challenge this nightmare dungeon, I sincerely suggest that you go directly to Gorbo Mountain to find a wild boar and poke it at the temple faster.

Luffy can't even lie down to sleep without disturbing the classroom discipline!Not only does he love to talk but he also talks super loudly!Not only that, he also likes to use his hands and feet!It is common for the whole person to get entangled in the chair!Rubber man is amazing ah? !I'm really fed up! ! !

In all fairness, Luffy's mind is not not working. There are many details that can prove that Luffy's mind is not only spinning but also very fast, whether it is Chambord, Top War, Fishman Island, Dressrosa or Cake Island, large and small battles can prove that Luffy's brain is actually very clever.

But his brain is only particularly clever when fighting and recruiting people into the gang! ! !

What writing, what learning, what compulsory education... Lu Fei doesn't know anything!Not only don't know, but don't learn!Hard irrigation is useless!

Things that Luffy is willing to learn—such as fighting—always learn very quickly. For example, he has only been pestering me for a few days, and he has learned all the boxing techniques of the Iron Fist Maiden. The power of the pistol.

But the opposite...is his miserable progress in culture class.

Luffy doesn't want to take cultural lessons.Not at all.It is conceivable that decades later, the idea of ​​studying cultural lessons will not enter his rubber head.

I don't want to describe the specific teaching process, anyway, anyone who has seen Neptune can imagine how tragic my death is - after all, "Luffy's willfulness is at the level of the four emperors."

...just let me forget about that time, please.

Compared with Luffy, Ace is simply a good student.

Although the foundation is very poor and it is tiring to teach, at least I have the heart to study hard!Willing to listen in class, ask questions if you have any questions, if you don't learn in a hurry, you will be a bit aggressive...but the attitude is super good!

Even how to teach Luffy was Ace's idea to me.

"Luffy, if it's something he doesn't want to do, it's useless for you to press his head and let him do it. This idiot has only reached the level of One Piece in terms of willfulness."

Ace gritted his teeth, the bitterness in and out of the words really made me awe-inspiring, and I can imagine what kind of life he lived before I came.

"... You have worked hard too." I patted his shoulder.

"I'm an older brother, so I should work harder." Ace added a piece of firewood to the barbecue fire, "It's you, who wants Luffy to do what you say...don't even think about it. You have to follow he comes."

"How to do it?" I leaned towards him, humbly listening to my senior's advice.

"How do I know! Anyway, it's just to make him interested... and you are too close!"

Ace avoided the side with an irritable expression on his face. I was also a little angry when I saw him like this, so I picked up a small stone and threw it at him.

"What do you guys say? Call me by my name!"

"It's so long and it's still a mouthful, it's in trouble!"

"What's wrong with Gloria!" I said angrily, "You must know that my name was Ophrosyne!"

The great beauty originally planned to name me "Ophrosyne", but was preempted by Akainu, so I am now called "Gloria".

"What the hell is that name! It's strange to remember it!"

"Then it's Gege or Liya!" I snorted, "I'll remember it then!"

Ace was silent for a long time before turning his head and calling out "Leah" reluctantly.

"That's okay! Women are trouble."

Of course, I won't care about the little kid after I have achieved a staged victory. I sat there with my face propped up and began to think about Ace's previous suggestion.

"Let Luffy be interested..."

What should I do?

AI waggled the big tail of the same style as QB next to me, motioning for me to take a look at the… meat roasting on the rack?

……Meat! ! !

I figured it out! ! !

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In short, after promising Luffy, "I will give you my share of meat in the three days after learning 26 letters", "I will give you my share of meat in the week of learning decimal system", "I will give you my share in the half month of learning addition, subtraction, multiplication and division". After the promise of "let you eat meat until you're full", I finally successfully completed my basic education of Monkey D. Luffy.

Don't ask me how I fulfilled these promises, I had to force 4 cards to get enough prey to feed Luffy.

To use an inappropriate saying to sum it up is—half a child, eat a poor man.

After finishing the most basic compulsory education, I quickly kicked Luffy to play by myself.

Ace can still teach a little more, but Luffy should stop here.

What kind of professional ethics is not as important as your own dog's life_(:з」∠)_

On the day I was relieved from the bear class, I gently stroked Luffy's head, and with the most loving smile in my life, I made a request to him.

"After you go out, don't tell others that I taught you English and mathematics."

...I can't afford to lose that person!

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【small theater:

A few years later, Luffy mistook his bounty from 15 billion to 1.5 million.

Sanji: I have a question that I have wanted to ask for a long time. Luffy, who taught your mathematics?

Luffy: Leah taught...ah, Leah said not to tell anyone.Well, forget it.

Straw Hats: ... Thank you for your hard work, Miss Leah. 】