[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

"You explain it to me!"

Sitting up in a dying panic, I grabbed qb by the neck and shook it bluish-faced.

"What is Luffy's love line te?! What te???"

"te, trueend. The real ending." AI looked very indifferent, "In a sense, you played the perfect ending of Luffy's love line. By the way, the normalend is 'you are weird but a good person'. Yes , is the one played by the empress. In comparison, you can play the ending of 'We are brothers' is already very good, and it is worthy of encouragement."

I pinched its hand harder: "Fuck your uncle's perfect ending! What kind of perfect ending is this! And when did I enter the love line? How come I don't know???"

The qb bastard tilted his head as if pretending to be cute: "In a literary way, this is called 'it's over before it starts'? Or do you prefer the saying 'die before you start'?"

Hey!

Fuck you, it ended at the beginning... Doesn't this mean that you didn't enter the love line at all! ! ! ? ? ? ? ?

At this moment, I finally thought of my best friend Susu, the Ultimate Luffy Chef.Back then, she was very ambitious and wanted to prostitute Luffy, she was gearing up, high-spirited, and extremely confident-then she collapsed halfway through filling the hole.

I still remember her bloody and tearful accusation—it is too difficult to want a whore Luffy who is not ooc!He knows what marriage is all about, but he doesn't want to marry, because marriage will divide his flesh!And he doesn't have the string of men and women in his mind at all, and he doesn't have any concept of gender!And eating so much that you can't afford it, one banquet can cost [-] million Baileys!The important thing is that normal people can't keep up with his rhythm!

"I specially chose an idiot who can play with him! As a result, he said, 'Let's be friends for life!' My idiot was very touched, and he was very happy. 'Cheers!'—I can't write any more!"

The above is the lamentation of the warrior who bravely challenged the copy of the abyss.

Luffy is just a child who can't grow up in his heart!Oda personally judged that he still only has meat in his mind at the age of 60! ! !

You can still work harder if you play house and couple games with children-what kind of hell copy is it to fall in love with children! ! !

Do you think that Luffy is the obedient, sensible and high IQ of JJ's villain mothers? ? ?

Thinking of this, I was so angry that the wound hurt even more. I pressed the wound with one hand while panting and questioning this bastard.

"If you're not be... can you have... energy..."

"Of course there is." Ai shook the big tail of the same style as qb, "but that energy is far from being comparable to be. The most enduring human emotion is hatred, but the most intense and powerful emotion, It’s always sad, angry, and painful. Happiness is always short-lived, and stability is easily broken. You should be very clear about the so-called good times don’t last long, and the years are hard to come by.”

I fell silent.

"The best way to bring the energy we need is love. Family affection is more stable than love, and friendship is not as extreme as love. The only thing that can make people's feelings explode to the extreme is love—"

The AI ​​at this moment faded away those hypocritical human expressions, showing an excessive rationality.It hurled demonic whispers at me in a persuasive tone.

"—So, let's try again and fall in love with Luffy."

I rely on this is too tm devil! ?

"I don't want it! Absolutely not!!!"

Recalling the hardships and obstacles in the past six months, full of blood and tears, I couldn't help feeling sad and rejected this option from the bottom of my heart.

Think about this little bastard's ability to tease bears and provoke tigers, think about the pile of things he found for me when I gave you compulsory education, and think about his character that is very self-willed now and will not listen to people's words... ...and his love nerves that haven't grown out of more than 900 words... The peerless beauty of the empress level is so dull that she doesn't respond when she sits in front of him...

No!I do not want!I definitely don't want to challenge this nightmare dungeon again! ! !The concubine really can't do it! ! ! ! !

Ai was silent for a while: "...for the sake of the world, why don't you try harder?"

I immediately slapped the table (bed) and got up: "This kind of world that makes people attack Luffy for it should perish!"

After yelling this famous line of cos Heisei otaku, I fell down again.Grabbing AI's paw with the last bit of strength, he asked a desperate question while dying.

"...Is it really impossible to change people?"

To be honest, I don't have any hope for substitutions, because it's impossible for this wicked thing to be kind...

"Okay." Ai replied briskly.

“………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …What?!!!!!!"

Once again, I sat up in shock while dying, grabbed qb's neck with both hands and shook him to death, my whole body was disheveled and my face was ferocious like a ghost.

"You! No! Early! Say!!!"

Probably frightened by my ferocious expression of wanting to eat my flesh and lay bare my skin, ai blinked those water-red eyes and looked at me purely and innocently.

"You didn't ask?"

"Me! Shit! You! Big! Grandpa!!!!!!"

Letting out the last roar from the soul, I lost all strength, fell down, and passed out completely (out of anger).

..............................

"So why on earth do you think you can't change Raiders?"

After I woke up (and calmed down), ai shook the big tail with the same style as qb, and his tone was so serious that he didn't twitch.

"In the final analysis, what we need is the energy generated by the changes in human emotions. It doesn't matter who the target is." It paused and added, "So we choose ones that won't pose too much threat to your life. Object. In fact, if you don't mind, we can even add my wife Yuno to the list..."

"No I don't mind very much I mind very much!"

I vetoed it repeatedly, what a joke, even Doflamingo can gamble on the possibility of a happy breakup, but my wife Yuno, that sick and delicate king, is really dead no matter how you look at it? ? ?

and also……

I looked at qb with a corner of my mouth twitching: "Again, you chose someone who would not pose too much threat to my life safety? The other few are fine, you tm facing Doflamingo and Ku Lolo, say it again?"

I'm the one who read the strategy list!Forget about the others... The names Doflamingo and Chrollo Lucilo seem to be death omens, okay? !When I saw them, I felt my heart stopped! ! !

Ai paused slightly, and looked away: "It's okay, as long as you are strong enough, they can't do anything to you. Don't you think Luo and Kurapika are fine?"

"You tm look into my eyes and talk." I grabbed the bastard's neck fiercely, "Besides, Luo Ge and Ku La are problems that they don't want to kill? They want to kill but didn't kill!!! "

"So as long as you don't get killed, wouldn't it be fine?"

That qb face looked really fucking innocent and cute, as innocent as a silly [beep] emperor who said "why not eat minced meat".

I threw Ya to the ground expressionlessly and stepped on it.

"Go to hell you bastard."

The damn AI made full use of the characteristics of the data, broke away from my feet with a crash, and reorganized into a QB not far away. It scratched its long ears with its hind paws as if not used to it, and shook it again. Wag that big tail.

"Okay, let's get down to business." It said solemnly, "Who are you planning to replace? Ace?"

I was silent for a while, and suddenly my face flushed.

"Otherwise, who else can there be!" I rubbed my cheeks hard, trying to suppress the rushing heat, "Sabo was already out at sea when we came here, who else can we replace except Ace!"

"Why are you blushing?" ai was very puzzled.

I choked, and roared back angrily: "I, I can't be refreshed!"

"Okay, okay, you're refreshed." A nearly speechless expression appeared on that qb's face, and it shook its tail as if it wanted to replace shaking its head, "Then I'll report to the higher-ups about the replacement, Let them update the list."

"Go quickly."

I hurried away, pressing my hands on my face, trying to suppress the burning heat and my beating heart.

"By the way, out of obligation, I remind you again."

Before leaving, it turned around and looked at me with those inorganic red eyes, which looked so cold after removing the fake expressions that imitated human beings.

"According to the experience of past cases, your favorability for these virtual characters is too high, which is dangerous, and you'd better control it."

"Eh?"

I froze for a moment.However, the damn AI didn't have any meaning to explain, and suddenly disappeared from where it was.I was the only one left uneasy about its unexplained words.

After 10 minutes, I came back to my senses and threw the pillow on the bed.

"Bastard qb, why don't you plant a flag for me! In the anime world, can you say those lines casually?! If you don't fold this flag for me when you come back, I'll kill you and make soup!!!"

..............................

The reply to the replacement application was very fast, and the approval was issued almost on the same day. This surprised me (in the original world) who was tortured to death by the efficiency of state institutions.

"It's so fast?" I couldn't believe it. "Are you so efficient over there? Don't you need to go to three or five offices to stamp and sign one by one? Could it be that you are not career editors at all?"

"Actually, this series of applications requires at least 30 stages of approval." AI Youyou said, "It's just that we have fully entered the era of big data in the interstellar network, and we are pursuing paperless office, and we can get approval after submission, so in the eyes of you humans Get up quickly."

"... You have worked hard too." I patted its head with infinite compassion.

"In short, after the application for substitution is approved, Ace's relationship line will be set for you. We will also fully monitor his emotional value." ai said lightly, "I will immediately notify you that his favorability has increased Fall. The next thing is how you want to attack him."

"I understand!"

ai paused: "I must remind you that the strategy you used before is absolutely unacceptable. Do you know what the readers said about you? What you played was not the childhood sweetheart route, but the young sister and bamboo mother."

I covered my face hard: "I, I know! I won't do this again, I promise!"

"...Also, I want to tell you some sad news." Ai was silent for a longer time this time, "Karp is here."

"what?"

Two days later, I understood why the ai said this was unfortunate news.

"Hahahahaha! Actually I should have brought you back four months ago. But I forgot hahahahaha!"

Monkey D. Karp scratched his gray hair, with a bold smile on his face, without any embarrassment.

"I still remembered that you were still here when I saw Sakalski's face when I went back. No, I'll come back to pick you up." Karp picked his nose and smiled nonchalantly, "I see Sakalski You're going crazy, and it's almost time for you to go home."

When I heard that name, I felt like I stopped breathing for a moment.

runaway.

Leave a book scolding him asshole daddy (damn qb!).

As soon as he left, he didn't even deliver a letter home for more than half a year.

...I don't dare to think about Akainu's current anger value.

I grabbed Karp's sleeve and spoke with the last faint hope.

"Can I really not go back?"