[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

A boss who asks his subordinates to work overtime for him is a scum in the world.

Hearing my words, ai cast a deep look, and asked quietly: "Then what are you who let artificial intelligence work for you?"

I said confidently: "You are not human, you have no human rights."

We are discussing the crumbs of the world (human beings), why do you have an artificial intelligence to join in the fun?

AI raised a thin octopus tentacles, and made an interruption gesture: "Stop, our artificial intelligence also has a AI rights protection treaty."

I glanced at it, and said coolly: "So, is there a provision in your contract that artificial intelligence is not allowed to handle paperwork for humans?"

The tentacle hung down again: "No, it's not."

I guess there is no possibility.To put it bluntly, the research and development of AI is still to replace the labor force, so how could there be such a situation where the super-fast artificial intelligence is not allowed to be used, and the backward brain power must be used to calculate... Do you think it is because the college entrance examination is not enough? Let me use a calculator! ?

"You are much more efficient at handling documents than me..." I just glanced at the contents of the document and started to have a headache, "So I'm counting on you! Those who can do more work!"

"Then I will charge for labor services. One command spell can be exchanged for 1 paperwork." Ai crossed two tentacles, made a gesture of wrapping his hands around his chest, raised another tentacle and pushed it, and it appeared on his face at some point Sunglasses, "According to the law of conservation of mass, we also need energy to process documents. If you don't provide energy to AI but ask AI to complete extra work, it is a violation of the AI ​​​​rights protection law. You don't want to know what will happen if you are on our dishonest list. What consequences."

Come on, do you still have a list of untrustworthy things that sounds very capitalist and backward? !

I gritted my teeth: "Deal."

Why do things that can be solved by external forces?Why do humans invent washing machines, dishwashers and sweepers? Isn't it to free their hands and exchange money for comfort!

After solving the paperwork, which is a difficult problem that I can never complete, I was finally relieved and collapsed on the chair as soon as I leaned back.Seeing the way AI uses octopus imitation to laboriously roll a brush to correct documents, I actually felt cute for a moment.

No way, me!Sober up!Didn't I order this guy to turn into that ugly fufu octopus of Hokusai's father-in-law just because it always had a cute appearance? ?Now I look at an octopus and think it's cute!I've obviously never been a fan of grams!

With cold sweat on my forehead, I closed the door to the new world.

...It's really been single for too long (?) Seeing an octopus looks pretty.No, I can't go down like this anymore. I managed to get a job near Aokiji's side. If I don't make good use of this favorable time, place and people, I will really be unable to support the wall with mud.

As soon as I thought of this, I immediately sat up straight, greeted ai, hummed a song, and walked to Aokiji's office.

If you say go, let's go, you have everything I have!Hey, hey, hey, it's all there!Look at the sky all the way without bowing your head!

I didn't realize that there was something wrong with me humming "The Song of Heroes", so I just pushed the door of General Aokiji's office with an incomparably cute smile.

"General Aokiji—where's the tmd man?"

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What are the prerequisites for getting the moon first?

The moon tmd won't run with long legs by itself! ! !

As an experienced love strategy person, I learned from the painful experience and deeply reflected on my previous problems.

It was me who was naive.People who don't realize that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture a man (ai: there is no such famous saying). If there is a figure, the person who catches him first will talk.

General Aokiji, you forced me to do this :)

From that day on, I gave full play to Lip's Stoka (stalker) attribute, cooperated with AI's global GPS notification, and started my daily battle of wits and courage with my fish-fighting boss... Bah, I am Talk about the first step in pursuing General Aokiji.

Since I wear heroic cards almost every day except for sleeping, I also have a deeper understanding of the skills of the servants I use.For example, Parsonlip's skills are definitely not limited to the three items in the fgo game [Valley of Breasts], [Masochistic Physique] and [Abandoned & Collapsing]. Toca's potential is also a hidden skill that can be used well.

As long as I use this skill, I can silently appear behind General Aokiji when he wants to sneak out to fish, and watch him with faint eyes.Naturally, the knowledge and knowledge of the general-level powerhouse is not covered, and Lip's eyes that can make Kishinami Hakuno's hair stand on end are naturally not something that can be ignored at will. Hair made a nonchalant look and greeted me.

Like this-

"Yo, Lily, are you coming out to breathe too?"

"No, I'm here to see if the useless Mr. General is lost on the road of life again."

Like this-

"Well, Commodore Lily, I'm going to fish for sea kings, do you want to come together?"

"Mr. General, there are still so many documents here (a mountain of documents as high as half a person was photographed) that you need to sign and hand them over to Mr. Zhan Guo. By the way, the deadline is tonight, okay?"

Another example is this——

"Uh...the weather is really nice today."

"Yes, I can't go shopping in such good weather, and I have to review pension statements and war damage reimbursement forms here, and the person who left this pile of work to me is lying here basking in the sun and sleeping, and I have to drag so Heavy Claws specially ran to such a high rooftop to ask him for approval... Whose fault is this? Please don't look away, Mr. General, I don't mean to blame you? Although I have pushed all the tasks to the subordinates The boss is the scum of the world, but I have already seen such a general, I have no expectations or complaints from you at all, not at all, not at all, okay?"

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I don't know why, General Aokiji always returns with me with a wry smile on his face, and sits down to work honestly.Although I am also curious about the reason, but everything is fine in the end.

Marshal Sengoku also praised me for General Aokiji's rare high-efficiency work recently, and even gave me a 50% salary increase.Mr. Zefa also said "well done" to me, so there is probably no problem.

AI has only one comment on this: "When you get emotional, you will use too much force. Putting the cart before the horse has always been your routine operation, and I am really used to it."

……Have it?

I tilted my head, blankness written all over my face.

Ai looked at me blankly for a while, then looked away blankly: "Forget it, it doesn't make sense to you in this state, I'll talk to you after you take off the card."

I didn't realize that I had been completely infected by Lip's (super) abused (level) body (poison) quality (tongue): "Didn't General Aokiji's favorability increase, so there must be no problem. "

Ai has completely given up: "That's because his favorability is easy to get... Forget it, I shouldn't have counted on your skills in chasing men. You have never been hooked on the word skill for several lifetimes. What else can you do besides go straight up."

"Uh..." I tried to justify myself, "I...at least I can still seduce?"

AI sprayed thick ink all over my face: "Don't put gold on your face, you have five weeks and six men, which one did you seduce? Doflamingo is the one who fell in love with you fruit ability rather than your beauty."

I whimpered and raised my elbow to wipe the ink on my face: "Damn it, I'm going to seduce a man to show you!"

ai sneered: "Go, come on, turn back, there is Aokiji behind you, seduce one and show me?"

Filled with righteous indignation, I turned around, and just as I was about to sway my head, I found General Aokiji's posture... Obviously I was going to sneak through the window.

I:"……"

Aokiji: "..."

Then I reflexively released a master skill.

(cross out) Charm (/cross out) stun 【Physical】

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Looking at General Aokiji who fell straight down, I raised my head with a pale face, and looked at Ai floating beside me.

On the face of the octopus of the same style as Katsushika Hokusai, a mocking expression clearly appeared: "Seduce?"

Sorry, I'm too weak.

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General Aokiji is most famous not for his fishing skills, but for his lethargy.

Falling asleep on the returning warship and falling asleep while hanging out are actually small cases. The most exaggerated thing is that he would fall asleep in meetings of all sizes. La Quan pretended that he hadn't seen anything, so much that his saliva was dripping to the floor.

General Akainu would try to wake him up at first, but over time, even General Akainu would not be angry with him anymore.

That's right, even the general Akainu didn't bother to get angry with him anymore.

For General Aokiji, who must sleep every meeting, there is only one meeting where he will not fall asleep, and that is the military law meeting of the headquarters.

This in the end is why?

I'm baffled.

So I asked General Aokiji a question.

When the man answered my question, he rarely had a bitter face.

"Because it's too bad to drink." He said, "The coffee provided by the military law conference is completely Sakalski's aesthetic. After drinking it once in g2, he felt that the soul of the navy was condensed in this coffee. He said that a real navy boy would Drinking Navy coffee, when you preside over the court-martial conference, you will serve everyone a cup... To be honest, this stuff tastes like a punishment. After drinking a cup, the whole person is refreshed."

After hearing this, I was also curious, so although it was inconvenient to hold the coffee cup with the claws, I carefully picked up the small coffee cup with the tip of the claw (it was as difficult as pinching a miniature toy to be honest) , trying not to let the coffee spill out, stretched his neck tentatively, leaned to the edge of the cup and took a sip cautiously.

...What the hell is this tm? !

If I hadn't only dipped half a fingernail in the coffee, I would have sprayed it all over Admiral Aokiji's face.

It's so hard to drink to death! ! !

Why is there such a nasty thing in this world! ! !

It's better to drink muddy water than to drink this stuff! ! !At least the muddy water won't poison me! ! !

To tell you the truth, I was almost so bitter by the coffee filled with the soul of the navy that I was taken to the dog on the spot, and I had deep doubts about the taste and aesthetics of Admiral Akainu.No, to be precise, is he really out of his mind?

I don't think I want to be coffee-infused with navy at all, and I don't think anyone in the room would want to except Akainu.

"Hahahahahaha! Look, Sakaski, I just said that the coffee at the court-martial conference is terrible! Even the new girl can't bear it!"

A burst of hearty laughter came from the side, and while I was amazed at who was laughing at Admiral Akainu in the hall, I turned my head and met a thick and huge palm, which patted my back heavily, The shot made me (if I hadn't used Lip's first skill plus defense) almost lose my breath, and the familiarity of the intensity made me immediately think of the other party's identity.

Looking back, as expected, it was Lieutenant General Garp with half of his hair black, this fifties who even had a grandson with a senbei in his mouth, he laughed at me mercilessly when he saw me.

"What kind of coffee do children drink! Let's drink milk obediently!"

Lieutenant General Garp snatched the rest of the coffee from my hand (claw?) and threw it out the window.Although I also think that this broken coffee is only suitable for watering flowers (bah, what did the flowers and plants do wrong to drink this kind of thing), but I still admire Lieutenant General Garp for not giving Akainu face for more than ten years. Courage (after all, who did Garp give face to, redhead?)

And Akainu's face was naturally ugly, he gave me a cold look, for some reason I saw in his line of sight "Navy who can't even endure this kind of hardship is not worthy of calling itself a navy" line of big blood red characters , Hastily looked away, grabbed the milk bottle and poured himself a big mouthful of milk. Only after filling himself did he realize that his behavior was really provocative under the increasingly menacing sight of Admiral Akainu.

... People, people are indeed still children!

As I thought about it with a guilty conscience, I poured myself another half bottle of milk to suppress the shock.

Oops, this looks more like a provocation.

Garp slapped the table on the side and laughed so hard that he almost couldn't say the words "Hahahahaha Sakalski, you have a day too".

"Compared to these, let's discuss the issue of the garrison on Judiciary Island first."

It was Zefa who broke the increasingly hot air, the purple-haired elder folded his arms, and suppressed the audience instead of the Sengoku Marshal who was not present.

...Well, if he didn't come over to touch my head and give me a handful of candies after the meeting, he would look more like a fair and impartial boss.

Because of Lily Marleen's tragic life experience, although General Zefa was very strict when training me (it can even be said to be a bit too strict), but when we get along with each other in private, he has always indulged me to the point of doting.I took the candy from him with open palm, carefully peeled off the wrapper and put it in my mouth.Cherry flavor is my favorite flavor when wearing Lip's card.This sweetness made me squint my eyes and show a cute smile to the old man who adopted me.

"Thank you."

Hearing this, the admiral, who is known as a "black wrist", just patted my head again, and turned to look at Aokiji.

"Marlene didn't give you any trouble, did she?"

I immediately protested dissatisfied: "He is the one who caused me trouble!"

Qingzhi stretched out his hand to scratch his hair, and showed a vague smile: "That's not true... Lily is also kind, indeed, it's better not to be too lazy when working... She's right about that. I really should Pay attention."

Zefa reached out and patted his shoulder, showing a clear expression: "Thank you for your hard work."

Aokiji shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and raised the corners of his lips indifferently: "It's nothing, I'm a navy."

I was listening to the two playing riddles: "???"

No, Lip's intellect can't understand such advanced dialogue at all.

I simply gave up thinking, and didn't start calling AI in my head until I unloaded the Heroic Spirit card and lay on the bed at night.

...I'm sorry, although my brain is a bit smarter than Lip's, I'm actually not that smart.

So I turned to the reliable frontier super advanced AI of interstellar civilization.

And ai also gave the answer simply and neatly.

"Admiral, as the navy's highest combat power, is to guard the navy headquarters for a long time, and Aokiji thinks that his combat power should be used in more useful places instead of being idle in the headquarters for a long time, so he will sneak out when the headquarters is not too busy. Go to other places to inspect the situation. Of course Sengoku and Zefa knew this, so they didn't directly interfere with Aokiji's behavior. Of course, he was really lazy when he was lazy. He sneaked too many times before, so Sengoku and they let you keep an eye on him a little bit, don't let him sneak too much and ruin the image of the navy. But because you stared too closely, Aokiji had to go on patrol outside of office hours, and didn't sleep much during this time , that's why Zefa came to ask him if he had any questions."

I didn't know what to say for a moment.

Some people you think he is a fish-fishing monster, but is he actually a model worker behind his back?

"Yes, is that so?" I was so guilty that cold sweat broke out on my forehead, "I thought he was the one who loved fishing the most among the three generals?"

Ai looked at me with the eyes of a mentally retarded: "What are you talking about, the one who loves to fish is obviously the yellow monkey. When did Aokiji fall off the chain on a key matter, besides Akainu, he was the one who contributed the most on the top, theater In the version z, he chased Zefa and went to every endpoint. A capable person almost passed out in the hot spring in order to send information to Luffy. On the contrary, it was the yellow monkey who kicked a supernova in Chambord, and ended up being the last person Didn't catch it either, let him catch Tiger and let Tiger slip away, let him kill Zefa, and let Zefa run away for the first time, in the new theater version he can even cancel the demon-slaying order...he planned The water is paddling like backstroke, okay?"

I broke out in cold sweat: "You're right..."

ai silently rolled my eyes: "How do you think Aokiji's support among the bottom sergeants and young officers came from? It is impossible for a general who is always fishing for fish to have so many supporters. He must have done something wrong. You have to do a good job with few practical things in order to have supporters.”

I can't wait to cover myself in the quilt.

"Wooooow, didn't I cause him a lot of trouble... No, did I say a lot of rude things!"

It was only after removing Lip's card that I realized how vicious I was before... This is embarrassing tm!It's embarrassing! ! !

"It's okay." Ai patted my head with her thin tentacles as a sign of comfort, "You have to believe in the sand sculptures of this world, they say you didn't cause them trouble because they think you didn't cause them trouble from the bottom of their hearts Aokiji said it's okay, but it really doesn't matter. How can a real man not be able to withstand this venom."

Me: "... you're a sexist stereotype, you know that?"

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No matter what, if a person makes a mistake, he must find a way to make up for it.Don't adults often say that a good boy is a good boy who knows his mistakes and can correct them (ai: Can you stop pretending to be young when you are [-] years old).

In order to express my apology, I did not go to guard Aokiji the next day, but let him slip out of the Navy headquarters, and while he was muttering "It's strange, why Lily didn't come to catch me today" while neatly stepping on the bicycle Suddenly, it appeared behind him.

Aokiji's back paused, and then he relaxed as if he had gotten used to it, and turned around while saying "Sure enough, it's still here".

Then his eyes nearly rolled out of their sockets.

"Li, Lily???"

"Why, showing this expression, are you surprised by this posture?" I raised one corner of my mouth slightly, showing a slightly vicious smile, "Hey, since you know that I am a person with the ability to change fruits, you know I will have more than one appearance, but it is the most basic intelligence gathering, right?"

However, Aokiji didn't seem to hear my question at all, his unbelievable gaze focused on my... chest.

"Where the hell are you looking!?" I took a big step forward in dissatisfaction.

"So... people with the ability to change fruits can also..." He gestured back and forth on his chest at a loss, "If you say it's big, it's very big, if you say it's not, it's not at all?"

"Ahh! Really! Do you men like fat so much!" I said angrily, "Don't look at it! This form has no breasts! There is no breast at all! You won't grow any more if you look at it!"

Aokiji retracted his gaze regretfully, and his eyes fell on my lap, and then he showed a more surprised expression than before.

"Your leg……"

"How about it, isn't it beautiful?"

I proudly showed him my blade-sharp feet, just like Lip's hands were replaced by ferocious metal claws from the elbow down, this card was slender and sharp from the knee down. It was replaced by metal prosthetic limbs, with long and sharp spines on the knees, and pure black blades on the feet.I shook my hands covered by the long black sleeves, and sat lightly on the back seat of his bicycle.

"The previous appearance was too bulky, and you probably wouldn't be able to ride a bike if you really sat on it, so I changed it to a lightweight state. Don't worry, although the destructive power of this state is not as good as before, the attack power is the strongest. .”

I turned my head and glanced at the man who was still standing there, I tapped my toes in dissatisfaction, and urged.

"Aren't you going to make an inspection tour? Take me with you."

In the posture of chasing a man, besides tying him tightly, you can also run around with him!

I can't do it if I get the moon first, but I can't do it by chasing the moon?

Qingzhi stayed for a long time before struggling to make a few words.

"Then your job..."

The general and the adjutant skipped work together, so why not do the paperwork?

I was very calm about it: "It's okay, there is little A. It will be done well."

ai: A boss who asks his subordinates to work overtime for him is a scum in the world (sure).

The author has something to say: In the final analysis, why does the heroine sing a heroic song [

Probably because she is a real boy [

The coffee at the military law conference was the coffee that was drunk at the naval base in Ace's title page story. It was so bad that the whole navy vomited.

I think Akainu should like this thing very much...

A warm little science for French dog players who have never played ccc games:

1. Lip's weight is one ton;

2. Most of this ton is the weight of her chest;

3. Lip's chest is a recycle bin that will never return if it falls into it. Except for Gudazi, almost no one can get it back (the salvager bb: deep hidden merit and fame). If you want to bury your chest, please do it ready to die

4. Lip's claws are vicious compressors, which can crush people and the surrounding environment into non-recyclable waste data (at the same time, you can't survive or die), and even the king flower can be crushed with one claw;

5. Lip has high muscle strength but low agility. It is really bulky, after all, it is a ton.

6. Lip has the attributes of stalking, madness, and a very vicious tongue. He is a tank profession in various senses, and he is a bit lazy, although it is important not to lose the chain at critical times.

7. Lip's jealousy is actually quite strong (...), because he was jealous that the robot made by BB was too cute and would attract the attention of the senior (Hakuno), so he smashed the robot into non-recyclable waste... But She's changed now.

I will always love Lip.

"Lily Marlene" is the name of a song, I personally like it quite a bit, and I recommend it.

Chapter 304 "Life is not only about living in front of you, but also about poetry and the distance."

Six lifetimes before and after (...) add up, and I have never experienced such a thing as riding.

Now I find that riding is actually quite fun.

ai retorted coolly in my mind: "Nonsense, it's not you who pedaled."

I have no regrets: "He Qingzhi is an admiral of the navy. It's not tiring to bring a girl on the bike. Besides, Lilith weighs only 33 kilograms, isn't it just like carrying a child? It's easy." easy."

The ai rolled a huge eye in my mind: "33kg is the weight without the metal prosthesis, plus it's 53kg, so be sober."

I rolled my eyes at it in return, leaned back neatly, hit the back of Aokiji with the back of my head, and threw the question directly to the master.

"Are you tired?"

"Huh? Not tired at all." Aokiji continued to pedal the bicycle without even a breath, "Miss Lily is very light, I didn't feel any weight... Are you eating well?"

"Of course. But the current state is the fruit ability, not my real weight."

I kicked the hem of the black skirt triumphantly, and raised my chin towards AI in my heart.

"Look, people themselves say it's all right."

ai laughed, and completely ignored me after spraying ink all over my face in my consciousness.

I opened my eyes resentfully, but I heard Aokiji asked me a question.

"Can the ability to change the fruit change the limbs?" He added, "As far as I know, the changes of the last fruit-capable person seem to be limited to changes in clothing and hairstyles, not Such an exaggerated change."

"That's the usage before fully awakening." I began to talk nonsense seriously, "After fully awakening, I can maintain this state for 24 hours. My highest record is to maintain it for 9 days, but it will be very tiring to maintain it for such a long time, so I generally don’t do this now. After the fruit ability is awakened, because of the deep coherence with the fantasy character, whether it is height, weight or personality, it will infinitely approach that fantasy character. The body is naturally no exception.”

"I see. No wonder the breasts..." Aokiji's voice choked suddenly, "...I'm sorry, I was rude."

I snorted, lowered my raised right leg, and retracted the sharp thorns on the knee from Aokiji's back, leaving only a small hole on the back of the white suit jacket.

Aokiji resumed the topic with great desire to survive: "But these states are all beautiful, and this state is also very beautiful. Ah. Is there any fantasy character in your entry photo?"

...Dare to mention the girl's ID photo, I think he doesn't want to live at all.

I gritted my teeth secretly, but still answered his question.

"No."

"Isn't it?" Aokiji's voice sounded a little surprised.

"When I first joined the navy, my injuries were not fully healed." My voice was very indifferent, "At that time, I couldn't maintain my ability for 24 hours. made a bid."

"...That's it." Qingzhi didn't know what to think of, and his voice lowered slightly.

He didn't speak after that, and Melt Lilith's character wouldn't say anything at such a time. I sat on the back seat of his bicycle, grabbed the back seat with my blunt hands, and let the sea breeze blow my long hair With the skirt, looked up at the blue sky.

The sky is endlessly blue, and so is the sea.That kind of blue is too pure, it seems so distant and lonely.Is it just the sea breeze blowing past my ears endlessly, or is it just the air current brought by the car when it is moving?

The snow-white flowing cloud with a faint shadow drifted over our heads, changing shapes slowly and elusively in the sound of the wind. After watching it for a long time, you will completely forget what it was when you saw this cloud for the first time. what shape.

The sight felt desolate, even lonely.

I lowered my head and quietly watched the white ice edges stretch into the distance, as if watching the flight trail clouds go away.The bicycle creaked on the ice ruts.Usually it might make people feel a little noisy, but at this time, it will make people feel a little at ease.

Although I miss this sea very much, this is the first time I have seen this sea in this way.

I gently lowered my feet, stretched my insteps like a ballerina, let my blade-like toes cut through the calm sea, and watched the white waves turn up under my feet, just like the never-ending white waves beside the ship , I couldn't help showing a smile slightly.

"Hello..."

The speed of the bicycle slowed down because of my movement, and Aokiji turned around with a helpless face. After seeing what I was doing, he was also slightly startled, and then smiled.

"Sorry, it's really boring. Lily, you don't need to come with me at all."

I snorted, lifted my feet from the sea, stretched my legs, watched the sun fall on the silver prosthetic limbs, and the sea water slid down along the pure black toes, reflecting beautiful light and shadow.At the end of that light and shadow is the blue sea that I miss.This made me feel unexpectedly good, and my tone softened a bit.

"Are you kidding, how can you let such a useless general stay outside alone."

I leaned back, and the back of my head hit the man's strong lower back. I half-slung one calf, shaking gently like a child.He said very bad words, but his tone was not as bad as I thought for some reason.

"Because General Aokiji is so useless, I can't keep an eye on him all the time."

"Ah, ah, ah." Aokiji's voice sounded a little helpless, "I was cared for by my subordinates. Am I such a failure as a boss?"

"Please finish your work well and then come to discuss this issue with me." I sneered, "Besides, I am the strongest in this state."

Because... Melt Lilith (Dissolving Lilith) is the queen of water.

In the feccc game, this one is both fluid and can release honey that dissolves everything. She combines the Indian goddess Benzaiten who can freely manipulate water and wind, and the tsunami and sea monster that swallows everything in the Bible. Leviathan, under such a premise, her treasure itself is equivalent to a tsunami.

If she unfolds the treasure, it can be said that it can completely achieve the same effect as Hailoushi, and most of the capable people in this world will be restrained by her.

However, I have no intention of telling Aokiji about this.

After all, it is common sense that the devil fruit is weak (...). Even Senor, who owns the water fruit, can only wave the ground and walls to achieve the achievement of swimming in the soil (...). Water cannot be summoned, nor can water be manipulated.

If the effect of Melt Lilith's ability is mentioned, there is a high possibility that it will attract unnecessary doubts.

So forget it.

I just have to tell him I'm strong.

"That's it." General Aokiji tolerantly did not criticize the young man's "crazy talk", but said with a smile, "Then my safety is up to you, Brigadier General Lily."

I'm so angry when I hear this voice that can't help laughing, I really want to give this bastard a knee slap, let him experience Lilith's poisonous honey firsthand.

Forget it, this is the target of the strategy, and you can't kick it to death here.

I held back my breath and told myself to be patient, and then I barely suppressed the sadistic heart that was about to move in my chest.

...it took me longer to calm down the urge to kick him.

I was so angry that I didn't want to talk to him at all. I sat on the back seat with my knees folded and looked at the sea with my head tilted.Aokiji seems to have ridden to the waters near the island, and gradually you can see sailboats and seabirds, and you can hear some human voices.Some people on the passing boats seem to have noticed our strange combination, and they can see them looking this way from a distance, but they don’t know if they are watching the excitement of someone riding a bicycle on the sea, or looking at my strange pair. The novelty of the leg was over.

I looked back from the ship, but saw a little thing that surprised me.

A white sea bird was resting on my lap, it seemed to regard the long sharp thorns as some kind of branch to perch on, and it was resting on the long silver thorns with its scarlet claws. It buries its head under the wings, and combs its feathers with a pointed, slightly black, bright yellow beak.It seemed to feel that I was looking at it, and this little thing tilted its head to look at me, and gave a very cute "goo".

... It's shameful to be cute.

Melt Lilith actually likes cute little things so much that I covered my face subconsciously. When I put down my hand again, the seabird was still on my lap, but its head was tilted in a different direction. The black peas His eyes looked at me, as if he felt that the human being in front of him was really strange.

Damn, I really want to drive it away.

Aokiji told him what was going on behind him with his knowledge, which made him make a puff, and slightly arched his body forward, holding back his shoulders trembling as he suppressed a smile.

...I want to kick him even more.

I froze and looked at the little bird on my knee, thinking sullenly, when this little guy is startled by my murderous aura, when will I get up and kick the green pheasant to death.

Then the seabird accompanied us into the pier of the island.During the period, it combed its feathers from head to toe, bounced back and forth on my long thorns, and buried its head under the wings when it was tired, and just fell asleep.

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