[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

No one can refuse Tange Sakura 1.

Tange Sakura is so cute!Who can refuse Tange Sakura! !At least I can't! ! !

So I was dragged into the artistic aesthetic (-∞) band combination, and became an underground idol with Nero and Elizabeth.

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Then we failed to debut for three years.

Indeed, in this day and age, there are sayings that "you can do whatever you want if you look good" and "no matter how you sing, you can blush if you look good". The looks of Nero and Elizabeth are indeed very, very cute...

But their singing is really terrible.

Singing like akb48 can still make a debut or even become popular, but singing like Nero and Long Niang is really hopeless.

Even in the parallel world of modern au, there are some essential things that will not change.

For example Hisoka is a pervert.

For example, the singing voices of Nero and Dragon Lady are anti-army treasures.

That is simply the voice of a destructive demon.

The scouts who came to seduce us confidently because of the beauty of Nero and Elizabeth will eventually fall under Elizabeth's singing. So far, no one has survived the seventh sentence, even the few who have survived the first three sentences The hero will also foam at the mouth the moment Nero joins the chorus and die suddenly on the spot.

The most tragic thing is that Nero and Elizabeth always identified their coma as "we sang so well and they passed out with excitement"...

... What else can I say, of course you two are happy.

Oh, you ask how I persisted?

There is a saying that goes well, you have to walk the road you choose even on your knees.

There is another saying that is better, and you will get used to it when you spit it out.

As a beautiful dog, what more bicycles do you need if you have a beautiful girl?

And ai has only one comment on this: "I felt it before, is there really a problem with your sexuality?"

And my answer was only one sentence: "I'm a Yan lover."

Who doesn't like a pretty girl!Women also have the right to like beautiful girls!And of course pretty boy too!Everyone likes a good-looking person! (righteous)

After three years of underground activities like this, we have really accumulated a group of fans.Every event, a group of nerds and fangirls flocked to call, never regretting dying.Every time I see the tragic scenes of dead bodies strewn all over the stage, and those fans who have lost consciousness but are still waving light sticks and calling, I will be infinitely moved in my heart-human beings are so great.Humans are amazing.Fans are creatures that are simply admirable.

Can you believe it?They even said that Nero and Long Niang's singing made their "ears get pregnant"! ! !

...Humans are truly terrifying creatures without limits.

Again, everyone likes a good-looking person!

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As for meeting Kurolo Luxilu, I think it was completely arranged by AI.

Otherwise, how do I explain why the majestic generation of rock and roll kings happened to decide to accompany their members to a fan festival that day, and they happened to be attracted to our booth by corpses all over the floor (...), and happened to meet me singing solo How about allowing him to fully appreciate Heizi Mana's voice of nature on the mountain of corpses (...)?

God knows how frightened I was when I sang well on the stage when I suddenly received a prompt of [Krollo Ruxilu Favorability 50].

If I hadn't been a woman who has been tested (...) seen the world (...) and faced the Four Emperors (...), I'm afraid I would be scared out of tune and sing a scene of a car accident.

We don't know, and we dare not ask, what exactly Kurolo Lucilu was thinking during that short period of one song.Anyway, the result was that when the fanfest was over that day, I was sneered at by a dwarf holding an umbrella on a sunny day (it’s you, Feitan, if it weren’t for you insisting on coming to this fanfest, I wouldn’t have run into Kuroro) Abducted into a commercial vehicle.

That's right, kidnapping.

Again, some people's nature will not change even if they are replaced by several parallel worlds, such as Feitan is a short-tempered dwarf (...), such as Feitan's game-nerd attributes (...), such as Feitan's gangster style (...), those are things that won't change even after several worlds!

——It’s actually wearing a beautiful girl’s sack!I will never forgive you!Feitan! ! !

"Sorry, my friend was rude."

Kurolo Roussilu politely apologized to me instead of Feitan.I looked at that beautiful face, one of the three beauties of hunters, and at the knife in Feitan's hand...

"No, it's okay..." I whispered.

What else can I do, of course I can only forgive him like an old mother.

"It's like this." Kuroro Rusilu crossed his hands, and explained his purpose to me concisely, "I heard your singing just now, and I hope you can become my singer."

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Wait, what the hell is this third-rate Mary Su girl manga? !Isn’t it the childish delusion of novelists and cartoonists that ordinary female high school students conquer the giants of the industry with their singing? !Wouldn't this kind of plot be ridiculed by the author who has never experienced beatings from society, so he thinks so well of the entertainment industry? ! ! !

The 8102 gold list entertainment circle articles are not written like this anymore... Right?

"He's serious."

ai whispered in my ear.

"Have you forgotten that Kuroko Mana's musical talent suddenly began to [bloom] at the age of fourteen or fifteen? This body also reached the age of 15, which happened to be the end of the voice change period, when the vocal cords were fully opened, and the singing was becoming more and more mature. .Combined with the countless music data packages I have loaded for you in the past three years, and your hard work, it is normal to be able to conquer the great gods in the industry with your singing."

"But..." I whispered, "my voice doesn't sound right for rock music, does it?"

Among other things, I still know Mana's singing style very well.Indeed, her voice quality is very clear, and her range is not narrow. She is a rare high-pitched player. No matter how high the scale is, she can reach it very easily, and her breath is long and stable. Even if she has to maintain it at a5 for a long time, it is not a problem... …

But the problem is that a good soprano voice does not mean that it is suitable for singing rock.

Kuroko Mana was born very unsuitable for singing rock.Her singing naturally lacks the wild, gloomy and roaring feeling.She can easily make a person feel healed and comforted, but it is difficult for the listener to feel the heartbreaking and destructive impulse.And that's what Krollo's rock music does best.

Even if you don't consider the problem of music style...it's a big problem for a rock band to suddenly join a female lead singer...I'm going to be torn to pieces by the fans!

"Ah, that's why I didn't explain clearly." Kuroro smiled, "What I said just now was to ask you to be [my] singer, not the female lead singer of the Phantom Troupe."

My eyes widened suddenly.

"I set up my own music studio, and before that, I also wrote some songs for other artists as a producer. I hope to cultivate a singer who belongs to this era, who can become a cultural symbol of an era. "The obsidian-like eyes looked at me fixedly, "I heard your singing, that's the sound I want."

...All right, I will never laugh at those nonsense in the entertainment circle that the heroine starts singing and all living beings bow down to her.Art comes from life.

I subconsciously grabbed ai's tail and started thinking.

Indeed, for me, this is a very tempting proposition.

Even without considering the precondition that Kurolo is my clearing target, as the leader of the popular rock band all over the continent, Kuroro Rousilu is also a genius—a musical genius.

In this world, the Phantom Troupe is completely a miracle.

It was originally an underground band composed of several middle school students from Meteor Street Middle School, and almost all members were from slums.Their incredible unruly personality has indeed attracted many fans.But it was the musical talent and business acumen of the leader Kurolo Roussillo that made the Phantom Troupe break out of the underground rock circle at a rocket-like speed and become a hot rock band in the music world.

Only talent can't make it big, this is a fact that anyone who has a little understanding of the music world can understand.Even in a small country, there are thousands of bands and idol groups that fail to debut every year.There are as many people who can be replaced, and fans are the most passionate and unfeeling creatures. Musicians who cannot keenly capture the market trend and cannot create high-quality works are destined to be abandoned by this music scene.

In these two respects, Kurolo Lucilu is a leader.

After ten years, after several personnel changes and member changes, under the leadership of Kurolo Lucy, the Phantom Troupe is now the number one rock band in the mainland—no, perhaps it should be said that it is already the number one rock band in the mainland. One's band.

The most rare thing about Kurolo is that he is not a musician who can only write rock music.

I don't know if his [Thieve's Ultimate Intention] mind ability has been exchanged for a generalist in music in this world.Kuroro is very good at creating music in various styles, such as metal, rap, pop, bel canto, folk... He can create no matter what style of music it is, and he can create it very well.

His so-called "writing some songs for other artists" before is completely self-effacing. In fact, he has written at least 5 annual golden songs and 7 O chart champions for other singers.

Others may say "praising you as a queen" may be bragging to fool the little girl, but this person, I think he can really do it.

It seems that there is no reason not to agree, right?

but……

"Let me be your singer, which means you only want to sign with me alone, right?"

I asked almost meaningless questions.

"Of course." The man smiled slightly, "Even if I don't need to tell you, you know that you are not suitable for singing with others."

For a moment, I didn't know whether to sigh for the sharp musical intuition of the person in front of me, or regret that he missed Nero and Elizabeth's singing.

Just because I have only heard my singing alone, I concluded that Mana is not suitable for chorus singing. This musical vision is indeed precise and unique.However, seeing that the head of the group actually escaped the singing of Nero and Long Niang, so that I couldn't see him collapsed, I really felt infinitely regretful.

To tell you the truth, ever since I teamed up with Nero and Elizabeth, my greatest joy in life has been picking up corpses—literally.

Seeing "corpses" really makes one very happy.Not being able to see the "corpse" of the leader made me very unhappy.

and so……

"I'm going to think about it again."

I told him so.

"Don't put on airs there and waste time."

Feitan spoke sinisterly behind my back, and the words were really convincing—especially when they came out of his mouth.

"Fitan."

Kuroro called his name nonchalantly, and Fei Tan let out a "tss" but sat back.The dark-haired man looked down at me, his eyes like a black sea.

I shrank my neck subconsciously, but the man handed me a business card.

"Well, let's talk tomorrow," he said.

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Who knows what you mean by "let's talk tomorrow"? !

I glanced at Wojin on the front seat of the SUV, and immediately shrank myself a little deeper into the back seat.

"This is the little girl that the head of the group has taken a fancy to?"

A giant bear sits majestically in the front seat...sorry, that's Wojin.He took off the silver sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, folded his arms, and showed a gangster-like smile.

By the way, with Wojin's arm-folding action, the muscles in his two arms became more and more knotty, and they looked thicker than my thighs.

"..."

I met his gaze, silently compared the difference in physique between the two, and shrank back into the back seat of the car.

Sorry I was wrong, this arm is thicker than my waist.

"Are you sure this is what the leader is looking for? So weak? So small??? Why do I look at the interest of that kid like Fei Tan???"

Wo Jin's loud voice turned to the knight, shaking my whole body.Not just because of the volume, but also because of the content.

Co-author Feitan is not only the irritable dwarf, the game geek and the robber demeanor in this world (...), but also his sexual fetish of watching the dark adventures to Luo Li Ben? ! Is trevorbrown2 so good that you can't give up in any world? ? ?

"In short, this person is what the leader wants."

The knight gave Wojin a warning look, and reached out to grab the steering wheel.

"If you do something to scare people away, I won't save you if the head of the group troubles you later."

Wo Jin resentfully withdrew his hand.

Although I don't know what he wanted to do just now, it's a good thing that he gave up his mind now——

I took a deep breath and mustered up the courage to try to save my human rights.

"That... I really can't refuse?"

As a basic human right, I think I still have the right to say "no"... right?

Even though trying to reason with the Phantom Troupe is a silly [beep] thing, I wanted to give it a go.

Of course, since I used the words "dying struggle", you can probably imagine the result.

Facts have proved that the most stupid [beep] thing in the world is trying to reason with the Phantom Troupe.

"It has been said that you are the person that the leader wants, and the leader has never been able to get what he wants. It is better for you to give up as soon as possible."

While talking, Xia Ke took out a CD from the visor and stuffed it into the car CD player. After a while, the familiar music prelude came from the stereo, which made my hair stand on end.

"Wait, wait! Is this—"

"Your band's CD, the leader stuffed it for me to listen to. I didn't have time before, so let's listen to it now. I'm also curious about what kind of sound it is that makes our leader fall in love at first sight."

"No no no you hurry up and turn it off before it's too late—"

That's too late.

The extremely sweet but also extremely distorted singing voice hit everyone's brains in an instant.

If I had to describe it, it was like an electric drill pierced into the temple at that moment, smashing the brain, eyeballs and cochleas, and then threw them on the ground to finish a tap dance, and finally pulled them out of the ground Get up and stuff it into the shell.

It's a nightmare.

This is a terrorist attack.

This is the Heroic Spirit releasing the Noble Phantasm——! 3

Xia Ke's SUV turned 5 times on the spot, a total of 1800 degrees, and finally stopped the car before hitting the electric pole. If there were not so many pedestrians and vehicles on this road section, I am afraid that several people would be killed. .

The car door opened with a bang, and a livid-faced knight rolled out from the driver's seat. On the front seat was a Wo Jin who was foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes.Both of them were dying, and the stiff corpse was still twitching from time to time in the demonic female voice that came out of the car stereo.

Careless.

The phantom troupe, which has gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers and traveled thousands of mountains and rivers, fell under the singing of three female high school students. It is really too careless.

I folded my hands in the back seat of the car and prayed very devoutly.

Live on, Mr. Knight, Mr. Woking.

Note:

1: The voice actor of Nero Claudius is Tange Sakura, who is also the voice actor of the first Moe Wang Kinomoto Sakura.Nero's voice is really super cute, you can go to station b to experience it yourself.

2: Trevorbrown, an artist who immigrated from the UK to Japan, is the root of Feitan’s comment on the murder, because in the original work, Feitan was looking at his painting collection "The Taste of Candy and Pain".Anyway, this is why many hunters call Feitan a "lolicon".His collection of paintings includes everything that Jinjiang is not allowed to write, and if the Jinjiang author dares to write like this, he will be hanged in the clear water wheel for seven days and seven nights... anyway... underage is not allowed to read.

3: Dragon Lady’s Noble Phantasm [Blood Demon Lady] in Fagou’s performance is Elizabeth singing... Yes, her singing voice is her Noble Phantasm... It’s the anti-human/anti-army treasure...