[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

Before the official story begins, let us tell a ghost story.

We all know that Neptune's world is a miserable world without Internet, mobile phones, computers, bad TV, bad games, and boring novels.

As a modern person, in this world without effective means of entertainment, there is no other fun besides working hard.

And at that time, there was the supervision of the devil instructor Akainu, the special Spartan training of the navy, and countless crises that forced people to improve their strength from time to time...

But now these conditions are not true.

My ○ Hero Academia is a very harmonious modern capitalist society.The level of technology is not much different from my original world, maybe even a little more advanced.

In this world, there are Cable Dog, Card Bitch, Nintendo; Trigger, Bones, Ghibli; Hollywood, Bollywood, Hengdian; Even a few grades higher than my original world...

Plus, I'm still living alone in this body... no parental controls, no boyfriends to mess with, not even a dog to walk.

The Internet-addicted girl was forced to quit the Internet for many years and then returned to the information age...

...So what kind of man are you dating? !

Is it because the game is not fun or the animation is not good-looking! ?Is there not enough comics or not enough novels? !

ah!Praise modern technology!Praise the electronic network!Praise the spiritual opium!Praise Brave New World! ! !

Let Internet addiction come more violently!I will definitely not graduate from Internet addiction!What a happy ocean this is!Just let me drown in the ocean of novels, comics, games, music variety shows and film and television dramas! ! !

Why do the weak fight! ! !

"So that's why you've been a nerd at home for three months?"

ai stood on the garbage mountain, looking at me expressionlessly.

Three months ago, when I first traveled to this world, at my strong request, ai changed her skin.So now when it tilts that cute puppet's head and looks at me, I really can't feel its killing intent from those black bean eyes.

There is no way, no one can feel the killing intent towards Xiao Ke.

Yes, after I asked ai to change its image with the reason of "Can you tm stop using this qb skin, it will make me feel that you always want to sell me", it finally changed the mimicry to Magic ○ Girl Sakura Xiao Ke.

Facing this cute lion puppet, I feel that my persecution paranoia is not so strong.

After all, Xiao Ke is so-so-cute!It's completely different from that slut qb! ! !

I don't know if it's my illusion, but after putting on Xiao Ke's skin, the expression of AI suddenly became much richer.Just like now, it glanced down at the mountain of garbage beside the bed with those beady eyes, and the corners of its mouth twitched unconsciously.

It was built from the various express boxes and takeaway boxes that I unpacked during this period... Of course, there are also various snack bags and beverage bottles.

Although I will also take time to clean up the garbage...But human beings are such good at making garbage, I don't want to be able to produce unbelievable garbage heights in a week...

Then its eyes stopped on my oily face, showing a look of incomparable disgust.

"Sometimes I really wonder if you are a woman." Ai covered her face with her paws as if she couldn't bear to look straight in the face, "You are too sloppy...can't you be a delicate girl?"

"What nonsense are you talking about to the dead house!" I patted the table, and almost took off the pile of dishes, "That's the life of cash and sns creatures! Who can show the exquisite dead house!"

"Do you really remember that we are here to attack?" Ai's forehead slid a row of black lines, "Just who do you want to attack now... No, having said that, you haven't been out much in the past three months, have you?" ? I haven’t even opened the card system once. Although this world is not as high-risk as the last one, it still requires strength. If you continue like this, you won’t be able to use a single card.”

"Uh……"

I choked.Indeed, I still remember the fact that the use of cards requires a certain amount of physical fitness...probably.Although the quality of this body itself is pretty good, but being stuck in a house like this for three months, my physical fitness has also dropped a lot...

"Okay. It's really necessary to exercise..." I opened the game after speaking, "I'll go after I finish playing this game!"

"...you said the same thing a week ago." Ai's tone dropped a few degrees, "Then you haven't been out of this door for a whole week. You've been lying on the bed with your phone and ipad all day long."

"Hey hey..." I showed a guilty smile, but I still held my phone and didn't let go, "Then what...they will really go this time, so I'll make another call...just one!"

This is the last dignity of the procrastinator - let me finish this game!

"You have said this many times." Ai hugged his short arms with a serious expression, "What about after this game? You have to clear the daily routine of the game. After that, you have another game. Are you physically strong? Have you checked in on the website? Have you not read the updates of several novels? Haven’t listened to the new CD by your favorite singer? Then you’ve accidentally clicked on Bilibili and Youku, and then I was attracted by the video pushed on the homepage... It’s almost time to eat after everything is done, and you will be sleepy after eating, then you go to take a nap, and repeat the above process after waking up, until it’s time for dinner. After dinner I don’t even want to move anymore, so two hours have passed since I played with my phone, and then it’s 12 o’clock, it’s time to go to bed. Continue the next day... Am I right? You’ve been here for the past three months ,Right?"

My expression became even more empty: "I, I promise it won't happen this time...Really...Really, you believe me!"

"Ha ha."

AI lowered his head and tapped his tail towards my phone screen.

"Then explain why you entered the second copy?"

me……

I can't explain it! ! !

"Forget it. I should have thought it would turn out like this."

ai sighed very humanely, and in the next second, it turned into a huge button, and the whole person... no, the whole puppet jumped up and pressed down hard.

"Fortunately, I have countermeasures—"

"Pa dong———————"

In an instant, my phone and ipad went black.Including the laptop that was still playing the strategy video just now, it also fell into darkness at this time.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！”我发出了一长串惨叫，“我tm还在本里啊！！！这游戏tm没存档的啊！！！！！”

Seeing me shaking my phone and tapping my computer in vain trying to save the black screen, ai briskly jumped to the corner of the table which was still clean, tilted his head, and looked at me very cutely.

"Give it up." It sounded very nasty, "I've locked all your entertainment equipment. Now, go out and exercise. Your exercise and housework time will be exchanged for entertainment time, which means you go out How much you exercise, how much chores you do around the house, adds up to how much time you can play."

"Fuck!" I really want to scold people... No, I'm scolding the system, "You devil! Big devil! Even if you change your skin, you can't change the essence of your devil——"

hateful!Actually locked my phone—what kind of devil is this! ! !

"You forced me to do this." Ai said flatly, dodging the book I threw, "Now, hurry up and exercise."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I cried and got up, went to the toilet and flushed my face twice with clean water, changed into sports clothes and prepared to go out for exercise.

There's no way, bargaining with this demon won't yield results - the bastard has no sympathy!

After kicking ai viciously, I unscrewed the door and walked out.

The place where I live now is a historic apartment.But it doesn't have the aging problems that are typical of this type of old apartment.Although the wooden floor is quite old, due to proper maintenance and cleaning, there is no sound when stepped on.I put my hand on the newly painted banister and walked slowly downstairs.

Speaking of which, although I haven't been out a few times, this apartment can be regarded as a very magical existence in my opinion.

It looks ordinary from the outside, but when you actually live in it, you will find that the comfort level of this apartment is a bit too high.The electrical wiring is amazingly good for the age of the building.There are also no water spots and stains from previous tenants that are common in rental properties.The room also has a fully equipped kitchen (even a fridge) and a separate bathroom.Given the unbelievably low rent for this apartment, this configuration was nothing short of a miracle.

Speaking of this, I have to mention the most incredible existence of this apartment.

"Good afternoon, Miss Yumeno."

I walked out of the door of the apartment, and the landlady who was cleaning in front of the door turned her head and showed me a gentle smile.

"……good afternoon."

This landlady is really a strange woman I met for the first time in my life.

Running this apartment with so few tenants that God knows why it hasn't closed down by himself, and running the apartment up and down in an orderly manner with his own strength... This is actually quite normal.

What's abnormal is how nice she is.

"Miss Yumeno is going out?" She looked at my outfit and asked with a smile.

"Well, yes." I scratched my hair, "I want to go to exercise and buy some daily necessities by the way."

"That's really great." The landlady clapped her hands happily, "In this case, can I ask Ms. Mengye to buy some milk and eggs for me? There are a little insufficient ingredients for dinner. Here, here is your change. "

I took the banknote, and I knew it without counting it. The denomination of this banknote definitely exceeded the price of milk and eggs.I sighed, I don't know why, this kind of scene happens every time I meet the landlady.Sure enough, the landlady winked at me cutely and said the words I was familiar with.

"The extra money will be used as errand expenses for Ms. Mengye, thank you for your hard work."

"No need..." I scratched my cheek in embarrassment, "You don't need to pay for running errands, Miss Hualun."

Flower wheel yellow leaves, this is the name of the landlady.

I must say again, the landlady is the most wonderful woman I have ever seen in my life-there is no landlady in the world who gives pocket money to the tenants.

"No." The landlady said earnestly, "It's very hard for Ms. Mengye to live alone, so don't refuse in this respect."

"...Okay." I could only nod my head as I was not good at refusing, "Thank you, Miss Hualun."

Although I want to refuse in various senses, the last time I spent half an hour at the door with the landlady and failed to get rid of the errand fee made me realize that it is impossible to refuse the kindness of this strange woman. of.

After nodding to the landlady, I left the apartment, stretched in front of the gingko tree-lined avenue, and started running.

The slightly cold autumn air made my mind feel very comfortable. I ran slowly, and the ginkgo leaves on both sides of the road fell with the autumn wind, like golden butterflies.The autumn sky is a distant and deep blue, the houses on both sides are a warm brick red, and the yellowish autumn grass stretches far away.

This kind of scene is as beautiful as a scene cut from a movie, which is suitable for a romantic encounter.

Just as I was thinking this way, a bicycle suddenly appeared around the corner, and I, who couldn't stop, collided with the other party unexpectedly.

"Fuck, it hurts—"

I fell solidly and squatted.The black thick-rimmed glasses slid down, and my vision was suddenly blurred. Myopia of 600 degrees made me only vaguely see something half red and half white approaching.

"Sorry, are you alright?"

The person who came parked the bicycle and quickly helped me up from the ground. With his strength, I stood up straight and reluctantly said "it's okay"...

The next second, I froze after I adjusted my glasses.

"Did you fall hard?" A hint of worry appeared on the boy's face, "If necessary, may I take you to the hospital?"

——Isn’t this frankly a blast? !

For a moment, I couldn't help showing a desperate expression.

The clichéd plot of meeting love at the corner is only when the woman is wearing a small white skirt, her curly long hair is flying in the wind, she is wearing exquisite makeup, and she is making a cute sound of "pain--" ...there is beauty! ! !

When he bumped into a handsome guy, he had a hair that hadn't been washed for a week. What kind of execution scene is this? ! ! !