[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

First put the butter in the pot and burn it, then put the chopped onion into it and fry until it changes color and softens, and you can smell the aroma of the onion.At this time, put the potatoes and carrots cut into hob pieces, so that they are evenly covered with oil. At high temperature, the edges of the potato pieces will show a slightly transparent texture.At this time, you can pour in the milk, and after boiling, turn to a small fire and simmer slowly.

"Ace, Luffy—do you like potatoes harder or softer?" I poked my head out of the kitchen and asked the two boys loudly.

Luffy replied very simply: "Hurry up and serve the food, Lia, I'm so hungry!"

Well, I didn't listen to this at all, so I can't count on it.

I looked away from Luffy and looked at Ace who was rubbing his eyes.

Ace hadn't recovered from the effect of the onion tear gas bomb, he blinked his red eyes vigorously after hearing this, and subconsciously showed a super fierce expression.Two years may be able to change his behavior and speech, but it cannot change the most essential thing of a person.It is almost an instinctive reaction of this person to show a fierce and irritable expression when he is vulnerable.

"Whatever you want." Ace's tone became rude again, "Whatever you want, just hurry up."

"Oh, that means it needs to be cooked harder."

I nodded and put my head back.The next second, he poked his head out again as if he had just remembered something, happily watching Ace's face change.

"By the way, Ace, did I tell you that you look like a wild cat." I gave him a smirk, "You're so cute."

Ace was taken aback, then jumped out of the chair angrily, all his black hair blown up.

"Hey you bastard—"

"Hey hey hey."

I looked at him with a smile, and quickly closed the kitchen door before he rushed over, listening happily to Makino's dissuading voice.

In fact, the analogy I just made is not accurate.

Ace is not like a wild cat, but a sensitive little animal.Probably because of his childhood experience, the more vulnerable and sad he is, the more vicious he will always become.It was almost an instinctive reaction of his.Like a little beast that hurts people first before being hurt.

However, this guy couldn't really hurt his close partner, otherwise Makino wouldn't be able to hold him.

"It's so cute." I whispered again.

ai complained faintly: "I really doubt your taste..."

I was still grinning: "I have a little s."

People who have been ill for a long time are somewhat psychologically distorted, and I am very happy when I see it.

I hummed to the chopping board and picked up the pork chops I had sliced ​​before.

Curry pork cutlet rice requires deep-fried pork cutlets. There should not be much fat on such pork cutlets, otherwise the taste will be too greasy after frying.I picked the most tender tenderloin from two wild boars and cut them into thick slices, hammered them with the back of a knife, and then sprinkled salt and black pepper to marinate them to make the meat tasty.

Of course, these pork chops can’t feed Ace and Luffy enough, so I cut ribs and pork legs, coated with salt and black pepper, and pinned a small sprig of thyme from the balcony of Makino, put them Into the oven to bake.

With these prepped while waiting for the potatoes to soften, I lifted the lid and watched with satisfaction as the potatoes and carrots cooked.Then put the fryer on another stove, start to heat the oil, wrap the pork chops that have been rolled in egg liquid and flour, wrap them in bread crumbs, put them in the hot oil and fry them on medium-low heat.

In the unique aroma of fried food, I hummed briskly, put the curry cubes in the potato pot, and kept stirring to prevent the curry from sticking to the pot.I've always had a special talent for doing two things at once, watching the curry and watching how the pork chops are getting fried.

When the white pork chops tumbling in the pan get a golden color, I scoop them all up.Luffy slipped into the kitchen at some point, and tried to steal the meat with his hand, but I hit him on the head with chopsticks, and the rubber man covered his head with an unbelievable expression on his face.

"It hurts! Why does it still hurt even though it's rubber?"

"Because you're a bad boy." No, of course it's because when I whipped you just now, I attached the armed domineering color to the chopsticks.

I snorted and threw the spoon to Luffy, I was busy in the kitchen, and this guy wanted to steal it, what a little troublemaker.Come here and help me when you're so free, you little villain.

"The pork chop isn't ready yet, come and help me stir the curry. If it's mushy, I'll spank your ass."

"Leah, you are so fierce." Lu Fei took the spoon aggrievedly, and after sniffing it twice, his expression was about to drool again, "It smells so good! This thing called curry! It smells really good!"

I knocked him again: "No stealing! Really, even a rubber man should know it's hot? He dares to stuff hot curry into his mouth. Do you want your tongue?"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Luffy covered his mouth with tears in his eyes.

"Okay, stir it up for me, or the bottom of the pot will be ruined." I poured a glass of cold water for him, and seeing his pitiful appearance, I couldn't help but sigh, "Forget it, I'll do it myself. You go out and wait."

You can't count on Luffy to help!

Throwing the messy little monkey out of the kitchen, while I was stirring the slightly sticky curry, I poured the pork chops into the hot oil and fried them again, so as to keep the pork chops crispy and juicy.Wait until the pork chops have fried to a slightly orange-golden color, and it's done.I fish them out to drain the oil on the strainer and turn to the curry.

The curry is good when it is thick and thick.Put the steamed rice on the big plate, the crystal clear rice exudes the unique aroma of rice, especially fresh in the strong aroma of curry.I poured a lot of curry on top of the white rice, and put a lot of tonkatsu on it. I opened the kitchen door and showed a satisfied smile to the two anxiously waiting boys.

"It's done!"

Let's bow down to Miss Ben's gorgeous cooking skills!

The two big eaters quickly grabbed the plate containing the curry rice, and didn't even give me a chance to bring them to the table. They showed super happy expressions after just one bite, obviously conquered by the deliciousness of the curry.

"It's so delicious——"

I proudly puffed up my chest and threw a wink at AI.

See no, this!It's femininity!

AI sighed deeply, turned his back to me, leaving a back that didn't want to talk to me at all.

"That's not what you call femininity." Its tone was very sad, and it called out the title, "...Mom."

My smile instantly froze on my face, I looked at ai expressionlessly, thinking about my success rate of catching this thing and throwing it into the oven.

Roasted qb should also be edible, right?At least Luffy must be able to eat it, right?

"Conquer a man's heart first conquer a man's stomach. Which century's third-rate Mary Su Xiaoyan routine is this?" Ai finally couldn't bear it anymore, "When you traveled through 2018, wasn't it 2008? You took out this 2007 The out-of-fashion routine is trying to capture someone—this trick is useful to all the men who are pirates, and they should fall in love with Sanji."

"...If Sanji hears this, you will probably die."

I remembered that the corner of the feminist cook's mouth twitched, and he sat next to Ace with his own curry rice, picked up a piece of fried pork cutlet, and took a bite angrily.

Then I was instantly happy.

very delicious!My craft is still so good!

"Your talent for silly music is also amazing." AI leaned over and swallowed a piece of fried pork chop in one gulp, "...Wow, if I had feelings like a human, because this piece of pork chop might be right for you Increase your favorability."

As a human being, I have dropped a lot of favorability towards you.

I moved the plate to this side, and patted Luffy's hand trying to grab the meat.

Those who snatch food are enemies!snort!

Miss Makino held the curry rice I gave her, looked at me with a smile, noticed my correct movements, and there was a hint of surprise on her face.

"Leah is a very polite child."

Ace ate a large spoonful of rice with a whimper, his entire cheeks puffed up like a hamster, and even his tone was a bit vague.

"Because this guy comes from a good background."

Makino's eyes became a little curious.I bit the spoon and thought about it, and there seemed to be nothing I couldn't say.

After getting along for more than half a year, I have a deeper understanding of both Luffy and Ace.

Luffy doesn't care who your father is at all, he only cares whether you are interesting or not, he likes it or not, he is a simple-minded Fauvist.

And Ace is even more interesting. He is very sensitive to the identity of his father, but he is only sensitive to his own father. He doesn't care at all about other people's fathers. In this regard, he and Luffy are worthy of being brothers. , it seemed that I was mentally retarded when I kept entangled with my identity when I just traveled.

"That bastard old man in my family is an admiral."

I still can't call Akainu Daddy.Let me say again that I have a real father and my real father is super nice. What kind of scum is Akainu in comparison? !

"That's great."

Miss Makino is indeed an angel, she didn't show any surprise or awe, but looked at me with a smile on her cheek, she was so cute.

"What is the general? No matter, Liya, have another bowl!"

Luffy lacks interest in all inedible and uninteresting things, he raised his plate excitedly and asked me for more food.

"General, it's not surprising. I'll tell you how strong you are like a monster."

Ace was also surprisingly indifferent, he scooped a spoonful of curry rice into his mouth, and spoke vaguely.

"Anyway, I will definitely go to the new world after I go out to sea. Since I decided to greet the redhead, I will definitely pass by Marin Fanduo. It would be too rude not to say hello."

"what?!"

I have a very bad feeling.

Sure enough, the next second, Ace turned his head and gave me a big smile.

"I want to go and greet your father."

I jumped up instantly and covered Ace's mouth in horror.

"No you don't want to!"

The author has something to say: please substitute the emoji at the end.

Ace, the little villain, just wanted to scare the heroine to death.

So how does the heroine get rid of this little fool's idea (action) head (death) and pull out his flag? =w=

ps: Curry Pork Chop Rice is my specialty, I am very proud of it! (kimbo)

Chapter 36 Anecdotes about my bastard old man. (If Akainu hears it, it will probably blow my head away)

I was almost scared to death by Ace's words!

Go to Marin Vanduo to greet Akainu?I think you don't want to live and you want to die with me!No, no, stop, no, shut up!

"Why on earth did he come up with such a horrible thought?!"

I screamed for AI in the inner world, almost wanting to grab the ground with my head. AI responded quickly, with a hint of pity in his tone.

"Because he thinks your father is important to you, just like red hair is important to Luffy. So he thinks he should go to say hello no matter what—even if it's an admiral."

"I remember that I didn't teach him this kind of thing?!" I screamed brokenly, "Where does the red dog look important to me-when did I give him this illusion? I You obviously call him the old red dog bastard?!"

"Ace and Luffy sometimes call Garp that way." ai sighed deeply, "Men in this world don't think it's wrong for Sparta to train a child. It’s not surprising that Ace would think that you actually like Akainu very much.”

I thought about Garp's way of catching Ace and Lufei every time he beat him to death, and I was horrified to find that it was so normal for Ace to have such a misunderstanding.You sea world trains a child and almost dies from training, can it be called domestic violence?Can't.Think about it, didn't Rayleigh just throw Luffy into the forest to survive?But Rayleigh will draw a key point for Luffy anyway. Garp just hangs the four or five-year-old child in a hot air balloon and lifts it into the sky? !

I [beep]!Karp, can you stop misleading others? !

"...Is there any hope for this group of red deer males?" I asked desperately.

AI shook his head, his tone was very cold: "It's hopeless. Just give up."

OK, then there is no way.

I took a deep breath and decided to get to the root of the problem.

Since Ace was going to greet him because he misunderstood that I attached great importance to Akainu, I can only clear up his misunderstanding first.

"First of all, I hate that bastard old man." I grabbed Ace and tried to show my sincerity to him with my eyes, "He is a super, super, terrible man, don't greet him!"

"what?"

Although the thought of the bastard old man gave me chills down my spine, I decided to fight for the sake of Ace's life.With such a tragic determination, I grabbed Ace's shoulders tightly and shook them vigorously.

"Do you know how much that bastard old man went too far? He actually sent me to the intensive care unit? I was only ten years old at the time? Every time I train with me after that, eight out of ten times I will be sent to the hospital ? Have you ever seen such a bastard man?"

"Uh……"

For some reason, Ace's eyes drifted to Luffy, who was biting the tonkatsu on Ace's plate, and tilted his head to look at him with a puzzled expression.A drop of sweat rolled down Ace's forehead instantly.

Ai reminded from the side: "Did you forget that when Ace and Luffy met for the first time, he kicked him off the suspension bridge to the bottom of the cliff, and made Luffy fight the beast for two days before climbing back."

I was even more aggrieved: "Can Lu Fei's physical fitness be considered human? Is there any reference value?"

AI was silent for a moment: "...You continue."

Ace wiped his sweat, stretched out his hand hesitantly, patted my shoulder, and said righteously: "That's right, this kind of man is really an asshole!"

I was so moved that my eyes were blurred with tears: "Wuuuu Ace...you don't know how much that guy is too much. Last time I went back, he directly broke my two legs? Two legs! I worked so hard, but the result He never once praised me, and every time he just said to me 'you are too weak, Gloria'!"

I imitated Akainu's tone and said something, thinking of his usual appearance, I was so angry that I was about to pound the table.

"Wow, he is an admiral of the navy—the highest combat power in the navy?—he is serious with the little girl! He uses his own standards to measure me? Shame on you, this bastard old man! Don't you know how to put water? Kid He needs to be encouraged, don’t you know, don’t give any compliments, there is a limit to being stingy! Damn it! I want to win once in a while!”

"Well, calm down first..."

For some reason, Ace was sweating more and more. He coughed and brought me a glass of water.I took it, drank it dry in one breath, and took a deep breath.

ai: "...Did you forget that Ace never let Luffy win once, until he set sail at the age of 17?"

I was so angry that I ignored ai's complaints decisively and continued talking endlessly.

"Besides, this guy's clothing is very poor. Let me tell you, I don't understand his aesthetics at all. If he is black like that, he still needs to wear a dark red suit. Okay, just wear it. Can't he wear a shirt properly? What the hell aesthetic is it to pick a Hawaiian shirt? Both of his co-workers are so much better than him at this! Even the one I hate the most!" When it comes to Akainu's aesthetic, I have a thousand words to spew And said, "This is not over, you know, he still wears flowers—wear! Flowers!"

When I think of that horrific corsage, my voice becomes heart-piercing.

"Wearing pink big flowers! A big man, a man who takes the hard line, pink big flowers!!!" I choked up, and I could hardly continue, "What the hell did I do? I always look at the big flower with hot eyes... the pink..."

ah! ! ! ! ! (Groundhog screams.gif)

As a generation who grew up watching clamp, I feel that my aesthetic has been inhumanly destroyed.

I'm serious, although most of the plots of Auntie Jiazi's works are hard to explain in one word and cannot withstand scrutiny, but their aesthetics are really good-super good.

I don't expect Oda's aesthetics to be one-tenth of clamp, but it should be half of Miura Kentaro's, right?What the hell kind of clothing is that red dog? When I saw the moving red dog for the first time in the animation, I stared at the big pink flower on his chest for a full 10 minutes.It's hotter in reality!

...Wait a minute, speaking of Akainu's tattoo, isn't it...

"Why are you suddenly scolding the other party's clothes..." The straight man Ace didn't understand my breakdown point, but this didn't prevent him from being relieved that he finally didn't have to lie down.

"And that bastard is so outrageous!" I gritted my teeth when I thought of this, "How can there be such a man who leaves his gentle and virtuous wife at home, and won't be home for several years once he goes out. His wife...that is, my mother is I was born by myself, and I haven't seen this bastard once from pregnancy to delivery?"

Hearing this, the wry smile on Ace's face gradually disappeared.

"He is very busy at work, but it's a character problem that he doesn't come home until his daughter is four years old. Raising the child is all my mother's business, and he never helps. When I think about having a daughter, I start thinking about it. Death training... Those who know are he is cultivating heirs, but those who don't know think he is trying to kill children. I have almost died in the hands of that bastard many times."

At this point I stopped, looked at Ace for a moment, and grabbed him again, only this time it was his hand.

"So, this guy is an asshole, there's no need to greet him, Ace."

In order to prevent Ace from planting the death flag on myself, I also tried my best. If I let Akainu know that I hate him so much... I will probably be beaten until blood blooms in the next second.

Ai suddenly said: "Be realistic, Akainu can't beat you until blood blooms."

I secretly rolled my eyes at it: "Don't tell me that Red Dog will take care of the old relationship, it's impossible that he is not that kind of person."

"What I'm saying is that he will burn you straight away, without blood."

"...Fuck."

On the other side, it seems that he was moved by my true feelings, Ace nodded slowly.

"I see, Leah."

Before I could feel relieved about it, Ace went on.

"Don't worry, I'll blow that guy away." He patted me on the shoulder heavily, "I won't admit that a bastard like this belongs to your father."

Luffy also nodded vigorously on the side: "That's right! This kind of guy is right to fly!"

I:"……………………"

Come on, it's over.

Pulling the flag in the opposite direction failed and turned into flagging.

Once Luffy and Ace say "I'm going to blow you away", it's basically unthinkable.

"Is there anything you can do to stop them?"

I looked at AI with a headache, and put all my hopes on this artificial intelligence from advanced civilization.

AI tilted its head to look at me, and after a while, it threw out an answer neatly.

"No way." Its tone was very indifferent, "Their brains are both at the level of the Four Emperors."

"……………………Fine."

I rubbed my painfully painful temples again, put my hands down, left and right, and put on the shoulders of Ace and Luffy.

"What's the matter Leah?" Luffy looked at me curiously.

I heard my own voice, the tone was very sad.

"It's okay to fight the bastard old man." I sighed deeply, "Promise me, don't go to see that guy until you can beat the Four Emperors."

Seriously, you two have a better chance of surviving in the hands of the Four Emperors than in the hands of Akainu! ! !

"Okay, I promise you." Ace nodded very readily.

As for Luffy...

"What are the Four Emperors?" The rubber idiot picked his nose foolishly, "Can I eat it?"

"Can't eat..." I just felt my head hurt even more, "Anyway, you promise me first!"

"Okay!" Lu Fei also nodded very simply, and then entangled again in the next second, "So what the hell is the Four Emperors, Leah? Is it a new breed of meat?"

Before I beat Luffy violently, Sister Makino came over with a baking tray. The grilled ribs and roasted pork legs exuded an incomparably tempting aroma. Luffy abandoned me instantly, drooling and pounced on the baking tray.

"Meat!!!"

This... I can barely get it done...

I lay down physically and mentally exhausted, not wanting to say a word.

I want to be quiet...

"By the way, there is something I forgot to tell you."

Ai jumped onto my head from the edge of the grill pan, and quickly swallowed the small piece of meat he just stole with his squirming three-petal mouth.

"What?" I asked blankly.

"Your BBQ sauce is too salty."

"...I killed you."

"No, the point is not the barbecue sauce." Ai jumped on my shoulder and patted my face with infinite compassion with her big furry tail, "What I want to say is that Garp was listening outside just now."

Me: "&$*%'￡￥###!?"

Ai explained slowly and methodically: "He seems to be planning to have a meal here, and he heard you scolding Akainu before he got to the door. He thought it was very interesting, so he stopped and listened for a while. The lady coaxed away."

I just felt that the world in front of me lost its color in an instant: "... he... when... when... came......"

"Probably because you said that Akainu's clothes are of poor quality."

Immediately, there was only deathly darkness in front of my eyes.

Okay, okay, I'm done.

The author has something to say: Tips:

1. The men in your sea have no Uncle B in their hearts, especially when it comes to training.

2. Will Garp let Akainu know what his daughter said about him?

Probably not, Garp forgets after laughing, can't remember.

3. The problem is that he is surrounded by a circle of subordinates......

I tried making cotton cakes again today, and it was a huge failure.

I ate half of it and threw the other half away.

Mr. Siri is right, you can save some electricity by pouring it directly when setting up the model.