[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

——My tm is really red.

I sat backstage, slumped on the sofa in a posture that could never be seen by reporters, showing a broken expression like a backstreet girl.

Who would have thought that I, a woman with mild social phobia who dare not even leave the house for nothing, would one day become a big star.

Although I have been forced to open my business since time travel...but this shit is too much!

Capitalists turn into ghosts, and we are not deceived.

Rather, although I have always known that Kuroko Mana has the potential to become famous (nonsense, this is a goddess-type character I set up myself)...but the speed at which she became famous is too scary!terrible! ! !

Although I did catch the popularity of the Phantom Troupe with this wave... But isn't it too much for a newcomer's first album to reach number one on the O chart within a week of its release? !I still shiver when I think of that statistic!It's really the kind of shivering that the calves are twisting! ! !

And ai has only one comment on this: "What did you prescribe for the heroine yourself? Don't you have any idea in your heart?"

I slammed the wine bottle...cough it was actually a tea thermos cup on the table, and yelled at AI.

"If I knew better, I wouldn't have written it like this! I just put the strengths and sales of outstanding Japanese female singers I could find into the setting! I didn't understand the Japanese entertainment industry at all! I just talked with A third-rate writer in the entertainment circle reads some comics and checks some information before starting to write!! It doesn’t matter whether it’s reasonable or not!!!”

Facing my roar mixed with blood, tears and remorse, ai's answer became more and more calm, so calm that one even wanted to grab its head and swing the wall.

"That's why you got such an excellent cheat now." Ai raised his tail and patted my shoulder, "Be happy. Thanks to your cheating, we can achieve the goal of being a superstar of our time."

I could only cover my face with my hands and bow my head deeply.

Speaking of literary and artistic points, these are all mistakes made when I was young.

To put it bluntly, don't write casually when Marysu is a second-year middle school student. Otherwise, one day you will have to face this black history and you will want to die very much.

Is there anything more embarrassing than reading to an author a novel she wrote when she was a sophomore?

Yes, that is to let her play the heroine of her Mary Sue novel.

Someone lend me a time machine.I will now show you a scene where I kill myself.

"That's not right." Ai said quietly, "Compared to the small problem of opening too much cheating for your fan heroine, the problem with your SNS account is obviously bigger. This can't be pushed to the young and ignorant, the real age Miss Savior who is already [beep——] years old.”

I:"………………………………"

Stop talking, let me die, I will die now.

"Let's face the reality." Ai has the three big characters "No Mercy" written all over his face, "I knew it was like this, so why bother. I have persuaded you many times to solve problems like a mature adult. But You have to be like a high school girl who chooses to hate him on social media. You humans really confuse us."

"I'm sorry, but please don't classify this kind of thing as a reward for deceiving human behavior, please."

I apologise.

"It's just that I can't restrain myself... It's purely personal, please don't load this into your human database, please please."

Please don't make me continue to embarrass all mankind.

AI twitched the corner of his mouth in a very humane way: "Are you sure?"

"I'm sure..." I recalled the 100 million fans on my account, and recalled the black fan army of Kuluohaohaotangtang, "Uh...I'm not sure..."

Sorry, I'm too young.Human beings are inherently ashamed, and I actually thought I was particularly ashamed. I was so arrogant.

I'm just an insignificant small line in the vast sea of ​​shameful records of human beings. I don't even have the qualifications to be a sample. I really think highly of myself.

Human beings are such a shameful creature, they will not become more shameful because of my existence!

"So why on earth are you going to Black Kurolo?" Ai's expression was really puzzled, "What good does this do for you?"

"Uh...probably, it's about harming others, not benefiting oneself, and being poor and happy?" I couldn't help covering my face while talking, "That's all... don't you think that Kuroro has a long picture and people want to blackmail him when they see it?" face? I can’t blame me for not being able to bear it..."

AI showed a powerless expression: "So you became a well-known black fan of the brigade without holding back?"

I weakly corrected it: "I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense - he is obviously a well-known group leader black fan. I am very principled, don't say it as if I am messing around every day, others will misunderstand of."

People are single-minded to the leader.It's not like those little goblins who say "Kurolo is the best" today, "knight is also good" tomorrow, "I want to fly to..." a week later, "I want all three beauties!"They are very specific!In the eyes of others, there is only the leader!No matter how good-looking the guys other than the group leader are, they won't even look at them! ! !

Ai's expression is indescribable: "Are you single-minded in this kind of place? You are so dedicated that you blackmail Kurolo on SNS almost every day??? I remember that even if you can't solve the math problem, you still have to go to SNS to cue one Take Kuroro's degree."

I remembered when ai was talking about it. It was when I was overwhelmed by a math problem during my review at the end of last semester. …so I sent a diss kuluoluo on twitter, which roughly means "it is said that fans follow the real master. We all know that idols have a particularly high degree of education, and there are many academic masters among the fans, so in order to live up to the true level of my master , My learning level has always been highly consistent with his, especially mathematics. [Attachment: Mathematics paper with a red cross. Attached picture: the resounding math 59 points circled in red. jpg]”

My gaze couldn't help but wander for a while: "Then what... This means that I always have him in my heart! Look at me, I will think of him no matter what I encounter!"

ai: "………………"

I suddenly screamed: "Don't show that expression! What kind of eyes look like looking at garbage! When did you become so smart!"

Ai said quietly: "Who on earth is this thanks to? You should reflect on it for me."

I twitched the corner of my mouth: "No, why does this sound so familiar?"

Isn't that my mantra!When did you learn it secretly!No... There will be a day when you, ai, will say this to me! ! !This unscientific! ! !

AI's tone became even colder: "So I've said it all, let you reflect on it for me."

I let out a very guilty "meow".

Well, it's all my fault, let's see what I've forced a good artificial intelligence into.

"But they didn't do too many excessive things..."

I dodged my piercing eyes and subconsciously met my fingers.

I'm not too dark... I'm really not so black... You see, I didn't even get the black name "Tu Luoluo"!

While defending myself like this, I puffed up my chest.

That's right! I have deleted all the contents of sns!Deleting all of them is equivalent to nothing happening!No proof means it never existed!I don't believe that ai will restore the account content for me because of such a boring little bickering!That's right, AI won't do things that hinder the strategy!I want to believe in AI!

"Ha ha."

ai sneered... I went a long way, did I hear correctly? AI actually sneered! ?Ms. Kill, what did you do to our pure AI!It it it it it actually learned to sneer! ?

Then I was overwhelmed by screenshots and web pages.

"Did you forget a famous quote from the 21st century?" ai crossed his arms(?) over his chest, stood upright, and looked at me coldly, "The Internet has memories."

I:"…………………………"

Ai Liangliang said: "Look, even if you delete all the SNS content, a lot of people will naturally save screenshots for you. Because the leader of the fan circle and the number one black fan announced his withdrawal from the circle, everyone said you can't stand the group The leader suddenly pushed the rookies with all his strength, so he quit the circle to protest. Some people said that you can’t accept that the leader likes lolita, so you deleted all the SNS content. Now everyone is telling everyone. Your past SNS content, whether it’s articles, Twitter, Tang Bure, and Youtube videos have all been dug out, and they are rushing to send them in the circle at this moment...By the way, do you want to see the portrait they gave you on your P account?"

I could only cover my face with my hands, wishing I could find a crack in the ground and sneak in: "No, I really don't need it... By the way, are they exaggerating too much..."

Ai's tone became even colder: "What are you talking about exaggerating? You are a well-known black fan in his circle. You know how many of your 100 million fans are coming to see you black Ku Luoluo. The number one fan in the circle Announcing your title resignation, even though you are a black fan, how can you deserve such a glorious funeral. Take a look, this is the result of your three years of hard work, so be proud of it."

I subconsciously glanced at the screenshots and web pages in front of me, and immediately covered my eyes with a scream.

"Why do you even have such early content!!!"

I think at the beginning, I was really black from all aspects and angles to Chrollo Rouxilu.

From his clothes in a fur coat, to his oily back hair, to his hairline that looks a little higher (bald) due to too much brushing... Of course, he is also indispensable The cross tattoo on the forehead that looks like a crosshair, I must say, what the hell is Kuroro's aesthetic!Who would have a crosshair tattooed on his forehead!It's like shooting at someone while pointing at their forehead! ! !

When it comes to aesthetics, I have to mention his pair of blue earrings... No matter how many times I am tied in the mouth, even if I am buried in the soil, I will use my hoarse vocal cords to shout out that sentence--then tm is not A pair of big light bulbs! ?That tm is simply a pair of big light bulbs! ! !

Moreover, it's not always me who makes the first move, more often it's Kurolo who makes the first move!

Some things cannot be changed no matter how many worlds are changed, such as the villain essence of the Phantom Troupe.Even in the paro world view of the modern au entertainment industry, Kurolo Rushiru is not a good person.The Phantom Troupe has had negative news since its debut.

Whether it's the scandal of the leader, or the rumors that he was too cruel to the members (mostly from people who left the group), or the news of his violence against the paparazzi, or the common drug use in the rock circle, Ripping that [beep], murdering that (is this common)... and other regular news, since the debut of the Phantom Troupe, there has been no interruption.

In all fairness, it is tiring to be a fan of such a celebrity.

In all fairness, it is tiring to be a fan of such a celebrity.

In order not to be pissed off by my master, I can only correct my mentality, right?

AI had indescribable words written all over his face: "Is this the reason why you throw out more negative news every time you see new negative news from Kuroro?"

I blinked my big innocent eyes and looked at it: "That's right, you have to recognize what your master is. As a rational fan, I can't tolerate that kind of random whitewashing behavior! This is to wipe out our master. This is the characteristic of obliterating his personality! I absolutely will not allow it!!! True fans must dare to face up to what their boss has done!!!”

ai's entire expression was twitching: "So you said 'it's normal for high school dropouts to be illiterate' during the interview, and you posted a list of his previous girlfriends when he was rumored to criticize him, 'others are aesthetically pleasing Lowering is slow down, your aesthetic lowering is landslide', when he was posted a ticket by the traffic police for speeding, he quickly posted his past drunk driving record and said, "Very good, it seems that you remembered to brake this time"... It's all because you love him?"

I slapped the table and said in a loud voice: "That's right! The one who can continue to love him even if he is a bastard is the one who truly loves him! The kind of feeling that wants to erase the facts and whitewash him is not love at all! You don't want to Insulting the sacred love of our human beings! That's just a superficial yearning! Only Xiaobai who doesn't know him can say such silly words as "the leader is affectionate and righteous"!!! Superficial! Too superficial!!! Kurolo It’s scum! But I love him even if he’s the scum of scum!!!”

The black history of whitewashing the righteous master is not worthy of being called a fan at all!That's just a superficial face that erases part of the true master's essence for the sake of his own face!They only look at faces!These noobs don't understand Kurolo at all! ! !

"Oh, so you not only wrote 7 small papers on the true love theory of black fans defending yourself, but also made a lot of small videos and emoticons of Ku Luoluo's ghosts and animals?"

AI said coolly.

"The way you humans show love is really strange."

"It's not surprising."

If you want to say this, I will be excited.Immediately, I rolled up my sleeves and slapped the table hard, causing the water in the glass to splash out, but I didn't take it seriously at all, and justly threw out my right opinion——

"I love him even if he is like this, which means this is true love!!!"

You can see how many bad things Ku Luoluo did in the original work, but I still love him, which proves that I have feelings for him!

The real dough never washes white!The real group fans all admit that what Kurollo did is that he deserves to die!The real group fans are those who continue to love them on the premise of admitting that they committed crimes of murder and arson!

this!Only then!Love! ! !

Those who push the pot to Meteor Street and the Kuluta tribe are not true fans!They don't love the real Kuroro at all! ! !

Even I just think "he looks so good-looking when he does bad things" and dare not admit that he has to clean up him before he dares to say that he likes the character who has been cleansed to ooc. He has no right to call himself a fan!If I didn't love their unscrupulous way of killing people like hemp, why would I want to be a fan of the brigade!I'm a decent fan, can't I! ! ! (The villain speaks)

AI said quietly: "Girl, your thoughts are very dangerous."

I cleared my throat, and said seriously: "So, I really love him, even though I am so black that he wrote about the fellows of the Quande Brigade before, I really love him, and I don't accept any refutation on this point. "

AI clapped his hands loudly: "Very good, so do you dare to say this to him?"

I immediately withered: "...Then, let's forget it."

No no no I dare not.

ai chuckled: "True love?"

I:"………………………………………………"

True love is like a ghost, it always dies when it sees the light, right?

Just as I was eye-catching with ai, someone knocked on the door of my dressing room.

After opening the door, the protagonist we just discussed stood in front of me.

"Get ready." Kurolo said, "We are going to record a new CD."

Me: "...What?"

Didn't we just release our debut album? !It's only been on sale for less than a month! ! !Why are you recording a new album now, tell me? ? ?

Kuroro just smiled slightly, and then announced the coming of hell in a gentle and calm tone.

"Because I happen to be very inspired. This is thanks to you, Mana. Your voice really inspired me a lot. I wrote 12 songs for you this time. Come on, let's try."

Me: "………………………… Zhou Papi you."

So we recorded the first song for a whole month.

I walked on the beach for three hours in kurollo to shoot the music video

The author has something to say: The heroine is a bad child, don't learn from her. 】

Although the leader of the persecution is really happy. 】

Some settings are set in parallel worlds, and do not represent the real world... Although Kuroro in the main world has no education, he always learns from the domineering characters in the fan world... This is my private setting, don't worry about it 【guilty】

SNS means social network, including all kinds of social networking sites and software... That is to say, the heroine was really an all-round hacker at the beginning... She deserves to be the number one poisonous person in your circle.

This chapter uses some ky comments that I encountered when I was writing flowers and hymns.The sentence "Don't write Xiaobai if you don't understand Diablo, you don't understand the leader at all" is such a golden sentence, I really can't forget it...