[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

Facing a flower magician who was using his good looks and full of charm to discharge at the passing female navy, I lifted my foot and kicked it.

"Ow!!!"

The ae order restrained the four riders, and under my flying kick that hit the soul, Merlin flew out completely.He twirled in the air for four and a half weeks before falling to the ground. He sat up clutching his back and let out a series of painful cries.

"It hurts... my bones are almost broken..." He raised his head and let out an "uh" when he saw me, "It's really early today, little Marlene."

I looked at him condescendingly, with cold eyes like knives: "Yeah, otherwise, how could I see you hooking up girls everywhere? I warned you when you went to trick the new navy girl last time, right?" , If you lie to girls with sweet words, I'll kick your head off, you scumbag."

How many is it?

Ever since I borrowed this hexagonal dragon fish essence from Chaldea through the support system, I have seen this bastard hooking up girls every three days!Is he on two boats?He was on a dozen boats and he was still looking for a new one!rely on it!Is he an octopus or a Ke Zong fanatic! ?

nmd, I knew this bastard was a scum when I watched "The Court of Avalon" before, but I didn't know he was such a scum! ! !

As expected, Altria complained in the original work, "Tristan has always been very serious. It's just that his sensibility is too poetic compared to others, and he always seems desperate when comforting the opposite sex. The only hypocrisy is It's just you and Kaiqing." Merlin said.No wonder this guy was finally revenged by the goblin and imprisoned in the tower for thousands of years... This bastard's relationship with women is very problematic! ! !

Most importantly, this bastard is a hybrid of a human and a succubus...he has no feelings at all!

He has no feelings, but blindly teases his sister and tricks her into falling in love with him... What a scumbag this is! ! !Everyone gets it and kills it, okay? ! !

This guy was still defending himself when I kicked him because of his scumbag for the first time, saying "Although I love many people, I swear that no matter which one I will love forever" "I love men and women, each other Love with happiness as the goal"...

Then I just kicked him [-]% to death.

The scum in the crown stood up and smiled at me: "That's not okay, it's my mission to make beautiful flowers bloom. If there are no flowers in life, what kind of life is it?"

"Then let me end your life here, you female nuisance."

I grimly showed Merlin my sharp feet.

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"Ah, ah, what a cruel lady. Really, if I knew it, I wouldn't have taken Irisviel's place here because of curiosity." Merlin slumped his shoulders exaggeratedly, pretending to be disappointed, "I thought it would be What a fun vacation that turned out to be so bad from the start..."

My expression became even more ruthless: "Then you go back and replace Irisviel with me. Having said so much, you still stay here because you want to watch a play."

"I can't help it, I'm a creature who only loves beautiful endings." Merlin smiled, but his tone was almost indifferent, "I'm also really curious, how will your story end? No matter what I want to see the end with my own eyes."

I rolled my big eyes at him.

"Then you must be disappointed." I waved goodbye to Aokiji, then turned my head and cast my indifferent eyes on Merlin, "Unlike Artoria, I am an ordinary person, a very selfish and despicable one. Kind of thing, I won’t let you see the noble story of a saint, until the end I will trample on it for myself——If you want to see a beautiful ending, go back as soon as possible.”

Yes.

I am not a noble person who can dedicate everything to the people like Arturia.Nor is it like Fujimaru Tachika, who can rely on her own charm to make everyone unite around her and pursue the same future together.

I'm just selfish and selfish, someone who tramples on others for my own desires.

I will trample on it until the end.

I will walk alone until the end.

I have made an appointment with the teacher.Whether it is right or wrong, no matter how many people are trampled in front of me, I will walk on with my head held high.

So, that gesture is definitely not beautiful.

"Whether it's beautiful or not, you won't know until the end."

The half succubus with a human appearance smiled slightly. At this moment, his inhuman temperament was clearly revealed.

Because it is too objective, because it is too rational, it appears cold.

He raised his hand and tapped the corner of his eye lightly.

"As for whether it is beautiful or not, I will use these eyes to witness to the end."

Even though he said such words, Merlin still smiled.

I stared coldly at this succubus who didn't understand human emotions for a while, and then I looked away with a sneer.

"Whatever you want." I paused, and my eyes became a little more menacing, "But next time you paddle on the battlefield, I'll crush your head."

Why didn't I notice it when I was playing the game!This dog loves paddling so much! ! !When I fought Doflamingo last time, I asked him to use invincibility, but he ran away to fish... Really fish! ! !Tell me what's so good about betta fish? !

When I think of this guy who caused me to lose that battle, I hate it... Pvp nurse paddling is an unforgivable crime, okay?If it weren't for this dog's paddling, I would have kicked all of our teammates into the city before Doflamingo could control them!I hate! ! !

"I can't help it..." Merlin showed an unusually innocent expression, "If you chant the spell too long, you will bite your tongue."

How on earth did you crown magicians get here!Why do one or two high-speed divine words still bite their tongues, you bastards! ! !

I rolled my eyes at this bastard again, which was bigger than before, and then kicked this scumbag towards home.

When we got home, we were greeted by the smell of food.I walked through the neatly manicured garden by someone, stepped on the polished floor, and walked into the room with bright and clean windows.

"You came back too late, Lily."

The voice of the red-clothed and white-haired archer was a little serious, but the steaming plate of butter stew in his hand ruined the serious atmosphere... Speaking of which, why are the heat-resistant gloves this guy is wearing so cute? Whose aesthetics are those messy q-version cat patterns...Mr. Zefa?

This possibility made me tremble all over, and I shook my head desperately in my mind, trying to shake out of my mind the terrifying image of a middle-aged and elderly general with purple hair wearing these cat gloves.

Also, it's better to treat it as a gift from a certain female student to Zefa-sensei...

"Next time if I come back late, I will tell you in advance."

I opened the chair and sat down at the table, the red archer took off his gloves, sighed and poured me a cup of well-bubbled black tea, and put the bone china teacup by my hand, his tone was very helpless.

"It's not safe for a girl to come back too late. Next time, if you come back so late, remember to call me over."

Uh……

I covered the twitching corners of my mouth by picking up the teacup.

It is worthy of being Emiya's mother who was complained by Christmas Black Dai, "You dote on the Master too much, do you think you are the mother of a student who is preparing for the big exam?"

I also want to shout out like the second child who was overprotected by my mother and reached the rebellious stage-what can happen! ! !

With the cheating levels of these two cards, Parsonlip and Meltlilith, the only people who can hurt me in this world are people at the level of the Four Emperors and Three Generals, right?You are no different from Emiya Shirou who stopped Arturia from fighting because "Saber is a girl"—so this is called Jiangshan Yichang's nature can't be changed, right?

But compared to this... there is one more thing that interests me...

I twitched the corners of my mouth and looked at the calorie-exploding food on the table.

Fried chicken nuggets that are delicious cold, grilled salmon in special tin foil, creamy stew full of cheese and bacon, a large plate of hamburger steak and croquettes... No, just looking at it makes me feel like the heat is exploding.

Of course, Emiya, who values ​​balanced nutrition, also prepared a lot of vegetables, such as salads, pickles, cold salads...there are all kinds of vegetables...but why...why are there so many portions!

I imitated Commander Ikari's signature posture, propping my chin with both hands and showing a thoughtful expression.

"Although it is true that some heroic spirits will replenish their magic power by ingesting food...but I thought I shouldn't need it?"

Rather, it's too much to replenish mana... Do you think it's feeding Saber! ?

"This." Emiya put down the last dish and began to take off her apron, "Lily, haven't you lost weight recently? Is it because you have been transferred to the headquarters to work under too much pressure? Your original body value is not considered healthy. It’s not good to go down again. Work is hard, so you have to pay more attention to your body, and only by maintaining the best condition can you face new battles at any time.”

I nodded subconsciously... As expected of Emiya's mother, what she said was right...

Wait a minute! ?

"This body shape is influenced by Lilith." I tried to defend myself, "Isn't that the case with my own weight?"

Emiya sighed again: "I'm talking about your own weight data, which is 1 lighter than before... woo!"

I threw away the golden needle magic: "When did you measure my weight data!?"

In order to maintain a normal life, my mother never removes the card except for sleeping and taking a shower!When did you measure my weight!wrong!When did you record my body data, tell me! ! !

This devil...is this devil actually planning to disclose the girl's body data!What a devil! ! !no!This guy is also the target of execution! ! !

After a little squabbling (...), we finally sat down and had a peaceful meal.Of course, it was after playing a mixed doubles with Merlin who had stolen in advance.

As expected of Housekeeping A+, the food they cook is super delicious.I kind of understand why he can hold up half the sky of Chaldea (canteen) by himself.The seasoning and heat of each dish are just right, so delicious that people can even see the fairies dancing while the dishes are glowing.Archer also prepared some special sauces, which should be a very strange combination, but unexpectedly they all suit my taste.

Feeling guilty that I would lose about ten catties after eating this meal, I emptied half of the delicious food.Thanks to people in this world who have an exaggerated appetite (not really), I enjoyed this meal quite satisfactorily, and I am not as big-eyed as before. Xiao Mingming has a lot of things to eat but is limited by his appetite and can’t eat to his heart’s content .

After dinner, I folded my hands reverently in gratitude to Chaldea for willingly lending me everyone's mom (…).Thank you Fujimaru Tachika, you will always be my good partner, next time I will ask AI to send all the materials and chess pieces I have in stock to you, my warehouse is your warehouse, thank you (compassion).

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Speaking of this, I have to say one more thing, compared with a fish-fishing monster who has nothing to do all day long (I'm talking about you Merlin! Don't take your eyes off!), Emiya is really the most reliable servant, not only reliable in battle My little partner is even better at housework.

The life of the last week has completely turned me into a useless person. After all, why is it necessary for a big star to do housework by himself? If you don’t have enough money to hire a housekeeper, why not... In short, my housekeeping skills have been degraded at an epic level.And Zefa is no less useless than me in this aspect... This has nothing to do with being spoiled. Anyone who understands the living habits of a rough guy and a straight man can understand it.

After Emiya was summoned here, the deserted garden came back to life.This home has again what a family should look like.In a sense, thanks to Emiya, I have even lived the exquisite life of an ins girl that I have never thought of in a few lifetimes.

This man even organizes and stores regularly!He will really put them into the storage box according to the material and use of the clothes and store them in different categories!Have you seen the closet he tidied up?That can be used directly on ikea as a magazine cover advertisement without adding a filter!

And this man even puts shower gel, shampoo, and laundry detergent into sub-bottles, and puts them in specific storage baskets, and doesn't put them directly in the humid bathroom, but takes them out when they need to use them... The most frightening thing is that he will keep an eye on the remaining dosage and replenish it regularly!These things at home have never been out of stock!After I realized this, I almost knelt down to him on the spot. I didn't say it, I couldn't do it in six or seven lifetimes! ! !

Sorry, compared to Emiya-senpai, I live like a rough guy.I deeply repent.

Under Emiya's watchful eye, I have led what can be described as an exceptionally healthy life.

If there is no extra work to work overtime, then I basically go to bed at 8 o’clock and start at 8 o’clock. Before going to bed, I will do a set of core muscle exercises with the help of Emiya, drink a cup of hot milk, and listen to Merlin’s story about the king. Story(…) to sleep.I dare say that Yoshikage Kira may not be as healthy as I am.

What do you mean 12 hours of sleep is too long?

There is of course a reason for this.

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Late at night, when I woke up again from a nightmare, a hand stretched out from the side and gently covered my eyes.

"Have another nightmare?"

The Dream Demon's voice was clear and calm.

My chest was heaving rapidly, and the terrifying minions were still clinging to my heart. I heard my panting, so intense and flustered, as if I had just escaped from the chase of the beast called Nightmare.

I subconsciously clenched my weak right hand, and it took me a while to find my voice.

"No, it's fine..."

The voice was so weak that it didn't seem like it was coming from me. I struggled a little, and immediately felt that the clothes on my body were soaked in cold sweat.I tried to calm my rapid breathing, and tried my best not to sound strained.

"It's just...flashback. You get the idea."

That's a psychological term.It is a state in which some memory fragments and scenes are suddenly triggered at certain moments and float up into consciousness uninvited.

Everyone will experience memory flashbacks more or less. Those bad memories, shameful memories, bad feelings... will suddenly cut into our lives at a certain moment.

In some people, memories flash back in the form of dreams.

I've never had a flashback like this before Lily Marlene.

Maybe it's because some of those bodies were specially shaped by AI for me, some were too young to accumulate so many memories and strong feelings, and some were taken away by the original owner.Even if there were flashbacks at first, they were quickly overwritten by my own memories.

Speaking carefully, this is the first time I have traveled to a girl of this age.

Unlike every time before, the thoughts and memories left in this body... are very strong.

No, it should be said that it is precisely because the body itself is different this time from the previous ones.

It's going to be like this...it's only natural.

After all, memory does not exist in the soul, but resides in the body.

Lily Marlene... The memory of that girl is so strong that it still remains in this body in this way.Night after night, as soon as I fell asleep, I had frequent visits in the form of nightmares.

"Then continue to sleep." Merlin stroked my temple hair, and there was a strange soothing power in his tone, "Big Brother Huazhi will take good care of you."

"What are you talking about being handsome..." I complained softly, closing my eyes following the movement of his fingers, "Really, it's obviously just Merlin."

"Girls who are too stubborn won't be cute... Just kidding."

The crowned magician laughed softly. Although he always complained that he would bite his tongue when chanting spells, he recited a sleeping spell for me.My nerves, which were still immersed in lingering fear, gradually relaxed with the spell, and my consciousness gradually became blurred.The limbs became soft and fell into the arms of the Sandman little by little.It didn't take long for me to fall asleep.

So I didn't hear the words of the flower magician who weaved my long hair while weaving it into a dream.

"May there always be bright morning light in your dreams."

"May your dreams be filled with the gentle sound of the tide."

"May there be beautiful flowers blooming in your dreams."

"Whether it's terror, worry, lamentation or roar, even the despair that burns your heart, stay away from this dream."

"This is the common wish of the succubus and the queen of the dream. This is the blessing that we both bestow. This is the dream that we guard together."

"... Have a good dream, Miss Savior."

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I had a very good dream that night.

In the dream, it was a night that was so tender that it made people want to cry. The pure white moonlight sprinkled from the heights, coating the white flowers blooming all over the fields with a strange color.The unknown flowers are so beautiful, just like a warm snow, blooming to the end of the horizon, no limit can be seen.The sound of the distant tide came from nowhere, like a hypnotic song, whispered in my ear.

I lie in a field of white flowers and close my eyes in the soft scent of flowers.The wind on the field is also quiet, gently shaking the slender flower stalks, the white petals trembling slightly, as if to shake the moonlight on my face, gently brushing my cheeks.

I just fell asleep in the sea of ​​flowers.In beautiful dreams, embrace the dreamless sleep.

Here is no more pain and despair, no more fear and terror, no more of that which torments us sleepless.

Here, I finally got a long-lost rest.

I wondered in a daze, Merlin was doing pretty well.

Just remember to tell him when you wake up tomorrow, I don't like white flowers.

If possible, I want blue flowers that are still so beautiful even if they bloom all over the snow field.

As blue as the shadow of the moon.

Blue as a dream.

I want flowers like that.

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When I woke up the next day, I looked at the alarm clock next to the bed and fell into a long silence.

10:00

His uncle is late! ! !

"Merlin!!!"

I switched to Melt Lilith's card in an instant, rushed out of the window, and kicked a soul kick at some bastard magician who was lazily basking in the sun in the garden.

"Don't think I don't know! Did you do it on purpose!?"

That's why I don't like asking Merlin for help!that's why! ! !

Every time... as long as I ask this bastard for help!He's bound to give me some serious trouble!

"This time too! Why did you keep me in the dream for so long again!?" I wished I could kick this guy's head away, "You definitely did it on purpose! I don't believe you couldn't get me out of the dream earlier Release it!!!"

The nasty succubi's ability to manipulate the dream world! ! !

This bastard... This bastard definitely did this on purpose to see my joke! ! !

"Oh my, I can't bear to wake you up after seeing such a lovely dream." Merlin rubbed his head and sat up, talking nonsense solemnly, "Besides, it takes a lot of energy to maintain the dream summoning all day long, so I want to make you sleep more." Let's take a break... Ah, but you're so cute when you're pissed off because you're late... ouch!!!"

Emiya showed up just in time to stop the tragedy before I actually kicked Merlin's head off.

"Okay, Lily, I have assembled a new motorcycle for you in the warehouse, you can ride it to work quickly. Isn't Lilith's riding skill B?"

I kicked Merlin again resentfully, quickly took the lunch box that Emiya handed over, rushed into the warehouse, stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom, and drove the motorcycle roaring out of the house.He left a sentence "Merlin, wait for me!" before disappearing completely on the street.

...But then again, it's fine with Merlin, why didn't Emiya wake me up?

The author has something to say: In fact, the person who told Artoria that Merlin was hypocritical was Agguiwen.

And many of Merlin's lines in the text come from the original text of Court of Avalon, this scum really said that.

Regarding the nature of this guy Merlin, post a paragraph of the original text.

[From a human point of view, Merlin's nature is close to that of an insect.

It's just full of mechanics and objectivity.The veins of Merlin's thinking form are too out of touch to be compatible with the intellectual body of this planet.

Although Merlin likes beautiful and beautiful things, he has no reason to like them.It's just because that form can just fill the void in my heart and allow him that's all.

What Merlin likes is the result left over from human beings, but a creature that has absolutely no affection for the person who executes him. "This painting is beautiful. However, I am not interested in the content of this painting, or in the joys and sorrows of the people who made it, nor can I find the slightest value in it."

Clearly unable to understand the content of the painting, but feel beautiful.

Although Merlin himself understood that such a hobby was too much, he couldn't change it since he was born.

Because the succubus is a creature with such values.

Compared with the content of the dream, only the nutritional value of the dream is evaluated.That's the same as the human beings, no matter how beautiful the records of animals are in the past, they will be swept away once they are on the table. 】

He is a non-human with a human appearance, and is completely different from humans in essence, so he does not have human values.

He deserves to be locked up in Avalon and told the fairies the story of the king for more than 1000 years [The goblin is miserable]

The comparison between Merlin and Emiya.

Merlin: why did you come back so early

emiya: why did you come back so late (girls are so insecure)

Merlin is a scum [confirmed]