[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

It was already evening when we finally finished our shopping and returned to Emiya's house.Since everyone was carrying big bags and small bags in their hands, no one was in the mood to appreciate the famous painting of the moon, Fuyuki sunset.When he finally put all the big and small paper bags on the floor of the entrance, Shirou Emiya couldn't help but let out a long breath.

It's no wonder, because Emiya Shiro is the one who has the most things in this line of people-as a feminist ("all girls need to be cared for" This creed is a faithful believer), Not only did Emiya take the initiative to take Illya's big and small bags after shopping, but she also insisted on snatching the few bags that originally belonged to Grey despite the implicit objection Big bags of fruits and vegetables—so much so that I became a walking cargo plane and was almost overwhelmed by the weight of purchases.

Of course, this is also one of the main reasons why he can no longer steal the weight of my heavy load....

The second reason is naturally that he can't rob me.

What a joke, if a man carries a bag because of the reason of "you are a girl...", I will be laughed at by those pirates to the end of the world.

We all know there are no women on Whitebeard's ship (hey).

When Emiya Shirou was breathing heavily on his knees, I looked at him with my arms akimbo without blushing, and after a while I stretched out my foot and kicked him lightly.

"Although it is a good thing to love women..." I recalled the embarrassment when I played the fate line, and couldn't bear to complain, "But it is sexist to assume that women are weak people who need care? Especially when the other party is much stronger than you Sometimes, trying to be brave will only make girls feel that you look down on her, which will hurt her even more—especially those girls who have fought all the way by themselves."

Speaking of this, I have to complain about the fate line of the year.

Everyone in the Xingyue world knows that Ms. Nasukinoko (...) wanted to write a love story between Prince Arthur and a high school girl, but was forced by Takeuchi Takashi to write a galgame ( Male-oriented love story), and King Arthur (saber) has been set up long ago. In order to make the love of this girl who is actually a hero (or rather spend her life as a man) reasonable, Nasu The strategy Mushroom adopts is to repeatedly brainwash "Saber, you are a girl!" in the plot to cultivate her (and the player's) female consciousness.

Doing so has indeed played a very obvious effect.

In the game, Saber really fell in love with Shirou because of Emiya Shirou, the only "special" who treats her as a girl.

——Oh, why did Shinky treat Saber as a woman but failed in the strategy?

——There is a big difference between "Become (one of) my king's women!" and "You are a girl and I want to protect you very much".The latter is at best less feminist, while the former is extreme straight male cancer plus sex, harassment, and harassment!

Outside of games, this approach has another effect.

It's just that every time the player sees that Shilang is obviously a rookie (compared to other servants) but still refuses to let Saber fight because she is a girl, he feels extremely irritable.I can't wait to yell "The amateurs get out of the way and let the professionals come!"

At least when I pushed the fate line, I felt that Saber was going to kick Shirou out several times.

Of course, apart from this era problem (consider the creation era of fsn games), Shirou is still very cute...

Ufo's black and white Adidas coat and the beauty after eyebrow trimming are even more lovely! ! !

So I added another sentence earnestly: "I will be hated."

"Is that so..." The young man scratched his orange hair, pondered for a moment and said, "I see, I will pay attention next time."

...No, I don't think your expression got what I meant at all.I'm not talking about carrying bags!

Forget it, Emiya Shirou is not the one who accepts girls' protection just because girls are stronger.

I slumped my shoulders and sighed quietly.

Being able to solve the details of this kind of life can be regarded as a phased victory... Anyway, Saber won't really blow him out with a single shot... right?

"Good luck."

I raised my hand and patted Emiya Shiro on the shoulder heavily.

I calculated this (not really), the time you summoned Saber is probably tonight, and since you have Avalon in your body, it is probably impossible to summon a Saber other than Artoria...

... really, good luck to you.

Shirou Emiya, who was completely confused: "Uh...thank you?"

Having said that, in the end Shiro Emiya insisted not to ask Illya and Gray to help, but insisted on moving all the ingredients (for 20 people) into the kitchen by himself.

...Okay, I just knew that "I'll pay attention next time" didn't help at all.

This stubbornness can be regarded as the characteristic of Shirou Emiya.

compared to this...

"Teacher! I'm back~!"

I aimed at a man who was lying on the coffee table with a face of "maybe my ability is limited. , glanced at me very vicissitudes.

"...Is it fun outside?"

I stuck out my tongue, hearing the strong resentment from his words, and quickly pressed my face against his, rubbing against it like a kitten.

"Actually, it's not that fun..." I looked at his expression with a guilty conscience, and pleaded weakly, "That is... I went shopping, climbed the Weiyuanchuan Bridge, and walked around Xindu. ...Because the rider said that he was interested in the game, we went to the game hall...In the end, we also met a spoiler and made everyone lose interest..."

"The spoiler?"

My eyes suddenly drifted even more: "That's what... that's who... Gilgamesh..."

"what?!"

El-Melloi II really sat up in a dying state, and almost threw me off his back.I quickly let go of the hands that almost strangled his neck, but he grabbed my wrist.

"You just said Gilgamesh?" His face seemed to twitch because of psychological shadows, "How did you meet that guy?"

"He's the only one who comes to play games...so we met..."

I said weakly.

"What's wrong with these ancient kings..." El-Melloi II twitched his lips, "Why did one or two of them become dead houses addicted to video games in this world... Video games are modern civilization The soul of the soul... No, no, why did you meet Gilgamesh in the game city... What kind of ghost setting is this to spawn the world boss in Novice Village!"

I watched Er Shi fall into thoughts, and I didn't dare to say anything at all.It wasn't until he almost calmed down that he put his arms around his neck again and leaned his face over.

"...Don't be angry."

I'm trying to be coquettish.

"So..." The Second Emperor finally gave up with a long sigh, and looked at me, "How did you come back?"

"Just... the rider and he compared all the games in the game city, and broke many records. In the end, the two were tied... Then we made an appointment to fight again at another time... and then we broke up."

"...It's really their routine operation."

El-Melloi II patiently suppressed the throbbing veins on his forehead, and sighed again.

"Forget it, I'm used to it too. It's good for everyone to come back properly."

"Hey hey..."

I laughed cowardly, and rubbed his forehead again, as if to please him.

"Compared to this, how about the alliance with the Tohsaka family?"

"It's a success."

El-Melloi II leaned back, and continued talking on his own, regardless of my small movements of playing with his hair.

"Tohsaka Rin tentatively agreed to cooperate with us, and also showed me the distribution map of the spiritual veins. The more detailed spell cooperation will be discussed after our field investigation... In short, after solving Kotomine Kirei and Gilgamesh After that, it's time to officially start disintegrating."

When he said this, he was silent for a long time.

"lady."

His tone was full of patience.

"No, give me, weave, braid."

"……Meow."

I meowed very guiltyly, and hurriedly untied the braid I just made for El-Melloi II.