[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

"First..." I took a deep breath and looked towards Kaido, "...let's save that idiot first."

What a joke, the cracker 18 years later can't beat Luffy, and when Luffy met Kaido for the first time, he was hit by Kaido for a second...so now the cracker directly rushes up to face Kaido What will happen, you can guess without me telling you.

This is the most basic reasoning, my friend.

I looked at the cracker lifted by Kaido with a strangled neck, thinking blankly.

"learn."

Siegfried has always been a character who talks less and does more. Hearing this, he just nodded slightly, then pulled out the big sword beside him, and rushed towards the dragon without hesitation.

"Oh? It's interesting that there are still people who want to die."

Kaido turned his gaze to our side, sneered, and slammed the dragon's tail towards Siegfried, the air flow brought up was like a violent hurricane, and the whistling wind sounded terrifying.However, Siegfried showed no fear, he lowered his body, leaped in the air, and landed heavily on the huge body of the green dragon.Then, without thinking, he rushed up along the dragon's body!

"Damn bugs!"

Kaido flicked the dragon's tail, as if intending to smash this annoying guy into a pulp, but Siegfried was an experienced dragon swordsman after all, he reversed his wrist, and thrust the big sword into the hill-like dragon's back ——Although Kaido's struggle failed to penetrate the spine——it elicited the earth-shattering roar of the dragon.

"...Hiss, damn it! Damn it!"

Seeing that the dragon was about to lift the silver-haired swordsman off his body and smash him and the cracker into a pulp, I slammed on the ground and shot around Kaido at an extraordinary speed. Arrows come.

Chest, abdomen, throat, eyes, the back of the neck... Dozens of arrows shot towards his fatal spot.

That was the ability of archer Atalanta. As a famous huntress in Greek mythology, she not only possessed extraordinary arrow skills, but also possessed extraordinary and healthy feet. She was so agile that it was almost impossible for anyone to capture her.

Oh, why don't you use a nanny?Don't you know that it's ugly to die in a team battle without milk?

Of course I know - of course I know!The chopper team has no future...but I'm also desperate without milk!

My nanny is locked, what can I do!The remaining cards with healing skills can't heal teammates except Paul Bunyan!But playing a boss with thick blood and high defense like Kaido with a berserker is courting death!Kaido not only has high attack and high defense, but also comes with invincible penetration and defense breaking - who can stand up to it except Siegfried!

I groaned secretly in my heart, and bet all my hopes on Siegfried.

Come on, let me see how you used the high defense and thick blood dragon special attack to kill players in the Nero Festival! ! !

"Out of control."

Kaido smiled contemptuously, those arrows collided with the cyan dragon scales, sparking bits and pieces of fire, but they couldn't do any harm to him.However, due to my attack, his gaze finally turned to me—I must admit that the sight of Kaido, the beast, was horrifying—that was the gaze of ants.

"Annoying." He slammed his sharp claws towards me, as if he wanted to kill me, the guy who has been interfering with his battle, under his palm!

"Then—" I took another deep breath, allowing the oxygen necessary for life to fill the alveoli, "over Arcadia—"

Crossing Arcadia is the first skill of the healthy hunter Atalanta. It is used in the game to improve the performance of all the quick cards of one's party, but it can be used in the real world to increase the speed of the hunter himself. Ability to scale up.With this move, I flexibly dodged Kaido's attack, as well as the gravel and smoke brought by that blow.I held my breath and avoided Kaido's series of attacks with the help of the third skill "Hunting Calydon's Warcraft". At the same time, I kept shooting arrows to keep his attention on me.

"You guy-"

Kaido seemed finally annoyed by the constant harassment, and he stood up abruptly.And I seized this momentary gap and used the Command Seal abruptly.

"Now!" I yelled at Siegfried, and at the same time released the Noble Phantasm without hesitation, "I present the phoiboscatastrophe to the two gods!"

The overwhelming rain of arrows, like a constellation of meteors, countless arrows shot down from the sky rapidly, almost covering the sky and covering the sun.This is a powerful treasure enough to sweep an entire army, a rain of arrows that almost covered the entire island.They collided with the blue dragon scales, and the sparks splashed were like a vast star rain.

"I must say, lady (lady), you are too risky." Siegfried stood next to me with a cracker in one hand, and cast a look of disapproval at me, "Although I can really put this The gentleman snatched it from the dragon's hand."

"I know you can do it." I checked the status of the cracker briefly. "Oh, great, he passed out. Then the rest of the thing-"

I raised my hand and used the Command Seal again.

"Liberate the Noble Phantasm, Siegfried."

That's what I'm using Atalanta's card for, to cover Siegfried with the Pleading Book of Arrows, to help him get Cracker back, and at the same time, to take this opportunity for him to use his Noble Phantasm— A sword with dragon attribute special attack.

"Understood——Fantasy Great Sword, Heavenly Demon Lost Fall (balmung)!"

It was the brilliance that once knocked down the evil dragon from the sky. The sacred silver-green brilliance was so dazzling that it tore the darkness and seemed to tear the sky as well. The giant dragon, however, faced the terrifying power enough to turn half of the island into ashes, a smile appeared on the face of the monster named Kaido.

"Okay—that's what it looks like!"

The giant dragon did not retreat, but took a step forward with almost ecstatic anger, and took the initiative to meet the terrifying brilliance——

The silver-green light exploded on the pale blue dragon.For the first time—yes, for the first time—there was a spurt of crimson blood following the splashing sparks.

Surprisingly, this guy's blood is also red.

Goo-doo, goo-doo, goo-doo.

The red plasma rolled down from the wound on Kaido's abdomen in an endless stream, and after a while, a pool of blood red accumulated under his body, like a small lake.However, the giant dragon laughed, very happily, but also very crazy, and laughed out loud.

"Funny-funny! Someone could hurt me like that-funny!"

The cyan dragon changed its shape and slowly turned into a burly giant. How tall is it... I may not be half as tall as someone else's calf... I have only heard of towering giant trees, he is a towering giant .

The black-haired and black-eyed giant touched the wound on his stomach, and laughed as if he had discovered that his blood was red for the first time, laughing so hard that even his long beard trembled. The laughter made my eardrum ache, so I could only grit my teeth and stare at him without blinking.However, the other party turned a blind eye to me, until he finally laughed enough, and then cast his gaze over.

"It's really interesting." His eyes turned back and forth between Siegfried and me, "You made this kid, little girl. I didn't know there was such a character in this world. Besides, his way of existence is similar to that of Siegfried. We are all different, his sword smells of dragon's blood... Interesting, so interesting! Hahahahaha! It seems that I was lucky today to meet such an 'rival'!"

"Then why don't you guess, can my arrow kill you?"

I was sweating coldly, but still burst into a brave smile.As I said that, I replaced the Heroic Spirit card with Archer Orion—to be precise, Artemis, the moon god who came into the world bound by Orion's spirit base.

I drew the bow, set up an offensive posture, and secretly activated Luna's skill [Wedge of Empathy], this skill can give myself up to 200% male special attack status.

Kaido looked at me and laughed again. He clenched the mace in his hand and rushed towards me with a sudden step!

"Thundering gossip!"

"Love Bow of the Moon Goddess (tristaramoremio)!"

I released the Noble Phantasm without hesitation, and at the same time, Siegfried had already stopped in front of me, blocking Kaido's attack with that fantasy sword.

The moment the moon god's bow shot Kaido, I suddenly released two magic dresses.

One is imaginary magic, and the other is fantasy.

I used the black shadow from the imaginary space to drag Kaido, and at the same time, I grabbed the cracker with one hand and Siegfried with the other, jumped into the bullock cart of Zeus's god bull posture, and flew towards the sky suddenly!

Before I left, I gave Kaido a gandr - stun (physics).

You think I'm going head to head with Kaido?Silly [beep] just confronted the Four Emperors head-on! ! !That's right, I was talking about the cracker bar! ! !

If you don't leave now, when will you stay? ? ?

My plan from the beginning was to retreat strategically, okay? ! !Kaido is that a normal boss?Kaidona is obviously a beast! ! !Didn't you see that people's nicknames are all beasts! ! !

When playing beast, you must remember to retreat after 5 rounds!This is the principle!Although the special attack is stronger than the sky and restrains the sun gods-but it is a beast in full condition! ! !Are you going to take the head to give away the beast that is not weakened! ! !

Taking advantage of the illusion to escape, I looked at Kaido who was still dragged in place by the imaginary magic and gandr, and couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

Anyway, it's great to be alive...

At this time, I didn't think that the matter was far from over.

Because I received a marriage proposal from Kaido as soon as I returned to Totland.

... Did my arrow hit him in the head? !

Chapter 203 Why did the Hun King suddenly appear in the plot of the house fight that was agreed? !Too much drama! ! !

My name is Romance Rosalind, I am 21 years old.She lives in a beautiful single-family house on Wheat Island in the Kingdom of Totland. She is unmarried.I work as a doctor in the bigmom pirates.Except for the special situation that my mother gave birth suddenly, they all work flexibly and arrange their commuting time freely.

No smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no drug abuse, let alone falling in love, and no bad habits except dead house.After bidding farewell to Akainu and the enemy alliance, I lived a fulfilling life that I dreamed of sleeping until I woke up naturally.

Of course, I also have a special side job, which is the savior who saves humanity. Generally speaking, this job is relatively easy—compared to the master in Chaldea next door—at least I can keep my hair.No hair loss, no breakouts, no dark circles, and I'm healthy and normal by any doctor except a psychiatrist.

As a person, I have no extravagance. My dream is to live a life like a salted fish without dreams.If I want to talk about the literary point, I hope to live the life of Oblomov (the kind of lazily lying on the sofa in pajamas all day doing nothing).It’s human nature to get something for nothing, and it’s every social animal’s dream to lie down and count money—I just don’t want to go to work and just want a salary. Is this kind of thinking strange.jpg

... I have said so much, but I just want to say that on this day, the life I dreamed of completely left me.

I am now facing the biggest crisis of my life.

"I [beep]!!! My arrow didn't shoot him in the head!!! Why did Kaido propose to me!!!?"

I slapped the table and stood up with rage written all over my face. I ran around the room like a cat with its tail clamped. Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed the fake Mocona by the neck (no, it doesn't have a neck. , that is the stomach), forcing ai to give me an explanation.

Why on earth! ! !Kaido's sand sculpture can't be a love line at first glance! ! !And I didn't receive the favorability hint at all! ! !What I use is Luna's treasure, not Second Sister's!You said he was charmed by me, I don't believe it at all, Luna doesn't have charm skills at all! ! !

so!in the end!Why! ! !

What the hell is going on in this sand sculpture's mind? ! ! ! !

"In short..." ai seemed to be choked by Kaido's brain, "he has committed suicide for so many years, and has never met a guy who can really cut him open. After he couldn’t even cut his skin, he could only be rejected and sent to prison, he seemed to be disappointed in dying in someone else’s hands. Then you appeared, and you manipulated Siegfried to slash him.”

I just felt that the corners of my mouth were about to twitch: "So? What does this have to do with him proposing to me?"

What is the causal connection between his courting death and his marrying me, tell me? !

"...He seems to think that bringing you by his side to cultivate himself can better stimulate your potential, and let you grow up to the point where he can kill him as soon as possible." Ai was choked up again, and it took a long time to say it The second half concludes, "And if he directly asks big mom for someone, Charlotte Lingling probably won't let him go. In order to get you by his side, he simply applied for marriage with big mom."

She can kill me—I want to keep her by my side and cultivate it—it’s really troublesome to snatch someone from the old woman—then just marry her back—propose.

Fine.I probably understand what a magical brain circuit this is... No, why should I understand Kaido's brain circuit? !What kind of retarded logic is this tm? !

I was so shocked by this god-like closed loop of logic that I couldn't speak, and it took me a while to find my tongue.

"Then...then it's impossible for mom to agree?" I felt my whole body trembling, "That's Kaido! Aren't they enemies? There is no difference between an enemy's marriage application and a duel invitation, so mom will definitely not agree. Bar!!!"

ai looked away suspiciously: "..."

I was about to cry: "Speak up! Don't show such a look of pity! Do you know how terrible it is to have pity on your face?!"

AI's expression became more and more pitiful: "bigmom has already agreed."

"Gah--?!" I felt like I couldn't catch my breath and almost got caught on the spot, "Why!!!!!!"

Ai's expression is already compassionate: "She feels that marrying Kaido will help the bigmom pirates expand their power, and she is also very happy to be able to overwhelm Kaido in terms of seniority. Most importantly, if you can kill Kaido , that would be a good thing for her that would be of great benefit but not harmful."

Me: “…………………………………………What’s wrong with their four emperors’ brains?”

Or is it that the selection criteria for your four emperors is that you have brains?Who is the biggest pit and who is awesome? Is the biggest pit one the One Piece? ? ?

After all, why is there such a terrible plot of Kaido's proposal in this story! ! !Isn't our tm a golden list routine Mary Su Zhai Douwen? ? ?Who has ever seen a Hun king suddenly come out in the middle of a house fight and ask to marry the heroine! ! !Any author who dares to write such a mentally handicapped plot will be hung up and scolded by readers! ! !That's enough! What kind of third-rate novel is this! ! !

... No, there are too many slots for me to vomit all by myself.

I beat my chest and held back for a long time, and finally I held back the old blood in my chest and the breath, I slowed down, and then I started my last struggle on the verge of death.

"I said... no one... think about it... poor body shape... this problem..."

Kaido is so big!I'm only that little bit! ! !Can you be nicer to the test tube? ! ! !I don't even want to know how Princess Otohime and King Neptune gave birth to Shirahoshi! ! !Especially after knowing that mermaids are not subjected to external stimuli but born viviparously, I dare not even think about it! ! ! ! !

I can not!I can not!I will die, I will die! ! ! ! !

AI is very indifferent to this question: "Oh, don't worry about this, according to our speculation, there is a 99.99% possibility that Kaido will not sleep with you."

me?"

ai silently rolled his eyes (how on earth did he roll his eyes with Mokona's skin): "What are you thinking, he didn't marry you to sleep with you."

Me: "...you make sense!"

That's right!He didn't marry me to sleep with me! ! !There is nothing wrong with this logic! ! !I am safe! ! !

...Although there seems to be something wrong with this passage, let's forget it.

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In any case, the marriage between the Hundred Beasts Pirates and the Big Mom Pirates is a foregone conclusion.

For the world government and the navy, which even monitor the meeting between the white beard and the red hair, this is undoubtedly a major event that can shake the world. The evidence is that this news has not been officially announced yet. I have three waves of assassins here. up.

Of course, killing the bride-to-be in the territory of the bigmom pirates is no different from courting death, so those assassins who don’t know where they came from have been made into various appalling exhibits by the monsters of the Charlotte family Displayed on the coast.

Don’t ask what kind of exhibition it is, I threw up after just one glance, I’m afraid that if I write it out, it won’t be reported to Red Lock for being too r18g.

"I mean, is there really no one to stop it?"

I vomited so dehydrated that even the voice of asking ai seemed to be dying. Ai just hugged his chest(?) with those short hands, and looked at me from a height with a caring expression on his face.

"Stop them killing people? Don't be kidding, bigmom pirates are pirates among pirates..."

"No, that's not what I said." I raised my hand and interrupted AI, "Why is no one trying to stop this marriage except the world government?"

Especially the people of Charlotte's family... Seriously, don't you think that Kaido came to propose marriage? ? ?Don't you think there is fraud here that needs to be guarded against? ? ?

"When will the decision made by bigmom be canceled because of other people's objections?" AI's tone was very indifferent, "Charlotte Cracker tried to object—to be precise, he jumped up from the hospital bed to object fiercely— —Then he was beaten to the ground by his mother, and he hasn’t woken up yet. Even if he is his own son or daughter, he will be punished by her if he interferes with her grand plans... You know this very well, so you haven’t had it until now. lodge an objection."

Yes.

I lowered my eyes.

Since bigmom has regarded me as a good move to deal with Kaido, then she will only think about how to let me kill Kaido after marrying, so that the bigmom pirates can incorporate Kaido's forces-again, four The emperor can become the four emperors, not because of how powerful their pirate group is, but because their own strength is enough to be called the "emperor" of the pirates-as long as Kaido dies, the Beast Pirates will have another A powerful force is nothing but a piece of loose sand, which can be easily swallowed by whales.

Like...the Whitebeard Pirates in the original.

Therefore, my mother will never allow anyone to interfere—to prevent her from eradicating the biggest obstacle on her way to become One Piece—to hinder this marriage that can be called the wedding of the century.

"I am certain."

In this way, in the midst of everyone's attention, my wedding with Kaido is scheduled for three months later.

Intense preparations for the wedding have begun.

The author has something to say: The beginning of this chapter is about the famous lines of Yoshikage Kira in jojo (although I think everyone knows it, I will mark it).

The stalk of the toilet brush and the test tube comes from my good friend Xia Xianjun. Since I really can’t think of an appropriate metaphor for the size difference between Kaido and the heroine, so here we only care about the test tube (speaking of Kaido How tall is it...I think it's unbelievable that the data of 50 meters has no source...Auntie is only [-] meters).

The "Oblomov" mentioned in the article is the representative work of the 19th century Russian writer Ivan Alexandrovich Goncharov. If you are interested, you can find it yourself. This book is very powerful. As far as the portrayal of human nature is concerned, this book portrays a universal human nature to the extreme... and also left behind the famous "Oblomov character" in the history of literature.

I think anyone with procrastination should read this "Oblomov", this is my tweet today.

Well, especially for teenagers who haven't finished their homework on Sunday and college students and graduate students who are close to the deadline for their thesis.

Maozi's literature is really awesome (speaking of which I want to insult Asagiri again).