[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

Although Typemoon's world view has always been known for its complexity, but after I stayed in the Clock Tower for a while, I quickly adapted to this supposedly very complicated place.

"I'll take it as if I've transmigrated into the world of self-cultivation."

Ben, who has read Xianxia novels all over, is fearless.

I'm not saying that the magician system in the fate world is actually similar to that of Xianxia.

You see, first of all, those fancy magic can basically be equated with fancy spells;

Secondly, both magicians and practitioners have unique powers that ordinary people do not have, but magicians have magical power, while practitioners have spiritual power;

Thirdly, the magician’s world, like the cultivation world, is an extremely closed small world isolated from the public (ordinary human beings);

The most important thing is that the lifelong goal of magicians is the [root], no matter what kind of magic and what direction they are researching, the ultimate goal is to reach the [root] - this is exactly the same as the pursuit of the so-called "root" by the practitioners. [Tao] What's the difference?

Moreover, just as there are three major sects and two major sects in the world of comprehension, there are also three major forces in the world of magicians-the clock tower, the first immortal sect that recruits disciples and recruits talents, and the elitist tech nerds. The Ragnarok · Atlas Academy, and the super secret realm · Wandering Sea, which has all kinds of rare treasures but whoever enters will die.

The three major organizations are just like Peking University, Tsinghua University and Fudan University. They compete with each other and look down on each other. Whoever goes out is ashamed and says that he is a student of the opposite family.

Of course, no matter what world you are in, background is very important.

Just as cultivators value family inheritance very much, magicians value family lineage the most.The older the family line, the deeper the research on magic, and the richer the resources it has (just like there are always more classics and magic tools in the cultivation family), although occasionally there are individual casual practitioners (magicians with shallow foundations) You can use extremely powerful magic as if you were hanging out (I'm talking about you, Shirou Emiya), but in general, the world of magicians is still a world where the ancient family is the best [beep].

And the fake identity I created for myself this time is an orphan magician without family, no parents, no family, no past, and a German with Japanese nationality.Like my "Rebecca Manderley" pseudonym, an insincere false identity.

Of course, I am not born with five spiritual roots like Tohsaka Rin... No, I mean born with five attributes; I am not a mutant single spiritual root like Matou Sakura... Cough, I mean the rare void attributes; not to mention the number of spiritual roots that is not as terrifying as Illya... Ah, I mean her hundreds of magic circuits.

The reason why a woman with no prominent family background, outstanding magical qualities, and unknown background was able to enter the Clock Tower and was still valued in the Clock Tower...

Of course it's because there's someone behind me :)

On the admission recommendation letter I gave to Clock Tower, the name of the recommender was [Aozaki Orange].

The Crown Magician, Aozaki Orange.

The magician will be given [levels] according to their personal strength. There are 7 levels in total, the top of which is [grand].

And the full name of the game system I rely on is "fate/grandorder (Fate-Grand Order)".

To use a vivid analogy, I am holding a recommendation letter written by a big cow in the Mahayana period.

The Clock Tower certainly takes me very seriously.

"Why do I feel like I'm just like a flower bone?"

While arranging the candles, I complained to the AI ​​in the form of a black cat.

"Holding a peerless secret treasure in her hand, under the expectation of everyone, Marysu girl who worshiped the number one immortal sect in the cultivation world... and she is also infatuated with her master, the teacher No. 1 who makes people want to marry the most in the sect—ah, even though he is still there It’s just No. 4 of “The Man Who Wants Him to Hug Most in the Clock Tower”, but it should be the No. [-] soon—there are countless rivals in love, and he also offended the elders of Xianmen and was not favored... My script is too tm Is it flower bones?!"

"Offending the elders of Xianmen... No, it's the monarch Uriffis, don't you deserve it?" ai rolled his eyes very hard, "Obviously he is a rare wizard of summoning magic in 500 years, The future star of the Ascension Department rejected the olive branch from the director of the Ascension Department, Urifis, to accept you as his inner disciple, and devoted himself to the El-Mello classroom of the Modern Magic Department... You should know when you do such a thing Surely you will offend people badly, right?"

Speaking of this, I have to introduce the Twelve Faculties under the Gate of the Clock Tower. Except for the Department of Law and Political Science, which is a purely political power department, the other Eleven Faculties basically represent a magic research direction. Using the metaphor of a university, They are the schools of literature, philosophy, physics, biology, mathematics, astronomy, and comprehensive science. If we use cultivation as a metaphor, it is the difference between law cultivation, sword cultivation, physical cultivation, and miscellaneous cultivation (...).

Just like what I said in the last chapter, my behavior of switching from the Department of Angels to the Department of Modern Magic is like the dean of the School of Physics offered me a direct recruitment invitation for postgraduate research, but after I refused, I changed my major and went to Comprehensive Science; in other words, the ancestor Yuanying of Faxiu said that he wanted to recruit me as a direct disciple. I not only rejected him, but also joined Jindan Daoist, a miscellaneous cultivator (...).

...This also offends people too hard.

I sighed, put down the last candle, clapped my hands and stood up, nodded with satisfaction, then raised my eyebrows at ai.

"Don't tell me that you can't see the real purpose of the monarch Urifis wanting to recruit me as his inner disciple."

AI also stood up, gently shaking her long cat tail, her tone indifferent.

"Obviously, he wants to study the specific operating mechanism of your summoning magic. It is best to use you to connect to the root cause after the analysis is successful."

"The research of magicians... Ha. I'm not interested in vivisection, and I'm not m. Those lunatics can't do anything for magic research. I don't believe they can guarantee my life safety. As for personal freedom, I don't know. Not even the slightest bit of hope.”

Magicians are all lunatics. In order to pursue the root cause, they can kill countless artificial humans within 1000 years, push four or five-year-old girls into insect warehouses to be ravaged by insects, and make their own daughters born blind and deaf. To dissect her daughter's body as soon as possible after her death is to preserve as many research results as possible...

I was insane to give myself to the lord of the spirit department to study.

"That being said, it's unexpected that Lord Urifis would let him go so quickly." ai glanced at me, "How did you do it?"

"I just told him that I don't know the working principle of my magic. Moreover, I am not much different from a beginner in magic. Why don't you hand me over to El-Melloi II, and wait for me to figure it out?" After what happened to my magic, I will hand over all the results to the association, and there is no problem asking me to accept the designation of the seal."

"That's why I'm surprised, he would agree to this kind of reason?" ai moved his beard.

"Oh, when I said this, Lancer was standing behind me." I spread my hands, "That is the monarch of the Spirit Department, even if Lancer has transformed into a spirit body, he should feel something. So will agree to my request."

"So that's the case, but..." Ai watched me conjure up a large bouquet of roses, and couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth, "...I believe he must have regretted it."

...Who would have thought that the genius girl tm with a weird, mysterious and unpredictable background is a love brain? !

I brushed the ends of my chestnut blond hair, satisfied to find that the ends were still perfectly curled.Then, I snapped my fingers, and the candles all over the floor suddenly lit up. At the same time, AI cooperated with the play button of the speaker, and the classic melody of "myheartwillon" resounded through the sky, which is worthy of value. The 4000-pound top-quality speaker has no background noise when it is turned up to the maximum volume, but it only shakes the doors and windows of the entire teacher's dormitory to buzz.

"every night my dreams

iseyou, ifeelyou..."

In the beautiful soprano, I waited quietly with a red rose in my hand. As expected, when Celine Dion sang "you're here/there's nothing if ear—" El Mello II A deafening "fuck!!!" came from the direction of Shi's bedroom

Then, after a sound of kicking footsteps, the glass window of El-Melloi II was pushed open with a snap.The Second King, who was still wearing a Grand Strategy t-shirt, poked his head out with his long hair messed up like a chicken coop. I don't know if it was because of the heavy dark circles on his face, he looked so dark that he was about to jump out.

Seeing him like this, I suddenly felt tenderness welling up in my heart.

Ah, he is so cute.

Thinking of this, I held up the red rose in my hand high.

"Teacher, I like you! Please date me on the premise of getting married!"

"what thef—"

At any rate, remembering that he was at school now, Er Shi swallowed back the last word with difficulty, but his face turned greener and greener.He rubbed his temples vigorously, stretched out his hand and tapped me for a long time, and finally squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.

"After school today, you, go to my office."

"Great!"

I was so happy that I threw the bouquet into the sky.

El-Melloi II's face was so dark that it could thunder: "I must remind you again, lady, I don't intend to develop any relationship with my students other than teachers and students."

"It's okay, it's a big improvement if we get along alone, and if we round it up, we're dating!"

"Are you listening to me?!"

"Yes! Go to the teacher's office after school, I remember!"

"That's not the point!" El-Melloi II almost roared out his juvenile voice, and then sank again, "Forget it, you remember to clean up these candles..."

"Good~"

I readily agreed.

Anyway, this is the first step in progress!The so-called strong women are afraid of pestering men, and vice versa!Women chasing men, as long as I am shameless... No, I mean as long as I work hard, I will definitely win El-Melloi II!Although he is still as resistant as Bai ○ Hua, but I believe that sincerity leads to gold and stone—you see, Hua ○ Gu won Bai ○ Hua in the end!

For this, ai has only one comment.

"Have you watched "Left Ear" too much?"

The author has something to say: This chapter is aliased "fate science popularization that monkeys can understand (1)", "how to translate the terms of type moon into adult language", "the author really can't do anything if he can't understand it"

Of course, ridicule is ridicule. The setting of Xingyue World and the cultivation system are actually quite different. They can only be regarded as the same motif and cannot be equated.Don't be misled by the author.

If you still can’t read it, go to Makoto Mita’s novel "The Case Book of the Monarch El-Melloi II". Both Tieba and Anime House’s light novel section have Sinicization, and Tianwen Kadokawa also has a Chinese physical book.The first volume is a bit boring. At the end of the second and third volumes, you can see the second and third teachers shine. The magic eye collection train in the fourth and fifth volumes is simply amazing. It is the beginning of my love for the second teacher.Highly recommended reading.

There is an adaptation of comics in the second generation event book, the artist is Dong Dong, and the animation house has Sinicization.The animation has also started. Station B has the first episode of the animation. The production is quite good. If you are interested, you can go and see it. The main episode will start broadcasting on July 7.

ps: The postscript of Makoto Mita’s novel is simply the beginning of my re-acquaintance with Nasu Kinoko. Let me tell you, Mushroom is simply a flat (laughing wildly).Makoto Mita originally planned to write a volume a year, but that guy Mushroom forcibly disrupted his plan and asked him to write a volume in half a year. At first, Makoto Santa wanted to refuse, but Mushroom acted like a baby a few times, and he agreed... just agreed !

I have to share this conversation with you hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mushroom: "By the way, Sanda, can the next event book be published in summer?"

Mita: "Wait for mushrooms? Didn't I write a book a year?"

Mushroom: "I believe in Ah Cheng."

Mita: "Mushroom, mushroom? I still have the animation of Red Dragon in summer."

Mushroom: "I believe in Ah Cheng."

Mita: "...the next volume...maybe it will be thicker than the first volume...if you divide the volume into the upper volume and the upper volume..."

Later, we all know what the animation of the red dragon turned into [Hold Laughing]

This transition from "Santa" to "Ah Cheng" makes me laugh to death, Mushroom, what kind of accent is that of a bartender, hahahahahahahahahahaha!

pps: That's right, I've read Hua Qiangu's novel, and I cried after reading it three times.

Chapter 214 "Why does the savior still do homework?!" "Because the first priority of students is to study."

I never expected that El-Melloi II called me to his office not to discuss my excessive pursuit with me.

This is also normal. As the teacher of the children's classroom with the biggest problem in the Clock Tower, El-Melloi II is very used to such and such problems. Although extreme pursuits are rare, he is not uncommon—anyway. In his classroom, there is a blindfolded Lolita girl who shouts "I want to apply for the teacher's mistress!" all day long.

Ah, by the way, I'm roommates with this pretty Lolita girl, Yvette L. Lehman, and we're on good terms.

After all, Yvette said the first time I was alone with her, "He's going to be a mistress, Rebecca is going to be a wife, and our goals don't conflict, so it's totally fine! Let's get along well." Let's go~!"

...Today is also a day when I am stunned by the ethics (logic) of magicians, so what is wrong with this? !

Forget it, it's better to get along well than to become a sworn enemy.

No, that's not the point.The point is that El-Melloi II, who has been tested by problem children for a long time, seems to have formed his unique set of [-] ways to deal with bear children.

After going through my classroom proposal announcement, the passionate confession on the big banner at school, the heart-shaped candle array shouting "I love you" at the door of the house, whether it is the office door or the homework textbook, in short, love letters are everywhere where you can put love letters... After a series of passionate pursuits, the second generation has calmed down.

That's right, it only took three days for him to go from being furious to having a mental breakdown to being physically and mentally exhausted and then getting used to it.Now he has calmed down, so calm that when I entered the office, I could even see him throwing my love letter into the trash can with no expression on his face—untouched, without reading it.

This made me even a little curious.

It is said that the edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold (...).After all, how much wind, knife, frost, and sword have gone through to force the rough and arrogant little tsundere back then into such a bitter social animal of Buddhism?

What have you been through all these years, Weber?

Even so, I never thought that the first sentence he said to me was actually...

"This is your homework, take it back and redo it."

El-Melloi II threw the thick stack of homework papers back in front of me.

I:"…………………………"

I rely on you, did you actually come to me to talk about my academic problems? !

"Although I don't want to say this, but your paper is really poorly written. It's a mess, it's a mess, it's a mess." The second's eyebrows became more and more deep, and he nodded with a sullen face. Homework paper, "I want you to analyze the influence of astrological changes in four seasons on summoning magic. What exactly is this thing you wrote? Also, although you are not a student of the plant department (Umina), all kinds of plants are in the magical world. The role of the medicine and its use in the summoning ceremony, this is a basic question, why did you answer it wrong?"

I:"…………………………"

Are you my high school teacher!What kind of painting style is this that calls poor students to the office after the exam to scold them why they can answer such simple questions wrong? !Are you a math teacher explaining homework to the last 20 poor students in the grade! ?

"Also, your foundation is too bad." The Second King was lucky again as he said, "I have made an assessment of your overall quality in the past few days-although it is not so-so in terms of rune magic. , but other aspects are not good at all, and you only have a half-knowledge, especially alchemy... how did you get into the clock tower?"

I:"…………………………"

I came in with a letter of recommendation from the crowned magician Aozaki Touko, and performed a fantasy call to the bosses of the Clock Tower on the spot.

I came in to chase someone!I didn't come in to study!I confess!I cheated on the entrance exam with AI! ! !

A concubine like alchemy really can't do it!Why do you have to memorize and calculate so many chemical formulas and physical formulas? ! !If I was good at mathematics, physics and chemistry, would I still study liberal arts back then? ! !I'm the kind of person who is so biased that I can't do anything except literature, history and philosophy, and even make mistakes in geography calculations! ! !There are other subjects I can still learn by rote - but alchemy!How can I learn alchemy well! ! !

...Sorry, I seem to have embarrassed Miss Chengzi and her family.

【cover your face in shame】

It seems that I saw the shame on my face, the second paused, and when he spoke again, his tone slowed down a bit.

"About your summoning magic, I also learned something from Belfebang, the head of the summoning department."

When he said this, he couldn't help showing a lump of ice in his stomach. He didn't know how much he had suffered in the Jiang Ling Branch before.

Speaking of which, the Director of the Spirit Department, Urifis, his daughter seems to be the unlucky one who followed Kenneth to participate in the Fourth Holy Grail War?I remember it was Sola...Kenneth was the one who had the holy relic stolen by the second king and had to call lancer Diarmuid, but because Diarmuid was so good-looking, his fiancée moved on , and finally became the lemon head of the worst master (?) who died in the fourth battle.

Wait, Sora's brother seems to have been very displeased with El-Melloi II because of the death of his younger sister and her prospective brother-in-law... Could it be that he met that one in the Department of Ascension...

ai: "Oh, actually, I met all three of them."

I:"………………………………"

It's too miserable!II!You are too miserable! ! !What about the lucky ex? ! ! !

ai: "It's a kind of luck to be able to gather all three at once."

Me: It’s better not to have this kind of luck, thank you.

God knows what happened to him in the Jiangling Department, the second shook his head, as if shaking off those unpleasant memories, and continued talking.

"Although you don't know the specific principles of magic, you are able to use the corresponding magic talent. This is very good. However, no matter how rare the talent is, if you don't study them thoroughly, you won't be able to exert their due ability .Especially in magic, no kind of magic is absolutely safe. There is nothing more dangerous than half-knowledge of magic. If you continue to perfuse yourself like this, then sooner or later, your talent will kill you."

I am very moved by El-Melloi II's sincere concern for me.

But I still have to defend myself! ! !

"I..." I hesitated for a moment, and my voice lowered, "The clock tower class... I don't quite understand..."

I must declare that magic is a science.

Although this sentence sounds like a Soviet joke, I still have to say that magic is a science (?).

Although this does not mean that magic, which is a complete product of magic, belongs to the science side.

However, the learning of magic is still based on scientific methods (including but not limited to: observation, data collection, speculation, hypothesis testing, interpretation of results, and formation of conclusions) and scientific theories (in fact, whether it is alchemy, astrology, or summoning). There are detailed and specific theoretical basis and argument analysis works) as the guide.

In other words, there is no difference between studying at a magic academy like Clock Tower and going to a top university to study as a graduate student.

Everyone knows how painful it is to take the postgraduate entrance examination and graduate school.

In a sense, a magician is someone who studies the science of [magic].

And me, if I am a three-good student who loves learning and academic research, how can I not even pass 211 and 985? !If I were an academic talent, I would have gone to graduate school long ago, why bother to be a social animal! ! !

My heart is almost broken.

But what broke me even more is that El-Melloi II will not let me go.

"Then start with the basics."

He scribbled down a long list of books in his notebook with a pen, and tore them up for me with a hiss.The black eyes stared at me deeply, and the pupils were full of academic brilliance.

"Here, read it within two weeks, and hand in the reading notes and analysis report to me." He paused, and then said, "If you don't know the question, you can ask Flat or Sfin. If they are not here, you can Ask Yvette, although she is usually a little crazy (me: Teacher, I will tell Yvette), but as a member of the Meastia faction, her magic foundation is still very solid. Anyway, The people of the Meastia faction are all guys who pursue magic research first. Although if you ask her, she will definitely get a lot of personal information, so you can decide for yourself."

I:"…………………………"

No, teacher, look at the length of that list, and finish it within two weeks?Hand in study notes and analysis reports? ?Want to report to you? ? ?Are you really not taking private revenge? ? ? ?

I feel like I need to struggle a bit.

"Old, teacher, this list is too long, I think I..."

"Can't it be done?" El-Melloi II really showed a surprised expression this time, "That's all?"

I:"…………………………"

Who tm said that El-Melloi II was an ordinary person? !stand out!I beat him to death! ! !

How could I have forgotten that this guy is also a guy who read a lot at a young age, because he didn't sleep with the professor, so he forgot to eat and sleep in the library and came up with a tens of thousands of word thesis guy!How old was he then? 19 Ah! ! !You find a 19-year-old ordinary person who writes tens of thousands of words of academic papers! ! !

Magicians are monsters! ! !all of them! ! !Without exception! ! !

El-Melloi II is just the relatively less perverted one among this group of monsters! ! !This does not mean that he is an ordinary person! ! !

But I am! ! !I! ! !ordinary!inability!Ordinary! ! !

What did the scumbag do wrong? You want to persecute the scumbag qaq like this! ! ! ! !

What I didn't know was that after I left crying with the list, El-Melloi II held the table and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Okay...it should be clean for a while."

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