[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

After eating the overlord's meal together, Luffy's favorability has achieved an epic breakthrough-a jump of ten points.

[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability degree is 90, and he gets fierce bones × 100]

Before I had time to cheer for this epic reward, the AI ​​notified me of the bad news in a regretful tone.

"Get ready." Its tone is rare and sad, "According to my prediction, Luffy's favorability is likely to stagnate at this value for a long time."

My heart skipped a beat: "How long is a long time?"

The AI ​​sighed faintly: "I can't say for sure. If it's short, it's a few weeks, if it's long... probably it will be in the next life."

I took a deep breath and asked a question I've been meaning to ask ever since I encountered it.

"Can I really not kill you?"

The jerk who looked like a QB tilted his head like a cute boy, and replied in a cute voice, "No way."

Oh your uncle, what is a damn AI pretending to be cute?

What is suffocating is that this damn AI is indeed a damn high-tech product, and its damn predictions are also damn accurate.

Almost half a year has passed since then, and Luffy's favorability is still at 90, with no intention of going up.

I also beat up crocodiles for them, I also beat up bastards with them, I also climbed over mountains of garbage with them... But Luffy's favorability degree just doesn't mean to go up at all.On the contrary, Ace's favorability has been growing very slowly but continuously, and it has climbed to 75 in half a year.

... My mood is really very complicated.

But in general, except that Luffy's favorability is not rising, which is worrying, the life in Mount Golpo is surprisingly interesting.

AI has a lot to say about this.

"I think you're just a kid again."

It looked at me with a complicated expression, who was competing with Luffy and Ace to dig out bird eggs.

I picked a fruit from the tree by chance: "It really feels like going back to the chicken coop to get eggs with my younger brother when I was a child."

The look on that QB's face became more complicated: "I didn't praise you."

I wiped the fruit on the skirt of my clothes and put it in my mouth: "Well, I know you are saying that I am naive. But in the mouths of our cultural people, this kind of thing is called feelings. Do you know how many writers and painters are looking for it? Is it impossible to return to childlike innocence? You, an AI, will not understand."

Maotu quickly paralyzed his face: "I don't understand the feelings of you cultural people, but I understand science-do you want me to tell you how many bacteria you ate in that bite just now?"

I quickly grabbed Ya's big tail, forced the remaining half of the fruit into its mouth, and forced it to swallow it before letting go with a smile.

"Okay, no matter how much I ate just now, now you eat too."

AI's face turned blue: "...you are getting more and more evil, is it my illusion?"

I patted it on the head gently, with a very meaningful tone.

"Yes, thanks to you."

"…………"

On the other side, Luffy ran over with a bird egg as big as his head, and shouted our names while running.

"Ace - Leah - look! I found this big egg! Super big!"

In the next second, I heard Ace's angry voice.

"Luffy you idiot! Put that egg back!!!"

"Hey—don't!" Luffy looked unhappy, "I found it after a lot of effort, and I didn't want to put it back after crawling for so long."

Ace's face sank for a moment, anger mixed with anxiety, making his already fierce face look even more fierce.

"You idiot—" he said and stood up, "Run! Luffy!"

"what?"

The gradually expanding shadow covered Luffy's stunned face, and the little fool finally knew how to look up. The next second, when he saw the huge monster swooping down from the sky, Luffy suddenly let out an exclamation.

"Wow! What a big bird!!"

"That's why I told you to run, idiot!" Ace jumped from the tree, swung the steel pipe and hit the big bird that dived towards Luffy, "Idiot! Run!"

The QB stared blankly at the scene of flying dogs and dogs jumping over there, and slowly raised his soft big tail, pointing at the two little devils who were being nagged by birds.

"Emotions?" it asked.

"…………"

"Your feelings are so exciting." It mocked in a flat tone with no ups and downs.

I could only rub my temples and sighed deeply.

[Instantaneous Strengthening]: The attack power of one's own unit is greatly improved

[Emergency Dodge]: Grants the evasion state to one of the allies

【Emergency Response】: Large HP recovery of one's own unit

I resigned myself to the card of Archer Billy the Kid, and used the magic dress of the Chaldean uniform to give myself an instant strengthening buff, and then threw the emergency evasion to Luffy who was about to be captured by the big bird. The treatment was added to Ace who was scratched, he hesitated for a while, and used the command spell directly.

"Okay, can you knock it down by hitting the center of the eyebrow?"

I aimed the pistol at Bird's head and said Billy the Kid's battle start line.I don't know what's wrong with this broken system, I always have to read a few words before starting the battle.While complaining in my heart, I released the Noble Phantasm.

"—Thunderer!"

In order to feed Luffy before, I broke 4 cards, namely Ruler Martha, Lancer Cu Chulainn, Archer Robin Hood and Berserker Asterios, after several experiments, plus the previous Assassin Jack the Ripper and Assassin Quiet Hassan, I have confirmed a rule.

That is, the closer to the age of gods, the more difficult it is to use, and the closer to the modern hero, the easier it is to use.Robin Hood and Jack are relatively easy to use, and Cu Chulainn almost killed me after using it only once... As for Asterios, I will never use it if I am not mad_(:з )∠)_

Based on this principle, I used the remaining materials and kindling to strengthen Billy the Kid... I'm not saying, although he has no sense of presence in the game, but in this kind of jungle dungeon... Billy the Kid is really too It works!

Remotely!Sharpshooter!Physical fitness requirements are low!Comes with god-level shooting skills!The most important thing is - not only well-dressed but also very serious! ! !

Where did you find such a great card!

Billy the Kid's Noble Phantasm [Thunderer] has its own must-hit effect, and it killed the big bird with one shot.

I looked at the big bird with the bloody thorns falling down in relief, and secretly made up my mind to raise Billy the Kid until he was full.

——Otherwise, Luffy's appetite can afford him! ! !

No, as soon as the big bird fell down, he drooled and leaned up, held the bird's egg and raised his head, looked at me with pikapika's big eyes, and acted coquettishly.

"Li Ya Li Ya, let's roast this bird!" Luffy's saliva was about to drop, "The roasted bird meat is super delicious... okay, okay, Lia!"

"Okay, okay." I sighed, unloaded Billy the Kid's card, and jumped off the tree, "Can't I make it for you? Does Ace want to eat too?"

The black-haired boy turned his head awkwardly, neither affirming nor denying.In the past six months, I have already touched his disobedient (arrogant) twisted (coquettish) character, and I just nodded when I saw it, and reached out to take the big bird egg from Lu Fei's hand, and weighed it. A decision was made immediately.

"Then make an Oyakodon."

A family needs to be tidy √

AI Tucao: "Are you a human?"

I hummed "DevilmanNoUta" briskly, completely ignoring this stinky cat and rabbit.

Since we had Oyakodon in a certain restaurant before, Luffy cheered almost immediately.

"Yeah! Oyakodon is great!"

Ace snorted, turned his head and walked to the other side of the forest.

"What are you doing?" I couldn't help asking.

My answer was a low growl.

"Pick up firewood!"

This made me burst out laughing.

"What, it's really..." I complained in a low voice, "It's so awkward that it's a little cute."

Because we often hunt prey in the mountains to eat, for the sake of convenience, we have prepared a small temporary base near here, with a crude stove and a repaired pot, plus our own rice grains, to prepare One Oyakodon is totally enough.

The so-called parent-child bowl is a dish made by putting chicken and eggs in one pot-the so-called "a family should be neat and tidy".

I removed the bird's thigh, and with the help of Luffy, I removed the leg bone that stood taller than me. I put the leg meat cut into large pieces on a hot stone pot and roasted it with a belt. The skinned side was attached to the iron pan, and after a while there was a sizzling sound, and the wonderful aroma of the fat being burned made Luffy's stomach growl.

Ace just came back from picking up firewood and some wild onions and garlic, and now I kicked him out to find side dishes. It is impossible to fill his stomach with only Oyakodon.

"You can't eat it yet."

I slapped away Luffy's hand, threw down the wild onions that Ace found together when he was looking for firewood, slapped away Luffy's hand trying to steal it again, threw down the salt and pepper I had with me, and grabbed Luffy again. The hand that was trying to steal it tied a knot hard, and then went to break the bird's egg.

"It's almost like having a cat."

The AI ​​on the side said coolly.

I secretly rolled my eyes.

That's right, it's just like the meme that was popular on Weibo many years ago - how do you cook in the kitchen with a cat who always likes to occupy the pot?Wash the pot and throw the cat out.Chop the vegetables, throw the cat out, and wash the pot.Prepare the seasoning, throw the cat out, continue to wash the pot... infinite loop.

The egg was beaten quickly, and I rushed over like a mountain, and sat firmly on the back of Luffy who was trying to steal it. Amidst his dissatisfied protests, I signaled the AI ​​to add water along the edge of the pot. Whisk the egg liquid until the water in the pot boiled and the egg liquid was full of foam, then Shi Shiran stood up and went to the pot to see how cooked the meat was.

Next to me, AI looked expressionlessly at Luffy, who was crushed by me, and then at me, before letting out a sigh of hatred.

"Don't you know why Luffy's favorability doesn't increase?"

I tilted my head at it for some unknown reason, causing the AI ​​to roll a big white eye at me - so I'm really curious about how it rolled its eyes without white eyes.

"I used to think that you didn't have a date in your 20s because of your vision, but now I know I was wrong." It said quietly, "Again, you really rely on your own ability-you are cooked , you can put your eggs in."

I snorted and poured the egg liquid down, puffing my cheeks at it.

"What's wrong with being single, what's wrong with being single, hum."

The expression of AI is no longer hating iron and steel, but if it has steel and iron at hand, it will definitely smash my head with a steel hammer.

"Do you still remember that you are here for Love Raiders? What do you want now, let Luffy call you mom?"

I froze immediately.

However, what added fuel to the fire was that not far away suddenly came Luffy's faintly crying call.

"Li, Lia..."

"what happened again?"

I turned back with a little impatience, and just one glance scared me so much that I dropped the rice spoon on the ground.

It is no exaggeration to say that for a moment, I felt like my eyeballs were popping out.

I saw a gigantic beast as huge as a hill squatting aside, its ferocious big eyes were staring at Luffy, who was covered in the smell of meat because he kept trying to steal the meat without blinking.Not only the sharp fangs, but also the saliva full of hunger...

... Isn't this the lord of Mount Gorpo? ! ! ! ! ! ! !