[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

"Speaking of which, I've been here for so long, and I don't seem to have seen you go to the city to exchange supplies before."

I sat on Luffy's shoulder and whispered to Ace at the bottom.

"Didn't you stay in the room when we went to exchange supplies before, and said you were reading some books." Ace clicked his tongue, "I don't know what's so good about those books that don't even have a picture. "

Luffy also nodded vigorously: "Yeah, I thought it was delicious...it turned out to be super unpalatable!"

When I think of this, I get so angry that I punch Luffy in the head.

"Little bastard, I haven't settled the score with you yet, so you're ashamed to mention it! Who told you to rummage through my cabinet and eat my books! Is that something edible! I chewed it all up, if it wasn't for the size of tooth marks, I thought it was done by a mouse, and you still lied to me when I asked you!"

Telling lies and insulting IQ!

When I thought of Luffy's face covered in cold sweat, his eyes wandering, and his mouth pouting to his ears when he was caught by me, and how he still insisted on telling me "I, I don't know." The stupid look... I felt my hands were so itchy, I wished I could give him a few more big bumps on the top of his head.

And I haven't read that book yet!His teeth marks and saliva were all gnawed by Lu Fei, and the words were blurred, making it impossible to read.Knowing that it's unpalatable, you have to eat half of the book. What kind of brain is this? Is the brain of a man who wants to be the One Piece so strange?

"Leah is so fierce." There was actually a trace of grievance in Lu Fei's voice.

"Whose fault is that!" I was so angry that my liver ached.

"Hey, you two!" Ace was shaken a few times by us, and became angry, "If you move around again, I will throw you both down!"

"Okay..."

Luffy and I stopped immediately.

No way, who let us now have the Holy Trinity?

To be precise, we are now maintaining the posture of people stacking people, just like the trio of Ace, Sabo, and Luffy in the animation once did, putting on a cloak and pretending to be an adult, dragging the animals that were previously called in the mountains Fur went to the town to sell it for supplies.

After all, bandits don't know how to farm land, such as grain, vegetables, salt and pepper, all need to be exchanged in the town.Needless to say, bandages, because the two little bastards are so good at causing trouble, there will never be enough bandages and drugs.In addition, Luffy and the others are at the age of growth, and they need to buy new clothes.

"You also need to buy new clothes." AI jumped on my shoulder and glanced at my ripped collar, "Before I followed them up and down the mountain and river, the clothes you brought from Marin Fando are almost worn out. The rest Those two skirts are not suitable for running around with them."

I sighed: "It's my fault, I didn't expect..."

How do urban petty bourgeoisie know the hardships of surviving in the wilderness? I shouldn’t think that I can fool around just because everyone in the original work of Neptune is fooling around.

Half of the clothes I brought over this time were not suitable for living in the wild, and the remaining half quickly became tattered and unwearable because I miscalculated the damage rate of the clothes.

Once again, survival in the wilderness is really difficult, please be careful girls who want to brave Mount Golpo _(:з」∠)_

"Forget it, if it doesn't work, just wear a card." I rubbed my cheeks, "Besides, don't you have a magician's dress? Chaldean uniform or something. Although it is a bit strange in the normal world, but here Everyone is wearing weird clothes, so it doesn't matter."

"Your magic and physical strength can keep up, I have no objection." AI shook the big tail of the same style as QB, and the tone was full of hope.

"Just take it as exercise." I rolled my eyes at this unscrupulous thing, "Otherwise, can I still be naked?"

"You can try, maybe you can advance the progress of the strategy." AI looked malicious.

I slapped my face expressionlessly: "Don't talk about it, there's no way, I refuse. Although my Wenqing persona has collapsed and there are not many left, I don't want to be regarded as a pervert."

"...Doesn't it look like a pervert to attack a seven or eight-year-old kid?"

"Whose the hell is this fault?" I asked through gritted teeth.

The AI ​​obediently shut up.

I raised my hand and rubbed my temples.

Again, I'm not a pedophile. Although I've been hypnotizing myself to attack Luffy for a while, I know very well that I really can't do that to this brat—whether it's mine or not. Aesthetics and morals are not allowed!In various senses, I can't do it! ! !

"Li Ya Li Ya, it's almost here." Luffy patted my leg from below, "It's your turn, it's your turn!"

"What should I... what..."

I froze when I saw the tall man walking towards us.

At this moment, I finally remembered a setting that was almost forgotten by me because I lived in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time and didn't see strangers for a long time.

I

will get

mild

Social fear

come

"..."

I just felt my throat tighten, and subconsciously trembled slightly under the cover of the cloak.

What, what's the matter...

"You are the one who wants to sell things?"

The man looked us up and down, and being stared at so unceremoniously by strangers almost made my stomach churn.I tried my best to grab my left hand and force myself to calm down, but because I couldn't help being distracted by thinking about whether I was performing well enough, whether my panic was noticed, whether I could make a sound after a while... I became more flustered, The whole person was at a loss.

'Hey! '

Ace called me from below in a low voice, glaring at me impatiently.I bit my lip and tried my best to force myself to open my mouth, but I couldn't make a sound because I was too nervous.Looking at Lu Fei's curious face, I just felt like my throat was stuck by some hard lump.I lowered my head and showed the two boys an expression uglier than crying.

……no solution anymore.

"That's right, we're going to sell something."

Ace answered bluntly for me, and the weird position of his voice made the man subconsciously glance in the direction of the "belly".Luffy reacted extremely quickly, dragging the fur as high as a hill in one fell swoop, blocking the man between us, cutting off the man's sight and diverting his attention at the same time.

"Oh! What a beautiful bear skin! And so many crocodile skins???"

...In short, the transaction was successfully concluded in the end.

On the way back, two little bastards laughed at me earth-shatteringly.

"What, you usually look like a stinky fart, and you always look amazing, but in the end, you can be scared like that by talking to people?"

Ace looked at me with a smirk.

"I'm just nervous!" I squatted on the ground and covered my face with my hands. "It's normal to be nervous when you see strangers... Hey, don't laugh! I'll get angry if you laugh again!"

"What's there to be afraid of?" Ace tapped my back with a steel pipe, "You can't tell at all when you throw a dragon with one punch and chase Luffy with two battle axes. Afraid. The little bastard just now can be knocked down with a single punch, I really don’t know what you are afraid of.”

"Compared to this, Ace, let's go eat!" Lu Fei was so greedy that his saliva was dripping, "The ramen last time was super delicious! There is also stewed meat! Let's go and eat! I want it starving!"

"Okay, then go back to the store last time."

Ace shook the steel pipe, put it back on his shoulders, and waved his hand in the direction of the street like a big brother.

"Oh, it's great!" Luffy's eyes were wide open, and he raised his hands and cheered, "The stewed meat in that shop is super delicious!"

"But the owner of that store seems to have remembered our looks, so it's a bit difficult..." At this point, Ace suddenly paused after thinking of something, "...that's right."

It was as if an invisible signal flashed through his and Luffy's gaze, and the next second, both of them turned their heads to look at me.

"...Hi huh?"

I subconsciously took a step back.

The two brothers smiled "hehehe" at the same time.For a moment, I seemed to see the mysterious dark smile of the Straw Hat Pirates in front of the devil Luffy.

... To be honest, I have a very bad feeling.

10 minute later.

"I don't want to! I won't go! Are you evil spirits?!!!"

I hugged the whole person on the big oak tree and fought against the two little bastards. To be precise, it was Luffy who was pulling me, and Ace was pulling Luffy.Luffy's rubber hands wrapped eighteen times around my waist, all the way to my shoulders, and Ace pulled Luffy like a rope, and started a difficult tug-of-war with me.

"What's the matter?" Luffy with a hearty devilish smile, swished his head in front of me, "Go, go! I'm really hungry, Leah, hurry up!"

I was so frightened by his flying head that I almost gave up-again, rubber man is amazing? ! —— quickly hugged the big oak tree in his arms again, and shook his head vigorously amidst the miserable moans of the tree roots.

"I've already said that I'm afraid of strangers! I don't want to go into a restaurant alone to talk to the boss, let alone help you get in and eat Bawang's meal!"

"It's not eating the overlord's meal!" Lu Fei angrily declared his claim, "I will use my treasures to pay back in the future!"

"That's also the overlord's meal!"

Talking to strangers alone already makes me suffocate, if I want to lie to strangers, the lie is to let these two brats get in and have a king's meal... The concubine really can't do it!I will be crushed by self-blame!

Anyway, I don't want it!Absolutely not!

"Stop talking nonsense and go!"

Ace held back all his strength and yanked it, accompanied by the crackling sound of the big oak tree being uprooted, and I was dragged off the tree by Ace amidst Luffy's cheers.

When flying into the air due to inertia, I looked at the blue sky above my head and thought blankly...

"...Is this TM something that humans can do?!!!!"

It's fine to break a big tree as thick as one person's arms with your bare hands, but to treat me like this, a lovely and beautiful girl... won't your conscience really hurt? ! ! ! ! ! !

Facts have proved that the son of One Piece and the natural brain circuit of One Piece are completely different from normal people like me. Not only will their consciences not hurt, but they will also be happy.

"All right."

Ace pulled me up from the ground and turned towards the town with a very pleasant tone.

"It's up to you whether we can get in, come on, Leah."

"..."

You are also demons! ! !

Chapter 19 Don't blame me for being unkind—who doesn't want to see Ace and Luffy's women's clothing?

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Let my father know that I will be beaten to death..."

Scratching the corner of the wall, I tried to make the last desperate struggle.

Helping others sneak into restaurants to eat overlord meals, let alone red dog, just let my own father know that I will have my legs broken... let alone red dog!I can't even imagine what would happen if Akainu found out about me!Volcanic lava BBQ is the best ending! ! !

However, Ace is worthy of being a man who beat his younger brother to death, he kicked me out without hesitation.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

--good!you are vicious!

While wiping my tears, I gritted my teeth bitterly in my heart, thinking to myself that I was indifferent to the tears of a beautiful girl, no wonder you didn’t even have a girlfriend in your 20s in the original work!deserve it!

Okay, don't blame me for being unrighteous if you are unkind!Don't blame me for whatever happens after that, you made me do it, Portgas D. Ace!

I raised my hand and brushed my hair behind my ear, stood up straight, and smiled at the two of them.

"So, how are you two going to sneak into the restaurant after I go in?"

"Ah? You order the food first, and we'll say we're with you, okay?" Ace said calmly.

I raised my eyebrows: "But didn't you say that the boss remembered your faces?"

Estun paused, and pointed at Luffy: "We can pretend to be alone and sneak in."

I sneered: "You used this trick a lot before, don't you think those bosses don't have a long memory?"

Ace's face turned blue, and he stared at me unconvinced: "Then what do you say?"

I rested my chin, tapped my cheek with my fingertips, and looked at them leisurely.Even without a mirror I know that the smile on my face can be as malicious as it gets.

"Of course I have a solution." My eyes turned around the two of them, and I became more confident in my thoughts, "Just change your clothes."

"what--?"

Ace's expression became even more ferocious, as if he was saying, "What stupid thing did you say, do you think the boss is blind?" Before he slammed this sentence on my face, I raised my hand and motioned for him to let me go first. explain.

"Of course I have a way to prevent you from being discovered."

I showed the same peaceful smile as QB.

"You can just pretend to be girls, can't you?"

“……………………………………………………”

The air was suddenly quiet.

Next, there was a roar like an explosion.

"What did you say--?!!!!!!"

If it wasn't for Luffy, Ace would probably rush up and tear me apart.I looked at his angry face, and took a brisk step back. There was a smile on his face, and happiness was written all over his body. I just felt that the breath of joy was about to float out of every pore of my body.

"Is it so difficult to understand? The store owner remembers you boys, and you can easily sneak into the store by pretending to be a girl."

"You mean I want me to wear women's clothes?!!!!!!!!!"

Ace looked like he could just bite me to death.Covering my mouth with my hands, I giggled and nodded.

"That's right~"

"Oh, you are big!!!! I won't do it!!!!!!"

Ace slammed the pole to the ground and roared.

Luffy also shook his head vigorously.

"Do you want to wear girls' clothes? I don't want it, I don't want it!"

I didn't even look at Ace, who was so angry that he was about to explode, but tilted my head to look at Luffy, who was relatively easy to deal with, and ignored the AI's whisper of "what are you pretending to be cute, you are too funny", and smiled Said a must-kill sentence for Luffy's special attack——

"If you don't dress up as a girl, you can't go to that restaurant and eat super delicious stew."

"Oh, that's fine." ←Super decisive.

Seeing Luffy who answered almost instantly, Ace was so angry that he punched him.

"Good size, Luffy! Which is more important, a man's dignity or stewed meat?!"

Luffy answered without hesitation this time: "Of course it's meat!"

Ace looked pissed off.

I suppressed my feeling that I was so happy that I wanted to jump up, and I just stood on tiptoe.He picked up a strand of long hair with his fingers, twirled it around his fingertips, and brushed the ends of his hair over his lips, barely covering his overly obvious smile.

The AI ​​coughed beside him: "With all due respect, you look like a little bitch right now."

I'm in a good mood not to care about the beast (or should I say data?): "Shut up, can't people be happy?"

"My..." The QB-like AI shuddered all over, and then really closed his mouth.

"Ahem, that's it, Ace." I saw that he was so angry that he was about to explode, and his smile became happier as he twisted his waist, "Look, Luffy agreed, you, as a brother, don't you..."

Esmao was going to explode: "I tell you, don't even think about it!!!!!!"

"Oh~" I prolonged the ending on purpose, and nodded my lips with a smile, "So you're scared."

Ace was so angry that his eyes were red: "Huh??? Who do you think is afraid??????"

I puffed up my cheeks, pursed my mouth and pretended to be cute: "You said you weren't afraid, you were just like a girl. Are you afraid? If you are afraid, just say, I won't laugh at you .”

With a bang, I clearly heard the sound of Ace's cerebral blood vessels bursting.

"Who the hell is scared! Bring the clothes! It's just women's clothes! I'll show you the clothes!"

The roar of the hot blood resounded through the sky, I almost rolled on the ground laughing on the spot, holding my stomach and shivering for a while, finally found my voice.

"Q, QB...you go and get my skirt... Puff, puff hahaha...just those two new, hahaha new skirts in my box hahahaha..."

"It's been said that I'm not a QB anymore."

AI shook the big tail of the same style as QB, and turned around in a circle while complaining.

In the next second, it huffed and disappeared in place.Less than half a second later, it appeared in front of me again with a huff, with two folded skirts on its back.

"Thank you."

I said to it with a smile.Turning around to face Ace and Luffy, he opened the skirt in his hand with a whoosh.From the perspective of the two of them, it must be as if I suddenly conjured a skirt from a fourth-dimensional pocket.

Before Ace's complexion turned black instantly, I bloomed a bright smile like a flower.

"Okay, let's change clothes~☆"

After half an hour.

AI: "You really can do it."

I chuckled: "They can even force social fear to lie and act. What can I not do? Isn't it just a women's dress? He is the first day of the junior high school and I am the fifteenth. It is only fair if we die together .”

AI couldn't help complaining: "Are you a demon?"

I smiled and shook my head: "I'm not a devil, I'm a devil."

I put on the [Golden Celebration] in the master's dress, yes, it is Saber's white shirt and blue dress in "F○te/StayNight", and touched myself just now. To make sure that she is in good condition, she looks like a lady from a good family, so she tugged at the hem of her skirt and walked towards the restaurant designated by Ace and Luffy.

"That... I want a private room."

I stopped my eyes on the front desk lady's chest, not looking at her expression effectively relieved my tension.In addition, the pleasant emotions just now still remain in my body, which makes my body relax a lot, and I don't have the stiffness that I usually see strangers.

"Okay, how many people are there?"

The beautiful face inherited from the great beauty seems to have played a very good role in confusing me. The receptionist didn't have any doubts. She bent slightly and looked at me with a friendly smile.

"3 people." I feel that my condition is unprecedentedly good, and I can even raise three fingers to pretend to be a child's innocence. Let's eat."

In fact, according to my original intention, I wanted to enter this store with Ace Luffy, but I don’t know if I think it’s too eye-catching or I just don’t want to go with me (probably still angry?), Ace will die He refused to come in with me, and even dragged Luffy to prevent him from following me, so I had no choice but to enter the store alone.

I really regret not being able to walk in hand in hand with Ace Luffy like real little sisters.

Maotu said coolly from the side: "Haven't you realized the real reason why he doesn't want to come in with you?"

I glanced at the AI ​​strangely: "Is your cpu burned out?"

The other party raised that QB face and looked at me speechlessly for a while: "...forget it."

Is it a virus?

I scratched my head strangely, didn't think about it that much, and continued talking with the waitress.

"No problem, have you been here before?"

"My friend has been here." I changed my breath calmly, relaxing the tight throat caused by lying, "He said this restaurant is delicious, so I'll try it...well, try it with my friends. "

The other party showed a clear smile, and opened the door of the private room for me sideways.

"Come in, please. Would you like to order first, or wait until everyone arrives?"

"First serve all the dishes in your store."

I sat on the chair with my cheeks in my hands, and I couldn't help laughing when I thought of those two little bastards now. I coughed and managed to suppress my laughter.Instead, seeing the stunned expression of the waitress, he reacted, subconsciously touched his cheek, and made love in a low voice.

"Well, my friend eats more..."

"Okay... well..."

The waitress barely pushed back her eyeballs, and walked towards the back kitchen with erratic footsteps.

I took out the small comb that QB contributed to let me comb the hair of Ace and Luffy just now, and carefully combed my double ponytails, trying to make the small curls at the ends show a natural fluffy feeling.After combing the left and right sides, I rested my chin on my hands again, and looked at the door with bright eyes.Both feet began to beat under the table because they couldn't wait.

"You should also restrain yourself a little bit."

AI covered its face with its big tail.

"Really, who was the one who couldn't wait to take out a lot of wigs and makeup just now?"

I rolled my eyes a little, changed my posture, crossed my hands in front of the bridge of my nose, and used this special posture for Commander Ikari to block the smile that I couldn't suppress at the corner of my mouth.

"Think about it. After a while, those two guys walked in through this door wearing my little skirts. The effect......... Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The same funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! "

While I was talking, Ace and Luffy had already walked in. The moment I saw them clearly, I finally couldn't hold back anymore, I laughed so hard that I rolled off the chair, rolling on the floor with my belly in my arms, I laughed so hard I couldn't even breathe.

I saw Ace wearing my gothic skirt with pale makeup, and his hands were trembling because of the veins holding the hem of the skirt. He exuded a ghostly aura and looked very gothic ...It might as well be a little too Gothic.

Beside him, Luffy was wearing my sweet dress with red strawberries printed all over it, pulling the ruffles of the cuffs uncomfortably, and the straw hat on the back was out of place with the dress.

I painted both of them the same makeup that I used to wear when I was a child when taking pictures. I painted their faces white, put on two blobs of blush, and even painted a big red mole between their eyebrows with lipstick.However, I don't know if it's because Luffy's hands were itchy again. He smeared all over his face and put lipstick all over the place, turning his whole face into a big painted face, which looked even more joyful.

I laughed even harder.

Ace was trembling with anger: "Ge, Luo, Li, Ya!!!"

"Okay, okay...sit down and get ready... Puff, get ready to eat hahaha..." I said out of breath, "I just ordered food...hahahaha no way, you let me go out and laugh 5 Minute hahahahahahahaha!!!"

"Oh! Let's eat! I want to eat meat!"

"Gloria!!!!!!"

Luffy just looked at the private room door drooling, and Ace looked like a completely evil ghost.

I glanced at him and burst out laughing again.

"Hold, I'm sorry...hahaha I'm leaving now hahahaha..."

In order to avoid being torn apart by Ace who has been completely prajna, I stumbled out and hid, laughing hard in the corridor.

"You are so bad."

AI said quietly.

"Who was the guy who contributed lipstick and foundation before?"

I rolled my eyes.

I also specially took out the star net celebrity style, what kind of big tail wolf are you pretending to be now?

For my ridicule, there was only a faint smile on that QB's face.

"Who doesn't want to see Ace and Luffy's women's clothing?" It said lightly.