[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

From that day on, I was dragged into his boat by Cracker.

Well, yes, I was dragged out to sea by him.

The reason Charlotte Cracker gave to bigmom was that his ship doctor was not acclimatized recently and couldn’t join the group (ship doctor: No, actually I didn’t... well, I’m really "acclimatized", don’t stare at me again, Mr. Cracker ), needed a new boat doctor and I happened to be free (others in the Charlotte family: ... make up, you continue to make up), so he asked me to go to sea with his fleet (Brother Perros: Oh my god, the baby is finally grown Is it big?).

And the reason he gave me was... "Don't even try to attack Brother Katakuri with that arrow! I will never give you this chance!!!"

In this regard, ai has only one comment: "I thought this person's brain is not working at all, and he actually knows how to save the country by curves?"

And I only have one thing to say: "Although I didn't intend to shoot Katakuri at all, can I kill him?"

Unsurprisingly, bigmom agreed to the cracker bar request.Since Katakuri has been outside for the past few days, I had no choice but to obey my mother's arrangement obediently.

But, it was definitely the worst choice of crackers and my life.

——Let me ask, how to turn a soft girl into a Tyrannosaurus?

The answer is that it is enough to let her join a pvp gang for treatment.

Back then, I was also a soft girl full of Mary Su's fantasies.Until I played an online game, joined a pvp gang, Shanxiu nanny... A year later, I became a rough guy who opened his mouth, "fuck it" and shut up, "fuck him to death" (swearing is not good , good boy don’t learn), and often want to pinch the heads of my teammates.

Later, for some reason or another, I basically bid farewell to PC games and fell into the embrace of mobile games (f○te/go to be precise). The world without pvp is so beautiful, I don’t want to milk any teammates anymore!Never again! ! !

As time went by, I gradually forgot the feeling of being a pvp healer, I forgot the cheating of a sage who ran out of the healing range, I forgot the Yuzu whose teammates were all dead before Qiandie finished turning, and I forgot that occasionally I can’t wait for Gu worms to sacrifice The frenzy of sacrificing teammates...

...and now I remember it all.

"Tmd, you pirates don't follow the doctor's orders! Cracker, you stupid [beep] try to escape treatment again?! I'll screw your head off today and kick it like a ball!!!"

"Drinking??? Do you still dare to drink for me??? Touch your wounds! Is it because you don't want the intestines or the elbow??? If you don't need your legs, I'll cut them off right now, and burn a hoof for everyone Isn’t the wine pretty good! If you don’t want your brains, you can donate them, and I’ll give them to those who need them more!!!”

"I should have said that I have to avoid eating these days, right? Tell me what you are eating now??? If you don't want to live, now jump into the sea to feed me Neptune! You can also add a little fertilizer to the sea, anyway. Your brain won’t be able to live for a few days. Why don’t you save us all—I [beep——]!!! That one over there! Who allowed you to get out of bed?!!!”

"Sometimes I wish I had a sacrificing teammate ability so I could crush all of you idiots [beep] to the gods... What? 'Are you kidding me?' - no, I never joke .”

"If you guys with broken bones, amputated limbs, stomachs that have just had their stomachs stitched up, and three-quarters of them died that I managed to save [beep], and then sneak out regardless of the doctor's orders, I don't care if you're going to fight or go Steal supper or go to fight with the enemy, as long as I catch you again, I will release them all—oh, I don’t understand what “release life” means, right? It’s very simple, next time you are injured and sick, I won’t cure them. Huh? Anyway, I had a good time watching you two looking for death, so I should fulfill your wishes (laughs)."

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Anyway, that's about it.

No way, any soft girl will get madness skills after doing pvp treatment-this is an inherent skill of pvp treatment.

Of course, it will take a process for those arrogant and stupid pirates to accept me.But for me, this is not a problem.

Just kidding, I can't beat Shichibukai and Dessert Four Generals, can I still beat them?

The guys who were a bit contemptuous of me before, after I put on the heroic spirit card of caster Marie Antoinette and beat them all into dogs with beach balls, all of them learned to be as quiet as chickens.

The swimsuit Mary is really easy to use, and the cute little volleyball is very painful to hit.

Oh, you said that Swimsuit Mary's card doesn't have the ability to heal others?

That's right, it is.

So I wore bb's card (by the way, a nurse outfit), and used her first skill [Ten Crowns] to heal everyone-what, Ten Crowns is a single-target healing skill?Congratulations to the blind student, you discovered Huadian!Give you a little red flower as a reward!

Except for the guy who is too sick, of course everyone else enjoys the bb pro...cough, no, it's me, Rosa-chan's medical nurse~ Since the same model of bb is in the health room of Moon Sea Academy, it is used to treat ai Sakura Matou, of course I have some nursing skills too!

As for the horror stories that have recently become popular on the Cracker Fleet—the white devil in the infirmary, it has nothing to do with them, right?

Well, of course, not at all.

(Lol)

You said that every time the wounded and sick enter the health care room, they must first cross their chests and show a face of death?Oh, of course that has nothing to do with them, it's because they are too afraid of pain, why are big men still so afraid of pain?I thought that the pain-sensing nerves of the guy wading through the mountains of knives and seas of fire must be very slow, I really don't understand it.

You ask, every time you pass by the door of the health care room, you can hear the suspicious sound of chainsaws, screams, and scalp-numbing laughter?Nasty, this is normal treatment procedure.That’s right, everything is normal (laughs).

You ask why everyone looks like a dead person every time they leave the health room?Of course it's because they are very grateful for Rosa sauce's treatment!Right, the human Mina-san?Huh?I seem to see someone who didn't nod... ah, nod, good boy good boy.

In short, I, Rosa sauce, as the lovely ship doctor of the greatdevil family, will do my duty, conscientiously, and conscientiously take care of everyone today~ (applause)

Everyone will also be my livestock from now on, ahem, no, it’s my sick number, cooperate with my work well, and continue to struggle, okay?

By the way, Brother Cracker, where are you going~☆?